Hail the Magikarp. Yes. GUIDE, WHAT IS THE HOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? air/ ii/ ii. DICK om of Thur" EA' E' AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANE magikarp giving the Haters a reason to hate
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Hail the Magikarp

GUIDE, WHAT IS THE HOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD?
air/ ii/ ii. DICK om of Thur" EA' E'
AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
71% OF THE PLANER" S SURFACE IS WATER
90% OF LIFE m THE WATER IS MAGIKARP
100% OF ' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
MATTER WHERE
u' NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
eon comprehend just how ****** you are,
20 base as
1 O twee attack
80 hase speed.
If It' s raining, than its sparkl DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI? TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
SPLASH
A that lives for years our use this to LEAP OVER ",,
You In-. an' t even walk our one without losing your breath. _
Hunted: A his Markart.
TACKLE
That' s " kilograms of solid death being thrown right at your fat hoe.
FLAIL
II you OBI! somehow get to 1 MP, this move gets a base power
of 1& 9. That sound was your howl's leaving your hourly in sheer terror.
BOUNCE
Because their your gross types. its I bonus, becomes new more
than it normally is for one turn.
Every single were in that this is .
ill) HEY Q
PM your pants book on, we' re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have with it:
THIS IS IN ADDITION TO AN" l" I' INOINO VAGUELY .
AND CREATE?» EVEN MORE MAGMA'S.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
Not that It matters anyway. The B hutton was invented tor a reason.
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#21 - dafunkad (10/12/2012) [-]
don't mess with magikarp
don't mess with magikarp
#50 to #21 - waffies ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
oh god what? when did this HAPPEN???
#23 - aarbea (10/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #11 - The Old Hotness (10/12/2012) [-]
>Catch 6 Magikarps
>Teach all of them flail
>Give each Magikarp a focus sash
>You now have a winning team
#30 to #11 - anon (10/12/2012) [-]
Excuse me sir?
Do you have a moment for me and my ************* HAUNTER?
User avatar #17 to #11 - xturboxx (10/12/2012) [-]
Suddenly, sandstorm.
#35 - aviatrix (10/12/2012) [-]
Sweet...    
   
Ghandi's tits.
Sweet...

Ghandi's tits.
User avatar #39 - magishit (10/12/2012) [-]
ill just leave my name here
#31 - vaskaduzea (10/12/2012) [-]
you sound like that fish sailsman that sold a magikarp to james
#29 - cazabrow (10/12/2012) [-]
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#12 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #46 - mrmcdubley (10/12/2012) [-]
Originally posted by chrisokage www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3289995/MAGIKARP/
User avatar #18 - gargoylez (10/12/2012) [-]
The violent tone and raw, powerful facts blew me away. I have never thought of that glorious little sucker in such a way, op, you have made me rethink one of my favourite franchises. Take my thumbs you beautiful bastard.
User avatar #20 to #18 - aceofknights ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
op didn't make this
#19 - lolcatkiller (10/12/2012) [-]
Magikarp ain't got **** on Aggron
User avatar #24 to #19 - daentraya (10/12/2012) [-]
do u has moar?
#27 to #24 - misterllama (10/12/2012) [-]
my favorite
#25 to #24 - lolcatkiller (10/12/2012) [-]
This is the only other one I could find atm, no idea what these are called
User avatar #28 to #19 - vasilyzaytsev **User deleted account** (10/12/2012) [-]
its also learns surf, thats ******* 793 lbs floating around. (in metric thats 360kg)
#22 - CaptinAwesome ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
<-- magikarp
<-- magikarp
#43 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
I read in bro team pills voice.
User avatar #37 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/12/2012) [-]
can you really find it at level 100?
#40 to #37 - anon (10/12/2012) [-]
yeah.
User avatar #49 to #37 - waffies ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
yup, in pokemon platinum the Super rod attracts it in any level range from 1-100. But note that a level 100 can never be made into a gyarados.
User avatar #51 to #49 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/12/2012) [-]
not even with a water stone?
#52 to #51 - waffies ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
magikarp doesn't evolve via stone.... in any situation.... :/
magikarp doesn't evolve via stone.... in any situation.... :/
#55 to #53 - waffies ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
for a moment i was horribly offended, because i thought you were either calling daniel jackson or I gay for answering your question, or linking me to the gay board intentionally.
User avatar #56 to #55 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/12/2012) [-]
i was calling the fact that you can evolve magikarp with a stone(incase you didn't figure that out)
#57 to #56 - waffies ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
I did. I laughed like a moron once i noticed. First laugh of the day goes to you
I did. I laughed like a moron once i noticed. First laugh of the day goes to you
User avatar #58 to #57 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/12/2012) [-]
all in a days work
User avatar #32 - sasyboncho (10/12/2012) [-]
Get yourself two Pokemon. One ****** water type with rain, and and MAJESTIC ******* MAGIKARP. So, here's what you do: In a battle, let the ************ go first so he can pull off rain, and then swap out Magikarp, who should be wearing the Focus Sash. Now, here is where you **** **** up. Since his speed is doubled, he should always go first. Keep pulling off flail, and **** that ************* **** **** Pokefaggot **** nugget.
#7 - goblingang (10/12/2012) [-]
I can never get bored of this repost
I can never get bored of this repost
#10 - Javapenguin (10/12/2012) [-]
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