Hail the Magikarp
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GUIDE, WHAT IS THE HOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD?
air/ ii/ ii. DICK om of Thur" EA' E'
AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
71% OF THE PLANER" S SURFACE IS WATER
90% OF LIFE m THE WATER IS MAGIKARP
100% OF ' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
u' NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
eon comprehend just how fucked you are,
20 base as
1 O twee attack
80 hase speed.
If It' s raining, than its sparkl DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI? TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
A that lives for years our use this to LEAP OVER ",,
You In-. an' t even walk our one without losing your breath. _
Hunted: A his Markart.
That' s " kilograms of solid death being thrown right at your fat hoe.
II you OBI! somehow get to 1 MP, this move gets a base power
of 1& 9. That sound was your howl's leaving your hourly in sheer terror.
Because their your gross types. its I bonus, becomes new more
than it normally is for one turn.
Every single were in that this is .
ill) HEY Q
PM your pants book on, we' re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have with it:
THIS IS IN ADDITION TO AN" l" I' INOINO VAGUELY .
AND CREATE?» EVEN MORE MAGMA'S.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
Not that It matters anyway. The B hutton was invented tor a reason.