Jack Sparrow

#5 - liolo

Reply+410

(10/11/2012)[-]

There seems to be a "Captain" missing in the title.

#42 to #5 - xXDeadpoolXx

Reply-107

(10/11/2012)[-]

bravo good sir

#86 to #42 - friendlysniff

Reply+54

(10/11/2012)[-]

DeadPool is red.

Dead pool has two red thumbs

you have an extra 21 red thumbs sir, you should see a doctor.

#110 to #42 - mondamini

Reply+28

(10/11/2012)[-]

why is this getting thumbed down?

#132 to #110 - fractalius

Reply+16

(10/11/2012)[-]

"xXDeadpoolXx"

It doesn't have enough x's

#214 to #42 - thepandaking

Reply+2

(10/12/2012)[-]

I don't get the negativity here...

#219 to #214 - xXDeadpoolXx

Reply+1

(10/15/2012)[-]

eh no skin off my bones

#220 to #219 - thepandaking

Reply0

(10/16/2012)[-]

that's the spirit, my man

#1 - waffies

Reply+161

(10/11/2012)[-]

That man is fantastic. My favorite story of him was about his favorite resteraunt in hollywood. Whenever he went there he would get the same table and same waiter. At the end of the Pirates of the Carribean films, he was headed to his home on his private island in Florida for a while, and knew he wouldn't be back for a bit. So on his way out he personally thanked his waiter before leaving. The waiter went to pick up the bill, found that Johnny had left him a $10,000 tip for being such a good waiter.

That and he's funny, but who cares about that.

#4 to #1 - anon id: d387a1b6

Reply0

(10/11/2012)[-]

My favorite is when he was driving a car from lima, peru, to miami. He was then stopped in customs because he they wanted to check for smuggling of drugs and what not. Depp had a soft bag, and they asked what's in the bag to which he answered "some stuffed piranhas and vampire bats". Why? Because he needed them.
Anyway so they opened and the bag, and Depp just happened to have some vitamin powder in it, that exploded in the custom officers face... They though they had found the motherload... (He didn't actually have any drugs)

#11 - arnoldbusk

Reply+150

(10/11/2012)[-]

Because who is better at cheering up children than a drunken robber and murderer

#12 to #11 - kanatana

Reply+77

(10/11/2012)[-]

With VD.

#9 - maddboiy

Reply+88

(10/11/2012)[-]

You spelt it wrong it's Johnny Derpp

#24 to #9 - leighlin

Reply+60

(10/11/2012)[-]

#66 to #9 - punnybutsofunny

has deleted their comment [-]

#112 - supamonkey

Reply+63

(10/11/2012)[-]

"Now kiddies. Any of you got any rum?"

#10 - jesuspleases

Reply+58

(10/11/2012)[-]

That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

#63 - glasgowrangers

Reply+43

(10/11/2012)[-]

#71 to #63 - sidathon

Reply+8

(10/11/2012)[-]

The best conversation in the whole franchise.

#53 - DrollHumor

Reply+43

(10/11/2012)[-]

His daughter being seriously ill was why he refused to take the part of Sweeney Todd until she was well again. Tim Burton being a close friend he absolutely understood. Little Depp is all better and Sweeney Todd kicked ass!

#48 - aluminiumfoiled

Reply+43

(10/11/2012)[-]

#15 - frodothetroll**User deleted account**

+41

has deleted their comment [-]

#35 to #15 - immortalfear

Reply+6

(10/11/2012)[-]

Well, did you?