Jack Sparrow

There seems to be a "Captain" missing in the title.

That man is fantastic. My favorite story of him was about his favorite resteraunt in hollywood. Whenever he went there he would get the same table and same waiter. At the end of the Pirates of the Carribean films, he was headed to his home on his private island in Florida for a while, and knew he wouldn't be back for a bit. So on his way out he personally thanked his waiter before leaving. The waiter went to pick up the bill, found that Johnny had left him a $10,000 tip for being such a good waiter.

That and he's funny, but who cares about that.

Because who is better at cheering up children than a drunken robber and murderer

You spelt it wrong it's Johnny Derpp

"Now kiddies. Any of you got any rum?"

That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

His daughter being seriously ill was why he refused to take the part of Sweeney Todd until she was well again. Tim Burton being a close friend he absolutely understood. Little Depp is all better and Sweeney Todd kicked ass!

He also gave the hospital $2 million dollars.

Did he read it in typical drunken Jack fashion? That would make Cat in the Hat way more entertaining.

I would drag my tits across a mile of broken glass just to hear him fart through a walkie-talkie.

**waffleofdoom rolls 02** look at me roll dubs!

This gif makes so much more sense to me now!

**narudawg rolls 19** Did he give them rum and jars of dirt?

Didn't Johnny Depp also respond to some kid by going to her school for some protest in the full pirate get-up?

Also Jack Sparrow dump because it's related.