UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO RELEASED. Long-awaited answers!. universe patch that 'ttritty certain was and added certain Features. was Douchebag fix -There was a bug woo hoo God bro
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UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO RELEASED. Long-awaited answers!. universe patch that 'ttritty certain was and added certain Features. was Douchebag fix -There was a bug

Long-awaited answers!

universe patch that 'ttritty certain
was and added certain Features.
Douchebag fix -There was a bug that allowed people to act irrationally
towards ethers, known as the "Douchebag" complex.
Cancerfag- Many users were given the’ cancer’ virus. This has been fixed, as
well as many other viruses, syndrome and disease dlls.
Lying bug - all the users have been given abilities to cheat out of
any situation, but as a result Mall around fairness and high
demand, God will be removing the' lie' ability in all users.
Spider hack - Some anonymous userbar back in . C. created a
program within the Wordd. exe download plugin, (Evolution. dll)
that gave many users a natural terror's it. Spiders will be
removed and God has added Tug Watch" which will monitor
these types nothings.
Life expectancy fix - Humans and animal' s lifetime expectancy will be put to
Learning curve fix - All human beings pick up all information 200% faster,
cutting ages at a young 10 years old.
Chicken glitch - Many foods have tasted like chicken, and this is because some
shmuck set the" " to many different files. Now
each food has its own taste.
Deja W - Fixed the "deja w" effect.
added matures
Oil Replenish and restock - God has confirmed a renewal of Oil deposits, and
more Oil reserves across the globe for us to find.
Life on Mars - God has confirmed life to be on mars, (finally) and will allow
humanity to steer it on it' s seethrough evolution.
Zombie mode - If humans wish to try Zombie mode, God has placed zombies
on the moon, as to allow more players to visit more often.
Respawns - One ofthe features mandark is the patch for extra
lives. Seeing as though there are many questions left unanswered,
Different species, Race/ ethnicity, retaining formal memories) we
know very little on this part ofthe patch, and we can imagine it
to be tweaked quite a bit. But at least it removes the dreadful
YOLO" phrase.
long read, but dealwith us.)
Government fix - this fixes an issue where rights as human beings have been
removed by other human beings in nice suits. Governmental
powers will be removed and replaced with a website that
votes on popular topics such as marriage or
healthpacks, according to popularity. These" trends" start
like a youtube video and climb a ladder aflame. Anyone
can vote, youjust elected members inhuman beings all in
nice suits. At a certain hit count, the' trend" becomes a bill.
After 3 months have passed, the majority vote (if over 65%)
is ruled in favor. If ties are too close, the topic is memorialized
and not allowed discussion for anothere years. (varies country
to country)
Flight mode -Yes, you read that right, folks. fly mode, to allow humans
to access other areas In the world without costly prices. No
information regarding how this will affect passports or the
speed inflight has been released, but the thought inflight is
good enough for me.
Minima's - Each human will be given a minimap with zoom, scroll, and layout
capabilities to remove the" lost" effence.
Thirst and Hunger - All humans will be able to last three times as long totally
deprived of life sources such as food and water.
all patches updated we. 21
What will abundance of oil do for as rices?
We can imagine that prices will drop, t at won' t be affective as per
part of the patch.
What about randomly dropping internet connections? Any fixes?
No fixes for that yet, rd talk to your Internet provider.
Will Flight mode allows ace travel?
Ishall expect so to allow or Zombie mode, but don' t forget the fact that space is, i
ndeed, deadly, and proper precautions such as a pressurized space suit should be worn.
ls god patching the trip glitch?
No word on that, butturt of human We is learning to pick yourself up, why tix it?
A removal tool for some things you do' n’ t like, like ?
God has taken account, but leaves it to be undetermined. An update on the
details will be released in November.
A worldedit tool for inconvenient users on weather issues?
As much as many time' s someone has complained, "ite too hot", God' s response has
always been, "Oh you don' t like it? well this is my way of setting up earth,
if you hate it so much, go find another one."
A over patch?
e’ re stil waiting on additional info, but God said he "had something in mind for it,
lmao or may output something together."
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User avatar #1 - traelos
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(10/10/2012) [-]
This is ********. Why do they keep tailoring this game to casuals?
#7 to #1 - anon
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genuinely made me lol. +1 internets for you sir!
User avatar #22 to #1 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Go easy. There's a ******** of new players coming in every day and he's just one programmer.
User avatar #46 to #22 - dadsabrat
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(10/11/2012) [-]
yea, go easy. my noob is due in March and I don't need asshats giving her too much noob crap before she can properly learn to make sammiches.
User avatar #13 to #1 - sonicsyndicate
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(10/11/2012) [-]
just go to australia....the difficulty setting there is perma-expert
User avatar #23 to #13 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/11/2012) [-]
The African servers are the Low Resource ones. Go there if you want to econo-play.
User avatar #38 - angelious
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(10/11/2012) [-]
ok its nice and all that they are working to fix bugs and all but seriously cant they do something about the story and soundtrack?

seriously ever since You need to login to view this link patch soundtrack has started to suck alot and story still ends in cliffhanger and it really drags out for most of the parts....
#40 to #38 - freddyhollensen
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(10/11/2012) [-]
To suck alot, never heard that expression.. But I suppose it makes a lot of sense anyway. ♥
User avatar #41 to #40 - angelious
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(10/11/2012) [-]
i learned my english through video games and movies.its not perfect...
User avatar #4 - finalkai
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(10/10/2012) [-]
i am sorry but someone has to point out the elephant in the room. uthers?
#16 to #4 - SFreedomX
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User avatar #6 - araella
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Why would "god" not want clean energy?

Furthermore, just because the majority wants one thing, doesn't mean it is right. "God" should know this
User avatar #15 to #6 - freddyhollensen
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Dude... Chill, it's a joke and God ain't real.
User avatar #81 to #15 - araella
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(10/12/2012) [-]
I realize that, and I did find it funny. Just those two things bothered me a bit.
#39 to #15 - anon
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(10/11/2012) [-]
he's real but he is a really lazy asshole...
#49 to #6 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#71 to #6 - johnshepherd
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Looks like that douchebag fix isn't active yet......
User avatar #80 to #71 - araella
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User avatar #17 to #6 - krasnogvardiech
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(10/11/2012) [-]
His name is kim jong. Unless you want yourself permabanned you might not want to piss him off.
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#43 to #30 - insanefreak
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(10/11/2012) [-]
You, good sir, will not be there anymore after the update.
#47 to #30 - krasnogvardiech
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Comment Picture
User avatar #32 to #30 - zraven
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Really, die in a fire.
#33 to #32 - babyweewee
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User avatar #35 to #33 - zraven
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I'm a douchebag? You're the idiot-cheesebrain who thinks he's awesome for posting a "DIDN"T READ" gif. Never mind that the site is in forum format, and never mind that typing and reading is kind of integral to the overall experience of communicating and sharing joy in humorous pictures and videos. You have shown the world how "awesome" you are by slapping up some gif somebody else probably made, letting everyone know that you are way to "cool" to be bothered with this "reading" **** everyone else gets caught up on. No, you need your laughs without words, and in 10 seconds or less, or that crap don't fly with you. You're an important man. You have **** to do. Porn to watch. Left hands to ****. Women to oggle at the mall while they think to themselves, "Why is an obese three-toed sloth staring at me, and what is it doing in the mall in the first place?". You know what? Don't die. Continue living. In fact, I hope you outlive us all. Because we all need someone to point to when we look at our children, and say, "You see that kids? That's what happens if you don't eat your vegetables. And if you play in toxic waste."

It would seem the one "patch" they missed in the above post is the one that spawns full-body herpes on jack-holes like you.

Have a nice day!
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#73 to #72 - memescomefromb
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We'll just have to make another server then. Easy fix!
We'll just have to make another server then. Easy fix!
User avatar #2 - tigronn
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(10/10/2012) [-]
ask him if he could add a metamorph/cross-species chat too please
User avatar #21 to #2 - krasnogvardiech
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Why the hell would you want to spend all day chatting to NPCs?
User avatar #51 - nochetriste
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(10/11/2012) [-]
How's about deleting failed updates like Justin Bieber, Blood on the Dance Floor, Niki Minaj, Rebecca Black and One Direction (And similar to that.)

And replacing those with the old files from 1960-2000

Like The Bealtes, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Nirvana and other exes. Because the last patch screwed music.dll up.
#10 - anon
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Wow with this new patch I get to meet Hitler AWESOME!
User avatar #24 to #10 - krasnogvardiech
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S13G-H31L was permabanned ages ago. Email him, all his new accounts keep getting IP-tracked and deleted.
User avatar #5 - shitshitshit
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(10/10/2012) [-]
what? no super powers?
User avatar #8 to #5 - lolwatthe
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Flying is a super power.
User avatar #12 to #8 - guitardrumsbass
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So birds have super powers?
User avatar #9 to #8 - shitshitshit
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User avatar #11 to #5 - psychobear
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i think flying counts as a super power
User avatar #19 to #5 - krasnogvardiech
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Script modding was erased ages ago. There's plenty of references to those times in the minigames in this version, though.