Life in Whiterun. . File: -( 332 KB, 1080x1080, ) sbe a businessman in Whiterun sailing the war is great fer business Uintill that ens showed up out my purse P'
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Life in Whiterun

File: -( 332 KB, 1080x1080, )
sbe a businessman in Whiterun
sailing the war is great fer business
Uintill that ens ******* showed up
out my purse P' ' day selling me useless crap. have nothing to buy from my suppliers
sells me artifacts beyond imagining
wave to out its we has the 3 bagillion gold to buy them
stands in my store far it hours. not moving attacking
have stopped coming in to admid harming statue man
Maire its gold to pay taxes
Marl refuses to accept three thousand footages
up in debtors prison
soaped by an Orc PA/ ery night
that PC
FIT: How PCs have ruined our lives
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Submitted: 10/09/2012
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User avatar #199 - notapancake (10/10/2012) [-]
>Be Slender.
>I hang up drawings for my outdoor galery.
>Some ******* takes down my drawings i just spent time hanging up.
>Trying to tell the **** to stop stealing my drawings.
>He just runs away and keeps taking my drawings.
#212 to #199 - kinglybotman (10/25/2012) [-]
Slenderman*
#185 - ilikepatatas (10/10/2012) [-]
**ilikepatatas rolls 24**
#184 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
>be sigurd
>i work for belethor at the general goods store
>i go chop some wood
>man comes up and chops wood after me
>tell him i work for belethor at the general goods store
>dont walk away from him while he chops wood
>he goes away
>im still standing here looking at wood
>mfw im working for belethor at the general goods store
#182 - ortonja (10/10/2012) [-]
>Be a guard in the Imperial City
>A mostly quiet job - the most crime you see in the Imperial City is just petty thievery.
>Except for one guy.
>That one. ******* . Guy.
This is his tale.

>Be minding my own business in the temple district, nothing much going on.
>This guy, this "PC" shows up out of nowhere, fully armored.
>Suddenly he punches me in the face.
> STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>He resists arrest
> THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
>He just stands there.
>Call in backup.
>He's still standing there.
>Shoot him full of arrows. Chop him up with swords. Nothing works.
>His armor is literally falling apart now.
>He stops, takes off his armor, and repairs it in the middle of battle.
>Pays his 40 gold fine.
>Curls up and goes to sleep on a beggar's sleeping mat.

What the **** just happened?
#178 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
mfw /b/ should stay on /b/
#172 - redking (10/10/2012) [-]
>Single mother raising child in harsh Alaskan wilderness
>One day child wanders off
>Search desperately
>Losing it
>Monsters every where
>He's probably dead
>A lone stranger approaches me
>Beg him to help find my child
>He is unresponsive
>Leaves without saying a word
>Days pass
>Don't eat or sleep
>Strange man returns
>Child in his arms
>Give him my last family heirloom as thanks
>Remains unresponsive
>Proceeds toward cliff edge
>WHATAREYOUDOING.jpg
>I am too weak to stop him
>Watch in terror as he drops my child into the abyss




User avatar #192 to #172 - aqualadFTW (10/10/2012) [-]
Its-a me! A-Mario!
#201 to #192 - redking (10/10/2012) [-]
You ********* son of a bitch!
#158 - majbuzzkill (10/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#157 - Marker (10/10/2012) [-]
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>Be an all-powerful Vampire Lord living in the secluded far northwest of Skyrim
>Haven't seen my daughter in over 200 years, and she took my damn Elder Scroll
>Some random guy comes into my castle, turns out he found my daughter
>My Scroll is safe, thank Molag.
>I decide to do the guy a favor by giving him the best powers he could possibly imagine.
>Tell him about a prophecy saying that we can eliminate the sun if we so choose.
>He decided to get everything I need to complete the prophecy.
>Turns out he had a conversation with my estranged wife, and she told him I was "evil"
>Bastard kills me with the very artifact I need to complete the prophecy.
User avatar #159 to #157 - bababad (10/10/2012) [-]
I skyrim on a ps3 and what is this? /tragic tears
User avatar #161 to #159 - Marker (10/10/2012) [-]
Lord Harkon from the Dawguard Plugin.
#160 to #156 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Cause furries don't listen to reason.
User avatar #180 to #160 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]
Nice Latiel impression.

Lol, jk Latiel. Love ya really
User avatar #190 to #180 - latiel (10/10/2012) [-]
He's right, you know.
User avatar #193 to #190 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]
Lol. How ya doin, Lat?
User avatar #195 to #193 - latiel (10/10/2012) [-]
Please don't rape me
#196 to #195 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]
Why would you think I'd do that?
User avatar #197 to #196 - latiel (10/10/2012) [-]
We both know why
User avatar #205 to #204 - latiel (10/10/2012) [-]
HELP
RAPE
#206 to #205 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]
I promise I won't rape you. Gardevoir's honor.
#148 - pictureperfect (10/10/2012) [-]
>Working as my master Ulfric's steward
>Bored as ****
>Sit at the table I spent hours preparing
>Door opens
>Look over to see some random dude just walk into the ******* palace like he owns the place
>Ignore him, not my problem
>Goes to talk to Ulfric, comes back minutes later.
>Starts heading out the door, stops, and turns around.
>Shouts some random sounding gibberish.
>Suddenly, plates and cabbages go ******* rocketing around the room, hitting me and several other's in the face.
>Random guy leaves

After I set the table all ******* day, this little **** just trashed the damn place.

MFW The guards and Ulfric don't give two ***** .
#147 - iamnewhere (10/10/2012) [-]
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Not a story, but quite helpful.

>xbox 360
>Skyrim
>8 daedric arrows
>go to Solitude
>Go to guards training
>pickpocket his steel arrows
>give 1 daedric arrow
>he now shoots daedric arrows
>take all the arrows he shoots
>300+ arrows a day

I now have 2400 daedric arrows
#211 to #147 - pauix (10/14/2012) [-]
How can you be so brilliant?
User avatar #173 to #147 - masterfluffydubs (10/10/2012) [-]
mfw - instead, go do this with the archer in the thieves guild....much faster. Cool story I suppose
#164 to #147 - mrkillernine (10/10/2012) [-]
Awww yeah!! Smart!
Awww yeah!! Smart!
#152 to #147 - SquishyHaribo (10/10/2012) [-]
GENIUS
GENIUS
User avatar #139 - sabdoor (10/10/2012) [-]
I killed him when I turned into a werewolf for the first time
#138 - norwegiansnowman (10/10/2012) [-]
faved because all these epic comments.
I am laughing so hard I almost **** my pants.
#137 - ballzach (10/10/2012) [-]
I sold him enough dragon bones to build a house
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#134 - questiontime (10/10/2012) [-]
Surprised no one has done one about Cicero yet, considering he spent ages taking care of the nightmother and, almost as soon as the PC meets her, she makes him listener
+4
#129 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#128 - cometfire (10/10/2012) [-]
"STOP! PICKPOCKET!"   
   
-duck-   
   
"Where are you.."
"STOP! PICKPOCKET!"

-duck-

"Where are you.."
User avatar #125 - Corny (10/10/2012) [-]
Hey I laughed at this yesterday morning!!!
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