Judo Chop. Reminds me of hotdogs.. But who was camera
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Judo Chop

Reminds me of hotdogs

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Submitted: 10/09/2012
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User avatar #33 - fretax (10/10/2012) [-]
No blood? :0
User avatar #31 - krizz ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
"stay still for 5 mins bro, ima take a pic!"
#30 - xbits (10/10/2012) [-]
Too bad there's no such thing as a "judo chop"
Too bad there's no such thing as a "judo chop"
User avatar #24 - mummer (10/10/2012) [-]
Oh god... I felt that.... and it felt painful.
User avatar #21 - limegreenvoid (10/10/2012) [-]
It's obviously just someone who curled up their fingers...
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#20 - grenboxman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 - erethilful (10/10/2012) [-]
I've seen dreams like these.. And I am a cook.. Baddest 						*******					 nightmares I've ever seen.. Waking up and not feeling your fingers, only agonizing pain.. But well.
I've seen dreams like these.. And I am a cook.. Baddest ******* nightmares I've ever seen.. Waking up and not feeling your fingers, only agonizing pain.. But well.
User avatar #14 - rotiart (10/10/2012) [-]
That one cut through the nail just got me...
#13 - bloodseel (10/10/2012) [-]
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#10 - memescomefromb (10/10/2012) [-]
But who was camera
But who was camera
#9 - itsoneam (10/10/2012) [-]
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow... I wonder whatever the 						****					 has happened to my fingers
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow... I wonder whatever the **** has happened to my fingers
#6 - wfddfw (10/10/2012) [-]
You want MORBID?



You can't handle this morbid.
Guy was holding a firework in his hand when it went off
User avatar #29 to #6 - jbitt (10/10/2012) [-]
Guess that situation got out of hand
User avatar #28 to #6 - turboderp (10/10/2012) [-]
is it wierd having no problem looking at this?
User avatar #32 to #28 - wfddfw (10/10/2012) [-]
Being in the Emergency Medical Services field, no. I have no problem looking at this.

But show me a fat lady that we need to pick up. that's just ******* gross
User avatar #25 to #6 - daentraya (10/10/2012) [-]
Those last bones in the fingers looks so weird..
#23 to #6 - jibjabkid (10/10/2012) [-]
i know right
#22 to #6 - insanefreak ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
At least his fingers went out with a bang.

The level of this joke is also morbid.
#19 to #6 - mayormcdick (10/10/2012) [-]
call that morbid
User avatar #26 to #19 - daentraya (10/10/2012) [-]
Is this fake? If not, what the **** is it?
#15 to #6 - thechosentroll (10/10/2012) [-]
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The poor guy will never be able to flip someone off ever again.
User avatar #27 to #15 - daentraya (10/10/2012) [-]
Left hand! or the right hand.. The other hand!
User avatar #16 to #15 - northyrn (10/10/2012) [-]
or have a wank with good ol' righty.
#12 to #6 - autoxx (10/10/2012) [-]
I saw the x-ray from that a long time ago. Pretty brutal.
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User avatar #4 - riun (10/10/2012) [-]
Judo Shop!
#5 to #3 - dafuqman (10/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (10/09/2012) [-]
They say that it takes just as much force to bite through your fingers than it does a carrot, but your body sends a pain message to make you think your biter down harder than you really are......ugh...
User avatar #18 to #2 - werttit (10/10/2012) [-]
You'd have to bite through the bone. No way that's like a carrot.
User avatar #11 to #2 - BERTMGERT (10/10/2012) [-]
I wonder how many people instantly bit their finger after reading this. I know i did.
User avatar #1 - morganshelly (10/09/2012) [-]
That's not judo, judo has moves like iponseanagi and ouchigari
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