ديكس. . Duck Run Taking the we it for w, ' ' Ema M P "am las, Bilall Mill MIEI " Ball gm. Oh boy! Someone is talking in Arabic over the internet! I wonder what the punchline of this post is gonna be!
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#105 - thatsmevictory (10/10/2012) [-]
I rescued a baby chick from a cockfighting operation in Kentucky two years ago. He was four days old; I named him Kirby. He took to me as Mommy right away, and anytime I took a walk, he would follow right behind me. Sometimes he would get scared and hide under my pants leg.
He grew up to be a big, beautiful rooster. He was very aggressive to other animals as was his bred-for-fighting bloodline, but to people he was the sweetest creature. He would run up to you and do a little sideways dance if he thought you had a treat for him, which i often did. He loved t be stroked and scratched. If you sat him in your lap he would fall asleep, and he learned never to poop except on the ground. If you think all chickens are the same, you're wrong -- there never was a bird like Kirby.

Three months ago he escaped his run in the night and was fatally wounded by an owl. He died in my arms, and I buried him in his favorite nap spot. It wasn't in vain -- he was a very large rooster, and i **** you not, he cost that owl several feathers and an eye.

RIP Kirby my sweet. 2010-2012
#136 to #105 - cdula (10/10/2012) [-]
Goddamn, this gave me a huge feel.

I don't know why, either.
#140 to #105 - dtcrawl (10/10/2012) [-]
... So many feels man... so many feels
#144 to #105 - deathstarslayer (10/10/2012) [-]
I had that same thing I founfd one on the stret took him in and raised it as a father
#114 to #105 - poniesareforfas (10/10/2012) [-]
**** ur ****** gey as fuk bird i wud of snappd its fuken nek fuk u cock fiting is the **** i luv watchin thoise stupid anmals tear eacothr apart n thers s much blud its so awsum i wulda eat it alkive n stepd on its hed
User avatar #118 to #114 - mrnotsosafeforwork (10/10/2012) [-]
#120 to #118 - poniesareforfas (10/10/2012) [-]
fuk u im25 n im in the military ill cum ovr to ur hous n **** ur gf
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrnotsosafeforwork (10/10/2012) [-]
well its not supposed to be 100% accurate, it's still in alpha
#126 to #121 - telfyr (10/10/2012) [-]
id say hes in his teens trying to "troll", how ever, obvious troll is obvious there for he failed.
#149 to #120 - drlolpranks (10/10/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#210 to #149 - EKcEntRIC (10/10/2012) [-]
i read this at least 3 times from other threads

still a good one thought
User avatar #124 to #114 - thatsmevictory (10/10/2012) [-]
I take it you're from Kentucky.
#168 to #105 - EKcEntRIC (10/10/2012) [-]
its a simple story, a story about a boy and his rooster...
many will say its stupid, strange, even farfetched...
but when the story is over, you will know that a boy loved his rooster
...and will be sadly missed
User avatar #211 to #168 - thatsmevictory (10/10/2012) [-]
Girl* her*
#213 to #211 - EKcEntRIC (10/11/2012) [-]
oh, sorry :D
#106 to #105 - Javascap (10/10/2012) [-]
Place this atop his grave for me.
#117 to #105 - telfyr (10/10/2012) [-]
Why would you bury a perfectly good chicken?
User avatar #123 to #117 - thatsmevictory (10/10/2012) [-]

No, but chicken is damn delicious.
Too bad they're so cute....
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User avatar #196 to #22 - prepareuranas (10/10/2012) [-]
That was all OP could think about
#56 - licestr ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
That cure little 			*************		 duck
That cure little ************* duck
#38 - fatamerican (10/09/2012) [-]
well this is appropriate
User avatar #187 to #38 - sammyjankiis (10/10/2012) [-]
No they hate us anyways.
User avatar #77 to #38 - ddemiddon (10/09/2012) [-]
as well as your username
#100 to #77 - xxpinksxx (10/09/2012) [-]
maybe it was supposed to be pointing at his name but the arrow is a little too far to the right
maybe it was supposed to be pointing at his name but the arrow is a little too far to the right
User avatar #139 to #100 - ddemiddon (10/10/2012) [-]
i thought he was talking about the post
#142 to #139 - xxpinksxx (10/10/2012) [-]
Well i am now refering to fatamerican lol. It was a joke
Well i am now refering to fatamerican lol. It was a joke
User avatar #18 - MichaelDoritos (10/09/2012) [-]
I love how the subscribe button says "S'abonner"

User avatar #207 to #18 - tehbawz (10/10/2012) [-]
For some reason this reminds me of Game Grumps.
User avatar #11 - epicsauciness (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh boy! Someone is talking in Arabic over the internet! I wonder what the punchline of this post is gonna be!
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#97 to #90 - Rascal (10/09/2012) [-]
that's a font.
User avatar #102 to #90 - spinsser (10/09/2012) [-]
it roughly translates to "if god supports you then no-one can defeat you"
it's a verse from the Qura'an
#71 - lukai (10/09/2012) [-]
I feel like I just can't get over your name... Content you post doesn't matter, your name is the height of all I despise
#194 - satexas (10/10/2012) [-]
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#209 to #194 - pelwi (10/10/2012) [-]
I wonder what they did to him afterwards
#113 - terminalinfinity (10/10/2012) [-]
MWHAHAHA every time this guy posts, its a ********* in the comments because of his username. Best troll ever.
#91 - angelodlt ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
#83 - freshbakedrolls (10/09/2012) [-]
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#62 - tomhefailin (10/09/2012) [-]
mfw i 妇产科啊督查科我叫吃chingchong红空塞阿门俄国皈佛哦油腻个f ortunecookiealwayswong
User avatar #44 - edwardlol (10/09/2012) [-]
It's not exactly the newest joke out in the internet, but whatever... (actually it's ******* old... please don't kill me)
#128 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
#199 - paperluigigatxl (10/10/2012) [-]
I like how the title means dicks.

And it looks like a dick.
User avatar #176 - TarnRazor (10/10/2012) [-]
Lol that's how you would pronounce "dicks" in Arabic. Ducks is "بط" . The more you know!
User avatar #185 to #176 - fatemah (10/10/2012) [-]
Lmfao! Was just about to point that out.
User avatar #188 to #176 - furyofthefallen (10/10/2012) [-]
Arab Power (y)
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