life in England. inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english. Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08 we to England on vacation with some friends wwe have to me
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life in England. inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english. Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08 we to England on vacation with some friends wwe have to me

inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english

Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08
we to England on vacation with some friends
wwe have to meet at the hotel at Spot
pit starts to get dark out
mot to check my watch
pl forgot it
suecide to go ask someone
Mind someone to ask
AARE YOU WIMBLY ) URS MATEO CRIMBO) NINAN Slit APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
shave no idea what he met said. ask motto repeat
YYOU WOT MB?
we starts to laugh
Ben rings out
Everyone stops in the ******* street
pa carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
tthe ******* queen herself sticks her head out
AOI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAN? IT BE E SONS
deriver pokes his head out
aanother man leaps out ofthe sewer
5 FECKING BC) ?
ppeople start pouring out in the street
WYA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO ( GNG
estore clerks and chimey sweeps chanting Slit AABC) Slit AABC)
wwe try to get away, the filth is choking me
AAB( ONG Slit KABONG OLLY JOLLY ITS Slit KABONG
tthe lyrics drown everyone out, can' t avoid dancers
IBANG UP THE KNACKERS AND YER MUM-
EOLL IN THE STREETS ITS Slit AAB( DNG
Mish and chips being thrown into the air en masse anthis point
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User avatar #1 - haveagoodone (10/08/2012) [-]
i am british and i don't see what's so unusual about this
just a regular six a-bong
User avatar #14 to #1 - natanhiel (10/09/2012) [-]
I thought everyone told the time it bongs
User avatar #2 to #1 - eddiethead (10/08/2012) [-]
Oi, are you wimbly wombly, mate?!
#8 to #2 - DangerToManifold (10/09/2012) [-]
i'm up north and we don't do that cockney bollocks up here
User avatar #13 to #8 - ilikemyjunkitsfun (10/09/2012) [-]
aye, cannae beat good northern bollocks
#22 to #13 - benjah (10/09/2012) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #24 to #22 - ilikemyjunkitsfun (10/09/2012) [-]
yes, one cannot best the quaint lilting verbiage of those residing in the north of England. :)
#26 to #24 - benjah (10/09/2012) [-]
yeah ye can, the herefordshire accent is better than that gordie bollocks. and suffolk. and, further afield, i kinda like the louisiana accent too. basically, anywhere that isnt in the black country
User avatar #27 to #26 - ilikemyjunkitsfun (10/09/2012) [-]
true, by northern im not implying geordie, the full range of northern accents are quite a spectacle, (btw your werfing picture is appreciated, i have so far been without flammen today)
#28 to #27 - benjah (10/09/2012) [-]
you havent flammened yet? what madness. you better get a nebelwerfer then, it werfs nebels.
i mean, yorkshire is alright but after the watford gap most accents are just not my thing.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ilikemyjunkitsfun (10/09/2012) [-]
I can appreciate where you're coming from, and nebels? hold the wibblywobbly phone, I gotta gets me some of that
User avatar #3 to #2 - haveagoodone (10/08/2012) [-]
only the jolliest
User avatar #4 to #3 - eddiethead (10/08/2012) [-]
Spiffing!
User avatar #5 to #3 - theavatar (10/08/2012) [-]
Do you guys even speak american?



Im just joking dont kill me
#67 - draxdiesel (10/09/2012) [-]
this is 			********		.    
   
there is no way we would waste perfectly good fish and chips
this is ******** .

there is no way we would waste perfectly good fish and chips
User avatar #18 - gasster (10/09/2012) [-]
this happens at christmas every year, the last wobbly dobble to dib his dab at 6 bongers get his tackle jumbled in the wishy washer.
User avatar #30 to #18 - BenniEGHR (10/09/2012) [-]
thats only in the jobble rules, for dibbly fibble its a twelve scribble bobbley
User avatar #19 to #18 - LonelyCamel (10/09/2012) [-]
Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur?
User avatar #55 - foshizzlefriend (10/09/2012) [-]
Being from england, I don't understand the joke here? It's the SIX-A-BONG parade...It happens every SIX-A-BONG
#62 - mutantgoldfishy (10/09/2012) [-]
my boat race when i saw me first SIX-A-BONG
my boat race when i saw me first SIX-A-BONG
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#46 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #46 - dylandiekunst (10/09/2012) [-]
Up north we just shout at cows all day and make fun of the clever kids
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#52 to #50 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #52 - dylandiekunst (10/09/2012) [-]
ya ******* wat you gay prick bellend
User avatar #58 to #53 - goonmcnasty (10/09/2012) [-]
DEVVO!

User avatar #72 to #53 - Zarakima ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
wot*
User avatar #121 - DANjustYEAH (10/09/2012) [-]
Mate you should see us at nine a-bong ya fecking wanker
User avatar #49 - beunosnoches (10/09/2012) [-]
Foreign portrayal of us British is rather amusing, and sometimes i wish some of these quirky traditions where true. Good day.
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#36 - miniGod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #35 - ieatbengay (10/09/2012) [-]
wait... americans have never heard of six-a-bong? i thought every country six-a-bonged
#134 - grandmabetty (10/09/2012) [-]
SHADDAP YOU GITS ALL I CAN HEAR IS THIS EFFIN AND BLINDIN, I'M TRYING TO WATCH FACKING EMMERDALE
SHADDAP YOU GITS ALL I CAN HEAR IS THIS EFFIN AND BLINDIN, I'M TRYING TO WATCH FACKING EMMERDALE
#63 - jmorgasm (10/09/2012) [-]
You may laugh, but this is literally how I live my life
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#16 - sapphires **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#95 - mmmilovemeth (10/09/2012) [-]
Lets all have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over
Lets all have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over
User avatar #102 to #95 - haveagoodone (10/09/2012) [-]
a cuppa? on six a bong? no bleeding way, what are you? a roger dodgy?
User avatar #64 - InspectorGadget (10/09/2012) [-]
This is pretty much how it is like in jolly old England.
User avatar #91 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
Minus Big Ben and HRH, this is a perfect representation of East London.......
#92 to #91 - shatt (10/09/2012) [-]
you read my ******* mind
#96 to #91 - englishfrank (10/09/2012) [-]
but i live in east london and its full of pakis and *******
User avatar #97 to #96 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
are they all as illiterate as the post says?
User avatar #99 to #97 - englishfrank (10/09/2012) [-]
didn't quite get that i live in east london
User avatar #101 to #99 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
What you did there.

I see it :D
User avatar #103 to #101 - englishfrank (10/09/2012) [-]
were u from bro....
User avatar #105 to #103 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
Bedford, bout 1 1/2 hrs north of london
#143 to #105 - John Cena (10/09/2012) [-]
Woo Bedford, representing the three counties. Hertfordshire here! Gimmie a bedfordshire clanger anyday!
User avatar #107 to #105 - englishfrank (10/09/2012) [-]
london north east leyton and cool cool you watch football
User avatar #108 to #107 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
A little bit, but I'm mainly a rugby man
User avatar #109 to #108 - englishfrank (10/09/2012) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #104 to #97 - superracoon (10/09/2012) [-]
Yes, it's quite difficult to speak a language in the country it was created in.
User avatar #106 to #104 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
By people that don't come from said country, though
#140 to #96 - calibratuner ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Sounds like croydon...
User avatar #155 to #140 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
can't be croydon, he didn't mention fires!

I'll stop with the london jokes now....
#160 to #155 - calibratuner ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Well at least they arent as bad as essex jokes now ey?
User avatar #20 - badgerbaiting (10/09/2012) [-]
People who speak unintelligible nonsense? Surely that would be Wales.
User avatar #23 to #20 - cakershaker (10/09/2012) [-]
not even funny. l:o
User avatar #25 to #20 - monkeyskull (10/09/2012) [-]
Too many vowels.
User avatar #34 to #20 - RAWRgeorgiaa (10/09/2012) [-]
Too many vowels, not enough L's, not enough sheep.
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