life in England. inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english. Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08 we to England on vacation with some friends wwe have to me life in England inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08 we on vacation with some friends wwe have me
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life in England. inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english. Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08 we to England on vacation with some friends wwe have to me

inb4 trying to start eurofag vs americafag war- i'm english

Anonymous ( Fri) 07: 08
we to England on vacation with some friends
wwe have to meet at the hotel at Spot
pit starts to get dark out
mot to check my watch
pl forgot it
suecide to go ask someone
Mind someone to ask
AARE YOU WIMBLY ) URS MATEO CRIMBO) NINAN Slit APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
shave no idea what he met said. ask motto repeat
YYOU WOT MB?
we starts to laugh
Ben rings out
Everyone stops in the ******* street
pa carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
tthe ******* queen herself sticks her head out
AOI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAN? IT BE E SONS
deriver pokes his head out
aanother man leaps out ofthe sewer
5 FECKING BC) ?
ppeople start pouring out in the street
WYA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO ( GNG
estore clerks and chimey sweeps chanting Slit AABC) Slit AABC)
wwe try to get away, the filth is choking me
AAB( ONG Slit KABONG OLLY JOLLY ITS Slit KABONG
tthe lyrics drown everyone out, can' t avoid dancers
IBANG UP THE KNACKERS AND YER MUM-
EOLL IN THE STREETS ITS Slit AAB( DNG
Mish and chips being thrown into the air en masse anthis point
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#1 - haveagoodone
Reply +141
(10/08/2012) [-]
i am british and i don't see what's so unusual about this
just a regular six a-bong
#14 to #1 - natanhiel
Reply +3
(10/09/2012) [-]
I thought everyone told the time it bongs
#2 to #1 - eddiethead
Reply +61
(10/08/2012) [-]
Oi, are you wimbly wombly, mate?!
#8 to #2 - DangerToManifold
Reply +56
(10/09/2012) [-]
i'm up north and we don't do that cockney bollocks up here
#13 to #8 - ilikemyjunkitsfun
Reply +22
(10/09/2012) [-]
aye, cannae beat good northern bollocks
#31 to #13 - pharoahemonch [OP]
Reply +38
(10/09/2012) [-]
#22 to #13 - benjah
Reply +16
(10/09/2012) [-]
u wot m8
#24 to #22 - ilikemyjunkitsfun
Reply +8
(10/09/2012) [-]
yes, one cannot best the quaint lilting verbiage of those residing in the north of England. :)
#26 to #24 - benjah
Reply +4
(10/09/2012) [-]
yeah ye can, the herefordshire accent is better than that gordie bollocks. and suffolk. and, further afield, i kinda like the louisiana accent too. basically, anywhere that isnt in the black country
#27 to #26 - ilikemyjunkitsfun
Reply +2
(10/09/2012) [-]
true, by northern im not implying geordie, the full range of northern accents are quite a spectacle, (btw your werfing picture is appreciated, i have so far been without flammen today)
#28 to #27 - benjah
Reply +2
(10/09/2012) [-]
you havent flammened yet? what madness. you better get a nebelwerfer then, it werfs nebels.
i mean, yorkshire is alright but after the watford gap most accents are just not my thing.
#29 to #28 - ilikemyjunkitsfun
Reply +2
(10/09/2012) [-]
I can appreciate where you're coming from, and nebels? hold the wibblywobbly phone, I gotta gets me some of that
#3 to #2 - haveagoodone
Reply +7
(10/08/2012) [-]
only the jolliest
#4 to #3 - eddiethead
Reply +6
(10/08/2012) [-]
Spiffing!
#5 to #3 - theavatar
Reply +5
(10/08/2012) [-]
Do you guys even speak american?



Im just joking dont kill me
#67 - draxdiesel
Reply +48
(10/09/2012) [-]
this is ********.    
   
there is no way we would waste perfectly good fish and chips
this is ********.

there is no way we would waste perfectly good fish and chips
#18 - gasster
Reply +35
(10/09/2012) [-]
this happens at christmas every year, the last wobbly dobble to dib his dab at 6 bongers get his tackle jumbled in the wishy washer.
#30 to #18 - BenniEGHR
Reply +7
(10/09/2012) [-]
thats only in the jobble rules, for dibbly fibble its a twelve scribble bobbley
#19 to #18 - LonelyCamel
Reply +8
(10/09/2012) [-]
Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur?
#35 - ieatbengay
Reply +31
(10/09/2012) [-]
wait... americans have never heard of six-a-bong? i thought every country six-a-bonged
#55 - foshizzlefriend
Reply +29
(10/09/2012) [-]
Being from england, I don't understand the joke here? It's the SIX-A-BONG parade...It happens every SIX-A-BONG
#49 - beunosnoches
Reply +29
(10/09/2012) [-]
Foreign portrayal of us British is rather amusing, and sometimes i wish some of these quirky traditions where true. Good day.
#62 - mutantgoldfishy
Reply +26
(10/09/2012) [-]
my boat race when i saw me first SIX-A-BONG
my boat race when i saw me first SIX-A-BONG
#6 - theoriginalajax
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#12 to #7 - intabutter
Reply +26
(10/09/2012) [-]
#38 to #7 - natanhiel
Reply +2
(10/09/2012) [-]
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#83 to #38 - theoriginalajax
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
how do i look smart, i wan't trying to be, i was just throwing stuff out there
#56 to #7 - thesandboxes
Reply -1
(10/09/2012) [-]
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#75 to #56 - theoriginalajax
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
how do i look smart, i wan't trying to be, i was just throwing stuff out there
#81 to #75 - thesandboxes
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
1. Respond to the right comment.
2. If you were "Just throwing stuff out there" why did you delete the post? You and I both know that wasn't very good.
3. Grow a pair and go down with your post.
4. Deleting posts are like crocs: A sign that a man has given up.
#85 to #81 - theoriginalajax
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
nah, a man fixes stuff, not leave it out there for people to see
#86 to #85 - thesandboxes
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
Alright. you got me there. Now improve it. Redeem yourself.
#87 to #86 - theoriginalajax
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
can't think of anything, i'll leave it to /b/
#76 to #7 - theoriginalajax
Reply -2
(10/09/2012) [-]
a lot of people hate, 46 in fact, idk why, it wasn't for them it was just to throw some stuff together
#95 - mmmilovemeth
Reply +25
(10/09/2012) [-]
Lets all have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over
Lets all have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over
#102 to #95 - haveagoodone
Reply +10
(10/09/2012) [-]
a cuppa? on six a bong? no bleeding way, what are you? a roger dodgy?
#100 to #95 - demonbunny
Reply +11
(10/09/2012) [-]
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#116 to #100 - evolutionotaku
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(10/09/2012) [-]
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#127 to #116 - mmmilovemeth
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(10/09/2012) [-]
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#142 to #100 - gogstarr
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(10/09/2012) [-]
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#37 - phattymatty
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