Fallout Locksmith. just found this on the webs its so true sorry if its a repost please dont hate me. HAW WE' LL , ABLE TO
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User avatar #124 to #93 - lastofthedovakhiin (10/09/2012) [-]
400? Dafuq?
User avatar #128 to #124 - HOLYCARP (10/09/2012) [-]
game is set in futuristic parallel universe.
User avatar #129 to #128 - lastofthedovakhiin (10/09/2012) [-]
Ahh. Oh yeah forgot.
User avatar #141 to #129 - darthjangopwnz (10/10/2012) [-]
to be fair it's in 2070 something so it's around 200 or so years old seeing as lincoln wasn't born till 1809.
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#146 to #145 - darthjangopwnz (10/12/2012) [-]
**darthjangopwnz rolled a random image posted in comment #831819 at Item Discussion ** thanks, I forgot it was 2270ish not 2070ish. I feel dumb now...
#101 - anon (10/09/2012) [-]
said nobody ever.. who runs out of bobby pins in fallout?
User avatar #113 to #101 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
I often do, but that's using extreme realism mods.
User avatar #120 to #113 - ascendedwings (10/09/2012) [-]
Details on said mod? That sounds awesome!
I've played FO: NV on my ps3, but I'm gonna play Fallout 3 on my computer, and I only play using Hardcore.
User avatar #123 to #120 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
Fallout Wanders Edition(FWE).
It's on the Fallout 3 nexus(Google that, not sure on the actual address). I also recommend getting WMK(Weapon Mod Kits) for FO3.
I haven't played in over a year so the mods are probably improved a ******** . Damnit, now I want to play Fallout 3.
#130 to #123 - ascendedwings (10/09/2012) [-]
Sounds awesome, thanks, gonna check it out later!
Sounds awesome, thanks, gonna check it out later!
User avatar #127 to #123 - HOLYCARP (10/09/2012) [-]
i suppose the mods can only be used on the pc version right?
User avatar #133 to #127 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
Yeah.
#135 to #133 - HOLYCARP (10/09/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#94 - itsmewaffle (10/09/2012) [-]
1. Press tilde Key
2. Click Door
3. Unlock
4. ???
5. PROFIT.
#54 - wheredawhitewomen (10/09/2012) [-]
Putting your skill points into Guns.
#55 to #54 - wheredawhitewomen (10/09/2012) [-]
Putting your skill points into Explosives.
User avatar #57 to #55 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
What. Explosives saved my ass many times. I do play ultra-realism on the PC though.
User avatar #60 to #57 - wheredawhitewomen (10/09/2012) [-]
I mean explosive weapons are fun and satisfying. Blowing up stuff with a fat man is pretty amazing, but actually putting points into the skill? Nah...
#98 to #60 - pencilartist (10/09/2012) [-]
The Fat Man is under the Big Guns skill, not explosives.

That being said, I thought it was a joke parodying that.
#106 to #98 - wheredawhitewomen (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, that's right. Fat Man goes under Big Guns in 3 and Explosives in New Vegas.

I've been part of the minority who enjoyed New Vegas a bit more than 3, so I'm still stuck in that mindset of how the skills work.
User avatar #109 to #106 - pencilartist (10/09/2012) [-]
Ha, I'm stuck on Fallout 3 right now.
I actually liked New Vegas, but not until the add-ons came out. Before that, the gameplay just bored me.

I think the best version of fallout would be taking Fallout 3's story and incorporating NV's weapons, enemies, and game mechanics.
User avatar #112 to #109 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
By the way, you can do that on the PC. I believe the mod is called, "Requiem for the Capital Wasteland". They may have changed the title since then. I never got it seeing as it requires 10Gb of hard drive space and I only have five left.
User avatar #117 to #112 - pencilartist (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh snap, really?

Huge space eater, but it seems like it would be great. Fallout 3's story was amazing, and Fallout New Vegas had the greatest weapons and game mechanics I've seen in the Fallout series. Thank you for informing me of this, thumb for you.
User avatar #119 to #117 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
Basically what it does is it adds the Capital Wasteland as well as storylines accessible in New Vegas as a new area. I believe it was a sewer that you had to go through to get to the Capital Wasteland.
You do have to own both games though.
User avatar #125 to #119 - pencilartist (10/09/2012) [-]
That's really cool, actually. I've got both games, so this would be a great way to enjoy both of them at the same time.

Probably requires fantastic PC specs though.
User avatar #132 to #125 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
Doesn't require anything better than the ability to play New Vegas.
User avatar #111 to #109 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
ThisX90000000000000
User avatar #126 to #106 - lastofthedovakhiin (10/09/2012) [-]
I hated how New Vegas hit a dead end after you beat it. I got so many good supplies from the dam and they all just disappeared.
#144 to #126 - darthjangopwnz (10/10/2012) [-]
**darthjangopwnz rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Comic from Buttersafe :) ** they need a broken steel
User avatar #149 to #144 - bluelight (12/06/2012) [-]
who is that girl
User avatar #64 to #60 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
The Explosives skill governs the ability to use all mines, grenades and Explosives skill based weapons (excluding missiles and mini nukes - see Big Guns).

The higher your skill, the higher the damage you inflict. The Explosives skill also affects the distance and accuracy of a thrown bomb (e.g. frag grenade, pulse grenade etc.)

The players Explosives skill determines how close you can get to mines before it detects you, as well as how long the mine will take before it explodes. There does not appear to be a minimum Explosives skill necessary to disarm a mine, so long as you can run up and activate it fast enough.
--Fallout Wiki
User avatar #66 to #64 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
Seems pretty useful to me. I'd rather blow the **** out of something rather than shoot it ten times.
#1 - wafflepancakes (10/08/2012) [-]
**wafflepancakes rolled a random image posted in comment #1039336 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw i play fallout
User avatar #2 to #1 - doopleganger (10/09/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #48 to #1 - kotos (10/09/2012) [-]
that's just plane wrong :D
#4 to #1 - jaevel (10/09/2012) [-]
All my what
#13 to #4 - winiacz (10/09/2012) [-]
The **** man...
User avatar #5 to #1 - EvilWolf (10/09/2012) [-]
i heard there's no exception to rule 34............i now believe that
#6 to #5 - waffies (10/09/2012) [-]
That's not even the GOOD jet porn!
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Anonymi ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
I Googled "jet porn" and found this link.
...Strangely aroused.
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User avatar #139 to #131 - Anonymi ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
I...
I think you win.
Forever.
#24 - curtisbentley (10/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #70 to #24 - SgtBaha (10/09/2012) [-]
Yay Kilplix
User avatar #97 to #24 - whydoesntitwork (10/09/2012) [-]
this must be old it has le. Theres nothing wrong with the giff i liked it but.......... le
User avatar #25 - chaosandmadness (10/09/2012) [-]
those would be helpful if it was battlefeild... or minecraft...
User avatar #41 to #25 - reican (10/09/2012) [-]
how would it be helpful in minecraft? you only meet enemies at night, except for a creeper now and then
User avatar #43 to #41 - chaosandmadness (10/09/2012) [-]
A FAT MAN?
HOW ABOUT CLEARING AWAY A MOUNTAIN?!
god know I've had that!
BY HAND, A FAT MAN WOULD HAVE BEEN HELPFUL
User avatar #63 to #43 - gitrdunn (10/09/2012) [-]
there actually is a mod for this... i saw it on youtube. if you give me a minute i will attempt to fetch you a link
User avatar #45 to #43 - chaosandmadness (10/09/2012) [-]
done* not had, I'm tired
User avatar #44 to #43 - reican (10/09/2012) [-]
kill a bunch of creepers.
fill a cave with dynamite FILL IT ALL THE WAY
detonate
profit
#46 to #44 - chaosandmadness (10/09/2012) [-]
stop being stupid, I know that's what you do,
a fatman would be just point and click, easiest idea.
this is a WHAT IF thing, your argument is way too serious.
User avatar #47 to #46 - reican (10/09/2012) [-]
if everything is too easy it would be just so BORING. its like playing every game on easiest mode. no fun and you can just walk around randomly boom victory
User avatar #26 to #25 - darthjangopwnz (10/09/2012) [-]
dude, imagine battlefield 3 with the fat man
User avatar #27 to #26 - chaosandmadness (10/09/2012) [-]
nonono, imagine fallout with battlefeild destruction physics on EVERYTHINg
#82 to #29 - justakewldewd (10/09/2012) [-]
Here, take this.
User avatar #71 to #27 - SgtBaha (10/09/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes. YES.
User avatar #49 to #27 - knifeyoass (10/09/2012) [-]
i need a new computer.
#87 to #27 - anon (10/09/2012) [-]
Red faction's physic engine.
User avatar #14 - tumteetitelytum (10/09/2012) [-]
They should've added ability to open locked doors with dynamite and a high explosion skill.
#81 to #14 - justakewldewd (10/09/2012) [-]
Comment Number 78
User avatar #15 to #14 - Zeigh (10/09/2012) [-]
Or knock it down with high unarmed skill.
User avatar #21 to #15 - natanhiel (10/09/2012) [-]
Yes.
I love unarmed.
It's always high.
#79 to #21 - MisfitsFan (10/09/2012) [-]
Like Whitney Houston
Like Whitney Houston
User avatar #23 to #21 - jalthelas (10/09/2012) [-]
Or the ability to climb through doors that have broken windows, and only the doors that are already broken.
#78 - justakewldewd (10/09/2012) [-]
I mod so Fallout Wanderer's Edition (FWE) gives me the ability to breach a lock with explosives (if my explosives skill is leveled enough). That grenade comes in real handy.... that fat-man would kill you though.   
   
Although the explosion also works as a sort of timed mine, the noise can alert people to your presence (FWE is to vanilla Fallout as Darksouls is to Skyrim, so death is easy to come by) and destroy items in a container, so you have to make a choice. Silent lockpick, or noisy explosive that can destroy items.   
   
Of course you can pussy out and change the setting in the FWE Menu, but then you have to give up your "Badass Card."
I mod so Fallout Wanderer's Edition (FWE) gives me the ability to breach a lock with explosives (if my explosives skill is leveled enough). That grenade comes in real handy.... that fat-man would kill you though.

Although the explosion also works as a sort of timed mine, the noise can alert people to your presence (FWE is to vanilla Fallout as Darksouls is to Skyrim, so death is easy to come by) and destroy items in a container, so you have to make a choice. Silent lockpick, or noisy explosive that can destroy items.

Of course you can pussy out and change the setting in the FWE Menu, but then you have to give up your "Badass Card."
User avatar #88 to #78 - lucianakira (10/09/2012) [-]
I had never heard of FWE before. Sounds pretty cool. Thanks for mentioning it.
User avatar #92 to #78 - neutralgray (10/09/2012) [-]
Doesn't Fook2 do the same thing? I have that and it allows me to do so. I guess those overlapping features are why Fook2 and FWE don't play well together.
#138 to #92 - justakewldewd (10/10/2012) [-]
Overlapping textures? Oh lordy, I'm getting that at Megaton with the textures you see from far away overlapping the textures you see from close up so you just see a big grey blob. Might be because of "Fallout Remastered" but it happens so rarely I don't bother re-installing the Unofficial Fallout 3 Patch. Anyway, Fook2.

Fook2 does do many of the same things, but FWE is more mod friendly. If you only want more of the vanilla game, i.e. weapons and armor and so forth, go with Fook2. If you want better mod compatibility and a drastically changed game experience, go with FWE. I've been told they don't play well together but there is something you could try.

You could check out FOIP, or Fallout Inter-Operation Program, which can help make big mods work together. I think I saw a FWE and Fook2 patch somewhere in there. Go to fallout3nexus and search for FOIP and you should find what I'm describing.
User avatar #3 - evilanakie (10/09/2012) [-]
tgm
bobby pin this
User avatar #12 to #3 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Or player.additem 0000000a 10000 and lockpick that **** yourself.
User avatar #19 to #3 - dwraith ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Or if you're going to use the console, just use the ******* unlock command...
#7 to #3 - waffies (10/09/2012) [-]
tcl

unlock

open... So many fun commands!

THAT or Fallout Wanderers Edition mod, then explosive entry!
User avatar #99 - shitshitshit (10/09/2012) [-]
who the hell has less than 500 bobby pins on them at any given time?
User avatar #76 - KayRed (10/09/2012) [-]
~
#74 - bdowns (10/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 - melontwilight (10/09/2012) [-]
Unless you use cheats.
User avatar #50 - MsLynn (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or when the guy holds up the frenade, does it not look like he's got a hand puppet of a dude in a silver shirt? I could just need some sleep though...
User avatar #65 to #50 - amantes (10/09/2012) [-]
Damn, you're right!
User avatar #77 to #65 - MsLynn (10/09/2012) [-]
Cannot be unseen damn it. When I saw it I really thought it was a puppet... then I'm like wtf was ity doing in there with all them weapons!? I feel less dumb, thank you. Haha
User avatar #96 - obliviousman ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
if you don't wanna waste ammo, just break it the old fashioned way. kick it in.
User avatar #107 to #96 - gmarrox (10/09/2012) [-]
Your username is quite fitting. Not sure if intentional.
User avatar #110 to #107 - obliviousman ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
it was intentional. guess it was a bit too subtle for fj...
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