That one night.... 100% Obnoxious Cum. me in bed one night, derping sleep sometimes I fall asleep hugging the pillow cuz it' s really comfortable, sleeping like Just do it
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That one night...

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me in bed one night, derping sleep
sometimes I fall asleep hugging the
pillow cuz it' s really comfortable,
sleeping like a boss.
the circulation in arms cuts eff, arms
fall asleep, rendering them useless.
wake up
kick my legs, hoping to reliever
and lay on my back
Fail, blanket is now ever my face. Meanwhile,
a meet foul, sickening, gut wrenching fart erupts from
my bowels, a stanky mist of malice and destruction.
The fart charges forth with the speed and ferocity of a
honey badger en cocaine during mating season and
begins it' s assault en my olfactory system.
Uh god! its horrible! What did I do to deserve
this? Please spare me! I don' t wanna die!
night, there shallow no
enveloped me, violating the very fiber cf my being. NI seemed
lest as this juggernaut cf a fart waged it' s chemical warfare.
finally managing roll ever, I
was free from this heme: -t of hell.
has
l _ What dame] was that!?
cough
caugh
...
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#5 - leetaemin
Reply +55
(10/09/2012) [-]
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#6 - seiken
Reply +41
(10/09/2012) [-]
Stranger in the tub.
#25 - yowhatsup
Reply +38
(10/09/2012) [-]
I love the smell of my farts though
#30 to #25 - tonkkax
Reply +12
(10/09/2012) [-]
Me too
#34 to #25 - wiimouth
Reply +28
(10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone likes their own brand..
#14 - jakols
Reply +19
(10/09/2012) [-]
>Goes to sleep   
>Wake up in the middle of night   
> slept on top of one arm   
> Can't feel one arm   
> Use functional arm to "guide the blind"   
> Touch Self   
>keep going to completely hardened   
> Furiously fap   
> 15 secs before letting the dam burst   
> regain feelings in arm   
> get solid grip and choke that ****   
> 8 more faps   
> explode everywhere   
> unplanned midnight fap successful    
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Goes to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of night
> slept on top of one arm
> Can't feel one arm
> Use functional arm to "guide the blind"
> Touch Self
>keep going to completely hardened
> Furiously fap
> 15 secs before letting the dam burst
> regain feelings in arm
> get solid grip and choke that ****
> 8 more faps
> explode everywhere
> unplanned midnight fap successful
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
#16 - anttumi
Reply +16
(10/09/2012) [-]
You dont become THAT helpless without arms...
#41 to #16 - mrvalane ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
Dude
No more typing
Fapping
Gaming
The list is endless!
#43 to #41 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
And regaining the blood in your arms takes what? 5 seconds? And you can use your mouth meanwhile...your jaw muscles are surprisingly strong.
#46 to #43 - daentraya
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
The worst sleeping limp ive had was my leg. It took a few minutes of walking around for it to feel normal. Plus, one is tired. And the prospect of using the mouth for it isnt exactly ideal
#52 to #46 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
"Plus, one is tired. And the prospect of using the mouth for it isnt exactly ideal " doesnt really make sense to me...
#54 to #52 - daentraya
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
I dont know about you, but even tho ones brain is high functioning at night, its not really the most practical things in a situation like this. And i would not like to bite the end of my coverlet to awkwardly try to yank it off like a wolf tearing a limb from a dead body
#55 to #54 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
Oh well, i guess it depends on how acrobatic you are.
#67 to #55 - daentraya
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
I am not at all
#84 to #67 - anttumi
Reply 0
(10/10/2012) [-]
Oh well, that explains it.
#49 to #16 - daentraya
Reply +3
(10/09/2012) [-]
#1 - darkdeepscars
Reply -7
(10/08/2012) [-]
repost
repost
#2 to #1 - twatmissile [OP]
Reply +14
(10/08/2012) [-]
Nope, I made this comic a couple of months ago, posted it, deleted after a few minutes, made some changes and posted it today. If you want to call it a repost then go ahead but its still oc.
#3 to #2 - darkdeepscars
Reply +9
(10/08/2012) [-]
okay i thought i had seen it before. my mistake.
#48 - ibashfunnyjunk
Reply +10
(10/09/2012) [-]
mfw your post
mfw your post
#57 - lindsaaay
Reply +9
(10/09/2012) [-]
last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
#39 - jigglepuff
Reply +5
(10/09/2012) [-]
I thought i was the only one who slept hugging a pillow.

So this is what it's like...When doves cry...
#44 to #39 - wickedtruth **User deleted account**
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#15 - thepastryistrue
Reply +8
(10/09/2012) [-]
You should probably see a doctor...
You should probably see a doctor...
#18 to #15 - apothicary
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
What is that from? :O
#50 to #18 - daentraya
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
I'd make a guess and say 'A movie including Wolverine'
#24 to #18 - thepastryistrue
Reply 0
(10/09/2012) [-]
Don't know... It just appeared in my reaction folder... I'm sorry.