That one night.... 100% Obnoxious Cum. me in bed one night, derping sleep sometimes I fall asleep hugging the pillow cuz it' s really comfortable, sleeping like Just do it
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That one night...

 
That one night.... 100% Obnoxious Cum. me in bed one night, derping sleep sometimes I fall asleep hugging the pillow cuz it' s really comfortable, sleeping like

100% Obnoxious Cum

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me in bed one night, derping sleep
sometimes I fall asleep hugging the
pillow cuz it' s really comfortable,
sleeping like a boss.
the circulation in arms cuts eff, arms
fall asleep, rendering them useless.
wake up
kick my legs, hoping to reliever
and lay on my back
Fail, blanket is now ever my face. Meanwhile,
a meet foul, sickening, gut wrenching fart erupts from
my bowels, a stanky mist of malice and destruction.
The fart charges forth with the speed and ferocity of a
honey badger en cocaine during mating season and
begins it' s assault en my olfactory system.
Uh god! its horrible! What did I do to deserve
this? Please spare me! I don' t wanna die!
night, there shallow no
enveloped me, violating the very fiber cf my being. NI seemed
lest as this juggernaut cf a fart waged it' s chemical warfare.
finally managing roll ever, I
was free from this heme: -t of hell.
has
l _ What dame] was that!?
cough
caugh
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#25 - yowhatsup (10/09/2012) [-]
I love the smell of my farts though
#30 to #25 - tonkkax (10/09/2012) [-]
Me too
#34 to #25 - wiimouth (10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone likes their own brand..
#6 - seiken (10/09/2012) [-]
Stranger in the tub.
#5 - leetaemin (10/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - jakols (10/09/2012) [-]
>Goes to sleep   
>Wake up in the middle of night   
> slept on top of one arm   
> Can't feel one arm   
> Use functional arm to "guide the blind"   
> Touch Self   
>keep going to completely hardened   
> Furiously fap   
> 15 secs before letting the dam burst   
> regain feelings in arm   
> get solid grip and choke that 			****		   
> 8 more faps   
> explode everywhere   
> unplanned midnight fap successful    
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Goes to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of night
> slept on top of one arm
> Can't feel one arm
> Use functional arm to "guide the blind"
> Touch Self
>keep going to completely hardened
> Furiously fap
> 15 secs before letting the dam burst
> regain feelings in arm
> get solid grip and choke that ****
> 8 more faps
> explode everywhere
> unplanned midnight fap successful
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
User avatar #16 - anttumi (10/09/2012) [-]
You dont become THAT helpless without arms...
User avatar #41 to #16 - mrvalane (10/09/2012) [-]
Dude
No more typing
Fapping
Gaming
The list is endless!
User avatar #43 to #41 - anttumi (10/09/2012) [-]
And regaining the blood in your arms takes what? 5 seconds? And you can use your mouth meanwhile...your jaw muscles are surprisingly strong.
User avatar #46 to #43 - daentraya (10/09/2012) [-]
The worst sleeping limp ive had was my leg. It took a few minutes of walking around for it to feel normal. Plus, one is tired. And the prospect of using the mouth for it isnt exactly ideal
User avatar #52 to #46 - anttumi (10/09/2012) [-]
"Plus, one is tired. And the prospect of using the mouth for it isnt exactly ideal " doesnt really make sense to me...
User avatar #54 to #52 - daentraya (10/09/2012) [-]
I dont know about you, but even tho ones brain is high functioning at night, its not really the most practical things in a situation like this. And i would not like to bite the end of my coverlet to awkwardly try to yank it off like a wolf tearing a limb from a dead body
User avatar #55 to #54 - anttumi (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh well, i guess it depends on how acrobatic you are.
User avatar #67 to #55 - daentraya (10/09/2012) [-]
I am not at all
User avatar #84 to #67 - anttumi (10/10/2012) [-]
Oh well, that explains it.
#48 - ibashfunnyjunk (10/09/2012) [-]
mfw your post
mfw your post
#57 - lindsaaay (10/09/2012) [-]
last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
#15 - thepastryistrue (10/09/2012) [-]
You should probably see a doctor...
You should probably see a doctor...
User avatar #18 to #15 - apothicary (10/09/2012) [-]
What is that from? :O
User avatar #50 to #18 - daentraya (10/09/2012) [-]
I'd make a guess and say 'A movie including Wolverine'
User avatar #24 to #18 - thepastryistrue (10/09/2012) [-]
Don't know... It just appeared in my reaction folder... I'm sorry.
#61 - EarthDefenseforce (10/09/2012) [-]
meanwhile in your ass
meanwhile in your ass
User avatar #19 - alfjnn ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
I hug my pillow every night ************ .
#13 - sgartgirl (10/09/2012) [-]
Sounds like fun man. :)
#59 - jldragon (10/09/2012) [-]
< A fart under the blankets
< A fart under the blankets
User avatar #39 - jigglepuff (10/09/2012) [-]
I thought i was the only one who slept hugging a pillow.

So this is what it's like...When doves cry...
+8
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#27 - sidathon (10/09/2012) [-]
This made my day OP, it made my day.
#56 - digeredoo (10/09/2012) [-]
I have no words describing this.
I have no words describing this.
#70 - dudis (10/09/2012) [-]
not true, you always enjoy your own farts
#75 to #70 - rhinoplasty (10/09/2012) [-]
yeah its weird but it appeals to you in a strange way
#68 - fongsan ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
#45 - anon (10/09/2012) [-]
Thumb up, mad me lol and save pic for later lols
#23 - iminlovewithurmom (10/09/2012) [-]
You are wrong sir. I love farts. No matter how disgusting they are.
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