me in bed one night, derping sleep
sometimes I fall asleep hugging the
pillow cuz it' s really comfortable,
sleeping like a boss.
the circulation in arms cuts eff, arms
fall asleep, rendering them useless.
kick my legs, hoping to reliever
and lay on my back
Fail, blanket is now ever my face. Meanwhile,
a meet foul, sickening, gut wrenching fart erupts from
my bowels, a stanky mist of malice and destruction.
The fart charges forth with the speed and ferocity of a
honey badger en cocaine during mating season and
begins it' s assault en my olfactory system.
Uh god! its horrible! What did I do to deserve
this? Please spare me! I don' t wanna die!
night, there shallow no
enveloped me, violating the very fiber cf my being. NI seemed
lest as this juggernaut cf a fart waged it' s chemical warfare.
finally managing roll ever, I
was free from this heme: -t of hell.
l _ What dame] was that!?