That one night.... 100% Obnoxious Cum. me in bed one night, derping sleep sometimes I fall asleep hugging the pillow cuz it' s really comfortable, sleeping like
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That one night...

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me in bed one night, derping sleep
sometimes I fall asleep hugging the
pillow cuz it' s really comfortable,
sleeping like a boss.
the circulation in arms cuts eff, arms
fall asleep, rendering them useless.
wake up
kick my legs, hoping to reliever
and lay on my back
Fail, blanket is now ever my face. Meanwhile,
a meet foul, sickening, gut wrenching fart erupts from
my bowels, a stanky mist of malice and destruction.
The fart charges forth with the speed and ferocity of a
honey badger en cocaine during mating season and
begins it' s assault en my olfactory system.
Uh god! its horrible! What did I do to deserve
this? Please spare me! I don' t wanna die!
night, there shallow no
enveloped me, violating the very fiber cf my being. NI seemed
lest as this juggernaut cf a fart waged it' s chemical warfare.
finally managing roll ever, I
was free from this heme: -t of hell.
has
l _ What dame] was that!?
cough
caugh
...
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Submitted: 10/08/2012
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#83 - peyko (10/09/2012) [-]
And then it was just a dream.
And then it was just a dream.
#81 - conagheraxe (10/09/2012) [-]
"Derping off to sleep"
#80 - imjustcyan (10/09/2012) [-]
I was in almost the exact same situation last week. ಠ_ಠ
#70 - dudis (10/09/2012) [-]
not true, you always enjoy your own farts
#75 to #70 - rhinoplasty (10/09/2012) [-]
yeah its weird but it appeals to you in a strange way
#66 - jonchar (10/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #66 - xenoquack (10/09/2012) [-]
You missed out, was pretty funny and original.
#69 to #66 - Spikeydeath (10/09/2012) [-]
thats because your black
you never learned how to
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User avatar #65 - flaminggodzilla (10/09/2012) [-]
Thanks, you made me laugh. Also and easy way to get feeling back into your limbs and hands if they fall asleep is to make them hurt, not rage pain though. Slapping your limbs against the wall or bitting usually works.
#64 - cupotruth (10/09/2012) [-]
I like.
I like.
#63 - jitterz (10/09/2012) [-]
OP's face when    
   
thank you for making me laugh today
OP's face when

thank you for making me laugh today
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#61 - EarthDefenseforce (10/09/2012) [-]
meanwhile in your ass
meanwhile in your ass
#59 - jldragon (10/09/2012) [-]
< A fart under the blankets
< A fart under the blankets
#57 - lindsaaay (10/09/2012) [-]
last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
#56 - digeredoo (10/09/2012) [-]
I have no words describing this.
I have no words describing this.
#51 - ansurz (10/09/2012) [-]
I liked this
#48 - ibashfunnyjunk (10/09/2012) [-]
mfw your post
mfw your post
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