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#98 to #86 - ladylpara (10/09/2012) [-]
aha...
so that's where I left it...
#126 to #98 - trashboat (10/10/2012) [-]
That was great..
#120 to #98 - baditch ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
>Be 4th greade
>on playground
>Best friend and i go straight to the swings because swings are thie shit.
>Dumb bitch named Wendy and her cunt friend are already there
>Tell them to get off
>"No we're playing Aladdin. I'm princess Jasmine" You can be Jaffar and Aladdin"
>Decide to play alond, figure we might get a chance on the swing
>Bitch wants us to act out the whole movie
>Get to the scene where Genie (Wendy's friend) has to obey Jaffar
>By this time get sick of playing Aladdin
>Best friend says "Genie make me a sultan" (the script is largely paraphrased)
>Get fed up, push cunts off and take over the swing.
>Cunts start crying and run to tell the teacher
>MFW we are the Sultans of Swing
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