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school nurses

maffia, do the trick
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Submitted: 10/08/2012
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#173 - schlecht (10/09/2012) [-]
Related.
Related.
User avatar #154 - oux (10/09/2012) [-]
So this kind of stuff is perfectly fine to post but if you post anything sexual you're banned!? I just don't understand...
User avatar #159 to #154 - redking (10/09/2012) [-]
srsly this stuff is NSFW I AM AT WORK it's SOOO ANNOYING
User avatar #168 to #159 - lolfire (10/09/2012) [-]
Surely being on funnyjunk at work would be the same, regardless of what content was on it...
User avatar #172 to #168 - redking (10/09/2012) [-]
The same as what?
#162 to #159 - thechosenchildsaid (10/09/2012) [-]
Then don't go on fj at work.

People like you are SOOO ANNOYING
User avatar #165 to #162 - redking (10/09/2012) [-]
So why is there a NSFW section?


That would imply front page is SFW
User avatar #150 - GoodGood (10/09/2012) [-]
anybody know what happened?
User avatar #148 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
he lost his legs! i know, lets take a picture instead of helping him!
User avatar #166 to #148 - lolfire (10/09/2012) [-]
It's fake..
#157 to #148 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
first of all, this looks fake as **** , and that is self explanatory, if you really believe this to be true you should take an anatomy class. Also, what in the **** would YOU do in that situation?
User avatar #158 to #157 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
i would not him out to spare him the pain and i cant see very well until my glasses get here.
User avatar #182 to #158 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Not him out? I´ve been learning english for ten years, but I´ve never heard that expression before... /sarcasm
User avatar #184 to #182 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
i dont have my glasees ok?
#156 to #148 - yourmomisyourdad (10/09/2012) [-]
It's fake man.
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#152 to #148 - soule has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #153 to #152 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
i dont get how people would take the time just to take a picture instead of helping
#199 to #153 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [-]
It's fake, there are no bones.
User avatar #160 to #153 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
Not to say anyone hasn't helped. Out of all those people one had to call an ambulance. Now what? You can't really help him yourself cause let's face it, he's way past first aid and in this great country of america, if someone were to help him and he died. They can be sued for helping cause his death.
User avatar #161 to #160 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
seriously? over here in England it is illegal not to help them. if you try to help but they die you cant get in trouble because you tried to help them
User avatar #164 to #161 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
Yes. Now you know why our country over here fails so much. It's not illegal NOT to help them, but if you were to try to kim jongister aid and they died. Someone in his family or something could actually sue you. It works for fights too. You could see someone on the ground being kicked viciously. You can call the police, but if you went up and pushed the guys away, you are up for assault on them too. They make it damn near illegal to help people these days it's almost non existent to see. I won't be surprised if they put a fine on jumping someone's car for them.
User avatar #170 to #164 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
sounds a bit ****
User avatar #171 to #170 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
It is. I remember in school we all just stood there and did nothing while a kid was pinned to the ground and had his face beat in for ten minutes straight, because none of us wanted to be arrested for helping break up the fight.
User avatar #176 to #171 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
in my old school, if there was a fight a large group of students stopped the teachers getting to it and then 4 or 5 would beat the **** out of 1 person. they never fought alone
User avatar #177 to #176 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
I guess the whole world is filled with terrible people
User avatar #178 to #177 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
yup. one time i was pinned down by 2 huge ******* and 1 smaller one just jumped up and down on my face for ages until a teacher punched him.
User avatar #179 to #178 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
I never had to deal with that being paralyzed. No one would hit a boy in a wheelchair, and the one guy that did I took a metal bar off of the chair and cracked his knee caps with it.
User avatar #180 to #179 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
awesome. i would have taken it to his face though
User avatar #181 to #180 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
You sit lower in a chair so the knees bring a person down face to face with me, but after that he fell completely on the floor and didn't get up for the rest of the lunch hours so I kinda just left him there.
User avatar #183 to #181 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
it didnt matter in our school though. they picked on kids with autism just because it was easy to get money off of them. then when me and my friends stood up to them the teacher gave us detention and rang out parents saying we were bullying the autistic kids. **** school
User avatar #185 to #183 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. I'm always glad I'm capable of handling myself for that kind of reason
User avatar #187 to #185 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
there is always that 1 dick who will go for those who dont have a chance to defend themselves
User avatar #188 to #187 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
There's more than one. I've met quite a few in my lifetime.
User avatar #189 to #188 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
nut shots. always go for them,
User avatar #190 to #189 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
I did that in wood shop. Kid thought my face was perfect height to teabag and decided this needed to be acted on. Sadly I needed help from the dean because after three consecutive nut shots on him with a 2x4 when he attempted this. He still would not learn that he would be hit. It was like surprising to him every time.
User avatar #191 to #190 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
how does he take more than one and not learn his lesson
User avatar #167 to #164 - flemsdfer (10/09/2012) [-]
a d m i n i s t e r = the kim jong thing.
User avatar #175 to #167 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
i got that
User avatar #146 - odderotter (10/09/2012) [-]
Reminds me of when I ripped all the skin off my knee when I was in elementary school. All the nurse did was stick a ******* bandage over it. It wouldn't even stick because she put the adhesive part over the torn flesh.
User avatar #144 - sundaywave (10/09/2012) [-]
"Here's some sprite and some crackers. Do you want an Advil?"
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User avatar #135 - mrskyler (10/09/2012) [-]
So many people seem to have had or have school nurses , you kids and your fancy schools.
User avatar #169 to #135 - leary (10/09/2012) [-]
cant tell if your name is mrs kyler
or mr skyler...
User avatar #186 to #169 - mrskyler (10/09/2012) [-]
it is actually mrsky ler
my name is mrsky ler

i lie its mr skyler
User avatar #137 to #135 - lazaman (10/09/2012) [-]
you ******* and your ghetto schools.
#139 to #137 - mrskyler (10/09/2012) [-]
but i am a caucasian boy
#145 to #139 - gazimonfour (10/09/2012) [-]
you wiggers and your ghetto schools.*
User avatar #147 to #145 - mrskyler (10/09/2012) [-]
it was hard being a white boy in a nurseless ghetto
#134 - warlockrichard ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
#174 to #134 - formerfrost (10/09/2012) [-]
i love that movie!
#132 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
In my opinion it is fake. Too little blood and it look's like he is sitting on his feet.
User avatar #125 - masterfluffydubs (10/09/2012) [-]
Why are all of those people just looking at him? what happened here?
#123 - lolgangstabritz (10/09/2012) [-]
**lolgangstabritz rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at Math ** Puppy?
User avatar #127 to #123 - niggerflip (10/09/2012) [-]
i made this picture now its everywhere :(
#128 to #127 - lolgangstabritz (10/09/2012) [-]
**lolgangstabritz rolled a random image posted in comment #542380 at Item Discussion **
Your not my puppy!
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User avatar #111 - Metallicock (10/09/2012) [-]
Does anyone know how that happened?
User avatar #119 to #111 - synapse (10/09/2012) [-]
Wait, there is a truck behind him! Maybe his legs were crushed.
User avatar #118 to #111 - synapse (10/09/2012) [-]
I WANT A BACKSTORRYYYYY. If anyone knows, please reply. It would be cool :)
#115 to #111 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Theres a video someone put in comments, it's totally fake lol, nothing happened :p
User avatar #112 to #111 - DiabloStrawhat (10/09/2012) [-]
It sure makes you wonder, huh....
#110 - niedzielan (10/09/2012) [-]
Tis but a scratch
#141 to #110 - tsn (10/09/2012) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #151 to #141 - niedzielan (10/09/2012) [-]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Highly recommended.
#149 to #141 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
gay ******* from outer space
#107 - ohhitheree (10/09/2012) [-]
Am I the only one to have a good nurse? My school had a **** ton of red ant hills. I fell in one. I'm talking a mound of ******* ants. I didn't notice right away, but then I looked down and saw a **** ton of red ants on my shirt. Like a massive swarm. Rather than freak out I just went "Huh" And brushed most of them off and freaked out a few people who noticed. Anyway, the nurse covered me in ******* meat tenderizer. Stopped the bites from swelling.
#105 - wakeup (10/09/2012) [-]
Leg-it..
#106 to #105 - flooperish (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh god why
Oh god why
#101 - lookatmyhouseofwax (10/09/2012) [-]
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #126 to #101 - masterfluffydubs (10/09/2012) [-]
jesus....what the hell happened?
#155 to #126 - lunarsandwich (10/09/2012) [-]
I don't know

Reminds me of that mythbusters episode and that was methane gas or something

but that looks friggen awesome and I can't stop laughing

his jacket just fkin

oh my gooooood XD
#103 to #101 - autoxx ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
That wasn't a very good jacket, it fell right off!
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