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Dunno about y' all, butt like a guy that earns his built by slinging was lbs of bar.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - Jowi
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Notice how the guy who posted that comment looks as if he is in a gym?
#36 to #10 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #1013616 at MLP Friendly Board **
#142 to #10 - TheChodeWarrior
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Notice how the girl he was referring to looks like a farm animal.


<pic not related...or is it?
User avatar #95 to #10 - thenewnuggubler
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i bet he lifts
User avatar #100 to #95 - friendlysniff
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(10/09/2012) [-]
The question is, do you?
#102 to #100 - thenewnuggubler
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(10/09/2012) [-]
i have moobs...
#106 to #102 - EdwardNigma
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Have you tried using your moobs to lift? Work those titties.
#79 - privatier
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(10/09/2012) [-]
I heard 2000 lbs of hay.
#132 to #79 - walkingdisaster
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#16 - lazaman
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>Wants real man who is a hard worker and could get literally any girl he looked at
>Never worked a day in her life, and bitches about how men who work are are Pussies.

We got mega logic right here folks.
The guy you want, would probably leave you after two seconds. Because he can have any one, why would he want a dumb lazy cunt like you?

These are impossibly high standards. You would have a better chance turning queen straight.
#306 to #16 - Jameshaich
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How do you know she hasn;'t worked a day in her life?
User avatar #332 to #306 - lazaman
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It was a joke.
User avatar #81 to #16 - ismet
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queen was bi
User avatar #260 to #81 - ilovehitler
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still not straight.
#324 to #260 - ismet
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User avatar #326 to #260 - ismet
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"You would have a better chance turning queen straight."

queen was still half straight, so where's the hard part FAGGOT ASSHOLE LAZAMAN!!?! OP is faggot as always.
User avatar #331 to #326 - lazaman
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No u
#38 to #16 - zeustesticle
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how are these standards impossibly high? she wants a farmer...
#39 to #16 - acetabularii
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i bet you also go by the stigma "nice guys finish last"

what about this status proves she's that kind of person, all she says is the kind of guy she likes ( a farmer). How the **** do you know she hasn't worked a day in her life?
#319 to #39 - onceapiece
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Because she's on facebook. That was sort of a joke, but, I mean, I doubt she even made that status; she probably copied and pasted it.
#322 to #319 - acetabularii
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i'm sorry, but I don't see how that proves anything I said wrong. How many people in the world use facebook? My mother could have copied and pasted that status. I just don't understand these ridiculous assumptions, like all girls are bitches for preferring a particular kind of guy
#323 to #322 - onceapiece
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It might be because she was stereotyping all people who work out in gyms and calling them pussies. Then, she goes on to try to say that all farmers are great boyfriends, posts it obviously to get attention (otherwise there wouldn't be a reason to), claims that farmers throw a ton of hay over their head (which is impossible, by the way), and says breaking in a bronco is stretching, when really if you don't actually stretch before trying to do so, you will probably pull your ham-string. And then every other tendon/muscle in your body. Hope that helps, although I imagine most people didn't even think through all of that. They probably were either good friends and it was funny, or he really didn't like her, in which case it was probably for a reason
#325 to #323 - acetabularii
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i guess you aren't familiar with the literary mechanism of exaggeration. also, good luck with interpreting someones entire personality based of a silly girlish (exaggerated) facebook post about how she likes farmers.
furthermore, why can't he be the asshole? Maybe this dude is just a giant jerkwad. Why does his comment immediately make her the bad guy?
I'm just saying, ridiculous assumptions are just.. that. Ridiculous. You can't pretend to know anyone you haven't met and spent awhile talking to. And a single facebook post certainly won't do the trick.
#327 to #325 - onceapiece
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That's why I said that most people don't think that far. I agree with you to a point, but because this girl is exaggerating (whether she is or not) against something that actually takes a lot of will-power in this day and age, in addition to being as vain as she is, OH my God I am stupid I thought the exaggerating part was about gym-goers, not the 1 ton of hay thing. Well, again, I see what you are saying, and you are right, but she doesn't even necessarily have to be the bad guy; you say we shouldn't make assumptions, yet you are automatically assuming that 1. everybody thinks that she is a bad person as opposed to just enjoying a good burn, and 2. that they aren't really good friends and just joking around with each other. In fact, it is probably because no one assumed anything that it became popular in the first place. Maybe over time people thought she was the bad guy, but people on this site and besides are incredible hypocrites (I wasn't actually talking about you when I said that btw), so I'm sure some of them took her as the one in the wrong.
Anyway, now that I'm done, I honestly don't think that there is any way that you could try to prove this point wrong, especially since it is kinda vague, but I just want to make it clear that I'm not judging you or putting you down at all. That way, whoever loses can feel smarter now that they know something knew, rather than stupid (me included, if you win).
#328 to #327 - acetabularii
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I guess there's never a way to just stop assuming. Whatevs, it's 6 am and I'd rather this wasn't what I'm doing with my life. Happened to be scanning fj when you replied. I guess I just had a problem with the original poster of this thread, automatically saying that she never worked a day in her life.. derogatory assumptions like that piss me off. I grew up having them thrown in my face every day so I have a strong opposition to anything of the sort, even on the internet.
#329 to #328 - onceapiece
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Ahh, I got what you're saying. You are right that there is no way to tell whether or not she has for more than 90% of us, but I was just trying to protect those of us that didn't know and didn't care. I do agree with you on your point though. Btw, if you can have civil arguments for the rest of your life, everything is so much better. I've had to find different ways to help me cope with life, and these types of arguments ALWAYS end up with both people happy, or you just find out the other person is a jerk. Not to assume that you don't always argue like this, of course :p
#330 to #329 - acetabularii
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well you haven't said anything rude or offensive, and i see no reason to spend my time on anything that isn't civil. either way, good talk mate. have a good day/night
#68 - spideybro
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People need to stop putting reaction images at the end of their content. That's what fag sites do. Don't tell me how to respond to your ****.   
   
I thought funnyjunk was different...
People need to stop putting reaction images at the end of their content. That's what fag sites do. Don't tell me how to respond to your ****.

I thought funnyjunk was different...
User avatar #71 to #68 - ronyx
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Yet you are using a gif as a reaction on your comment.
#75 to #71 - spideybro
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Not at all what I was saying.
#262 to #71 - ilovehitler
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You missed his entire point.
You missed his entire point.
#74 to #68 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#136 to #68 - toastfacekiller
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but it did save us from 30 comments all saying "lololol apply water to area of burn"
#76 to #68 - bladebites
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Agreed.    
WE KNOW WHAT A ******* BURN IS, OP.
Agreed.
WE KNOW WHAT A ******* BURN IS, OP.
#92 to #68 - chawlsBITCH
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(10/09/2012) [-]
&gt;MFW you don't think Fj is fag site
>MFW you don't think Fj is fag site
#171 - lulzdealer
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What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I'm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags.
#193 to #171 - anon id: 3b1a0c6e
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Shiiiit dawg, that's some major league ****** swag right there
User avatar #244 to #171 - lukasv
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You may have just made my night
#183 to #171 - cossackwhoop
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Comment Picture
#173 to #171 - imangryman
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#177 to #171 - ohitshim
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Bro, you think your so ******* swaggalishous? I'll have you know I have over 10,000 followers on twitter and 2,500 on Facebook, #*****************. I own over 100 obey hats and shirts. I'll unload my swag on your ******* face. I'm captain of the football team and have ****** over 1 girls. #******************
User avatar #181 to #171 - swagfag
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The amount of times my name gets mentioned in ******* paragraphs like these..
User avatar #3 - sniperfusion [OP]
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(10/08/2012) [-]
teoferrazzi probably doesnt even lift
User avatar #232 - scotfighterz
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Well... I just want a girl with a short skirt and a looooonnggg jacket.
#236 to #232 - iclarinet
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(10/09/2012) [-]
nice. :D
#93 - bobfucknmarly
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(10/09/2012) [-]
who the **** makes rolls 2000lbs bales of hay?   
most bales are 45lbs.   
mfw: city kids    
   
bring the red thumbs
who the **** makes rolls 2000lbs bales of hay?
most bales are 45lbs.
mfw: city kids

bring the red thumbs
#125 to #93 - anon id: b739a47d
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a round bail can weigh 800 - 1000lbs not like anyone can lift one thought, you put forks on a tractor for that... Round bails are the norm where I live that what I was thinking when I was reading dumbbitch's facebook status.
User avatar #126 to #93 - majormoron
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Depends if it's a round bale or a square bale.

But even the round bales aren't THAT heavy.
User avatar #154 to #93 - dustyshane
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I think she means alot of bales of hay that weigh 2000 together, but I dunno, she's pretty ******* stupid.
User avatar #263 to #93 - ilovehitler
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Can a human even lift that much?
User avatar #94 to #93 - uncalledforgiraffe
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Maybe she means a day?
User avatar #96 to #94 - bobfucknmarly
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good call.
#254 - processfailed
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**processfailed rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at in a paraell universe ** MFW
#317 to #254 - anon id: 37233a90
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Has anyone got that picture of the cat dumping red thumbs with a garbage can?
User avatar #255 to #254 - processfailed
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OH ****..... here come the red thumbs.
#120 - IncarceratedNinja
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&quot;posted two seconds ago&quot;   
&gt;posted unnecessary hateful comment to dumb bitch   
&gt;screen caps   
&gt;deleted comment like a pussy.
"posted two seconds ago"
>posted unnecessary hateful comment to dumb bitch
>screen caps
>deleted comment like a pussy.
#129 to #120 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#172 to #129 - anon id: 64fa2e88
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Yeah! Lets bag on people who work out because we're too laz- superior to do it ourselves. Very good thinking.
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