Badass Jackson. . did you know? A man once attempted to assassinate Andrew Jackson with two pistols, however titteh pistols misfired and Jackson proceeded to be Badass Jackson did you know? A man once attempted to assassinate Andrew with two pistols however titteh misfired and proceeded be
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#44 - I Am Monkey
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(10/08/2012) [-]
He once got into a duel with Charles Dickinson. Rather than firing at the same time, Jackson let Dickinson shoot him in the chest, so he could take his time lining up his shot to kill his opponent. Dickinson never lived to tell the tale.
#66 to #44 - orangetastic
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Head shot.
#52 to #44 - Spikeydeath
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(10/08/2012) [-]
two badass presidents
TR and AJ
#62 to #52 - Slicernicer
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Lincoln ****** a hooker for free and beat up a guy who was heckling him as he was making a speech.

Also he had a tendency to get into fistfights.

Badass ************ right there.
#115 to #62 - bensho
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(10/08/2012) [-]
He also hunted vampires.
#117 to #62 - dinoraper
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(10/08/2012) [-]
And he liked to have sword fights
#144 to #62 - ddemiddon
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(10/08/2012) [-]
what about Teddy Rosevelt
#163 to #52 - dapianoman
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, Jackson was a pretty nice guy if you ignored the fact that he conducted mass genocide on the Native Americans.
#58 to #44 - altairibnlaahad
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(10/08/2012) [-]
And that bullet stayed in his chest until the day he died.
#47 to #44 - marlkarxthethird
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#121 - iStanley
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#148 - SemiAnon
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(10/08/2012) [-]
He also led the crusade on the Native Americans.
He was a true American Hero.
#157 to #148 - cherokeeirish
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(10/08/2012) [-]
I hate being an American
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#164 to #162 - cherokeeirish
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Americans aren't me.
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#166 to #165 - cherokeeirish
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(10/08/2012) [-]
No.
#14 - ballzach
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(10/08/2012) [-]
i did know this, but thanks anyway
#18 to #14 - theplankof
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(10/08/2012) [-]
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#64 - pianoasis
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(10/08/2012) [-]
I can see Badass Jackson becoming a meme, anyone want to start it off?
#86 to #64 - drainbramage
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#22 - redwolfradolf
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Where did this brand of badassery go?
I mean seriously... why did this die out?
#23 to #22 - zombiebacon ONLINE
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(10/08/2012) [-]
When someone invented pistols with more than one shot.
#24 to #23 - redwolfradolf
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(10/08/2012) [-]
What about Teddy Roosavelt?
He was a badass too, and after the aformentioned invention.
#31 to #24 - dtox
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(10/08/2012) [-]
"it takes more than a bullet to kill a bull moose"
#56 to #31 - floopdawhoop ONLINE
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(10/08/2012) [-]
It's even more impressive when you realize the bullet went through his prepared speech, meaning everything after the shot was improvised.
#32 to #31 - redwolfradolf
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(10/08/2012) [-]
**** yeah.
#8 - justinsane
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Now if we could only move past the whole defied the Supreme Court in order to perpetrate genocide thing...
#27 to #8 - anon
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(10/08/2012) [-]
You mean in order to stop a violent outbreak between the Natives and the Georgians? Cause we all know how that always turned out
#29 to #27 - justinsane
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Violent outbreak? I would love to read your school's history book, much more interesting than mine.

The way I remember it, Jackson tried to relocate the Cherokee in Georgia after finding gold on their reservation. They then sued in the supreme Court. Marshal sided with the Cherokee, but Jackson said "**** that whole law thing" and did it anyway.
#13 to #8 - dafuqmang
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Shut up. He had superpowers.
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#125 - highfocus
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(10/08/2012) [-]
come here you little ******
come here you little ******
#103 - hauntzor
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Also, Jackson's last words were,   
   
"My only two regrets in life are that I did not hang Calhoun and shoot Clay"   
   
That's right, he felt that he never killed enough people, including his vice president.  What a ******* badass.
Also, Jackson's last words were,

"My only two regrets in life are that I did not hang Calhoun and shoot Clay"

That's right, he felt that he never killed enough people, including his vice president. What a ******* badass.
#111 to #103 - anomorphous
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(10/08/2012) [-]
His pet parrot got kicked out of his funeral for swearing too much.
#87 - copy
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(10/08/2012) [-]
brb trail of tears...
#95 to #87 - anon
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(10/08/2012) [-]
brb nobody gives a ****