Indeed. dog. 7 Gail fii; ; If God destroys people for not obeying Him, it is WRATH. If God punishes people for believing in a different god , it is ENVY. If God
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Indeed

7 Gail fii; ;
If God destroys people for not obeying Him, it is WRATH.
If God punishes people for believing in a different god ,
it is ENVY.
If God lets tragedies and disasters happen
that He could have prevented, it is SLOTH.
If God expects His followers to dedicate their lives
to worshipping and praying to Him. it is PRIDE.
If God allows anyone to hunger unnecessarily
while He has enough for Himself, it is GLUTTONY.
If God insists His followers pay tithes and offerings
for His approval, it is .
If God intends on being party to every marriage,
it is LUST.
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#77 - lavitts (10/08/2012) [-]
NO MOMMY! I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE COMMENTS!
#9 - cupotruth (10/08/2012) [-]
Well there goes another peaceful lull on field of war that is FJ.
Well there goes another peaceful lull on field of war that is FJ.
#226 - toguro (10/08/2012) [-]
Regardless of anyone's beliefs, this post failed to make me laugh.
Regardless of anyone's beliefs, this post failed to make me laugh.
#96 - arrisarrad (10/08/2012) [-]
Nice to know that you're a logical and reasonable person instead of someone who is so disillusioned with organized religion that they just make childish attacks on someone's religion by taking little things out of context and acting like you're pointing out some great discrepancy. I'm glad that there's no one like THAT on the internet!
User avatar #93 - IamSofaKingdom (10/08/2012) [-]
First, the "seven deadly sins" or Cardinal Sins were invented by a man. If I remember correctly a catholic priest.

Second God is stated as saying He is both a Jealous and a Vengeful God in the bible, this post brings up nothing new.

The sloth one is incorrect because it is not out of laziness. Probably the best discernible scenario would be foresight and freewill. He grants freewill and evil will inevitably arise but it is the only way free will can be given.

The gluttony one is not correct, you need actual food.

The lust one is not correct because it requires sexual desire and urges which I seriously doubt a divine, non-human being would have.
Not even upset at religious post, upset at illogical conclusions drawn from a lack of knowledge on the topic.

Sorry I ranted.
User avatar #99 to #93 - revanmal (10/08/2012) [-]
Actually, gluttony and lust don't necessarily have anything to do with food or sex.

Gluttony is wasteful overindulgence of anything, not just food or drink. Mostly it's a sin because it shows a lack of compassion for the needy, who could have been given some of the food you wasted and been better off, were you not so greedy.

Lust is intense desire for anything too, not just sex. Money, fame, or power is lusted after as well.
User avatar #105 to #99 - IamSofaKingdom (10/08/2012) [-]
If you were an all powerful, all knowing being that created life with free will so it could genuinely love...what would you lust after?
#101 to #93 - lordumpalumpa (10/08/2012) [-]
Free will was brought down to Satan during the rebellion, he gave humankind (according to the bible he is the bad guy... nvm) free will and critical thinking
User avatar #109 to #101 - IamSofaKingdom (10/08/2012) [-]
No he didn't. I think you are confusing Satan with Prometheus and knowledge with fire.
#102 to #93 - Mexicandude (10/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you.
I want to state my point of view (which will may incite fire)
God gives us free will, but damns us for eternity if we don't choose him. Why did he give us free will to begin with? To me it sounds that God is a dick and just wants to **** with humans for his own amusement.
Feel free to add wood to the fire ( and by adding wood i mean reply)
#373 to #102 - roonilawazlib (10/08/2012) [-]
I think the point is supposed to be that if god MADE people love him, then we wouldnt get any choice in the matter, therefore we aren't deserving of any reward such as heaven. You have to earn your place in heaven, by choosing good over evil, and god over the devil, and generally being a pleasant little **** your whole life.

(By the way, I am in fact athiest, Ive just had a catholic education)
User avatar #108 to #102 - IamSofaKingdom (10/08/2012) [-]
free will allows humans to genuinely love. According to the bible God is love. So love is the most important aspect of life. If people didn't have free will then they would simply have been created to love and that isn't love that is programming. A computer can be made to say "I love you" but it can't actually love you.
#263 - dawnofrts (10/08/2012) [-]
The biggest sin: Lack of Manliness
User avatar #266 to #263 - holdup (10/08/2012) [-]
if god is not on earth enduring the coil he created,
it is lack of manliness.
#295 to #266 - John Cena (10/08/2012) [-]
G-d gave man free will. Right in that sentence it means we cause our own problems and we need to fix our own **** .
User avatar #299 to #295 - holdup (10/08/2012) [-]
god should not have aggravated our problems with his book.
#437 to #299 - dawnofrts (10/13/2012) [-]
T'was a FMA:B refrence
#17 - mrbongo (10/08/2012) [-]
Sigh whenever I see this 			****		 as of a few months ago all I think of is full metal alchemist
Sigh whenever I see this **** as of a few months ago all I think of is full metal alchemist
User avatar #20 to #17 - crimsonwound (10/08/2012) [-]
my mind is full of what from you picture
User avatar #22 to #17 - theqsk (10/08/2012) [-]
i cant remember is that from brotherhood or the first one
User avatar #28 to #22 - taizzzzzed (10/08/2012) [-]
.gif is from brotherhood
User avatar #419 to #28 - theqsk (10/08/2012) [-]
cool ty
User avatar #67 to #17 - Fgner (10/08/2012) [-]
Brotherhood is the best anime of all time.
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#348 to #292 - John Cena (10/08/2012) [-]
Implying the old testament is not in the Bible.
#78 - John Cena (10/08/2012) [-]
AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCH, I FINALLY FOUND A SOLUTION

1. switch to satanism
2. dont´╗┐ take satan to be your savior
3. get sent to heaven
4. ???
6. PROFIT!
#365 - vivapinatapro (10/08/2012) [-]
God's face when.
#358 - staticenhance (10/08/2012) [-]
It is true though.
It is true though.
#214 - zekeon (10/08/2012) [-]
212 comments? This 			****		 storm's been goin' awhile...   
   
YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL!
212 comments? This **** storm's been goin' awhile...

YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL!
#393 - gameshredder (10/08/2012) [-]
Gluttony.....
#440 to #393 - jaggerjax (10/14/2012) [-]
gluttony.
#129 - orangepikmin (10/08/2012) [-]
"Being party"?
User avatar #158 to #129 - basicargentinian (10/08/2012) [-]
It's a verb: "Enjoy oneself at a party or other lively gathering, typically with drinking and music."
User avatar #161 to #129 - stukka (10/08/2012) [-]
If you are "party" to something then it means you're involved in it.
#140 to #129 - Lambda (10/08/2012) [-]
I have no idea. So here's this.
#85 - bretdeez (10/08/2012) [-]
MFW people attempt to instigate religious debates.
MFW people attempt to instigate religious debates.
#74 - ilovemyname (10/08/2012) [-]
Why are there so many of these today?
I'm severely confused
User avatar #76 - awesomeguyTS (10/08/2012) [-]
I have yet to see one post on FunnyJunk where a Christian completely bashes Atheism, but some Atheists seem to do it, and it really gets me annoyed. The self righteous Atheists are making a bad name for regular Atheists, and I believe that the only reason that they are Atheist is because there has yet to be a religion solely based around them.
#264 to #76 - kerplunking (10/08/2012) [-]
The reason that there are no posts bashing atheism is because atheism makes sense.
User avatar #131 to #76 - pokemonstheshiz (10/08/2012) [-]
I think Christians aren't in as great a numbers as Atheists on the internet, therefore there are less of the douchebags. Not that it makes these posts okay, just pointing out why it may be.
User avatar #135 to #131 - awesomeguyTS (10/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, good point. I try as hard as I can to not shove my religion down other people's throats, but I just can't stand it when soeone tells me that I am stupid due to what I beleive in.
User avatar #136 to #135 - awesomeguyTS (10/08/2012) [-]
*someone
User avatar #138 to #135 - pokemonstheshiz (10/08/2012) [-]
no matter what you believe or like or do, there's always somebody who thinks you're an idiot for doing so. I just try to live and let live, and hope others do the same.
#133 to #76 - proriginal (10/08/2012) [-]
I see it both ways, but then again I don't really care either way. I will just go on being my little ole' atheist self and not shove my lack of beliefs down others throats. There are ignorant people everywhere debating **** they don't fully understand, I don't lose faith in humanity over it, I just get my cheap entertainment out of their stupidity and appreciate the intelligent a little bit more :)
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