best of dog shaming. . ff; PASTE Mit may MM hau- lawns for dinner. brg ‘um taist'. I giggled.


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#22 - AcornShouter (10/08/2012) [-]
**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Owning a Pet 2 ** wow my dog also pooped at the bottom of slides at the park and **** . Lol
#11 - kitsunekoma (10/08/2012) [-]
I giggled.
I giggled.
#112 to #11 - moggycore (10/08/2012) [-]
Can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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#105 - toxikxvenom (10/08/2012) [-]
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#234 to #110 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
ha ha he farted on you
#13 - odaer (10/08/2012) [-]
i can out do the dog pooping at the bottom of the slide.

when i was a kid, my family and i stopped at a mcdonalds on the way through to canberra.
my stomach decided to be a little dick after i had some of their orange juice. after this i decided to go down the slide in their play area. and my bowels decided to let loose all this ungodly liquid **** all over the slide while i was going down it.

my brother freaked out a bti , and ran inside to get mum tot ake me to the changing area of their bathroom. while she was changing me, there were these constant knocks on the door to let other children in.

You wanna know the best part? the children that went down the slide after me were covered in my **** .

tl;dr. **** down slide as a kid. other kids went down the slide after i did. they got covered in my poop.

User avatar #142 to #13 - jinjo (10/08/2012) [-]
Mine's not as good as yours, but it's a ******** in the park as a kid story so I feel compelled to tell.

My brother is 9 years older than me, and when I was 3 he took me to the park with his girlfriend (if you could have called it that at 12). I was playing on the junle jim going down the slide, and stuff while he talked to her, she had to be home soon so he told me we have to go. I was PISSED. I dropped my pants and **** in the middle of the park because he told me we had to go.

Also, once I pooped in his shoe, and another time I pooped beside the toilet and tried to cover it with a towel so no one would know.

Recent **** stories? I was staying at a friends house for like ten days, and I wasn't fully comfortable ******** in his house yet, so I was just holding it. It was day seven of me holding in ***** like a champ, and his dad came home with Wendy's. He got me a triple baconator, which is pretty huge. By the end of that my ass was ready to explode. I thought of a good reason to go to y house for a bit, and said I needed more clothes, we were about halfway there and I had no choice, it was coming out. It started coming out and I just pulled my pants down enough to let this HUGE log of **** fly out of my asshole (7 days worth of **** and pressure). All you heard was a heavy solid THUD. He turns and looks at me like 'what in the ***** . It was like a foot and a half long and it was thick as my wrist almost.

And another time me and this same friend were at his trailer for the weekend and we went smimmin in the river, and we being bos decided to just float through the 'rapids-ish' part. We ended up not being able to get out becase of the water and we both had to **** , so I held onto a rock and **** mu guts out down the river.
#221 to #142 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
You didnt **** for a week?
User avatar #224 to #221 - jinjo (10/08/2012) [-]
I can hold my **** for abnormal periods of time, regularly I **** twice a day though
User avatar #231 to #224 - baconator (10/17/2012) [-]
My records 2 weeks without pooping.
User avatar #232 to #231 - jinjo (10/17/2012) [-]
It must have been awkward seeing I mentioned you in a comment and reading that :P
User avatar #233 to #232 - baconator (10/17/2012) [-]
A Little bit yeah.
#92 - ragged (10/08/2012) [-]
I'm more amazed at the fact these dogs can write with superb penmanship.
I'm more amazed at the fact these dogs can write with superb penmanship.
#121 to #92 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
Dog's cant rite . dumass
User avatar #133 to #121 - bogbean (10/08/2012) [-]
Neither can you.
#123 to #121 - ragged (10/08/2012) [-]
Pfft, look at the content. Who wrote that? Only thing I see is a note and a dog, so obviously it was the dogs.

Stupid anon.
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#138 - dishesaredone (10/08/2012) [-]
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#141 - richardastley (10/08/2012) [-]
Awesome dog is awesome.
#147 to #141 - sathrax (10/08/2012) [-]
I thought the poop at the bottom of the slide one was better
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User avatar #202 to #122 - gitrdunn (10/08/2012) [-]
10/10, actually lol'd
#54 - mrcrazycooper (10/08/2012) [-]
Don't think it's been posted....
#109 - MRfunnyFACE (10/08/2012) [-]
Writes note to self saying happy birthday from their dog.
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#165 - scatmanjosh (10/08/2012) [-]
What I would've done to the cat.
What I would've done to the cat.
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