My god. Not mine. File: 1 3321 KB, 201x251, shitbag} Chandelier rouse broken into your neighbors house. nobody first their laptop/ computer is home. and you' be
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Chandelier
rouse broken into your
neighbors house. nobody first their laptop/ computer
is home. and you' been
given one important task. T',. Anonymous () 03/ ( Mon)' 12: 52:
Shit in the funniest ' Shim” baby
possible place.
On the dog, a little shitty Jack Russell thing
File: ( 225 KB, 5531415, )
A solid shit goes only solar. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, not a
j: First on my that would be completely some tonne month beforehand - things that would hurt
Isla' me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract o
on or some sort d intestinal bacteria- I am hereto change lives, and thus I must change my
thim.
I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go silent house, gently twatting my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a year, my light swab of feces in meme most inconspicuous of spots Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps- Inside the battery on remotes- The underside of CD drives.
A little bit on every corner of was window sill. I wit leave my stink in the places we most often menses Behind the
handle ofthe fridge. The hinges of every bedroom door. The plastic back parts of every tooth brush head. Under
every lid of every jar. And only until my withered, diseased are asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops through its
chatted and puckered darkness will I leave.
The house will be coyotes in a nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. twill lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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#8 - ducklingtonduck (10/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> shit on a ceiling fan blade
> owner walks in
> WTF is that smell better turn on the fan
> shit storm
User avatar #38 - Eventually (10/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1. Open fridge
2. Remove butter
3. Remove butter lid
4. Remove butter from tub
5. Shit in tub
6. Replace butter on top of shit
7. Replace butter tub in fridge
8. Close fridge
9. Set up a duck blind with a line of sight into their kitchen
10. Wait as they use the butter over and over again, until one day they use enough to finally notice the shit underneath
11. Watch them realize they have been using your shit butter for weeks
12. Laugh
#58 - partieshard (10/08/2012) [-]
I'd shit all over the internet, but it looks like I'm too late.
#43 - belakewe (10/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#61 - comradewinter ONLINE (10/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
1. Shit in the toilet
2. Flush
3. ???
4. They won't find the shit, thus making it smell without the opportunity to remove it
User avatar #64 to #61 - secondtimearound (10/08/2012) [-]
yes because shitting in a toilet is completely hilarious.
User avatar #32 - severepwner (10/08/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure when you try to barely shit one little tiny glob at a time, YOU'LL ACTUALLY RELEASE FUCKING EVERYTHING!
#59 - manirock ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
You should shit in the toilet. That would show those arrogant bastards.
You should shit in the toilet. That would show those arrogant bastards.
#7 - nsfwanon (10/07/2012) [-]
The picture is perfect, Dodoria looks like the type of guy who would really enjoy doing that kind of thing.

Anyone else see the post about the 'find the shit game'? That would fit in well here, just shitting in a butter container and placing the butter back on top of it.
User avatar #45 - kirkleton (10/08/2012) [-]
take a shit in the kitty litter box then watch as the owners wonder how the cat did a shit that big
#4 - sidathon (10/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#63 - pongleniss (10/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
their face
their face
User avatar #56 - hyrule (10/08/2012) [-]
That was hauntingly beautiful
#40 - goodguyty (10/08/2012) [-]
MFW
User avatar #47 - ruebezahl (10/08/2012) [-]
Fuck. I read this at work and nearly vomited from trying to subdue the laughter. My chest hurts as if I had just gone through 12 rounds of boxing against Muhamad Ali in his prime.
User avatar #1 - karvarausku (10/07/2012) [-]
Reminds me of southpark episode...
User avatar #69 - bythebeardofzeus (10/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Eat a doner kebab, there's a good meaty smell of the shit that produces
>Find their jar of nutella, carefully remove the contents
>Shit into the jar, make sure its nicely settled down
>Put a reasonably thick layer of nutella on top of the shit, seal the jar and put it back where you got it
>Wait for results
User avatar #76 to #69 - SognaVetr (10/08/2012) [-]
I ate a doner kebab yesterday and my farts are smelling like a rotten corpse. I'm going to take a shit soon and i think i might commit acts of war while making ass sculptures. Wish me luck.
User avatar #52 - devorezz (10/08/2012) [-]
I always liked the one that said something like "Shit on top of the ceiling fan. That way they come home, turn it on, and shit goes everywhere."
User avatar #36 - EvilRip ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
The fan, then wait for someone to turn it on...
+1
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