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rouse broken into your
neighbors house. nobody first their laptop/ computer
is home. and you' been
given one important task. T',. Anonymous () 03/ ( Mon)' 12: 52:
**** in the funniest ' Shim” baby
possible place.
On the dog, a little ****** Jack Russell thing
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j: First on my that would be completely some tonne month beforehand - things that would hurt
Isla' me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract o
on or some sort d intestinal bacteria- I am hereto change lives, and thus I must change my
I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go silent house, gently twatting my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a year, my light swab of feces in meme most inconspicuous of spots Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps- Inside the battery on remotes- The underside of CD drives.
A little bit on every corner of was window sill. I wit leave my stink in the places we most often menses Behind the
handle ofthe fridge. The hinges of every bedroom door. The plastic back parts of every tooth brush head. Under
every lid of every jar. And only until my withered, diseased are asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops through its
chatted and puckered darkness will I leave.
The house will be coyotes in a nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. twill lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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User avatar #38 - Eventually (10/08/2012) [-]
1. Open fridge
2. Remove butter
3. Remove butter lid
4. Remove butter from tub
5. **** in tub
6. Replace butter on top of ****
7. Replace butter tub in fridge
8. Close fridge
9. Set up a duck blind with a line of sight into their kitchen
10. Wait as they use the butter over and over again, until one day they use enough to finally notice the **** underneath
11. Watch them realize they have been using your **** butter for weeks
12. Laugh
User avatar #48 to #38 - watchme (10/08/2012) [-]
Pretty funny, but I don't get the blind duck part.
User avatar #55 to #48 - thespartanpony (10/08/2012) [-]
A duck blind is sort of a tent that has camo. you can see out of it, but you can't see in it. it's for hunting.
#62 to #55 - watchme (10/08/2012) [-]
Well that explains a few things
#8 - ducklingtonduck (10/07/2012) [-]
> **** on a ceiling fan blade
> owner walks in
> WTF is that smell better turn on the fan
> **** storm
#51 to #8 - kongalkohol (10/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #53 to #8 - pollux (10/08/2012) [-]
The ******* really hit the fan
User avatar #32 - severepwner (10/08/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure when you try to barely **** one little tiny glob at a time, YOU'LL ACTUALLY RELEASE ******* EVERYTHING!
#58 - partieshard (10/08/2012) [-]
I'd **** all over the internet, but it looks like I'm too late.
#7 - nsfwanon (10/07/2012) [-]
The picture is perfect, Dodoria looks like the type of guy who would really enjoy doing that kind of thing.

Anyone else see the post about the 'find the **** game'? That would fit in well here, just ******** in a butter container and placing the butter back on top of it.
#59 - manirock (10/08/2012) [-]
You should 			****		 in the toilet. That would show those arrogant bastards.
You should **** in the toilet. That would show those arrogant bastards.
#40 - goodguyty (10/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 - kirkleton (10/08/2012) [-]
take a **** in the kitty litter box then watch as the owners wonder how the cat did a **** that big
#63 - pongleniss (10/08/2012) [-]
their face
their face
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User avatar #1 - karvarausku ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Reminds me of southpark episode...
#61 - comradewinter (10/08/2012) [-]
1. **** in the toilet
2. Flush
3. ???
4. They won't find the **** , thus making it smell without the opportunity to remove it
User avatar #64 to #61 - secondtimearound (10/08/2012) [-]
yes because ******** in a toilet is completely hilarious.
#65 to #64 - comradewinter (10/08/2012) [-]
That's the joke, ******** .
#71 to #65 - slimslim (10/08/2012) [-]
i thumbed you up anyway buddy
#79 to #65 - partieshard (10/08/2012) [-]
This. Is the funniest joke I have ever heard.
You sir are a comedic genius.
The Gods of comedy bow to your insurmountable wit and whimsy.
User avatar #66 to #65 - secondtimearound (10/08/2012) [-]
sorry, didn't understand the sarcasm.
#67 to #66 - jhoelzler (10/08/2012) [-]
no one did
User avatar #56 - hyrule (10/08/2012) [-]
That was hauntingly beautiful
User avatar #47 - ruebezahl (10/08/2012) [-]
**** . I read this at work and nearly vomited from trying to subdue the laughter. My chest hurts as if I had just gone through 12 rounds of boxing against Muhamad Ali in his prime.
User avatar #36 - EvilRip (10/08/2012) [-]
The fan, then wait for someone to turn it on...
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User avatar #52 - devorezz (10/08/2012) [-]
I always liked the one that said something like " **** on top of the ceiling fan. That way they come home, turn it on, and **** goes everywhere."
#11 - cartoonbacon (10/08/2012) [-]
Mother of god repost 4th time, i've seen this.
User avatar #69 - bythebeardofzeus (10/08/2012) [-]
>Eat a doner kebab, there's a good meaty smell of the **** that produces
>Find their jar of nutella, carefully remove the contents
> **** into the jar, make sure its nicely settled down
>Put a reasonably thick layer of nutella on top of the **** , seal the jar and put it back where you got it
>Wait for results
User avatar #76 to #69 - SognaVetr (10/08/2012) [-]
I ate a doner kebab yesterday and my farts are smelling like a rotten corpse. I'm going to take a **** soon and i think i might commit acts of war while making ass sculptures. Wish me luck.
User avatar #77 to #76 - bythebeardofzeus (10/08/2012) [-]
God speed
User avatar #68 - nuclearcomedy (10/08/2012) [-]
On a fan.
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