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#192 - greenhunterx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#220 to #192 - hadeslord (10/08/2012) [-]
mah gawd yes! but can some one explain the story of this game to me or direct me to a site where they explain it because the song Dishonored by dan bull and the ad for the game just left me going wat over and over (pic related)
#229 to #220 - thefloppinater (10/08/2012) [-]
From what I understand, you play as Corvo, an ex-bodyguard of the murdered queen. The queen was murdered by a power hungry general and he blamed you for it. The whole game is about exposing the truth and getting revenge.
#234 to #229 - hadeslord (10/08/2012) [-]
time period? that's the big wat in my eyes but thanks for the info anyways now i get it
User avatar #238 to #234 - xXthabeastXx (10/08/2012) [-]
It's set in an old-English time with Sci-fi aspects :3
User avatar #236 to #234 - thefloppinater (10/08/2012) [-]
It's like an alternative version of seventeenth century England.
#239 to #236 - hadeslord (10/08/2012) [-]
figured just making sure though,thanks for clearing that up for me! Now to buy the game like i planned from the start...damn the wait
#225 to #192 - unbentgodfather (10/08/2012) [-]
2 MORE DAYS! (gif semi related)
2 MORE DAYS! (gif semi related)
User avatar #307 to #192 - samxdaxman (10/08/2012) [-]
holy **** a lot of people know about this game. this makes me happy.
#196 to #192 - willirememberthis (10/08/2012) [-]
Yes! thank you!
#96 - CollinTB (10/07/2012) [-]
Sometimes I wonder if i'm ever going to mature beyond videogames or if they'll be a distraction from my responsibilities for the rest of my life.
User avatar #144 to #96 - mfwfapfapfap (10/08/2012) [-]
I know that feel, that's currently all that's going through my head atm :/
#49 - lordoftheflies (10/07/2012) [-]
I have heard no one talk about Dishonored. It seriously looks hella fun.
User avatar #293 to #49 - friendlysniff (10/08/2012) [-]
I was gonna say. Dishonered, BL2, AC3 and GTA 5 are the only games I want.
User avatar #530 to #49 - razorhawkzor (10/08/2012) [-]
Too lazy to google, does dishonored have co op/multi?
User avatar #304 to #49 - samxdaxman (10/08/2012) [-]
it comes out on my birthday. i am so ******* pumped for this game.
#103 to #49 - thatommygun ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
I've pre-ordered the **** out of it.
User avatar #55 to #49 - faithrider (10/07/2012) [-]
ikr, three more days until i won't be able to afford to play it!
User avatar #16 - sketchysketchist (10/07/2012) [-]
I heard fifa 2013 is just fifa 2012 with a different logo.
#214 to #16 - soonerfreak (10/08/2012) [-]
The Wii version yes, but they have made some good updates to things like first touch and having your AI teammates move up field.
User avatar #111 to #16 - thepyras (10/07/2012) [-]
What about 'Generic Football Game 2013'? I hear it's pretty original and innovative.
#59 to #16 - achselschweiss (10/07/2012) [-]
Meh. There are some differences. The live update stuff is the most prominent one, and there's some new physics stuff (players seem to have more "weight" if that makes any sense). Some stuff like first touch, long distance shots and AI (runs, reading, defending) have been improved. Graphics haven't really changed, time spent in menus before actually getting into a game haven't really improved that much, except that it boots you right in to the main menu instead of the "arena". If you're not a "hardcore" FIFA-player, you're basically paying for roster updates at this point.

By all means, it's a great game, and I'm probably gonna spend 100's of hours playing this with friends over the next year, but if you're someone who only plays football-games every once in a while, or whenever you have friends over, you might as well stick with FIFA12.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dubbedanub (10/07/2012) [-]
That is correct.

EA are a bunch of dickbags.
User avatar #52 to #17 - mrcrazycooper (10/07/2012) [-]
Hate to be 'that guy' but Fifa 13 has changed alot from Fifa 12.
User avatar #21 to #16 - whiplasher (10/07/2012) [-]
Like all FIFA games.
User avatar #294 to #21 - ChumLeee (10/08/2012) [-]
Like all sports games.
#404 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
You see, the thing is, you ************* forgot about us, thinking we're going to be generic. No, no, no, no, please, this time is going to be different.
I'm sorry, I don't like... the way you're overlooking us! Do you think we have a problem, do you think we're ************ you? **** YOU! Okay? **** you!
It's OK... I'm gonna chill, hermanos, I'm gonna chill
You see, the thing is, they already delayed us once... but hermano, once we hit the stores... you'll hit the ground...
User avatar #432 to #404 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (10/08/2012) [-]
And we have a winner!!

I love the FarCry-series
#90 - imthepunkkid (10/07/2012) [-]
But but but
#272 to #90 - bronycurious (10/08/2012) [-]
assassins creed 3 comes out 6 days prior to that...so that means i have 6 days to be satisfied with it before it never gets played again
#323 to #90 - facepalmpanda (10/08/2012) [-]
****		 yeah thats all ill be playing . my second  college year can wait.
**** yeah thats all ill be playing . my second college year can wait.
#382 to #90 - sirmatthew (10/08/2012) [-]
the only series ive played more that halo is legend of zelda, and thats saying alot
the only series ive played more that halo is legend of zelda, and thats saying alot
User avatar #416 to #382 - assembledmonk (10/08/2012) [-]
Where have you been my whole life.
User avatar #427 to #416 - sirmatthew (10/08/2012) [-]
right here in Washington, and yourself?
#576 to #427 - sacredmagic (10/08/2012) [-]
Under your bed. :)
#592 to #576 - sirmatthew (10/08/2012) [-]
I hope you've seen everything
#593 to #592 - sacredmagic (10/08/2012) [-]
Everything.
User avatar #638 to #427 - assembledmonk (10/08/2012) [-]
Canada, BC.
#135 to #90 - gildemoono (10/08/2012) [-]
dont worry my haloid, so many forget about us. but those that remember never die, only go missing in action.
dont worry my haloid, so many forget about us. but those that remember never die, only go missing in action.
#289 to #135 - spysappinmysasha (10/08/2012) [-]
And then we become Legends...
#515 - chibides (10/08/2012) [-]
First I agreed, but then I saw fifa.
First I agreed, but then I saw fifa.
#237 - ofmiceandmen (10/08/2012) [-]
I'll be dropping out of life on November 4th.
User avatar #246 to #237 - zarrowsmith (10/08/2012) [-]
It comes out on the sixth. Are you going to be replaying the campaigns those 2 days before?
User avatar #248 to #246 - ofmiceandmen (10/08/2012) [-]
yessir.
User avatar #250 to #248 - zarrowsmith (10/08/2012) [-]
Right on, bro.
User avatar #265 to #237 - whycanticaps (10/08/2012) [-]
same here
#434 to #237 - winterfrost (10/08/2012) [-]
here have the animated version, good sir.
here have the animated version, good sir.
#300 to #237 - spysappinmysasha (10/08/2012) [-]
Its not safe to go alone on November 6th. Take this
#179 - powerfapping (10/08/2012) [-]
I know you didn't forget me.
#296 - alphajunk (10/08/2012) [-]
MFW halo 4 is coming out
#333 to #296 - josieabby (10/08/2012) [-]
Can't wait!   
   
Commencing happy dance.
Can't wait!

Commencing happy dance.
#332 to #296 - nooblolol (10/08/2012) [-]
Have you seen the Forward unto Dawn series that they're making on youtube. When I watched it my dick shot a hole through the roof
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#298 to #296 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#321 to #298 - alphajunk (10/08/2012) [-]
Me too sir
Me too sir
#408 - heyhowsitgoin ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
PRAETORIAN COHORT!
User avatar #435 to #408 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (10/08/2012) [-]
Fuuuck, Why wont these Games STOP coming OUT?!
#405 - JuTeKa (10/08/2012) [-]
I can't be the only one, right?
#260 - jigglebilly (10/08/2012) [-]
Anyone getting Dishonored?
User avatar #285 to #260 - DiabloStrawhat (10/08/2012) [-]
So much hype
User avatar #308 to #260 - samxdaxman (10/08/2012) [-]
comes out on my birthday. oh my **** im excited.
User avatar #263 to #260 - certifiedidiot (10/08/2012) [-]
Of course, have you seen the TF2 promotional hat?
User avatar #278 to #263 - primevalnostromo (10/08/2012) [-]
I pre-purchased before it gave you Corvo's Mask and Whale Bone Charm in TF2.
It tickled my fancy with the gameplay, not the items.
User avatar #283 to #278 - certifiedidiot (10/08/2012) [-]
It was more of a joke than anything, the promos first got my eyes onto the game but yeah, I am interested in it
User avatar #297 to #260 - FuckOffNow ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
i've got it pre-ordered and paid off already. Been looking forward to this game since it I saw it in Game Informers cover of it last year.
#312 to #260 - azraelthemage (10/08/2012) [-]
I will, just not anytime soon. I'm gonna wait for AC3.
User avatar #155 to #13 - huskycreeper (10/08/2012) [-]
Hold the phone! why does anyone think this game is going to be the same/bad? its made by tryarch which made blops which was a good game! especially with zombies. anyone who says its the same has obviously not seen what it has, because im excited for some thing new. and its gonna be new.
#295 to #155 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
Wrong.

CoD is the best selling franchise of all time. It has hardly changed ever, and yet it still makes an extremely large amount of money. They will not risk making a big/noticeable change, when they can just release the same thing and make unprecedented amounts of money.

Same reason the iPhone doesn't change, same reason consoles don't change.
User avatar #306 to #295 - huskycreeper (10/08/2012) [-]
Idiot anon is idiot, obviously the reason you posted this as anon is so you dont have to deal with my reply.

But, im still going to tell you why you're wrong. Black ops 2 is set in the future, hasnt been done before, they are now going to make up a second cold war, they changes the killstreak system, they changed the way you earn points, they improved a **** ton of OP stuff, they arent have any last stand or death streaks, and they are making zombies bigger and better with a bunch of new game modes, tell me what other cod has done any of this before.
#486 to #306 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
You prove my point exactly. Not a single one of your "improvements" would be considered a game-changing experience, more an overly-hyped DLC. Stop imagining that treyarch is a company that is making games for the sake of making games. They are in it for the money, and if they weren't, they would currently be bankrupt.

Tell you what cod has done this before?
Minor changes including, but not limitd to: modifying the killstreak system, point system, and attempts to make OP things fair have ocurred in every prior cod, and that is expected.

Changing the campaign happens every release, whether it's in the future or not, which is also expected.

Making zombies "bigger and better" are 2 extremely vague adjectives because you know they really have not done much other than minor changes, just like everything else.

Bunch of new game modes? Depending on what you mean by "bunch", this may be their only true claim-to-fame. Adding one or two new game modes is expected and incremental, now adding something semi-large (firefight to halo, for example), would be just enough to keep people from actually noticing how very few things actually change.

It doesn't take a year in development to slap on a few cosmetic/vanity changes, switch around a few formulae and algorithms, and toss in a new zombie or game-mode for good measure. It does, however, take a year to finally milk the current release dry of profit opportunities. A dedicated team with treyarch's budget could release a cod with these minor upgrades every 4 months.
#347 to #306 - yurjevich (10/08/2012) [-]
If you want a different gaming experience, buy a different game. Of course they're going to be very similar, they're all sequels. That's why different companies make different FPS, so that people that don't enjoy a certain game and have different preferences don't have to bitch about only having one game. The people that like the gaming mechanics of CoD (millions of people) DON'T want it to change, they want specific things about the game to change, like perks, storyline, killstreaks, etc. So making major changes would be plain stupid, because they would lose their fan base and potentially lose their profits.
User avatar #361 to #347 - huskycreeper (10/08/2012) [-]
Not when there most recent title was sucky and had minor changes.
User avatar #379 to #306 - sirmatthew (10/08/2012) [-]
i probably wont buy it just because i dont like realistic shooters, but thank you for that, I wont hate it anymore.
User avatar #558 to #379 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
>Implying CoD is in any way realistic
User avatar #590 to #558 - sirmatthew (10/08/2012) [-]
i know it isnt, but its made with realism in mind, like how you die fast, the way cover works and all, im comparing it to halo.

ts,dr i was not implying cod was realistic
User avatar #383 to #379 - huskycreeper (10/08/2012) [-]
its not realistic :P
User avatar #385 to #383 - sirmatthew (10/08/2012) [-]
CoD and battlefield 3 are realistic shooter imo, because of the physics of the game, I like fantasy shooters, like halo and crysis-ish games. zombies is tempting though
#504 to #13 - ubermunchies (10/08/2012) [-]
how dare you post about call of duty on funnyjunk, that would imply your opinions are different from the people that yell about cod being for fags, and we all know opinions different from the majority aren't allowed
User avatar #18 to #13 - dubbedanub (10/07/2012) [-]
The fact that this wasn't downthumbed into oblivion disturbs me.
User avatar #23 to #18 - acidjunk (10/07/2012) [-]
Kids on XBL give Bops a bad name.

Think about the zombies, the grown-ups who complement people, and the ******* campaign.
User avatar #22 to #18 - thatscrewedupkid (10/07/2012) [-]
what is wrong with call of duty other than all the kids on XBL
User avatar #290 to #22 - bugkiller (10/08/2012) [-]
i don't know man, CoD has become a whipping boy for the gaming community
User avatar #319 to #290 - thatscrewedupkid (10/08/2012) [-]
people call it casual gaming but it gets intense, it aint wii bowling
User avatar #26 to #18 - masdercheef (10/07/2012) [-]
Call of Duty campaigns tend to be rather good- in fact, they are some of the only reason I play the series.
User avatar #92 to #18 - thatscrewedupkid (10/07/2012) [-]
check it now bro...
#215 to #13 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
I got to play that game early! Just go to gamestop and buy either call of duty 1, 2, 3, modern warfare, world at war, modern warfare 2, black ops, or modern warfare 3!
#426 to #10 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (10/08/2012) [-]
most importantly.
User avatar #457 to #426 - failtolawl (10/08/2012) [-]
people are too simple minded when it comes to videos games to understand the fun in this series. but I'm ok with this/
#510 to #457 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
Keeps the idiots away, and you don't have a ton of children taking off in your helicopter on their own, crashing it and ******* over an entire mission...
#311 to #14 - thespartanpony (10/08/2012) [-]
Not gonna 			********		 you, I'm gonna get Black Ops 2 :I   
just for the Zombies
Not gonna ******** you, I'm gonna get Black Ops 2 :I
just for the Zombies
User avatar #314 to #311 - bugkiller (10/08/2012) [-]
i agree
#317 to #314 - thespartanpony (10/08/2012) [-]
Well I'm glad someone doesn't bitch at me for wanting it. Thank you.
#284 to #14 - spysappinmysasha (10/08/2012) [-]
wus dat u say? Haro 4? I hope to see you online mr Bug Killer....I hope I see you online...
User avatar #224 to #217 - thefloppinater (10/08/2012) [-]
That looks so ******* sick! I can't wait
User avatar #302 to #217 - samxdaxman (10/08/2012) [-]
comes out on my birthday. hell to the ************* yes.
#11 to #10 - nedmisthabaws (10/07/2012) [-]
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And don't forget this bad boy
#12 to #11 - nedmisthabaws (10/07/2012) [-]
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Or this one.
User avatar #202 to #11 - iloverapingmen (10/08/2012) [-]
How he **** do they find money to make all these ****** simulators?
#88 - ninjabadger (10/07/2012) [-]
This game alone... is gonna do it for me.
This game alone... is gonna do it for me.
User avatar #112 to #88 - IrishAssassin (10/07/2012) [-]
Luckily it's my senior year of high school. The next AC game though...
#292 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
who the **** gets excited about Fifa?
User avatar #328 to #292 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
Football players?


That is a football game isn't it?
#299 to #292 - alphajunk (10/08/2012) [-]
Im not really sure..
Im not really sure..
#210 - beavisnbutthead (10/08/2012) [-]
*******		 rockstar isn't telling us 			****		 about gta 5
******* rockstar isn't telling us **** about gta 5
User avatar #221 to #210 - moofinbanana (10/08/2012) [-]
Valve and Episode 3. You can't complain about Rockstar.
User avatar #245 to #221 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
I believe half life 3 was announced.
User avatar #261 to #245 - moofinbanana (10/08/2012) [-]
Yes, but most info are rumors. I just hope it doesn't turn into another Duke Nukem Forever...

It is Valve so it has a high chance not to be.
#176 - Cipher (10/08/2012) [-]
guess im the only one excited for forza horizon :(
#345 - furiousmarshmellow (10/08/2012) [-]
What?


No Dishonored?
#119 - bloodbendbros (10/07/2012) [-]
Not sure if this is official boxart, I've seen like 50 different images on Google...
but here you go.
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