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Lawyered

Lawyered. inb4 "good job on quoting the tv!!!" inb4 OP cant inb4 you. Ijust finished " I . I t that bitch havea‘ ust air'' Erie? tr in. It ‘Emceed ove

inb4 "good job on quoting the tv!!!"

inb4 OP cant inb4

**** you

Ijust finished " I . I
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Erie? tr
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Aherm, density .
is mass per
unit volume.
Water has a density of -
That door is most
likely made of oak
which has a density of
rna
That door would rough!)?
meaning it would weigh
237. kkg
where water taking up t!
same area would weigh" .
meaning as long as
the load on the door didnt
exceed 158. kkg it would
still Heat.
The average weight of a
white male is about - .
and the average
weight of a white female
is equalling .
Meaning that bitch
coulda moved over
Lawyered
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User avatar #10 - diruslupis (10/07/2012) [-]
Everyone knows that once a person gets soaked they become lighter.
User avatar #12 to #10 - thecrakasmaker (10/07/2012) [-]
Actually its the opposite.
#71 to #10 - elamosupremo (10/08/2012) [-]
Yes, but the water in the clothes do not exceed 23.4 kg, and the density of sea water is above the one cited in the content so that bitch could of moved.
#35 - domono (10/08/2012) [-]
Just watched this argument on mythbusters, Jamie says your wrong.
+8
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User avatar #77 to #56 - esmebuffay (10/08/2012) [-]
But he has a mustache.
#30 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
This is on mythbusters right now
User avatar #33 to #30 - bromop (10/08/2012) [-]
I just got dejavu.
#91 - thegreenbutton (10/08/2012) [-]
In the movie they both tried to get on the door and it flipped. So Jack held it together so Rose could climb up. Just form Rose alone the "Door" was partially underwater leaving Rose slightly in water. She also almost froze to death just form that little amount of water.

Now had Jack got on there, the amount of water on there would of doubled but still stayed afloat. So instead of them both freezing to death, Jack allowed Rose to live with his OWN choice.

God these "bitch could move over" thing got old quick.
User avatar #92 to #91 - traelos (10/08/2012) [-]
Oh dear god thank you. I have no ******* idea how there are people who can't figure that **** out.
#88 - mattdoggy (10/08/2012) [-]
related
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User avatar #78 - adunsaveme (10/08/2012) [-]
Have you ever lawyered someone so hard that time frreezes?
#16 - ascendedwings (10/07/2012) [-]
still a good movie
still a good movie
User avatar #20 to #16 - deanm (10/07/2012) [-]
...except this isn't from a movie
#21 to #20 - ascendedwings (10/07/2012) [-]
I know...it's from How I Met Your Mother, I don't always watch it, but it is pretty entertaining. I was talking about Titanic.
#22 to #21 - deanm (10/07/2012) [-]
Oh, well that explains the .gif

I'm just going to leave
#25 to #16 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
Is it wrong that scene is my favorite part of the movie?
#26 to #25 - ascendedwings (10/08/2012) [-]
nope, it makes me lol everytime
nope, it makes me lol everytime
User avatar #108 - bloodofthedragon (10/08/2012) [-]
Just watched the mythbusters experiment on this. They could have survived if they tied Rose's life jacket to the bottom of the door which would make it float enough for both to survive. But James Cameron said no matter what Jack would've died.
#82 - esmebuffay (10/08/2012) [-]
1. They tested it on Mythbusters.
2. The door wasn't necessarily oak.
3. It's a bloody movie, news flash, not everything in movies is accurate.
User avatar #9 - goodguygary (10/07/2012) [-]
okay, i guess when that mythbusters episode comes out we can finally kill this stupid arguement
#43 to #9 - jabzilla (10/08/2012) [-]
it seriously was played about an hour ago today...which is about an hour after you commented...so yeah
#5 - codyxvasco (10/07/2012) [-]
They **** are they talking about?!
#32 - wehavecandy (10/08/2012) [-]
All of your arguments are invalid.   
   
All of the doors on the ship were attached when the ship sank. Even if a door were to come loose, it would still be contained within the ship.    
   
LAWYERED
All of your arguments are invalid.

All of the doors on the ship were attached when the ship sank. Even if a door were to come loose, it would still be contained within the ship.

LAWYERED
#61 to #32 - JamesCraft (10/08/2012) [-]
The ship broke in half. This leads to a door being exposed to the outside.
LAWYERED
#40 - qwertydino (10/08/2012) [-]
lily looks really good here
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User avatar #37 - niggles (10/08/2012) [-]
And Americans don't use Kilograms
User avatar #41 to #37 - aldheim (10/08/2012) [-]
Engineers do.
User avatar #39 to #37 - CrowbarNinja (10/08/2012) [-]
I do.
User avatar #109 - makedonski (10/08/2012) [-]
Mythbusters episode covering this finished 18 minutes ago. Read comment 108 for further informations.
User avatar #104 - dlerp (10/08/2012) [-]
More like Physicisted.
#103 - KiesterKicker (10/08/2012) [-]
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#80 - tankerdude ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
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