Damn Dragons. Still jealous of your cousin out fighting dragons?. A ..adim keep my eyes open. wimp down at any time]: , _ It, -, A. now as a dragonborn you COULD use all your fancy spells and bows and arrows...or you COULD use.... THE WABBAJACK! skyrim dragon guards
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#3 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
now as a dragonborn you COULD use all your fancy spells and bows and arrows...or you COULD use.... THE WABBAJACK!
User avatar #31 to #3 - serotonin (10/07/2012) [-]
Best mission and best weapon in game (so far)
User avatar #12 to #4 - chronicillusion (10/07/2012) [-]
I still don't understand this whole "Chees for everyone!" thing... ecksplayne plz?
User avatar #13 to #12 - rogueninja (10/07/2012) [-]
It's from Oblivion. After you do a quest for Sheogorath he says "Cheese for everyone!" in celebration.
User avatar #14 to #13 - chronicillusion (10/07/2012) [-]
Oblivion or Skyrim?
User avatar #15 to #14 - rogueninja (10/07/2012) [-]
Oblivion
User avatar #16 to #15 - chronicillusion (10/07/2012) [-]
And how do you go abouts starting the quest?
User avatar #17 to #16 - rogueninja (10/07/2012) [-]
It's in the Shivering Isles.
User avatar #20 to #17 - chronicillusion (10/07/2012) [-]
ahh, thanks
User avatar #46 to #12 - wheteverlol (10/07/2012) [-]
Some fan made this a while ago skip to 2:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_rej6fihU
#85 to #46 - brianhanerjr (10/07/2012) [-]
That has to be the funniest Skyrim mod I have ever seen.
That has to be the funniest Skyrim mod I have ever seen.
User avatar #47 to #46 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
That. is. beautiful
User avatar #50 to #47 - wheteverlol (10/07/2012) [-]
here watch this as well the guys making the top 5 series are awesome i highly recommend that for any skyrim fan
This time skip to 8:20 unless you want to watch the entire vid that is prety damn good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOqPJ0Ht2kc
#75 - baditch (10/07/2012) [-]
>Be last week.   
>Playing dawnguard   
>Leveling up werewolf, decide to attack morthal (My least favorite city).   
>Charge in as a werewolf   
>Vampres are already attacking morthal   
>Decide to let them keep at it   
>Two dragons swoop down, start joining in on the gang-rape   
>Poor Morthal doesn't even get the courtesey of lube   
> Two bears out of nowhere   
>MFW leaving morthal after the slaughter
>Be last week.
>Playing dawnguard
>Leveling up werewolf, decide to attack morthal (My least favorite city).
>Charge in as a werewolf
>Vampres are already attacking morthal
>Decide to let them keep at it
>Two dragons swoop down, start joining in on the gang-rape
>Poor Morthal doesn't even get the courtesey of lube
> Two bears out of nowhere
>MFW leaving morthal after the slaughter
#103 to #75 - ragged (10/07/2012) [-]
Similar thing happened to me in Falkreath save the vampires.
#18 - mcderfenschmirt (10/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #18 - dracory (10/07/2012) [-]
incoming Galvatron!!!!
#42 to #18 - Pettie (10/07/2012) [-]
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#55 - rmoran (10/07/2012) [-]
Time for an epic battle
Time for an epic battle
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User avatar #24 to #11 - fuzzyballs (10/07/2012) [-]
got any more skyrim poop gifs?
#87 - foelkera (10/07/2012) [-]
>With Lydia
>Heading to Rorickstead
>See giant camp
>Decide to walk past it
>Lydia runs up to them and immediately gets hit into the upper atmosphere
>MFW
User avatar #93 to #87 - emte (10/07/2012) [-]
I hate lydia, I exchanged her for ebony mail.
User avatar #107 to #93 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
How the hell do you do that?
User avatar #113 to #107 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
boethia quest
User avatar #114 to #113 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
Where do I start that? I want toget rid of that bitch ASAP
User avatar #117 to #114 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
you will randomly be attacked by some one and in their loot will be "boethias teachings but im pretty sure you can just go to the shrine its east of windhelm make sure youre a badass though you have to fight an ass ton of people
User avatar #118 to #117 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
I'd say I'm fairly badass, right now I'm level 47, with archery at 100 using a Superior Ebony bow with ebony/daedric arrows, I should be fine haha, but thanks! I'll look for the shrine now.
User avatar #119 to #118 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
no problem broheim
#69 - monkeywithafez (10/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 - dafuqmang (10/07/2012) [-]
>Walking through Skyrim
>Hear dragon while in town
>Stand still for 5 minutes, maybe he'll come and the guards will help
>He doesn't come
>Whatever
>Get just over the hill, where the guards can't see
>He ******* divebombs me.
>Kill him
>Guard comes over hill
>Whatever, keep walking
>Two minutes later , ******* around, reciting the trailer
>Press shout hotkey
>FUS RO DAH
>Dragon lands right in front
>Gets stunned
>Theme music playing
>Beat the **** out of him
>Walk away after absorbing his soul
>Killed by a wolf
>ALL OF MY RAGE
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#38 - hamderp (10/07/2012) [-]
YOU HAD ONE JOB!! ONE JOB!!!
#7 - rellergert (10/07/2012) [-]
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#8 to #7 - mrjweezy ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
THREAD!!!
THREAD!!!
#39 to #19 - urikhi (10/07/2012) [-]
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#44 to #39 - Pettie (10/07/2012) [-]
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#66 - robodarkvision (10/07/2012) [-]
Guys don't worry it's just dancing.
Guys don't worry it's just dancing.
User avatar #89 to #66 - drakenumen (10/07/2012) [-]
can someone caption thism "No! I must dance!"
#40 - trainalf (10/07/2012) [-]
I did the Battle for Windhelm quest and a dragon attacked as soon as I began. Imperials fighting Stormcloaks, Stormcloaks fighting Imperials, the dragon burning everyone, and everyone firing at the dragon. It. Was. AWESOME!
User avatar #41 to #40 - sweetdickwilly (10/07/2012) [-]
Something similar happened to me at the battle for solitude. The Imperials and Stormcloaks worked together to defeat the dragon..... then went back to killing each other.
#5 - lunarlizzy (10/07/2012) [-]
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#51 - kibbleking (10/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #6 - lucidria (10/07/2012) [-]
One time I was in Windhelm when SUDDENLY! a dragon attacks. It dies right in front of the palace and right next to me is a guard. As soon as the dragon died, the guard said the line "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."

Also, though I'm sure it happens to everyone, whenever I go to my house, my housecarl says "I don't think you're supposed to be in here."
#76 to #6 - ohyeahchickenyeah (10/07/2012) [-]
Once upon a time, I was walking around the rift. I heard a dragon fly overheard and stafe the small village just outside the city walls. Not even 10 seconds after I run out the gate, I see the entire village surrounding the dragon punching and hitting it with brooms and clubs. It was a bad day to be a dragon. And I never tried to attack anyone in that village again.
#27 - anotherone (10/07/2012) [-]
been a while, i don't remeber why talos was banned, could some one please explain?
been a while, i don't remeber why talos was banned, could some one please explain?
User avatar #77 to #27 - betaguy ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
i can't stop looking at your gif........
#28 to #27 - odaer (10/07/2012) [-]
white-gold concordat. the thalmor(high elves) had a war with imperials, bretons and nords because they believed that no human could become a god.
#29 to #28 - anotherone (10/07/2012) [-]
ah! that's right, thanks!
User avatar #32 to #29 - hanabro (10/07/2012) [-]
Also, because the worship of Talos holds the world together, and the Thalmor are trying to bring about the end of the world in order to ascend into godhood.
User avatar #52 to #32 - anotherone (10/07/2012) [-]
wha? really? is that some external lore or is that actually in game?
User avatar #123 to #52 - hanabro (10/08/2012) [-]
External lore.
User avatar #124 to #123 - anotherone (10/08/2012) [-]
that explains it... cool thanks!
#30 to #29 - odaer (10/07/2012) [-]
No probs, glad i could be of some use.
also nice gif and pic

#36 to #27 - pauix (10/07/2012) [-]
Get into the game and ask Heimskr. He'll tell you everytihng you need to know.
#84 - A Pickle (10/07/2012) [-]
Back when I first got skyrim:   
>Get to the high hrothgar quest   
>need to go to the top of the mountain to meet arngeir   
>still didn't know about fast traveling   
>spend a total of 4 in game hours hopping up the mountain like a retard   
>MFW my friends tell me there's a path
Back when I first got skyrim:
>Get to the high hrothgar quest
>need to go to the top of the mountain to meet arngeir
>still didn't know about fast traveling
>spend a total of 4 in game hours hopping up the mountain like a retard
>MFW my friends tell me there's a path
#88 to #84 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
So you've never played any other TES game before that. :|
User avatar #92 to #88 - LegititmateKyle (10/07/2012) [-]
Skyrim was the first for many.
User avatar #43 - kolpster ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
The first time I went to Riften, a dragon attacked; I saved the guards from their inevitable doom. Then, a band of heavily armoured kitty cats decide to attack me. Guards don't give a **** .

Another storyteller, come to try and get thumbs. Good job.
#1 - ragged (10/06/2012) [-]
Actually, since the guards level with the Dragonborn up to 50, I'd say that dragon is ****** .
User avatar #33 to #1 - hanabro (10/07/2012) [-]
Actually, because that's a blood dragon, which typically stop showing up around level 30 to make way for the Frost Dragons, the guards are roughly in their twenties.

Which would still probably beat the Dragon, but still.
#2 to #1 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Element of surprise...
#59 - coolponyboy ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
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