Damn Dragons. Still jealous of your cousin out fighting dragons?. A ..adim keep my eyes open. wimp down at any time]: , _ It, -, A. now as a dragonborn you COULD use all your fancy spells and bows and arrows...or you COULD use.... THE WABBAJACK!
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Still jealous of your cousin out fighting dragons?

A ..adim keep my eyes open. wimp down at any time]: , _ It, -, A
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User avatar #110 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
**** , I'd be glad to be stuck with guard duty,
User avatar #106 - epicsauciness ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
That's so rude of them. The dragon is right behind them trying to greet them and they just ignore him and talk to you.
If I was that dragon I would be very angry.
#99 - alucardshellhound (10/07/2012) [-]
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#98 - pengpeng (10/07/2012) [-]
My face after they kill it.
#95 - espegaaaa (10/07/2012) [-]
>the guy who tried to run away from being arrested in the beginning of the game
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User avatar #100 to #95 - gecocowie (10/07/2012) [-]
Maybe it is a achilles heel referance
#94 - mcbmichael (10/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 - icelandicviking (10/07/2012) [-]
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#87 - foelkera ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
>With Lydia
>Heading to Rorickstead
>See giant camp
>Decide to walk past it
>Lydia runs up to them and immediately gets hit into the upper atmosphere
>MFW
User avatar #93 to #87 - emte (10/07/2012) [-]
I hate lydia, I exchanged her for ebony mail.
User avatar #107 to #93 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
How the hell do you do that?
User avatar #113 to #107 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
boethia quest
User avatar #114 to #113 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
Where do I start that? I want toget rid of that bitch ASAP
User avatar #117 to #114 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
you will randomly be attacked by some one and in their loot will be "boethias teachings but im pretty sure you can just go to the shrine its east of windhelm make sure youre a badass though you have to fight an ass ton of people
User avatar #118 to #117 - jeffbowinkle (10/07/2012) [-]
I'd say I'm fairly badass, right now I'm level 47, with archery at 100 using a Superior Ebony bow with ebony/daedric arrows, I should be fine haha, but thanks! I'll look for the shrine now.
User avatar #119 to #118 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
no problem broheim
#86 - bladebites (10/07/2012) [-]
So much gamer posts on frontpage today.
So much gamer posts on frontpage today.
#84 - A Pickle (10/07/2012) [-]
Back when I first got skyrim:   
>Get to the high hrothgar quest   
>need to go to the top of the mountain to meet arngeir   
>still didn't know about fast traveling   
>spend a total of 4 in game hours hopping up the mountain like a retard   
>MFW my friends tell me there's a path
Back when I first got skyrim:
>Get to the high hrothgar quest
>need to go to the top of the mountain to meet arngeir
>still didn't know about fast traveling
>spend a total of 4 in game hours hopping up the mountain like a retard
>MFW my friends tell me there's a path
#88 to #84 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
So you've never played any other TES game before that. :|
User avatar #92 to #88 - LegititmateKyle (10/07/2012) [-]
Skyrim was the first for many.
#81 - Nameloc (10/07/2012) [-]
>be playing Skyrim
>adventure off into the beginning of some caves or some ****
>there's thieves/ bandits
>kill off 2/ 3
>this bitch was stupid and waited to attack me
>I'm so close to her before she starts attacking it isn't funny
>standing in front of her
>suddenly I'm behind her burning her neck before I thrust my sword down it

Pic related; That's what she gets for being a **** team mate for the other thieves.
User avatar #78 - pinkiepieisacock (10/07/2012) [-]
So I bought Skyrim yesterday (11 months late but whatever). NEED HELP PL0X

SPOILER ALERT***************************

I got promoted by the Jarl of whiterun to Thane and I got some bitch Lydia to follow me around. So I step outside and shes gone and I cant find her anywhere. Help
#126 to #78 - gaybananaman (01/29/2014) [-]
I thumbed you up
User avatar #120 to #78 - pinkiepieisacock (10/07/2012) [-]
Am I actually getting thumbed down for asking a question because im new to a game? Well **** you too Funnyjunk
User avatar #116 to #78 - LungsOfThunder (10/07/2012) [-]
similar thing happened to me. i had a companion and was trying to do the dawnguard quests and stupid bitch in the castle wouldnt let me do a mission, told me to "get rid of the interloper" so i search five towns because i figure maybe i left her somwhere, turns out the game was just being an ******* and i had to get another one to follow me and then make them go away. btw dont bother with lydia she sucks donkey dick
#83 to #78 - lolikikolik (10/07/2012) [-]
She must be in Dragonsreach or in your house, if you have one..
#82 to #78 - deathkrogan (10/07/2012) [-]
buy a house in whiterun and she will appear there or go back to the palace and she might be there
#75 - baditch (10/07/2012) [-]
>Be last week.   
>Playing dawnguard   
>Leveling up werewolf, decide to attack morthal (My least favorite city).   
>Charge in as a werewolf   
>Vampres are already attacking morthal   
>Decide to let them keep at it   
>Two dragons swoop down, start joining in on the gang-rape   
>Poor Morthal doesn't even get the courtesey of lube   
> Two bears out of nowhere   
>MFW leaving morthal after the slaughter
>Be last week.
>Playing dawnguard
>Leveling up werewolf, decide to attack morthal (My least favorite city).
>Charge in as a werewolf
>Vampres are already attacking morthal
>Decide to let them keep at it
>Two dragons swoop down, start joining in on the gang-rape
>Poor Morthal doesn't even get the courtesey of lube
> Two bears out of nowhere
>MFW leaving morthal after the slaughter
#103 to #75 - ragged (10/07/2012) [-]
Similar thing happened to me in Falkreath save the vampires.
#69 - monkeywithafez (10/07/2012) [-]
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#66 - robodarkvision (10/07/2012) [-]
Guys don't worry it's just dancing.
Guys don't worry it's just dancing.
#89 to #66 - drakenumen (10/07/2012) [-]
can someone caption thism "No! I must dance!"
#65 - dafuqmang (10/07/2012) [-]
>Walking through Skyrim
>Hear dragon while in town
>Stand still for 5 minutes, maybe he'll come and the guards will help
>He doesn't come
>Whatever
>Get just over the hill, where the guards can't see
>He ******* divebombs me.
>Kill him
>Guard comes over hill
>Whatever, keep walking
>Two minutes later , ******* around, reciting the trailer
>Press shout hotkey
>FUS RO DAH
>Dragon lands right in front
>Gets stunned
>Theme music playing
>Beat the **** out of him
>Walk away after absorbing his soul
>Killed by a wolf
>ALL OF MY RAGE
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User avatar #63 - michin (10/07/2012) [-]
Time to play Skyrim.
User avatar #61 - rplix (10/07/2012) [-]
Does anyone still play Skyrim? I got really bored after doing the main quest and some the major side quests.
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