hipster translations. . s):) . . . J. only banal actually readin What They Say are "" i" They Mean What They Mean Prepare for disappointment when I take off my  These tags are to Mainstream
x
Click to expand

hipster translations

s):) . . . J. only banal actually readin
What They Say are "" i" They Mean
What They Mean
Prepare for disappointment
when I take off my shirt.
I don' t and wish I was
more mysterious.
Pm agnostic Es. like. arrogant
to think you know the face of
the universe. you know?
never heard of. tr? "salter. hr. r,.
I am '. person of strong
conviction and weak bowel
movements. This is your chance
to ask ii/ -.] about either.
I found the perfect cirkel
glasses and I couldn* t resist.
I don' t like your jeans.
If my parents knew how
often I get mugged. they' d
stop paying my rent.
Do you have any
canned Pabst? Can
you take i. c. 1. picture of
me drinking it?
I do. and mine is
I got this at American
Apparel for . 95.
Di Mice and Man was the
use grade English.
I think I' m better than you.
I think I' m better than you.
I think I' m better than you.
l i it
l? I think I' m better than you.
I' m poor and careless. yet still
think I' m better than you.
I think better than you.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1642
Views: 52739
Favorited: 117
Submitted: 10/06/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to cartmanymen submit to reddit

Comments(127):

[ 127 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15 - fridginator (10/06/2012) [-]
I consider myself agnostic...
Does that mean I'm a hipster?
User avatar #98 to #15 - severepwner ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Agnostic is one of the most retarded terms of all time.
#102 to #98 - John Cena (10/07/2012) [-]
Yea I hate terms that describe people who don't believe and disbelieve in a god because of a lack of evidence on both sides!
User avatar #130 to #102 - slyve ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Well, actually i can understand him. Agnostic is an unfortunate term for the mentality of agnostics.

Theism: Believe.
Atheism: Non-Believe.
Gnostic: Knowing.
Agnostic: Not Knowing.

So it doesn't really compare to theism or atheism. Think of it this way: If theism and atheism meant wet or dry and someone would ask you if you were wet or if you were dry and then you answer "I feel kinda hot". This is kinda what it sounds like when someone says he is agnostic. It's true it's impossible to know for sure, but anyone leans in one direction or another. Some people just don't ******* care.

So, i actually understand agnostics, i just think the actual meaning of the word is what annoys so many people when it's used like that.

Just my 2 cents. It's not my intention to offend anyone, just trying to explain the point a little.
User avatar #101 to #98 - daentraya (10/07/2012) [-]
Why? It means that you're on neither side of the *********
User avatar #103 to #101 - severepwner ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
You can't be neutral when it comes to religion. That doesn't make sense. That'd be like someone not wanting to be a non-human, or a human, so they became something in between the two. That doesn't make sense.
User avatar #104 to #103 - daentraya (10/07/2012) [-]
It does make sense. Maybe you came from a religious home, and youre pretty uncertain about the subject. Being agnostic would also be gentler on the family. Maybe you're just spiritual, or some **** like that. But i am not the best to ask about this. I am an atheist
#120 to #103 - unholyjebus (10/07/2012) [-]
Why is it stupid, being agnostic is a plea of ignorance or as Einstein put it "an attitude of humility". Are you so naive as to think you have a clue on what the **** is going on?
User avatar #24 to #15 - CoolStoryBrosky (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm agnostic AND I love Steinbeck.
#69 - animepost (10/07/2012) [-]
LOL THE 5TH ONE.
I worked at this restaurant and a hipster asks me that exact question.
my instant reply was "Why, do you have a weak bowel?"
Best way to get fired!


Forever unemployed.
+13
#118 to #89 - sushimesser **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#139 to #118 - meatymanbearpig (10/07/2012) [-]
im almost positive that i think its a girl....maybe....
#27 - mcroflskates ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
I...I'm going to post my opinion.   
Steinback has got to write the 			*********		 books ever...   
They're so simple, and I feel like he tries to be too descriptive. Yes, I know the cow is 			*******		 brown. You don't have to write two pages about how brown the cow is.
I...I'm going to post my opinion.
Steinback has got to write the ********* books ever...
They're so simple, and I feel like he tries to be too descriptive. Yes, I know the cow is ******* brown. You don't have to write two pages about how brown the cow is.
0
#29 to #27 - ooants has deleted their comment [-]
#71 to #27 - liberator (10/07/2012) [-]
Your comment nearly made me fall out of my chair.
User avatar #41 to #27 - SgtObvious (10/07/2012) [-]
Read Cannery Row. It's really descriptive but he describes the setting to a point where you can actually visualize it. I know what you mean though, Of Mice and Men was pretty annoying to read, but I still liked it.
#84 to #41 - John Cena (10/07/2012) [-]
i found it a bit weird that most english teachers make you look deeper into writing yet mine skipped over the point where the old man and the dog are a precursor to the end
User avatar #138 to #84 - SgtObvious (10/07/2012) [-]
Idk I read it on my own. Well technically it was for school but we could pick the books by ourselves and do a report on them so the teacher didn't go over it.
#18 - clapex (10/07/2012) [-]
i know a few "hipsters" they are pretty cool tolerant guys i like them, at least they are no douches
#88 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
A lot of these describe SpongeBob.
User avatar #79 - ktulu (10/07/2012) [-]
>implying hipsters exist
+1
#83 to #79 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #86 to #83 - ktulu (10/07/2012) [-]
>implying implications
+6
#87 to #86 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-6
#90 to #87 - dtcdannyboy has deleted their comment [-]
-2
#95 to #94 - dtcdannyboy has deleted their comment [-]
0
#100 to #96 - thisisansfwaccount has deleted their comment [-]
#75 - head (10/07/2012) [-]
Ironic bit is that OP doesn't realize that by thinking people think "I'm better than you" he's thinking that he's better than them, which makes him a hipster in terms of the definition he uses to describe them. Science + Auristootlean philoshaphy proves it.
User avatar #81 to #75 - ktulu (10/07/2012) [-]
Auristootlean philoshaphy .... lel
User avatar #91 to #81 - anonomoz ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
maybe he meant Autistolian philosophy
#45 - frotw (10/07/2012) [-]
Pabst isn't just for hipsters
#61 - emptysuperman ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
I want to make love to this post. Thank you OP. (All hipsters must die.)
#7 - nickhols (10/06/2012) [-]
agnostic is a ******* adjective, as in "agnostic atheist"
**** people get it together

And being gnostic IS arrogant, and being agnostic doesn't make you a hipster, its makes you not a ******* dumbass
User avatar #39 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
i read Of Mice and Men in tenth grade
User avatar #68 to #39 - heirofaniu (10/07/2012) [-]
3rd, then again in 9th as required material.
#40 to #39 - John Cena (10/07/2012) [-]
well i read it the summer before ninth. bitch.

the first comment was posted 6 minutes ago, and the response was posted 15 minutes ago
User avatar #47 to #40 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
what are you talking about?
#55 to #47 - datguypauls (10/07/2012) [-]
and that "bitch" wasn't supposed to mean anything
#54 to #47 - datguypauls (10/07/2012) [-]
furyofthestorm's profile pic makes it look like he posted a reply to your comment but he didn't. i saw that after i posted
User avatar #56 to #54 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
ohh okay
User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [-]
I read "Of Mice and Men" in 10th grade.
User avatar #4 to #2 - ancano ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
I read it in seventh


GET ONE UPPED BITCH
User avatar #5 to #4 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [-]
.....I am....defeated.....
User avatar #8 to #5 - thadin ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
The doctors say that when I was born, I came out reading it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [-]
There's an ultra sound of me WRITING IT!

I am steinbeck.
#13 to #9 - toastiestzombie (10/06/2012) [-]
I was reading it whilst I was a sperm!

Pic related, it's me reading it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thadin ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
But you said you read it in 10th.
User avatar #11 to #10 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [-]
I was in my mom for a while.
#12 to #11 - thadin ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
0
#72 to #4 - gargman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #62 to #4 - shitshitshit (10/07/2012) [-]
i read it for fun
#52 - thatrussianhoe (10/07/2012) [-]
hate hipsters
#128 - fatpandatoasting (10/07/2012) [-]
MFW Im too poor to have a television, and people call me hipster
#149 to #128 - John Cena (07/06/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #64 - jinjo (10/07/2012) [-]
Of Mice and Men was too short, I mean it was good and all, in fact it was more realistic because of the simplicity. But I would have liked more character development and communication between Lennie and Curley's wife etc.

Also, it made want to cry.
User avatar #66 to #64 - noobofdoom (10/07/2012) [-]
it made me cry. in the middle of class.
i wasnt even mad
User avatar #76 to #66 - jinjo (10/07/2012) [-]
I accidentally that last sentence..

But I don't blame you, I'm in a credit recovery class (I failed a whole semester, long story) so it's pretty much 'here's the books with the lessons, read the lessons do the assignments'' independtant class. I was done reading it and I could have cried if I tried not to.
User avatar #78 to #76 - noobofdoom (10/07/2012) [-]
yeah im in alternative school and i read really fast. so i finished like a week before everyone else. i was in class crying cause i finished the book. i was labeled a pussy for a week until everyone else finished and cried too.
[ 127 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)