Facebook bitch gets owned

Top 40, while it's not much it's a milestone for me. Thank you :)

That was exactly mfw when I opened FJ again and had 6 notifications leading up to Top 40, and none about comments.

Top 10, thanks a lot.

10/10 still ******* laughing ... would tattoo on dick

yeah man like microscopic status

Are we talking about the letters or his dick?

wasn't that funny....

Looks like we are the only ones

MFW people havent seen this and think you wrote it.

11/10 would read to my children

10/10.

I love you.

old copy pasta is still awsome if you use it right

10.98/10 would lapdance

10/10 would lol again

Kill yourself.

<--- HFW

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this topic go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't... I will look for you, I will find you, and I will call you a ****** over the internet.

like this?

when you want to edit fqcebook text next time
the font name is tahoma and its not bold

"Gorilla" Warfare?

Still laughed like an idiot

******* 10/10

Hey ******* ,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid *** pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ***** ? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to ***** drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******* who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
I really hope someone gets this

MFW gorilla warfare

Good copypasta
keep losing my **** at gorilla warfare

About 95% of the people who saw this know it's a 4Chan copypasta, the reason as to why he's getting this many thumbs is because it was actually funny, even though everyone knows it's fake

15/10 probably the best comment ever seen.

seen this a while now, gotta ask, from where does this originate?

it actually originated from a youtube comment, some guys were talking about guns on a video

*cough*Adele*cough*taylorswift*cough*

You have a nice day sir.

Will do, sir.

epic

Dis *****

KOOL GAII

i have no idea why that post gained over 60 thumbs, all i did was state the truth

Oh don't be modest, everybody knows you're magic.

WELL GOSH

A MAGICIAN NEVER REVEALS HIS PENIS SECRETS

hi FightClub
missed u~

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It serves as a reminder to not ****** anything about anyone. Of course, most teens think they know it all anyway...

This guy broke up with his girlfriend a year ago and he's still bitching about it. This is pretty old but it's pretty comprehensive of his complaints

This is quite literally the epitome of quite a few people I know. I ******* hate these people.
I know how you ******* feel, man.

An acquaintance of mine, cried about his ex leaving him for a year, he finally convinced her to give him another chance, she promptly cheated on him a week later, and left when he didn't break up with her. He's still wants her, he doesn't really talk to people anymore though.

I said "Men", not pussies.

Ha! This is true!

HEy KramEr YoU Okaey?

Might be many reasons. Out of respect for the guy who was shot, out of anger towards the retarded bitch who got verbally cock-slapped, etc. Mine is the latter reason. I find it enjoyable when ********* are being put back to their places.

my exact thoughts