Pigs vs Tards. . C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03 tehgod, 3 Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals Hie lo pig
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Pigs vs Tards

C) Anonymous (/ 11( Fri) 19: 03
tehgod, 3
Working at "Special Smiles“ summer camp
Detaching kids about mun animals with real animals
Hie lo pig pen
tell kids not to go into pen
mud In help a kid with tying mes
Allar loud splat noise
saturn mud
4 retard kids in pig pen, literally nailing in mud making "Dink" noises
spics start pushing them because they are in their space
strength comes out
battle between pigs and retards happens
delay in stepping this because of the hilarity of the situation
spics knock retards ever on tap of each other
r: -Mass retard pile
win
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Submitted: 10/06/2012
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#6 - camthepedobear (10/06/2012) [+] (40 replies)
Fats McGee and his Retard 3
#29 - ishotthedeputy (10/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be a pig
>Doing pig stuff, eating my own fecal excretions and whatnot
>Some kids enter my turf.
>Alright, what's going on?
>They start mocking our language, calling I had a no good dirty rotten human stealing great great grandfather
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>Gang up on them and mug them
>Blood and cocaine everywhere
>Eat a muffin
#19 - notsixroller (10/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I thought there was going to be a mass pig-on-retard bestiality orgy.
#72 - rubberpig (10/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>8th grade
>Lunch
>Tard comes up
>Sits next to me
>Thinks I'm his tard friend
>Wrangler thinks I'm a tard too
>When lunch is over I have to go to special ed class
>What the ****
>Go to tard class
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>I tripped
>My wrangler helps me up
>Spend rest of day at tard class
>Not really that bad
>Got to draw and say whatever I wanted
>Decide to go back to tard class
>Everyone greets me with a warm hello
>Parents come
>School called them because they said I was absent from all my classes, parents say I can never go back to tard class
>Tards all start crying
>They love me
>I love them
>We are a family
#67 - finalkai (10/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Neal the Raptard
User avatar #27 - RandomX (10/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
There needs to be a channel based around tard stories. I love reading these, even at the cost of going to hell.
#108 - iwalkudie (10/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Fats McGee and The Retard Three
#45 - michiisgay (10/06/2012) [-]
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#41 - Ragumshnagum (10/06/2012) [-]
I must have seen this at least thirty times, and it still 						*******					 kills me.
I must have seen this at least thirty times, and it still ******* kills me.
#110 - liljxxx (10/06/2012) [-]
******* lost it at retard strenght
User avatar #90 - herefortheporno (10/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Part 1: I should've seen it coming

>At lunch, freshman year
>Tard sits with us because we're the only ones who can deal with him. And even then, we can barely stand him
>Tard asks to take my picture with his cell phone because he wants to take a picture of all of his friends
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>He takes my picture
>Later that day, he's on the bus showing other people my picture saying I'm his future girlfriend
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User avatar #96 to #90 - herefortheporno (10/06/2012) [-]
Part 2: I feel so violated.

>Tard leaves our table for awhile for reasons unknown
>All of a sudden tard is back
>Pushes my friends over so he could sit directly across from me and stare into my soul
>Lunch is almost over, friends get up to put their trays up.
>Tard looks left, then right, then hands me a note
>"I'm sorry, I cannot read your tard language."
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>Tard lets out a screech
>BLEERGHHGHAHSSDMGDORF
>Tard storms out of cafeteria
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>Friends come back and I try to explain what's going on
>Friend picks up the note
>It's a poem about me bearing his children and on the back is a descriptive picture of me getting violated
>ALL OF MY NOPE.
User avatar #46 - obliviousman ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
funny thing with people. tell them not to do something, and it's the first thing they want to do.
"don't go into he pig pen" *splat*
"don't dive into the water" *splash*
"don't stick a fork into the electrical outlet?"
User avatar #50 to #46 - gildemoono (10/06/2012) [-]
Its because the human mind cant subconsciously process negatives. Thats why its much more effective to tell a kid to "walk" instead of "not run"
#63 - dspike (10/06/2012) [-]
This was wonderful.
This was wonderful.
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#57 - WrightVGC (10/06/2012) [-]
**WrightVGC rolled a random image posted in comment #1309714 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** I lost it at "Mass battle between pigs and retards happens."
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#54 - pongleniss (10/06/2012) [-]
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#2 - mammalology (10/06/2012) [-]
At first read this as pigs v Tardis, which made the story highly confusing.
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