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#28 - codyxvasco
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Teacher: "What did you just do?"

Me: "Picked up a nickel."

Teacher: "You're supposed to be paying attention"

Me: "Well I was just factoring the jew remainder placebo"
*oh god that was barely a coherent sentence but it was offensive*
Teacher:"Go sit in the hallway"
#35 to #28 - darthblam
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(10/06/2012) [-]
You should have handed him/her the nickel "Pay, huh? Will this cover it?"
#36 to #35 - codyxvasco
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(10/06/2012) [-]
That teachers a bitch who favors certain women, if a girl did that she'd laugh and talk about facebook. If a male did that I'd get my seat moved away from my friends as if it was 1st grade and probably a detention.