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User avatar #128 - koppmelk (10/06/2012) [-]
If god is'nt real, then how come your mom was screaming for god last night?

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User avatar #171 to #116 - icedmantwo (10/06/2012) [-]
Godzilla attacked Tokyo, Atheistzilla did not
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#179 to #171 - awesomeguyTS (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but Christian won the WWE championship, not Athiest.   
   
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Yes, but Christian won the WWE championship, not Athiest.

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User avatar #183 to #179 - mrawesomepotato (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but that was only viewed by 6 year olds and their redneck fathers.

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#191 to #183 - rottingwhaleanus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #368 to #38 - pokemonstheshiz (10/06/2012) [-]
If you're playing yellow he's just like " **** you, I don't wanna be no Raichu"
#51 to #38 - lavitts (10/06/2012) [-]
Couldn't resist mate.
#62 - thequeenofslime (10/06/2012) [-]
Guise...guise listen....guise....listen...   
   
If god isn't rea-    
   
Guise...   
   
If god isn't real, then why do my feet fit into sandals perfectly?   
   
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Guise...guise listen....guise....listen...

If god isn't rea-

Guise...

If god isn't real, then why do my feet fit into sandals perfectly?

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User avatar #217 to #62 - IncarceratedNinja (10/06/2012) [-]
what music video??
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#340 to #62 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
If god isn't real, then why does birds sing when you're near me?

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#238 to #62 - rainbowrush (10/06/2012) [-]
If god is real, why can I use socks and sandals at the same time?   
   
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If god is real, why can I use socks and sandals at the same time?

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User avatar #420 to #88 - friendlysniff (10/06/2012) [-]
Why did you delete your account... can you even hear me?.. are you dead?
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User avatar #490 to #474 - friendlysniff (10/06/2012) [-]
so i was right, you are dead.
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#298 to #88 - klose (10/06/2012) [-]
birdman :D
#68 - Pred (10/06/2012) [-]
If Yggdrasil isn't real, then what prevents the worlds from falling into the Ginnungugap???

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User avatar #513 to #68 - lolme (10/16/2012) [-]
Wow, I just learned that Tales of Symphonia is based off of norse beliefs..
#120 - grandmabetty (10/06/2012) [-]
IF GOD ISNT REAL THEN WHY DOES WHY   
   
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IF GOD ISNT REAL THEN WHY DOES WHY

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User avatar #181 - immortalitysquared (10/06/2012) [-]
Hey Athetits, if God isn't real then how come we fit perfectly on horses? Checkmate!





/sarcasm
User avatar #196 to #181 - mattmenzo (10/06/2012) [-]
same reason a banana perfectly fits a human hand...
#137 - wildemu (10/06/2012) [-]
My favorite:

If god isn't real then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo?
User avatar #140 to #137 - doomfish (10/06/2012) [-]
post the whole thing or dont post
User avatar #151 to #137 - bananaananas (10/06/2012) [-]
hoohoohoooooo
#295 - buthow (10/06/2012) [-]
If god doesn't exist then why can we not see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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#307 to #295 - pedochrist (10/06/2012) [-]
Jesus ******* christ, my sides....
User avatar #299 to #295 - mrfourtysevenman (10/06/2012) [-]
i think there should be a new rule on fj
if you are a christian and see somebody making fun of you
just lol like other christians do
if they rant about why the twin towers would still be here
ignore them
#47 - slipperyjoe (10/06/2012) [-]
If evolution exists how come in only took 20 years for my cat to turn into a human? Explain that geniuses.

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#383 to #50 - iamsodavelikedude (10/06/2012) [-]
Chuppurd says REAL!
#310 - goofyplease (10/06/2012) [-]
Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

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#2 - finishhimlarry (10/06/2012) [-]
This image has expired
<When everyone was so butthurt they didn't see the giant no in the page.
User avatar #52 - threeeehuggings (10/06/2012) [-]
If god isn't real then how come there are churches everywhere?

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#69 to #52 - Pred (10/06/2012) [-]
If Allah isn't real, then how come there's ************ everywhere

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User avatar #57 to #52 - liftplus (10/06/2012) [-]
if there was a god there would be no jersey shore

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User avatar #75 to #57 - threeeehuggings (10/06/2012) [-]
Well according to you fags the sun is a star right?
If the sun is a star then how come it's round?

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#103 - Kajekillz (10/06/2012) [-]
If god is real how come i have toaster?

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User avatar #132 to #103 - sometoast (10/06/2012) [-]
ill have sometoast :D
User avatar #372 to #103 - imnotkickthecat (10/06/2012) [-]
**imnotkickthecat rolled a random comment #60396 posted by lieutenantpansy at Ponyville ** :
OMG
JUST LOOK AT HER
#515 to #103 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Because science
#106 to #103 - kietzu (10/06/2012) [-]
If you say so.
What's a toaster?
#131 to #106 - YourLordAndMaster (10/06/2012) [-]
Shut the shock up
User avatar #343 - hitlersoneballsack (10/06/2012) [-]
if god is real why did the reapers create organics every 50,000 years
User avatar #342 - noblekira ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
If Talos isn't a god why is their an amulet named after him

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User avatar #17 - fyaq (10/06/2012) [-]
The amount of butthurt is hilarious.

just look to the right ya stupids.
#3 - daddycool (10/06/2012) [-]
I don't know why this is such a big deal. I'm a Christian and I acknowledge the reality of evolution. It's not hard, nor does it change the message and teachings of Jesus Christ.
User avatar #78 to #3 - pollux (10/06/2012) [-]
What about Adam and Eva?
Spare me, please.
#136 to #78 - daddycool (10/06/2012) [-]
I don't understand. What about Adam and Eve?
User avatar #147 to #136 - pollux (10/06/2012) [-]
I might be making a retarded point here but, doesn't Christianity say god Adam and Eve as the first humans?
If not, my whole life has been a lie.
#150 to #147 - daddycool (10/06/2012) [-]
Genesis says that, yes.

So what?
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#211 to #156 - daddycool (10/06/2012) [-]
Except you're wrong. I don't believe in original sin and there are a lot of branches of Christianity that don't believe in original sin. Beyond that, Christ didn't die just for original sin, He died for ALL sin. Even without original sin, we're all sinners before God, we're all mortal and have made mistakes.

You need the Atonement, regardless of the existence of original sin.

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#235 to #215 - daddycool (10/06/2012) [-]
How, precisely, does God punish us for it?
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#309 to #257 - daddycool (10/06/2012) [-]
I don't believe God has killed people. Yeah, "the Bible says so" but I don't believe in an infallible Bible. I believe the Bible was written by flawed men trying to do their best, then translated(many times) by flawed men trying to do their best. I don't believe the story of Job, the idea that God and Satan sit around and gamble with the lives of men. I don't believe that God sends people to Hell for laughs and giggles.

I know I'm out of the mainstream like that. I know I'm treading dangerous ground with it. If you can throw out one piece of the Bible you can throw out any piece of the Bible.

I believe in a just and loving God. To that end, I have to disregard parts of the Bible. The parts that describe a just and loving God I accept. If I end up being sent to Hell because I'm cutting up the Bible in my mind, then I sincerely deserve it, because I have purposefully set out to determine who God is and what He wants.

Jefferson said in a letter to his nephew, "question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear." To that end, I must reject aspects of the Bible. Not all of it, but there definitely is some that I can't accept.

I can't accept that God has killed people.

However, I must also say that I don't believe that "sinning gets you a ticket to hell," either. You really should look into different Christian denominations before painting them all with that broad brush. You might find that there are people that share your same discomfort.
User avatar #178 to #147 - georgeapg (10/06/2012) [-]
dont there sons go out and take wives?
if so then god created more humans later
User avatar #161 to #147 - hwangw (10/06/2012) [-]
I don't know if this helps you at all but Adam and Eve were the first humans God created but not the only ones. The Bible just only talks about them because they were the first.
User avatar #148 to #147 - pollux (10/06/2012) [-]
i accidentaly my sentence
#233 - ishalltroll (10/06/2012) [-]
If God isn't real, then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo?
Ho ho ho ho hooooooo.
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User avatar #344 to #233 - bwlad (10/06/2012) [-]
Achuta, Uba Cheespa bo coopa
User avatar #251 to #245 - chaossniper ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
overused joke is overused
User avatar #252 to #251 - holypiez (10/06/2012) [-]
oh and its the first time i used it too

not a pussy so leaving it on
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