something flammable. look at the tags. Logan I This coffee must have something flammable in it but it keeps sparking in the microwave and all the lights go dim, now the description
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#45 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #31 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I hope no one told her why and just told her it is meant to happen sometimes as all microwaves do it.

Then her stupidity was forever wiped clean, gone in a blaze of holy fire.
User avatar #38 to #37 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
...Why the **** did I assume it was a she?

**** , I'm sexist without even knowing aren't I?
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User avatar #104 - endface ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I moved in with mu girlfriend last year...

And guys...

I swear to god...

She didn't know about this rule...

I fell for a ******* idiot...
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#110 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Roomie (week one after he begins "cooking healthy"): Hey man, you seen the big metal bowl?
Me (morbidly curious): Check the dishwasher. What're you making?
Roomie: Mashed potatoes.
Me: Really? That's actually almost cooking.
Roomie: Nah man, it's just powdered mix. All I do is add water and heat it up in the microwave.
Me: Oh... Well, don't use the metal bowl. You can't put metal in the microwave, it causes sparks and **** , it's a fire hazard. Use one of the 8000 other bowls we have. (Returns to homework)
~10 minutes later~
(Smoke alarm goes off)
Roomie: Dude, I don't know what happened... I did everything I was supposed to do and it caught fire.
Me: Used the metal bowl, didn't you?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: What was the one thing I said not to do?
Roomie: Oh yeah... my bad.

Other great room-mate quotes:
"Dude, how do you use the can-opener?"
"Is this cheese vegan?"
Looking at moldy bread: "That's basically penicillin, right?" Proceeds to toast bread.
"Of course babe, we're totally ready to have kids"
#49 - infernoimmortal ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Come on, seriously?

I always put metal spoons in my microwave (mostly when I'm making myself conrflakes) and I never get to see plasma sparks :(
#54 to #53 - infernoimmortal ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
It's an ancient technique only performed by masters of the old arts.

Pic related, me trying to perform this complicated technique for the first time.

yeah it tasts quite awesome
#97 - Ihazfunkitty (10/06/2012) [-]
one cant be this stupid, right?   
   
...right?...
one cant be this stupid, right?

...right?...
#87 - funnyjunkknight (10/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #92 - picamix (10/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
thats because he has metal in the microwave, idiot
#57 - badgerbaiting (10/06/2012) [-]
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#115 - brenton (10/06/2012) [-]
I wanted my taco bell hot sauce to be warm, so I put it in the microwave after I took it out of the fridge. I then learned that metal cannot go in the microwave...   
   
... when I was six.
I wanted my taco bell hot sauce to be warm, so I put it in the microwave after I took it out of the fridge. I then learned that metal cannot go in the microwave...

... when I was six.
#47 - thisisdj (10/06/2012) [-]
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#1 - amybumble (10/05/2012) [-]
Not sure if joking... or retard.
#63 - piggernenis (10/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#138 - equu (10/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I had a twix -bar that was melt, so i put it in my refridgerator, forgot it there for too long and it was so hard i decided to microwave it.
Not a good decision
User avatar #142 to #138 - ihavenoname (10/06/2012) [-]
but if it was melt then who was fridge?
User avatar #70 - Aleafe (10/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i get that you're not supposed to do that but can someone give me the science explanation of why this happens.
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#62 - zzjames (10/06/2012) [-]
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