something flammable. look at the tags. Logan I This coffee must have something flammable in it but it keeps sparking in the microwave and all the lights go dim, now the description
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#103 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#108 to #45 - humusss (10/06/2012) [-]
Implying evolution is not ********
#122 to #108 - thespartanpony (10/06/2012) [-]
oh my god why hasn't natural selection picked you off yet.
#129 to #108 - oliphan ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
but at least I'm smarter than you.
#48 to #45 - lfunnymanl (10/06/2012) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at So absurd **
it's okay it will soon, just wait
User avatar #104 - endface ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
I moved in with mu girlfriend last year...

And guys...

I swear to god...

She didn't know about this rule...

I fell for a ******* idiot...
User avatar #179 to #130 - endface ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Lil' bit.

I tell you, you can never truly know a person until you live with them.
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User avatar #119 to #90 - cshp ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
I...isn't fire already plasma?
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#178 to #119 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
Not really, it's gaseous. But some flames are considered plasmas because they contain ionized particles. :)
#110 - kingpongthedon (10/06/2012) [-]
Roomie (week one after he begins "cooking healthy"): Hey man, you seen the big metal bowl?
Me (morbidly curious): Check the dishwasher. What're you making?
Roomie: Mashed potatoes.
Me: Really? That's actually almost cooking.
Roomie: Nah man, it's just powdered mix. All I do is add water and heat it up in the microwave.
Me: Oh... Well, don't use the metal bowl. You can't put metal in the microwave, it causes sparks and **** , it's a fire hazard. Use one of the 8000 other bowls we have. (Returns to homework)
~10 minutes later~
(Smoke alarm goes off)
Roomie: Dude, I don't know what happened... I did everything I was supposed to do and it caught fire.
Me: Used the metal bowl, didn't you?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: What was the one thing I said not to do?
Roomie: Oh yeah... my bad.

Other great room-mate quotes:
"Dude, how do you use the can-opener?"
"Is this cheese vegan?"
Looking at moldy bread: "That's basically penicillin, right?" Proceeds to toast bread.
"Of course babe, we're totally ready to have kids"
#97 - Ihazfunkitty (10/06/2012) [-]
one cant be this stupid, right?   
   
...right?...
one cant be this stupid, right?

...right?...
#87 - funnyjunkknight ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
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#57 - badgerbaiting (10/06/2012) [-]
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#115 - brenton (10/06/2012) [-]
I wanted my taco bell hot sauce to be warm, so I put it in the microwave after I took it out of the fridge. I then learned that metal cannot go in the microwave...   
   
... when I was six.
I wanted my taco bell hot sauce to be warm, so I put it in the microwave after I took it out of the fridge. I then learned that metal cannot go in the microwave...

... when I was six.
#47 - thisisdj (10/06/2012) [-]
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#1 - amybumble (10/05/2012) [-]
Not sure if joking... or retard.
#63 - piggernenis (10/06/2012) [-]
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#67 to #63 - cupcakedevourer (10/06/2012) [-]
dat username
#83 to #67 - piggernenis (10/06/2012) [-]
dat username
User avatar #86 to #83 - cupcakedevourer (10/06/2012) [-]
That would be my profile picture but everyone would think it was me...
User avatar #31 - EdwardNigma (10/06/2012) [-]
I hope no one told her why and just told her it is meant to happen sometimes as all microwaves do it.

Then her stupidity was forever wiped clean, gone in a blaze of holy fire.
User avatar #37 to #31 - nrwlz (10/06/2012) [-]
*him
User avatar #38 to #37 - EdwardNigma (10/06/2012) [-]
...Why the **** did I assume it was a she?

**** , I'm sexist without even knowing aren't I?
#46 to #38 - arrisarrad (10/06/2012) [-]
Damn. I thought it was a girl too. For absolutely no reason.
#56 to #46 - EdwardNigma (10/06/2012) [-]
Thank you internet, you made me think all retards on Facebook are women.
User avatar #44 to #38 - izzygirl (10/06/2012) [-]
It's okay.
Even I thought it was a chick.
#152 to #38 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]

your not sexist, sexism is wrongand being wrong is for women
#85 to #38 - huszti (10/06/2012) [-]
there are retarded guys? on facebook?
#62 - zzjames (10/06/2012) [-]
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#65 - thepandaking (10/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #155 - brendanc (10/06/2012) [-]
A few years ago my sister couldn't get toast out of the toaster so she stuck a knife in it while it was still on.
#156 to #155 - Flaminggator (10/06/2012) [-]
did she died
User avatar #157 to #156 - brendanc (10/06/2012) [-]
she no died
User avatar #161 to #157 - uzzwick (10/06/2012) [-]
when was u when sistir did died
i was besid her
in kitshen
she stik knife in mikrowav
''no''
User avatar #163 to #161 - charv (10/06/2012) [-]
lik dis if u cri evertim
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