Side-Blotched Lizard. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.. Lizard The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics: The mange , blue , and yellow th lizard mating habit i am a blue forever alone
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Side-Blotched Lizard. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.. Lizard The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics: The mange , blue , and yellow th

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.

Lizard
The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics:
The mange , blue , and yellow throated.
The may is pumped with and his main focus is to have a huge
territory and as many females as possible. h he will pretest the females. he doesnt ferm
shag er bug lasting bonds with anti dyf them, can beat the blue threatens male get his
wring.
The blue throated male is smaller, has less testt: in him, and only has at Emmy big
h fer we female whom he forms a strong band with., Like the wage throated male he
will protect her and try to tklt eff attackers until she' s safe.
Lastly there' s the yellow. threatned male whee seine closely resembles the females' and has he
territory tta his mum. He lives in the outskirts at the Orange threated male' s territory where he
with the females. Because the wage threatens mate doesnt spend much time
with the females they em; ha around territory and have he problem mating with another
male. The female who has bcm ed with a blue tamatea male however doesnt want ta be
to him and will tum the yellow threaten! dawn.
So it is like is game tyt : Change beats blue. blue beats yellow, and geller
beats mmg.
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#12 - angeredyeti ONLINE
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(10/05/2012) [-]
**** even the drawings are getting more action than I am.
**** even the drawings are getting more action than I am.
#96 to #12 - Mrdannyman
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(10/05/2012) [-]
Maybe it's because you're in the angry dome.
#24 to #12 - SnugglyWuggly
Reply +56
(10/05/2012) [-]
Have you tried...

Going outside?
#28 - carnagejc
Reply +137
(10/05/2012) [-]
But..

I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue!
#53 to #28 - grogovic
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#50 to #28 - jakedatank
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(10/05/2012) [-]
... i didnt get it
#64 to #50 - notmutzaki
Reply +6
(10/05/2012) [-]
Eiffel 65 - Blue
#45 to #28 - reggaemortis
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(10/05/2012) [-]
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#40 to #28 - Kirbyman ONLINE
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(10/05/2012) [-]
#201 to #28 - Pompano
Reply +1
(10/06/2012) [-]
Holy ****, its been a while since I've seen one of those references.
#39 to #28 - mushrooooms
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(10/05/2012) [-]
GOD DAMN YOURE A GENIUS!
#42 to #28 - krazzykidd
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(10/05/2012) [-]
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#101 - bemmo
Reply +58
(10/05/2012) [-]
That orange throated guy is ******* red.
#134 to #101 - anon
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(10/06/2012) [-]
speckledorped
#103 to #101 - gravityfalls
Reply +1
(10/05/2012) [-]
thank u i knew i wasnt going crazy!
#106 to #101 - coldfusion
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(10/05/2012) [-]
I think your monitor needs re-calibrating, it is orange o.o
#142 to #106 - satrenkotheone
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(10/06/2012) [-]
He's rorange.
#127 to #101 - SuperPWNED
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(10/06/2012) [-]
#58 - christchex
Reply +43
(10/05/2012) [-]
As a colorblind person.... I found this hard to figure out.
#139 to #58 - wiljones
Reply +9
(10/06/2012) [-]
thats to bad here let me help you with this image it says "i love the color blind"
#77 - buttwhipe
Reply +30
(10/05/2012) [-]
mfw I hate everyone.
mfw I hate everyone.
#83 to #77 - masterfluffydubs
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(10/05/2012) [-]
thank you for that, hahaha
#82 to #77 - drawesomeballs
Reply +7
(10/05/2012) [-]
me too.   
   
mfw
me too.

mfw
#141 - randomlyici
Reply +28
(10/06/2012) [-]
I honestly think blue wins in all situations. He's the one who seems happy and is the one that has the mate that will not be unfaithful to him. Mean while, the yellow and the orange are sharing the females.
I honestly think blue wins in all situations. He's the one who seems happy and is the one that has the mate that will not be unfaithful to him. Mean while, the yellow and the orange are sharing the females.
#172 to #141 - Tunaa
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Assuming any of this was could effectively be used. It holds some truth but by far is just unreliable to compare yourself to any of it as you will undoubtedly screw yourself over in the end because you will misconstrued which exactly one you are.
#104 - maximusboy
Reply +26
(10/05/2012) [-]
then there's me
the purple throated that is extinct because it doesn't brees
#105 to #104 - maximusboy
Reply +6
(10/05/2012) [-]
breed*
#114 to #105 - anon
Reply 0
(10/05/2012) [-]
*Bread.
#119 to #114 - anon
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
*tread
#174 to #119 - anon
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(10/06/2012) [-]
*/thread
#116 to #114 - anon
Reply 0
(10/06/2012) [-]
*breid
#212 to #116 - sefercil
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(10/06/2012) [-]
*bled
#157 - thisotherdude
Reply +24
(10/06/2012) [-]
You forgot the pale Side-Blotched Lizard, these are the strange anti-social bastards who spend all day hiding in dark holes mocking all others even though he's only seen females in real life from a distance.

You know, like many of the users on FJ.
#178 to #157 - neelix
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Pales would have become extinct long ago ;)
#183 to #178 - thisotherdude
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(10/06/2012) [-]
Evidently not for some odd reasons.
#215 to #183 - sefercil
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(10/06/2012) [-]
they have the ability to change gender temporarily and search for the cock of another. problem is, everyone is now related and mutations are starting to form.
they have the ability to change gender temporarily and search for the cock of another. problem is, everyone is now related and mutations are starting to form.
#121 - mrblatherblather
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(10/06/2012) [-]
"Sneak breed" sounds a lot like rape
#199 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +22
(10/06/2012) [-]
And then there's me.   
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too ******* fat for anyone else to fit in.
And then there's me.
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too ******* fat for anyone else to fit in.
#203 to #199 - captnpl
Reply +6
(10/06/2012) [-]
At least there's always room for another twinkie.
#204 to #203 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +5
(10/06/2012) [-]
Always.