Side-Blotched Lizard. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.. Lizard The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics: The mange , blue , and yellow th lizard mating habit i am a blue forever alone
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Side-Blotched Lizard

Side-Blotched Lizard. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.. Lizard The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics: The mange , blue , and yellow th

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.

Lizard
The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics:
The mange , blue , and yellow throated.
The may is pumped with and his main focus is to have a huge
territory and as many females as possible. h he will pretest the females. he doesnt ferm
shag er bug lasting bonds with anti dyf them, can beat the blue threatens male get his
wring.
The blue throated male is smaller, has less testt: in him, and only has at Emmy big
h fer we female whom he forms a strong band with., Like the wage throated male he
will protect her and try to tklt eff attackers until she' s safe.
Lastly there' s the yellow. threatned male whee seine closely resembles the females' and has he
territory tta his mum. He lives in the outskirts at the Orange threated male' s territory where he
with the females. Because the wage threatens mate doesnt spend much time
with the females they em; ha around territory and have he problem mating with another
male. The female who has bcm ed with a blue tamatea male however doesnt want ta be
to him and will tum the yellow threaten! dawn.
So it is like is game tyt : Change beats blue. blue beats yellow, and geller
beats mmg.
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User avatar #28 - carnagejc (10/05/2012) [-]
But..

I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue!
#45 to #28 - reggaemortis ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #28 - jakedatank (10/05/2012) [-]
... i didnt get it
User avatar #64 to #50 - notmutzaki (10/05/2012) [-]
Eiffel 65 - Blue
#201 to #28 - Pompano (10/06/2012) [-]
Holy **** , its been a while since I've seen one of those references.
User avatar #39 to #28 - mushrooooms (10/05/2012) [-]
GOD DAMN YOURE A GENIUS!
#42 to #28 - krazzykidd ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
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#12 - angeredyeti (10/05/2012) [-]
****		 even the drawings are getting more action than I am.
**** even the drawings are getting more action than I am.
User avatar #96 to #12 - Mrdannyman (10/05/2012) [-]
Maybe it's because you're in the angry dome.
User avatar #24 to #12 - SnugglyWuggly (10/05/2012) [-]
Have you tried...

Going outside?
#101 - bemmo ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
That orange throated guy is ******* red.
#134 to #101 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
speckledorped
#103 to #101 - gravityfalls (10/05/2012) [-]
thank u i knew i wasnt going crazy!
#106 to #101 - coldfusion (10/05/2012) [-]
I think your monitor needs re-calibrating, it is orange o.o
User avatar #142 to #106 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
He's rorange.
#58 - christchex (10/05/2012) [-]
As a colorblind person.... I found this hard to figure out.
#139 to #58 - wiljones (10/06/2012) [-]
thats to bad here let me help you with this image it says "i love the color blind"
#77 - buttwhipe (10/05/2012) [-]
mfw I hate everyone.
mfw I hate everyone.
User avatar #83 to #77 - masterfluffydubs (10/05/2012) [-]
thank you for that, hahaha
#82 to #77 - drawesomeballs (10/05/2012) [-]
me too.   
   
mfw
me too.

mfw
#157 - thisotherdude (10/06/2012) [-]
You forgot the pale Side-Blotched Lizard, these are the strange anti-social bastards who spend all day hiding in dark holes mocking all others even though he's only seen females in real life from a distance.

You know, like many of the users on FJ.
#178 to #157 - neelix (10/06/2012) [-]
Pales would have become extinct long ago ;)
User avatar #183 to #178 - thisotherdude (10/06/2012) [-]
Evidently not for some odd reasons.
#215 to #183 - sefercil (10/06/2012) [-]
they have the ability to change gender temporarily and search for the cock of another. problem is, everyone is now related and mutations are starting to form.
they have the ability to change gender temporarily and search for the cock of another. problem is, everyone is now related and mutations are starting to form.
#141 - randomlyici (10/06/2012) [-]
I honestly think blue wins in all situations. He's the one who seems happy and is the one that has the mate that will not be unfaithful to him. Mean while, the yellow and the orange are sharing the females.
I honestly think blue wins in all situations. He's the one who seems happy and is the one that has the mate that will not be unfaithful to him. Mean while, the yellow and the orange are sharing the females.
User avatar #172 to #141 - Tunaa (10/06/2012) [-]
Assuming any of this was could effectively be used. It holds some truth but by far is just unreliable to compare yourself to any of it as you will undoubtedly screw yourself over in the end because you will misconstrued which exactly one you are.
#104 - maximusboy (10/05/2012) [-]
then there's me
the purple throated that is extinct because it doesn't brees
#105 to #104 - maximusboy (10/05/2012) [-]
breed*
#114 to #105 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
*Bread.
#119 to #114 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
*tread
#174 to #119 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
*/thread
#116 to #114 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
*breid
User avatar #212 to #116 - sefercil (10/06/2012) [-]
*bled
#199 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
And then there's me.   
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too 			*******		 fat for anyone else to fit in.
And then there's me.
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too ******* fat for anyone else to fit in.
#203 to #199 - captnpl (10/06/2012) [-]
At least there's always room for another twinkie.
#204 to #203 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Always.
#75 - bluwizard ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Then there's you, the white throated lizard: who no female wants to be near, the orange throated beats to a pulp, the blue throated offers smug unusable advice to, and the yellow throated offers sympathy but no real help.
#122 - lolfire (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm blue if you leave me you die,
**** that other orange guy
he has too many wives
who **** that other yellow guy
#13 - BustaNinja (10/05/2012) [-]
Then there's the friend-zone throated lizard. He hangs around the orange territory, calling all the lady lizards sluts, and wondering why no one mates with him.
#200 - pineappletime (10/06/2012) [-]
and then there's these guys, the whiptail lizards. they're all females that reproduce asexually but like to tongue each other because lesbians.
#93 - marooned (10/05/2012) [-]
**marooned rolled a random image posted in comment #463421 at Item Discussion ** MFW I'm none of these
**marooned rolled a random image posted in comment #463421 at Item Discussion ** MFW I'm none of these
#121 - mrblatherblather (10/06/2012) [-]
"Sneak breed" sounds a lot like rape
User avatar #98 - amissingmouse (10/05/2012) [-]
This is humon's work. She is on deviant art currently.


humon.deviantart.com/art/Side-blotched-Lizard-299463271

Link to the work

humon.deviantart.com

Link to her page.
User avatar #118 to #98 - nathiuz (10/06/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#167 - tastycupcakes (10/06/2012) [-]
except yellow doesnt beat orange.
yellow beats off
#223 to #190 - anon (10/06/2012) [-]
Satellite pride.
#150 - znigga (10/06/2012) [-]

<<what this reminded me of
#61 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
and the males beat the females.
#175 to #61 - iamnotacleverman (10/06/2012) [-]
You got that right!
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