Side-Blotched Lizard. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.. Lizard The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics: The mange , blue , and yellow th
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Side-Blotched Lizard

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die.

Lizard
The has has three torrent male types who all use different tactics:
The mange , blue , and yellow throated.
The may is pumped with and his main focus is to have a huge
territory and as many females as possible. h he will pretest the females. he doesnt ferm
shag er bug lasting bonds with anti dyf them, can beat the blue threatens male get his
wring.
The blue throated male is smaller, has less testt: in him, and only has at Emmy big
h fer we female whom he forms a strong band with., Like the wage throated male he
will protect her and try to tklt eff attackers until she' s safe.
Lastly there' s the yellow. threatned male whee seine closely resembles the females' and has he
territory tta his mum. He lives in the outskirts at the Orange threated male' s territory where he
with the females. Because the wage threatens mate doesnt spend much time
with the females they em; ha around territory and have he problem mating with another
male. The female who has bcm ed with a blue tamatea male however doesnt want ta be
to him and will tum the yellow threaten! dawn.
So it is like is game tyt : Change beats blue. blue beats yellow, and geller
beats mmg.
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Submitted: 10/05/2012
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#12 - angeredyeti (10/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Fuck even the drawings are getting more action than I am.
Fuck even the drawings are getting more action than I am.
User avatar #28 - carnagejc (10/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
But..

I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue!
#101 - bemmo (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
That orange throated guy is fucking red.
#58 - christchex (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As a colorblind person.... I found this hard to figure out.
#77 - buttwhipe (10/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I hate everyone.
mfw I hate everyone.
#141 - randomlyici (10/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I honestly think blue wins in all situations. He's the one who seems happy and is the one that has the mate that will not be unfaithful to him. Mean while, the yellow and the orange are sharing the females.
I honestly think blue wins in all situations. He's the one who seems happy and is the one that has the mate that will not be unfaithful to him. Mean while, the yellow and the orange are sharing the females.
#104 - maximusboy ONLINE (10/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
then there's me
the purple throated that is extinct because it doesn't brees
#157 - thisotherdude (10/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot the pale Side-Blotched Lizard, these are the strange anti-social bastards who spend all day hiding in dark holes mocking all others even though he's only seen females in real life from a distance.

You know, like many of the users on FJ.
#121 - mrblatherblather (10/06/2012) [-]
"Sneak breed" sounds a lot like rape
#199 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
And then there's me.   
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too fucking fat for anyone else to fit in.
And then there's me.
My territory circle can only hold me, mostly because I'm too fucking fat for anyone else to fit in.
#75 - bluwizard (10/05/2012) [-]
Then there's you, the white throated lizard: who no female wants to be near, the orange throated beats to a pulp, the blue throated offers smug unusable advice to, and the yellow throated offers sympathy but no real help.
#167 - tastycupcakes (10/06/2012) [-]
except yellow doesnt beat orange.
yellow beats off
#122 - lolfire (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm blue if you leave me you die,
fuck that other orange guy
he has too many wives
who fuck that other yellow guy
#22 - antiponiesuser (10/05/2012) [-]
mfw description
#13 - BustaNinja (10/05/2012) [-]
Then there's the friend-zone throated lizard. He hangs around the orange territory, calling all the lady lizards sluts, and wondering why no one mates with him.
#200 - pineappletime (10/06/2012) [-]
and then there's these guys, the whiptail lizards. they're all females that reproduce asexually but like to tongue each other because lesbians.
-10
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#168 to #164 - answer (10/06/2012) [-]
you're fucking green. the one we don't talk about.
#93 - marooned (10/05/2012) [-]
**marooned rolled a random image posted in comment #463421 at Item Discussion ** MFW I'm none of these
**marooned rolled a random image posted in comment #463421 at Item Discussion ** MFW I'm none of these
User avatar #62 - finalkai (10/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what if i dont go for the males or females because i dislike everyone i have ever met in person?
User avatar #98 - amissingmouse (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is humon's work. She is on deviant art currently.


humon.deviantart.com/art/Side-blotched-Lizard-299463271

Link to the work

humon.deviantart.com

Link to her page.
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