Hilarity. . I broke my brothers arm while pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. Ni/ e couldn' t tell my parents we were playing Mortal Kombat because th Hilarity I broke my brothers arm while pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat Ni/ e couldn' t tell parents we were playing because th
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I broke my brothers arm while
pretending to be Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. Ni/ e couldn' t tell
my parents we were playing
Mortal Kombat because they
would think video games were a
bad influence and they' d take I u,, t/''
them away. .-satr". f
So we told them we were acting
out a scene from The Bible,
hoping they' d take that away.
watch my hour special fer free CE / firesquire
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder
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(10/05/2012) [-]
if my family werent' so religious I'd Facebook the **** outta this
#3 to #1 - anon id: 94088120
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grow balls
User avatar #37 to #1 - iliketires
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Unless they would actually kick you out of the house for that, it shouldn't matter. You're allowed to have your own beliefs.
User avatar #101 to #1 - Fgner
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www.thehypertexts.com/no%20hell%20in%20the%20bible.htm

For the love of God, show them this. It's not sacrilegious (okay maybe a little bit), it's informative.
User avatar #7 to #1 - anonymoosy
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What can they do? Tell you you're going to hell?

Although hell does sound pretty scary
User avatar #97 to #7 - slyve
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(10/05/2012) [-]
Maybe it's scary, but the company is great.
#19 to #1 - grogovic
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(10/05/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Do it, post the pics as proof.
User avatar #6 to #1 - tankeruber
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(10/05/2012) [-]
Do it.
Post pictures.
**** families.
(Unless they can take your computer away/you are 10, then it's not worth it.)
#13 to #1 - salsawin
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Do it anyway.  My family is pretty dang religious, but this is in good taste--I think even my grandpa would think this was funny.
Do it anyway. My family is pretty dang religious, but this is in good taste--I think even my grandpa would think this was funny.
User avatar #2 to #1 - burnitall
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Do it anyway, it will be funny.
#10 to #1 - kvimik
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(10/05/2012) [-]
do it faggot!
#4 to #1 - SquishyHaribo
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#11 to #4 - bitchplzzz
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bigger one
User avatar #14 to #11 - XxXRoxasXxX
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(10/05/2012) [-]
I imagined this guy repeating himself but only louder on your picture.
User avatar #23 to #11 - floopdawhoop
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All I could think was "Bigger ******."
User avatar #108 to #23 - sefercil
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you got me thinking gigga *****.
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#75 to #4 - dragonock
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#85 to #75 - ismellnewfag
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Heres another
#124 to #85 - SquishyHaribo
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that just wasn't funny
that just wasn't funny
User avatar #20 - joemand
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(10/05/2012) [-]
Is there a part in the Bible that specifically promotes violence? Let's be honest with ourselves, Mortal Combat obviously does whether it be directly or indirectly.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Bible ask to keep from violence.
User avatar #76 to #20 - joemand
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Lol wow butthurt Funnyjunk. I was simply asking a question, but apparently the fact that I accidentally said "combat" is more important.

So allow me to comment. Yes, the law of Moses commands adulterers to be stoned. However, what you fail to mention is that Jesus says “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Then some of you bring up the Book of Leviticus. It's really just a book of laws which also describes the punishment for breaking them. Any society has its own set of punishments for breaking it's laws.
User avatar #55 to #20 - digitalxxx
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This is funnyjunk, not ReligionJunk
User avatar #63 to #20 - princebroken
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dude the bible has got to have some in there
User avatar #118 to #20 - thatsmevictory
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Maybe the part where...
"he shall be stoned to death."
"she shall be stoned until dead."
"they shall stone him to death"
"death by stoning."

My religion encourages rockfights. If that's not violence I dunno what is.
User avatar #123 to #118 - joemand
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Scroll down and look at my comment ********.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4142988/Hilarity/76#76
#39 to #20 - slamerz
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well you know, except for the part about stoning sleeping someone if you're not married, or being gay then sure.
User avatar #72 to #20 - defeats
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Don't be a douche bag, God asked Abraham to kill his son.
And did you not get the joke?
User avatar #74 to #20 - Tyranitar
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I suppose the part where God drowned everyone but Earth except one small family of old people, whom he forced to build a giant boat, wasn't meant to be considered kinda violent?
#92 to #74 - natedawwgg
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what this ************ said right here
User avatar #48 to #20 - kanatana
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I specifically remember everything that Job had worked for, his family, his land and property, being destroyed in the course of a bet between Satan and God.

Where is your God now?
#67 to #20 - ragged
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What the **** is Mortal Combat? Do you perhaps mean the fighting game series Mortal Kombat?
What the **** is Mortal Combat? Do you perhaps mean the fighting game series Mortal Kombat?
User avatar #58 to #20 - neoexdeath
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Anybody ever notice that all this **** about gays and violence is in Leviticus? I don't know who the **** this Leviticus dude was, but he needed some serious antidepressants.
User avatar #59 to #20 - galkawhm
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Stone kids for disobeying their parents.
User avatar #24 to #20 - natedimes
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Uhm, I think you need to check out Leviticus...
User avatar #26 to #24 - cabbagemayhem
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Leviticus...that is what came to mind when you thought about biblical violence? Try reading the books you comment on.
#27 to #26 - natedimes
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It was just an example. Either way, it proves my point.
It was just an example. Either way, it proves my point.
User avatar #32 to #27 - cabbagemayhem
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Eh, not really. Leviticus is pretty much a book of laws. Any violence in it should be just punishments for breaking laws, which any civilized society does. Leviticus just seems to be becoming a catch-all.
User avatar #33 to #32 - natedimes
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Punishment doesn't have to be violent.

User avatar #38 to #33 - cabbagemayhem
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No, it doesn't, yet prison rape is a joke in our society. "Law-breakers deserve it" is the consensus. The incarceration system itself is subtly even worse. We lock people in small rooms for years without any form of real stimuli. A form of psychological torture itself. I would rather be whipped. Incarceration is one crime I didn't find promoted in the bible.
User avatar #45 to #38 - natedimes
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How does any part of what you said, disprove that Leviticus promotes violence?
User avatar #50 to #45 - cabbagemayhem
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I should have been more clear, and maybe I brushed off your reference to Leviticus too readily. I'm not saying Leviticus doesn't promote violence, it does. I'm saying that it's pretty much expected, as violence has been the primary practice in dealing with law-breakers since forever. That may not be apparent to everyone who hasn't been on the wrong side of the justice system.
User avatar #52 to #50 - natedimes
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At the end of the day, that dude implied that the Bible doesn't promote violence, I gave him solid evidence as to how it does. I have no idea what your problem was in the first place.
User avatar #54 to #52 - cabbagemayhem
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It just seemed like bad example of violence, because violence against criminals is generally expected. Technically, though, it is violence, so I'm sorry.
User avatar #36 to #20 - uhidk
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>Mortal Combat
>Combat
>C

No.
User avatar #31 to #20 - sgc
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Kings 2:23

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
#57 to #31 - neoexdeath
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Goddammit, this is what happens when our bitches are on the rag. YOU try finding some goddamn tampons in the middle of the woods. They've gotta use ******* pinecones. And THAT just makes the problem worse.
User avatar #44 to #31 - cabbagemayhem
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Now, this is biblical violence, but it's not promoting violence among humans. Someone should reference the wars, but then again, are they any less justified than our wars.
#53 to #44 - kidsquicker
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Hey man, our wars get us drums full of thick black goo. Their wars only gave them bragging rights, dusty clothes, and a couple of captured goats.   
Gif related because of your awesome name.
Hey man, our wars get us drums full of thick black goo. Their wars only gave them bragging rights, dusty clothes, and a couple of captured goats.
Gif related because of your awesome name.
User avatar #64 to #53 - princebroken
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and boom goes the cabbage poor cabbage guy
#56 to #53 - cabbagemayhem
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Heh.
It gave them a land rich in resources, and protected it.
#79 - Elderly Man
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this is how it went down, mom
this is how it went down, mom
#104 to #79 - cookedspider
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I lol'd
I lol'd
#109 to #79 - sefercil
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User avatar #115 to #79 - ahj
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>username is "Elderly Man"
>mom

seems legit
User avatar #5 - happygrowman
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the funny part is they probably told you: good jobs boys.
#43 - cancerousiguana
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Funny, I'm listening to "Chapter Four" by Avenged Sevenfold right now.

In case you didn't know, that song is about Cain and Abel
User avatar #65 to #43 - slumberdonkey
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That's actually the only song i like by them...
#81 to #43 - ninjastarthrow
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#82 to #43 - gabrielbelmont
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#112 to #43 - DrWeird
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#120 to #43 - marsupilami
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#122 to #120 - anon id: a54e0e30
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We are all mocking OP for a unnecessary comment... Your opinion is just as unnecessary
#98 to #43 - phonerstonerboner
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#77 to #43 - tickleshits
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#91 to #43 - conagheraxe
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User avatar #62 to #43 - princebroken
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ok then?
#93 to #43 - sirformidio
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#117 to #93 - Gerex
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We come in peace.
#70 to #43 - kibbleking
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#78 - grimmwaters
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Tell your mom to follow the rules of the bible.
#105 to #78 - lostwoodskid
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>Gets thumbed down for posting a bible verse
Seems legit to me
User avatar #80 to #78 - bible
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Your Mom follows my rules quite nicely.
#69 - defeats
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#84 - fuckponiseatcaviar
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******************** rolled a random image posted in comment #806314 at MLP Friendly Board **
<--------------- Explain this ****
#86 to #84 - gildedbronyi
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you appaereantly didnt play very well and got attacked by something
#73 - sweateagle
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HFW














inb4 full 1080p
#116 to #73 - ahj
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**** you I do what I want
#46 - PredatorGoblin
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Who is that guy?
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