Hilarity. . I broke my brothers arm while pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. Ni/ e couldn' t tell my parents we were playing Mortal Kombat because th
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I broke my brothers arm while
pretending to be Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. Ni/ e couldn' t tell
my parents we were playing
Mortal Kombat because they
would think video games were a
bad influence and they' d take I u,, t/''
them away. .-satr". f
So we told them we were acting
out a scene from The Bible,
hoping they' d take that away.
watch my hour special fer free CE / firesquire
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Submitted: 10/04/2012
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User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder (10/05/2012) [+] (23 replies)
if my family werent' so religious I'd Facebook the SHIT outta this
User avatar #20 - joemand (10/05/2012) [+] (37 replies)
Is there a part in the Bible that specifically promotes violence? Let's be honest with ourselves, Mortal Combat obviously does whether it be directly or indirectly.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Bible ask to keep from violence.
User avatar #31 to #20 - sgc (10/05/2012) [-]
Kings 2:23

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
#79 - Elderly Man (10/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this is how it went down, mom
this is how it went down, mom
User avatar #5 - happygrowman (10/05/2012) [-]
the funny part is they probably told you: good jobs boys.
#43 - cancerousiguana (10/05/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Funny, I'm listening to "Chapter Four" by Avenged Sevenfold right now.

In case you didn't know, that song is about Cain and Abel
#70 to #43 - kibbleking (10/05/2012) [-]
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#78 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Tell your mom to follow the rules of the bible.
User avatar #80 to #78 - bible (10/05/2012) [-]
Your Mom follows my rules quite nicely.
#84 - fuckponiseatcaviar (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**fuckponiseatcaviar rolled a random image posted in comment #806314 at MLP Friendly Board **
<--------------- Explain this shit
#86 to #84 - gildedbronyi (10/05/2012) [-]
you appaereantly didnt play very well and got attacked by something
#73 - sweateagle (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
HFW














inb4 full 1080p
#116 to #73 - ahj (10/05/2012) [-]
fuck you I do what I want
#46 - PredatorGoblin (10/05/2012) [-]
Who is that guy?
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User avatar #16 - letusbecereal (10/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One time i googled "Is god real?" and clicked the first yahoo answers result that came up. Oh god it was terrible.
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#40 - anonymous (10/05/2012) [-]
Looks like Adam Richman from man vs. food
#110 - waacson (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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