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#72 - biomedic (10/05/2012) [-]
I swear down, as soon as a location is mentioned in a post the entire population of that area appear here, to comment and let us know that they too are from there. everyone loses their minds!
I swear down, as soon as a location is mentioned in a post the entire population of that area appear here, to comment and let us know that they too are from there. everyone loses their minds!
User avatar #77 to #72 - TrickyTehDj (10/05/2012) [-]
And there's always that one guy...


"omg wut _____ state is full of faget retarts"
User avatar #183 - mffinmanu (10/05/2012) [-]
>seen most of these jokes already on funnyjunk (not complaining though, they are funny)
>decided a while ago i would try the balls one
>got pulled over for speeding on an empty road
>cop gets out and i say "are you going to invite me to the ball?"
>"shut the **** up and take the ticket"
>okay.jpg
#210 - gnarlueck (10/05/2012) [-]
Here's a canadian car chase.
Here's a canadian car chase.
User avatar #214 to #210 - planetpluto (10/05/2012) [-]
We have winter tires up here. That and no one breaks the law.
#218 to #214 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
Well played, Canada. Well played.
#235 to #214 - anon (10/09/2012) [-]
are you kidding?!? you live in canada hand have never gotten stuck? damn vancouverfags
User avatar #238 to #235 - planetpluto (10/09/2012) [-]
NS, and i never gotten stuck, but i have slid all over the place before.
#158 - yeahitsmitch (10/05/2012) [-]
Since we're gonna go ahead and post really old content :
Since we're gonna go ahead and post really old content :
#120 - lawlorax (10/05/2012) [-]
"Not so funny meow, is it?"
#150 to #120 - redwolfradolf (10/05/2012) [-]
Say what meow?
#92 - Volve (10/05/2012) [-]
If you can make a cop laugh they will work with you.
User avatar #152 to #92 - redwolfradolf (10/05/2012) [-]
I just watched some of his routines last night.
Man I love this guy.
User avatar #96 to #92 - ismet (10/05/2012) [-]
no one cares about that fat iglesias
User avatar #98 to #96 - numbertwozeldafan (10/05/2012) [-]
Dude wtf are you doing? OPINIONS? ON FJ?
#112 to #98 - jbsofinetwo (10/05/2012) [-]
you.... you can do that !!!???!?!?!?!??!
User avatar #108 to #96 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
He's not fat, he's fluffy.
User avatar #121 to #108 - Slashlord (10/05/2012) [-]
"He's not funny, he's fluffy"

*fixed
User avatar #159 to #96 - megatrollinator (10/05/2012) [-]
He's not fat. He's fluffy. Also, he's a nice guy that loves to make people laugh. Get over your own over inflated ego and keep your pointless criticism to yourself.
User avatar #109 to #96 - LookinHereWhy (10/05/2012) [-]
I do, stfu.
#106 to #96 - slowpokerfast (10/05/2012) [-]
No one cares about that orphan ismet
#126 to #96 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
I agree, he's stupid and... fat. (Only doing it so ismet can have a companion while he is sinking in red thumbs)
#161 to #126 - megatrollinator (10/05/2012) [-]
A noble cause, Anon. Green thumb for you
A noble cause, Anon. Green thumb for you
User avatar #151 to #96 - redwolfradolf (10/05/2012) [-]
He has a girlfriend, and a son, so there's two.
#74 - pongprofessor (10/05/2012) [-]
mfw everyone claims to be from Oregon
mfw everyone claims to be from Oregon
#76 to #74 - templenator (10/05/2012) [-]
Is that Peter Hollens?
User avatar #78 to #76 - pongprofessor (10/05/2012) [-]
All I know is that is Toby Turner on the left.
#79 to #78 - templenator (10/05/2012) [-]
**** , it is!
To Youtube!
User avatar #83 to #79 - crahdol (10/05/2012) [-]
I think that's from an episode of "your grammar sucks" by jacksfilms
#84 to #83 - templenator (10/05/2012) [-]
Noted.
Thank you.
#163 to #76 - ismellyourtesticle (10/05/2012) [-]
Toby Turner (Left)
Sean Klitzner (Right)
Your Grammar Sucks #20 by Jacksfilms
#177 to #163 - templenator (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you
#69 - phanact (10/05/2012) [-]
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#25 - asswhistle (10/05/2012) [-]
I live in Oregon also.
I feel like I'm with my people.
User avatar #40 to #25 - touriopalfreyman (10/05/2012) [-]
That's from Oregon? Where did the lighting come from in that picture?
User avatar #117 to #40 - thepyras (10/05/2012) [-]
The sky?
User avatar #225 to #40 - asswhistle (10/05/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** are you talking about?
#166 to #25 - sseevvee (10/05/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in japan!
Meanwhile in japan!
#125 - lazaman (10/05/2012) [-]
****		 yeah! Oregon!   
   
Its nice here..
**** yeah! Oregon!

Its nice here..
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User avatar #128 to #125 - rotosushi (10/05/2012) [-]
Fall is best season in oregon!

i live here to...
User avatar #130 to #128 - lazaman (10/05/2012) [-]
I like winter more, I live in grants Pass, and there are ALOT of forests and trees and stuff. So I get to see a bunch of evergreen covered in white snow. Its pretty.
Falls nice, but where I live there aren't that many trees that aren't ever green.
User avatar #132 to #130 - rotosushi (10/05/2012) [-]
i live in beaverton so we get like MAYBE an inch of snow that melts after three hours. and then its raining.
User avatar #134 to #132 - lazaman (10/05/2012) [-]
Bumber dude!
User avatar #135 to #134 - rotosushi (10/05/2012) [-]
yeah thats why im usually on Hood snowboarding during the winter
#145 to #125 - deliciousdee (10/05/2012) [-]
Aw, yeah
Aw, yeah
User avatar #129 to #125 - dengekisushi (10/05/2012) [-]
I went on a road trip there from Iowa to see a couple of relatives once.

Portland; it was awesome. The mountains are stunning.

I could see Mt. Hood at a distance from my hotel room; I couldn't stop staring because, well, we don't have mountains in Iowa.
#146 to #129 - ryanfitzy (10/05/2012) [-]
OMG, a fellow Iowan, I'm from CR. Lol
User avatar #153 to #146 - dengekisushi (10/05/2012) [-]
I'm from Cedar Rapids, but I'm in Ames right now, attending ISU :3

What part of CR are you from? I used to live like ten feet from Hiawatha.
User avatar #154 to #153 - ryanfitzy (10/05/2012) [-]
Kinda by Edgewood Rd.
User avatar #164 to #154 - dengekisushi (10/05/2012) [-]
Edgewood, nice--busy.
User avatar #131 to #129 - lazaman (10/05/2012) [-]
Its cool isn't it?
User avatar #133 to #131 - lazaman (10/05/2012) [-]
I actually get amazed when I see FLAT land. Like when I was going to Canada, and I saw some of the flat land they hat, it surprised me.
User avatar #136 to #133 - dengekisushi (10/05/2012) [-]
It was my first time being West any farther than Nebraska. I knew what to expect, but my expectations were way low compared to what I saw.

I was literally out of breath; it was so beautiful, especially going through northern California (stayed in Crescent City for a night).

I had never seen mountains before; I felt like I was in a different country; I like the flat land we have in Iowa, but wow, mountains were something new lol.
User avatar #160 to #129 - rolston (10/05/2012) [-]
yea we are lucky for big hills lol
#165 to #125 - yourmomiswatching (10/05/2012) [-]
How I feel when people talk about Oregon (Nobody talks about eastern Oregon, except hunters)
How I feel when people talk about Oregon (Nobody talks about eastern Oregon, except hunters)
#207 to #165 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
**** yeah roseburg!
User avatar #205 to #165 - lazaman (10/05/2012) [-]
I live in grants Pass.
User avatar #212 - JediismUser (10/05/2012) [-]
Good: A woman wants to have sex with you.
Better: It's not your wife.
Best: It's your 18 year old daughter.
#39 - dtox (10/05/2012) [-]
I once lived in Oregon, now I live in Texas.

Oh the things I would give to go back to those beautiful forests and cool weather.
User avatar #54 to #39 - kensislayer (10/05/2012) [-]
then come to washington...its better
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#13 - trollasaurisrex (10/05/2012) [-]
MFW i live in Oregon
#81 to #13 - olafskii (10/05/2012) [-]
Ah yes...Gordon Freeman..I couldnt have asked for a finer volunteer!
User avatar #184 - rapetape (10/05/2012) [-]
I live in Bend. I got pulled over by a policeman, tried to make a clever joke, made an awkward silence, and then I got a ******* ticket. I guess I'm not funny.


what the **** am I doing here?
User avatar #21 - esmebuffay (10/05/2012) [-]
Oregon sounds like a fun place to be a cop.
User avatar #23 to #21 - Aro (10/05/2012) [-]
It is.
#50 to #23 - pimplecheese (10/05/2012) [-]
Not. It is not. I live here for the beach, That's it. Picture unrelated.
#110 to #50 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
Our beaches suck..The only fun one is Ape Rock because of its sand dune.
#65 to #21 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (10/05/2012) [-]
I do not like my local police force. They've been doing a lot of harassing of the teenagers.
User avatar #73 to #65 - esmebuffay (10/05/2012) [-]
That's typical, especially when they're bored. I've lived in a few different places in my life and that seems to be a constant.
#206 - zanshin (10/05/2012) [-]
Resolution, I..
#113 - ninetwenty (10/05/2012) [-]
A Norwegian comercial... Similar to the first story :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pTxycr9N90
#208 - anon (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't he prove his own point by walking away...
#170 - lonelyboy (10/05/2012) [-]
that last one, damn.
that last one, damn.
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