Worth the read. . So I had been staying at my girlfriends house for around a month now. I' m abit of a neat freak so one day I noticed my toothbrush had been mo
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So I had been staying at my girlfriends
house for around a month now. I' m abit of a
neat freak so one day I noticed my
toothbrush had been moved around tho I
didn' t use it out of fear that her brother had
messed around with it. I go back a day later
to check on it again and saw a brown
smudge on the handle, was this **** ! I get
angry and start to plot my revenge. The next
day I head over to my grandfathers house
and get some Ghost Chilie extract, the
hottest in the world! one drop can
overpower any dish, this stuff kills. I applied
drops to the toothbrush handle and
waited. Turns out it was my ' s 12 year old
sister who had been using it as a dildo
because she had a massive crush on me.
she spent 2 days in hospital with major
burns to the anus. I felt awful but I had to
l Posta
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#13 - denoface (10/05/2012) [-]
"Wow I like my sister's boyfriend a lot. Better stick his toothbrush up my ass."   
pic semi-related
"Wow I like my sister's boyfriend a lot. Better stick his toothbrush up my ass."
pic semi-related
#19 - toxickooties (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
♪"And it burns, burns, burns, The Ring of Fire, The Ring of Fire..." ♪
#2 - scareragnarok (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
relevant
#46 - vorrundenaus (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I honestly had no idea 12 year old girls were trying anal, so allow me to be old for one second, WHAT THE 						****					 IS HAPPENING TO THE YOUTH!?
I honestly had no idea 12 year old girls were trying anal, so allow me to be old for one second, WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING TO THE YOUTH!?
#29 - chocopockey (10/05/2012) [-]
What the hell! If you like a guy don't go shoving his things up your anus!

Unless it's his dick
#138 - paintballplayer (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Toothbrush...?  As a dildo...?  In the ASS???
Toothbrush...? As a dildo...? In the ASS???
#4 - rawpedobearraw (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - salsawin ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Zoidberg has precisely what she needs.
#125 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
How the **** do you get burn wounds from chilli?
User avatar #127 to #125 - gemnesys (10/05/2012) [-]
Apply some to a toothbrush and stick it up your ass, and find out for yourself.
#28 - pickingAnameSUCKS (10/05/2012) [-]
< HFW putting it in
#246 - sniffythebird (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #146 - basstard (10/05/2012) [-]
That sure is a hot ass.
#217 - cometfire (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Win.   
   
He shouldn't feel bad at all.
Win.

He shouldn't feel bad at all.
#241 - Kirbyman (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Am I the only one who feels bad for the young girl?

Yes, its kinda wrong, but its also that age. And suddenly she's facing the worst pain of her life.
#5 - idividedbyzero (10/04/2012) [-]
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#124 - pharoahemonch (10/05/2012) [-]
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#26 - chickwithdick (10/05/2012) [-]
**chickwithdick rolled a random image posted in comment #908734 at MLP Friendly Board **

<--- This is going up your ass.
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