Elderly man dies. Was fooling around with an aging program online, and this idea came to mind.. MES [IF [Ill] ME SCIENTISTS rry. I wanted to write a story based on this a while ago... A man given the chance to live 1 million years before he dies, and immediately jumps on the opportunity.
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Elderly man dies

Was fooling around with an aging program online, and this idea came to mind.

MES [IF [Ill] ME
SCIENTISTS
rry
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User avatar #7 - bluckets (10/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I wanted to write a story based on this a while ago... A man given the chance to live 1 million years before he dies, and immediately jumps on the opportunity. The sad thing about humans is that we can't comprehend scale. The story was meant to show how incredibly long 1 million years actually is.
User avatar #2 - Brass (10/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be over a hundred years old.
>On the verge of death, can barely move, talk, or eat.
>The day you are supposed to die, someone gives you the only immortality formula.
>You can no longer die, but the formula keeps you in your current weakend state forever.
>It is impossible for you to kill yourself and you are the only one that has immortality.
>Helplesly watch all of your children, grandchildren, and all your future relations die for millions of years.
>Eventually the Sun heats up and expands, killing everyone on Earth except you.
>The Sun reaches Earth and you are forced to endure millions of years of intense heat and pressure.
>The Sun finally goes Super Nova and you are jetisoned across space, forced to float through the dark and cold for billions of years, alone.
>Eventually an alien race finds you and takes you to their home planet.
>Desiring the secret to immortality, they lock you in a testing chamber and subject you to hundreds of years of painful testing.
>A smile comes across your face because you know this world will eventually explode, and the cycle will start over.
>A tear drops down your cheek, becuase you know that this is your destiny and fate.
>After dying at age one hundred, immortality is its own hell.
User avatar #6 to #2 - RoxasKH (10/05/2012) [-]
You're immortal not indestructible.
If the sun ever reached the earth your body would turn to ash :/
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#22 - momiji (10/05/2012) [-]
Poor Bad Luck Brain. He's older than **** and still has braces.
#16 - goobyprfavor (10/05/2012) [-]
About 250000 people die everyday aswell, so this doesnt make too much sense.
User avatar #14 - froggets (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lucky guy, Imagine all the stupid people that gets to be immortal... imagine immortal 9gagers!
User avatar #3 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
you sir, have indeed found the zenith of the bad luck brian meme
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