Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monhoe? hmm......... Jill ' A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left. -- Marilyn Mo
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Marilyn Monroe

 
Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monhoe? hmm......... Jill ' A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left. -- Marilyn Mo

Marilyn Monhoe?

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A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves
before she is left. -- Marilyn Monroe
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User avatar #15 - rubixium (10/03/2012) [-]
so basically a wise girl lies and cheats their way into a mans heart and then leaves before HE does her wrong?
#116 to #15 - anon (10/04/2012) [-]
"all men are the same"-every facebook bitch ever
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrgadams (10/03/2012) [-]
yeah basically
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User avatar #46 to #43 - gildemoono (10/04/2012) [-]
I would guess not, considering you just stole that word for word from a "quote" that was on front page a few days ago.
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User avatar #49 to #47 - gildemoono (10/04/2012) [-]
dont worry bro. happens to me all the time.
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User avatar #131 to #100 - thedramallama (10/04/2012) [-]
why is it her fault that people you don't respect quote her?
#132 to #131 - riphter (10/04/2012) [-]
good point... its the people who are dumb *****
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User avatar #162 to #151 - thedramallama (10/06/2012) [-]
ohhhhhh i get it now. the picture you posted with your comment makes a lot more sense to me now lol
#105 - Fgner (10/04/2012) [-]
I love how people quote actors and singers all the time like they are such pools of wisdom. You never hear people quote scientists (Einstein doesn't count).
User avatar #130 to #105 - thedramallama (10/04/2012) [-]
how does einstein not count you just invalidated your own argument you said no one quotes scientists then named a scientist everyone quotes...
User avatar #146 to #130 - Fgner (10/04/2012) [-]
I said Einstein doesn't count because he's pretty much the only exception. People quote him all the time.
User avatar #161 to #146 - thedramallama (10/06/2012) [-]
so people DO quote scientists all the time
User avatar #163 to #161 - Fgner (10/06/2012) [-]
Way to miss the point.
User avatar #113 to #105 - vonspyder (10/04/2012) [-]
Ide quote hawking but I dont know how to do "Creepy computer voice" font.
User avatar #111 to #105 - nucularwar (10/04/2012) [-]
I want to learn every quote Einstein said, the guy knows where his towel is
User avatar #129 to #111 - dtcdannyboy ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Search google for two seconds and you will find every quote that was ever recorded, or go to your every day smoke shop and they will have giant posters of all his quotes.
#63 - chiefecho (10/04/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#69 to #63 - copperoxideking (10/04/2012) [-]
pls let me lov u!
pls let me lov u!
User avatar #60 - kltznrj (10/04/2012) [-]
A wise girl would find better quotable source material.
#42 - steavo (10/04/2012) [-]
I ******* hate those teenage girls that try to quote Marilyn when they don't know who the **** she is.
User avatar #66 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Marilyn Monroe dying was probably a good thing for her. She would of been more of a joke if she was still alive. All she had was her looks.
User avatar #81 to #66 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
She was also considered a competent actress with decent comedic timing by her peers and directors.
#53 - jtastic (10/04/2012) [-]
**jtastic rolled a random image posted in comment #1363405 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** how i die
User avatar #61 to #53 - espegaaaa (10/04/2012) [-]
you really let yourself get killed by a pony?

Damn man you weak
#76 to #61 - poniesareghey (10/04/2012) [-]
yo man u dont even kno ***** .
User avatar #70 to #53 - copperoxideking (10/04/2012) [-]
**copperoxideking rolled a random comment #434 posted by webzu at Well Damn ** :
atleast some mummies were found with chemicals inside of them resembling the structure of canabis (only found in america back then), sorry about not having a source, saw an episode on history channel about it
your last words
User avatar #74 to #70 - jtastic (10/04/2012) [-]
**jtastic rolls 75** my age in which i died at
#3 - ilikeafros (10/03/2012) [-]
the reason she was depressed and as some would call a 'whore' was because she was sexually abused and spent the majority of her childhood in foster homes and being passed around relatives (most of whom didn't want her there so she felt rejected) and her mother was mentally unstable.
User avatar #4 to #3 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
So? We all have **** that me go through, but most of us don't act whiney as **** .
User avatar #6 to #4 - onceman (10/03/2012) [-]
Yeah tell me more about how you got sexually abused and no one in your family wanted to take care of you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
First you tell me how there's no reason for you to not commit suicide other than 3 failed attempts.
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (10/03/2012) [-]
I actually think there is no reason to commit suicide.
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
Is there a reason not to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - onceman (10/03/2012) [-]
Because other people love you and whatever problem you have won't last forever.
User avatar #50 to #10 - EdwardNigma (10/04/2012) [-]
What about cancer thats going to kill you in 3 months?

That would last forever. Might as well get it the **** over with.

I'm sorry, I was born as the king of smartasses.
User avatar #71 to #50 - dengekisushi (10/04/2012) [-]
You're not the kind of smartasses, you're just a douche.
User avatar #11 to #10 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
Well, that works for you, doesn't apply to me. Carry on.
User avatar #17 to #11 - DoggyBouncer (10/03/2012) [-]
I think you should just kill yourself. People who are whiney and bitchy about life are weak because they can't handle their ******* problems.
User avatar #89 to #17 - paintmered (10/04/2012) [-]
Boy, that escalated quickly.
User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
I'm not whining. I've gotten over that. I'm just kinda pissed off.
User avatar #19 to #18 - DoggyBouncer (10/03/2012) [-]
Then get pissed and handle your problems like a ******* man.
User avatar #20 to #19 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
You mean forgetting them in the bottom of a bottle of whiskey? Been there, done that, probably going to do it some more.
User avatar #21 to #20 - DoggyBouncer (10/03/2012) [-]
No, faggot. I mean go out. AND HANDLE YOUR ******* PROBLEMS. Quit running away like a scared little bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
That would require extensive plastic surgery, and I don't have the time or money for that.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DoggyBouncer (10/03/2012) [-]
Again, you're running away from your problems.
User avatar #25 to #23 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
Ok, you tell me how to handle being ridiculously ugly, bad knees, bad acne (even though I'm too old for that **** ), most people I know hating me, and any girl that doesn't hate me has said to my face that I'm too ugly to ever get a girlfriend, let alone married?
User avatar #26 to #25 - DoggyBouncer (10/03/2012) [-]
Figure it the **** out.
User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot (10/03/2012) [-]
Well, you're about as much help as my psychiatrist that became an hero in the middle of one of our sessions.
User avatar #29 to #27 - sniffalot (10/03/2012) [-]
You're worse than a pathetic whiney teenage girl that wants attention..
User avatar #28 to #27 - DoggyBouncer (10/03/2012) [-]
You don't get anywhere with people helping you out all the time. Figure **** out by yourself for once
User avatar #91 to #27 - paintmered (10/04/2012) [-]
I know you're just messing with us at this point.
User avatar #34 to #25 - cannibislover (10/03/2012) [-]
Lower your standards and find someone as ugly as you then. Then live happily evver after. (You may not want to have kids though)
User avatar #41 to #34 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've tried that. Very, very bad experiences there. I think I'll just stick with prostitutes and whiskey.
User avatar #56 to #41 - ddemiddon (10/04/2012) [-]
you're a very depressing person
#62 to #56 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2012) [-]
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Wow, out of replies. This really is a huge ass conversation.
User avatar #64 to #62 - ddemiddon (10/04/2012) [-]
i didn't know there was a limit
User avatar #58 to #56 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2012) [-]
I try.
#59 to #58 - ddemiddon (10/04/2012) [-]
well you shouldn't i found you a monkey to cheer you up
well you shouldn't i found you a monkey to cheer you up
User avatar #35 to #34 - cannibislover (10/03/2012) [-]
ever*
User avatar #51 to #21 - EdwardNigma (10/04/2012) [-]
...What if my problems are "Me and my family could be kicked out of this house because the owners are jew ******* "?

How do I solve that?
User avatar #55 to #51 - ddemiddon (10/04/2012) [-]
1. **** bitches
2. get money
in that order
User avatar #14 to #11 - windorigins ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
because, once again, when you try suicide, that's because the pain it cause you to imagine the pain you'll cause to the eople close to you is really minimal compared to the pain you're coping in you're situation. So, just go amay and forget about everything in your life. If nothing is better than what you are going through, then anything is better. So stop complaining, live by yourself and flee your life. Suicide is fleeing. But fleeing and living is better.
tl;dr: stop bitching.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ilikeafros (10/03/2012) [-]
and it effects people in different ways, unfortunately it affected her more than it would someone else.
User avatar #103 to #4 - organicglory (10/04/2012) [-]
youre a ****** faggot
just letting you know
fag
User avatar #44 - killermuffin (10/04/2012) [-]
I think we can all agree that Marilyn Monroe is an undeserving whore. She doesn't deserve all this fame and attention for being a slut...
User avatar #73 to #44 - andalitemadness (10/04/2012) [-]
I thought she was a pretty good actress. A lot of the movies she was in were good. Have you seen any? The main one I'm talking about is Seven Year Itch. It was pretty funny.
User avatar #150 to #73 - killermuffin (10/04/2012) [-]
I saw one movie that she was in. It had something to do with her being a scientists assistant and he turned himself into a monkey or something weird like that.
#13 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
a wise girl stays in the kitchen to make goddamn sammiches.
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User avatar #135 to #96 - theaceofthespade (10/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter who the person is - bad advice is bad advice. That was bad advice, and that person was proving it.
User avatar #140 to #96 - tylosaurus (10/04/2012) [-]
A friend once told me.

Men and women are like keys and locks.

A good key opens many locks, but a bad lock is opened by many locks.

Psst, mne are the keys and locks are the women.
#149 to #140 - souleaterevans (10/04/2012) [-]
Dear diary: tylo can't brain.
User avatar #114 to #96 - vonspyder (10/04/2012) [-]
if it was a man wede call him....Elvis.
User avatar #104 to #96 - Deeticky (10/04/2012) [-]
I think men who have lots of random sex are whores too....Sex is meant to express love, not for random pleasure with other sluts.
#108 to #104 - anon (10/04/2012) [-]
Let's not believe in slut shaming. If people want to go and have sex with other people (as long as no cheating is involved) I say let them. If it's not something directly affecting you or harming others, it shouldn't matter whether someone else is having sex for love or pleasure. Everyone has different views and feelings about sex. Male or female.
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User avatar #112 to #110 - DrSalvador (10/04/2012) [-]
if it's no one's business then keep it to yourself
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#142 - marsupilami (10/04/2012) [-]
<--- related
#115 - couchpillow (10/04/2012) [-]
Wait, why would anyone feel the need to insult one of the hottest, coolest actresses ever to grace the movie screen? I'm not getting buttmad here, I just don't get it.
User avatar #134 to #115 - theaceofthespade (10/04/2012) [-]
Because that's bad, paranoid advice that she gave, and that "insult" proves it.
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#33 - danniegurl (10/03/2012) [-]
that unneeded comma in the last comment bothers me.
that unneeded comma in the last comment bothers me.
User avatar #36 to #33 - mbeehkitty (10/03/2012) [-]
Unneeded? Really?
Grammar nazi get yo **** together man.
User avatar #37 to #36 - danniegurl (10/03/2012) [-]
"this guy, is my hero"
the comma is definitely not needed.
Uses of the comma:
1. Use commas to separate items in a series.
2. Use commas to separate two or more independent clauses joined by coordinating conjunctions.
3. Use commas between coordinate adjectives.
4. Use commas to separate nonrestrictive modifiers.
5. Use commas to separate appositives that are not essential to the meaning of the sentence.
6. Use commas to separate adverbs and short parentheticals that are not essential to the meaning of the sentence.
7. Use commas after prepositional phrases and clauses that precede the main clause.
8. Use commas to separate alternative or contrasted coordinate phrases.
9. Use commas to transition between quotations.
10. Use commas in dates, geographical places, numbers, personal titles, direct addresses, and brief interjections.

If he wanted to create a pause, he should have written, "this guy...is my hero."
User avatar #86 to #37 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
An ellipsis is a pretty significant pause. A comma is acceptable for a quick breath's worth of pause.
User avatar #39 to #36 - weinerdick (10/04/2012) [-]
You dun goof'd
User avatar #40 to #39 - mbeehkitty (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm talking about the "unneeded". It's unnecessary.
#90 to #40 - danniegurl (10/04/2012) [-]
both are correct, actually.
User avatar #119 - neogrungist (10/04/2012) [-]
Does anyone else here support the theory that JFK had her killed?
User avatar #126 to #119 - YUSEIWHAT (10/04/2012) [-]
It's kind of hard to say, it's a big possibility though.
User avatar #138 to #119 - phatsno (10/04/2012) [-]
I've looked into it. Sounds crazy at first but it's an interesting theory. :o
User avatar #80 - gigascythe (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm really sick of people calling Marilyn a slut and calling her a good for nothing whore. No but like seriously, you guys don't know what the **** your talking about though. You don't know the slightest thing about her. She was sexually abused as a child, was forced to marry at 16, yes granted she wasn't perfect but if you even the most basic things about her, you'd see how much she loved her fans, and especially how much she loved children, how much she wanted to be a mother. Yes she did do things that we are not proud of, but she really was a truly nice person, she was eaten alive by Hollywood. Might I remind you by the way, that she died because of an overdose given to her by the media to keep her calm so that she could keep working, because in Hollywood's mind all she was was a hot piece of ass.
User avatar #99 to #80 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/04/2012) [-]
She was a stupid spoiled brat who happened to be pretty.

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User avatar #82 to #77 - cycloneclone (10/04/2012) [-]
make up your own comments
User avatar #84 to #77 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
See #83.
#88 to #84 - pancakeswag (10/04/2012) [-]
Here use this bro
#94 to #88 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, Broseidon, King of the Brocean, I will.
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