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I killed a duck once. BIG ******* DEAL!

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1: Hung Dong. Chinese martial arts expert. Approach with caution.
2: Mary The Temptress. Has complete control ayer the Pheromones her body is discharging. Only
allow contract with castrati.
S: Hebrews. Can make her forehead spontaneously combust with no damage to herself.
4: Smiley. What her teeth cannot cut through, the acidic saliva will dissolve.
S: Helga. Her grip can crush diamonds.
S: One Eyed Jim. What the empty eye socket holds, nobody knows - whoever gazes into it gees
mad. Speculation has it it' s a gateway into a parallel universe.
I Munster. His forehead ranks 11 en scale of mineral hardness. He has been observed using
it as a pneumatic hammer.
S: Beavis. Can dodge anything and moves with blurring speed, albeit in a very twitchy manner.
S: The Living Ham. Regenerates any lest tissue with twice the lest mass.
10: Beaker. Can increase her ewn mass at will, with are detriments to herself.
11: Gaye Girl. is capable of communicating with primates - their intelligence increases tenfold
when in contact with her.
12: Confused Pete. Can change mathematical constants at will just by thinking about them - The
reasen pi momentarily became S in the summer of TS.
The Snout. She can protrude serrated, stainless steel tusks out of her mouth at will. E'en if
broken, they will regenerate.
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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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#8 - albaek (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'll just leave this here
User avatar #3 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/03/2012) [-]
send me to hell
#16 - mikebetrolling (10/04/2012) [-]
Im crying Im laughing so hard. Ill be seeing all of you in hell I suppose
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (10/03/2012) [-]
holy **** this is gold.
#18 - anon (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Gun to your head, which one do you **** ?
User avatar #17 - nitrofire (10/04/2012) [-]
Lost it at Nobrows.
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#11 - zerokelvin (10/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - thatscrewedupkid (10/04/2012) [-]
i am going to hell
#9 - newfieninja (10/04/2012) [-]
I ******* LOST it at confused pete. First time I had a genuine laugh attack on fj in about 6 months. We need more of this **** on the site, it's just absolute gold.
#4 - vaskaduzea (10/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**vaskaduzea rolls 28**
#2 - jabbathesmut (10/03/2012) [-]
A1 A 						*******					 1
A1 A ******* 1
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