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I CPL Wiseass 10/ 02/ 12/( Tue) 20: 40: 15 No. 9
File: 134923’ -1815158. png-( 312 KB, 553x526, )
is 2 weeks after sim training
is sgt Phillips acts like nothing is wrong
is wants to do daily room inspections at 0500 every morning
is don' t have to be in formation for PT until 0620
is i don' t get up until 0600
is door is no **** kicked at aam by sgt P
is What The Absolute **** !
is open door and sgt P pushes my door open mobbing my toe in the process
is looks around my room
is sgt P: ''I' m going to be inspecting your room everyday at 0500! be ready and outside of your door!"
is "ls there a jar of peanut butter around your dick? Because you are ******* nuts!"
is I' m not about to wake up an hour early for him so I plot a way to prank him so he never bothers me again
is next morning
is Get the pound on the door
is answer the door in rolled up spandex, a wig cap, a pink feathered scarf, my junk tucked between my legs, and dancing to techno
while applying chap stick to my mouth saying:
is "Would You **** me? I' d **** me."
is Sgt P face when
is he never knocks on my door again
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#3 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
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#2 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (10/03/2012) [-]
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#7 - partieshard (10/03/2012) [-]
Hey monk
monk
it puts the lotion on its skin monk
#1 - nyawgga (10/03/2012) [-]
MFW
#32 - gtmfp (10/03/2012) [-]
**gtmfp rolled a random image posted in comment #259171 at Anime & Manga ** that was a grand story!
**gtmfp rolled a random image posted in comment #259171 at Anime & Manga ** that was a grand story!
User avatar #43 to #32 - jokeface (10/04/2012) [-]
He mentioned techno music, so...related!
User avatar #37 - scostil (10/03/2012) [-]
i lost it at the jar of peanut butter
User avatar #39 to #37 - flabthegreat (10/04/2012) [-]
Same here bro.
#26 - lolerbot (10/03/2012) [-]
What's the guy in the picture? He looks really familiar I just can't remember it. (pic unrelated)
User avatar #46 to #26 - kanatana (12/22/2014) [-]
Definitly the general from Fifth Element.
#27 to #26 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
the general from fifth element
User avatar #28 to #27 - lolerbot (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh thank you.
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#4 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #4 - qchrisman (10/03/2012) [-]
try Silence of the Lambs just sayin bro
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#10 to #8 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 to #10 - qchrisman (10/03/2012) [-]
yah, great movie
+1
#12 to #11 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38 - anon (10/04/2012) [-]
And here I was about to verbally discipline you for disrespecting your superiors.

But....

Good ******* job, man.
User avatar #45 - noobofdoom (10/07/2012) [-]
oh god im dying XD
User avatar #44 - landartheconqueror (10/04/2012) [-]
dude, what?
User avatar #13 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
Sounds like something Skippy would do.
#17 to #13 - Visual (10/03/2012) [-]
No, jesoos would do it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - anog (10/03/2012) [-]
What about Oats?
User avatar #16 to #14 - lexivex ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
+1 for Criken
User avatar #18 to #16 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
For who?
User avatar #19 to #18 - lexivex ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Criken, Oats, and Skippy. They are a funny group of people who play games on youtube. Look em up, if you're into that kind of thing
User avatar #21 to #19 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. I was thinking of Skippy's List, this. skippyslist.com/list/
User avatar #22 to #14 - snipster ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
I like Martz the best
User avatar #24 to #22 - anog (10/03/2012) [-]
Join ABF Mumble.
Check ABadFeeling Steam group for details.
User avatar #25 to #24 - snipster ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh God, i haven't been on Steam in forever
User avatar #15 to #14 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
Is that similar to Skippy's list? If so, link me lol
User avatar #33 to #13 - therealpokemon (10/03/2012) [-]
Dammit change your profile picture you're ******* with my mind.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
When Funny Junk is in ashes, then you have my permission to whine.
User avatar #35 to #34 - therealpokemon (10/03/2012) [-]
When you have washed you hands, only then do you have my permission to dine.
User avatar #36 to #35 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
When you have washed your car, then you have my permission to shine.
#20 to #13 - thatguythatlaughs (10/03/2012) [-]
holy 			****		 its a profile picture, those off set lines always confused the 			****		 out of me
holy **** its a profile picture, those off set lines always confused the **** out of me
User avatar #23 to #20 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [-]
XD apologies! I changed it a while ago, but changed it back. Hey, it's funny.
User avatar #29 to #23 - thatguythatlaughs (10/03/2012) [-]
also ive been using fj for awhile now but i cant figure out for the life of me how to upload a profile picture
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