/k/ - CPL Wiseass. . I CPL Wiseass 10/ 02/ 12/( Tue) 20: 40: 15 No. 9 File: 134923’ -1815158. png-( 312 KB, 553x526, ) is 2 weeks after sim training is sgt Phil k
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I CPL Wiseass 10/ 02/ 12/( Tue) 20: 40: 15 No. 9
File: 134923’ -1815158. png-( 312 KB, 553x526, )
is 2 weeks after sim training
is sgt Phillips acts like nothing is wrong
is wants to do daily room inspections at 0500 every morning
is don' t have to be in formation for PT until 0620
is i don' t get up until 0600
is door is no **** kicked at aam by sgt P
is What The Absolute **** !
is open door and sgt P pushes my door open mobbing my toe in the process
is looks around my room
is sgt P: ''I' m going to be inspecting your room everyday at 0500! be ready and outside of your door!"
is "ls there a jar of peanut butter around your dick? Because you are ******* nuts!"
is I' m not about to wake up an hour early for him so I plot a way to prank him so he never bothers me again
is next morning
is Get the pound on the door
is answer the door in rolled up spandex, a wig cap, a pink feathered scarf, my junk tucked between my legs, and dancing to techno
while applying chap stick to my mouth saying:
is "Would You **** me? I' d **** me."
is Sgt P face when
is he never knocks on my door again
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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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#3 - elise (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - nyawgga (10/03/2012) [-]
MFW
#2 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (10/03/2012) [-]
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#7 - partieshard (10/03/2012) [-]
Hey monk
monk
it puts the lotion on its skin monk
#32 - gtmfp (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**gtmfp rolled a random image posted in comment #259171 at Anime & Manga ** that was a grand story!
**gtmfp rolled a random image posted in comment #259171 at Anime & Manga ** that was a grand story!
User avatar #13 - kanatana (10/03/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Sounds like something Skippy would do.
#20 to #13 - thatguythatlaughs ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
holy 						****					 its a profile picture, those off set lines always confused the 						****					 out of me
holy **** its a profile picture, those off set lines always confused the **** out of me
User avatar #37 - scostil (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i lost it at the jar of peanut butter
#26 - lolerbot (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What's the guy in the picture? He looks really familiar I just can't remember it. (pic unrelated)
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User avatar #45 - noobofdoom (10/07/2012) [-]
oh god im dying XD
User avatar #44 - landartheconqueror (10/04/2012) [-]
dude, what?
#38 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
And here I was about to verbally discipline you for disrespecting your superiors.

But....

Good ******* job, man.
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