Life Goals. not OC. all credit goes to poorlydrawnlines.com. St Wm. I HOPE To Saf In tta LIFETIME warm ct: -m. MOM! I'M DONE! WIPE ME! separate by commas
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#24 - asongulol (10/03/2012) [-]
MOM! I'M DONE! WIPE ME!
#27 to #24 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
Used to scream that **** out to my parents while in the bathroom of a crowded restaurant.
User avatar #46 to #27 - LegititmateKyle (10/03/2012) [-]
>At a restaurant with my family
>little brother is a few years old, and he needs to use the restroom
>escort him there, and he takes care of business
>runs out of the bathroom and runs across the restaurant yelling "MOMMY KYLE DIDN'T WIPE ME"

God why....
#9 - Wumbologist (10/03/2012) [-]
All I've ever wanted to do with my life is shout, with appropriate context, "I AM the law!!!!!!"
All I've ever wanted to do with my life is shout, with appropriate context, "I AM the law!!!!!!"
#12 to #9 - blakjack (10/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #9 - misterkinz (10/03/2012) [-]
******* yes
#125 - mdalsbowser (10/03/2012) [-]
FIXED
User avatar #74 - gameshredder (10/03/2012) [-]
I want to be able to say "It's over... It's finally over..."
#79 to #74 - ndiliciousa (10/03/2012) [-]
It is
It is
User avatar #111 to #79 - spartusee (10/03/2012) [-]
Source?
User avatar #77 to #74 - cupcakedevourer (10/03/2012) [-]
And crumble to the ground, quietly sobbing.
#57 - blubblablub (10/03/2012) [-]
the one thing i hope to say in my lifetime
#58 to #57 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Sorry, are you trying to steal my LINE?!
User avatar #71 to #57 - wacemindu (10/03/2012) [-]
I say that just before I have sex.
#53 - faithrider (10/03/2012) [-]
i have actually said "and so it begins!" but none of the others... another one i want to say (when someone understands the joke)
#59 - matralith (10/03/2012) [-]
Read the panels before I read the title above them... didn't understand a thing.
Read the panels before I read the title above them... didn't understand a thing.
#63 to #59 - thepastryistrue (10/03/2012) [-]
Exactly.
Exactly.
User avatar #129 - comentator (10/03/2012) [-]
**comentator rolled a random comment #580855 posted by areyounineyet at Item Discussion ** :
It was ******* beautiful you shut your whore mouth


What I hope to say in my lifetime
User avatar #161 to #129 - areyounineyet (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh...this is awkward
User avatar #139 to #129 - getownedbroski (10/03/2012) [-]
**getownedbroski rolled a random comment #1002475 posted by stonedaddy at MLP Friendly Board ** :
*hugs back* I think if not for you and wolfy being so nice to me when I came to 13 I would have left 5ever and been a frontpage browser
What I hope to say
#140 to #139 - getownedbroski (10/03/2012) [-]
Why the 			****		 do I always roll something related to ponies...
Why the **** do I always roll something related to ponies...
#119 - mdalsbowser (10/03/2012) [-]
use it
User avatar #137 to #119 - heroicvenom (10/03/2012) [-]
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
#114 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (10/03/2012) [-]
#85 - fuzionsauce (10/03/2012) [-]
"Follow that monkey!"

Not if I can help it.
#47 - alucardshellhound (10/03/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Finnish milk ad **
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Finnish milk ad **
#54 to #47 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh god... I think that gif is from Eiken... the most terrifying anime in the world..
#60 to #47 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
I'm ok with this.
#23 - shodaihokage (10/03/2012) [-]
<--- What i've wanted to shout my whole life is "Open Fire!!!" and have hundreds of battleships proceed to bombard a target
#146 - infernalinsolence (10/03/2012) [-]
**infernalinsolence rolled a random image posted in comment #12002 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** My life goal maybe?
#42 - olelicious ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
I don't always say intelligent and well thought out things.


But when i do, it's when i'm having discussions in my head
User avatar #19 - artjunk ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Y'know... you could just... say them....

....alone....

....in and empty room....

then sob quietly to yourself
#134 - fatdudeee (10/03/2012) [-]
**fatdudeee rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at silly humans **
User avatar #16 - RugbyKing (10/03/2012) [-]
How I'll do it:
(Year is 2030, spaceships are normal)
Son: "Dad I Have something to tell you..."
Dad (me): "What?"
A wild Space Monkey appears!
*make space monkey steal my son, who I have conveniently named Mars *
>"FOLLOW THAT MONKEY!"
>"QUICKLY: TO THE SPACESHIP!"
*Keira Knightley is already my gf, due to alpha"
Her: "Honey, where are you going!?" :'(
>I love you, Keira Knightly, but Mars needs me.
Her: "Please don't go, you are the only thing that is able to satisfy me in every way"
>This is my destiny.
Her: "Be careful!!!!! " :'''(
*On spaceship, launch into impossible adventure into cosmos*
>Me: "And so it begins..."
*Rescue son and bring him home*
Son: "Thanks dad! You are the best for saving me!"
Me: "No problem son. What was it you wanted to tell me?"
Son: " I'm seeing someone, his name is Jeff"
Me: "WHHYYYYYY!?"
#56 - gevaudan (10/03/2012) [-]
"Now that you've got the laxatives, it's time to get the explosives."
+3
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