How I met your mother. . I 19 hours ago near Bellingham t, The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married.
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How I met your mother

I 19 hours ago near Bellingham t,
The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone,
while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip club, gets
wasted, and ends up going home with one ofthe dancers, who
happens to be a single mother. The morning alter, as Ted
prepares for the walls: of shame, he walks out to find the woman' s
two kids on the couch. They ask: how this random
stranger in their house knows their mom. Ted, being his socially
awkaward self, tells these two random children his entire life story,
leading up to HUME HE MET THEIR MOTHER.
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#7 - Big Josh (10/02/2012) [-]
So, at first, I thought it was a different Mosby... Even more awkward when he fit in the story...
So, at first, I thought it was a different Mosby... Even more awkward when he fit in the story...
#34 to #7 - Big Josh (10/03/2012) [-]
Maybe that's why he always put up with Zac and Cody...
User avatar #93 to #34 - ddemiddon (10/03/2012) [-]
this deserves more thumbs
#117 to #34 - dsand (10/03/2012) [-]
sorry for being a buzzkill..
#22 - EmoHairflip (10/02/2012) [-]
Except that you learn in the last couple of seasons that he met his wife at Barney's wedding. Also, there's a clip of the future when they're at a reunion (the episode where Ted and Lily think they madeout in college), and (at about 40), they go and smoke pot, and he asks "Haha, where's my wife?" and they end the episode giggling.
User avatar #24 to #22 - vaginalentry (10/02/2012) [-]
**** wait which episode is that it was great and now i cant remember it and im sad
User avatar #31 to #24 - mikek (10/03/2012) [-]
its called how i met everyone else

its when hes dating blah blah and she gets pissy cu he told them they met on WOW
#32 to #22 - clamian (10/03/2012) [-]
SPOILER ALERT ************ !
User avatar #54 to #32 - supamonkey (10/03/2012) [-]
It's not really a spoiler as it doesn't say "that woman is your mother/my wife" nor do they show the woman's face on camera (I think they show the back of her head, but that's it), it's just a teaser, not a spoiler.
User avatar #33 to #32 - EmoHairflip (10/03/2012) [-]
If you haven't watched it up to date, I highly recommend doing so. :)
User avatar #53 to #22 - ADepressedHobo (10/03/2012) [-]
I thought that was obvious o.o
#112 to #22 - TedMosby (10/03/2012) [-]
I meet her after Barney's wedding not at the wedding itself.
#120 to #112 - EmoHairflip (10/03/2012) [-]
You, sir.   
You are a God.
You, sir.
You are a God.
User avatar #111 - TedMosby (10/03/2012) [-]
Thanks for spoiling it asshole.
User avatar #116 to #111 - TheBarneyStinson (10/03/2012) [-]
I know, right? Though, to be honest, it's much better than where I thought you'd end up.
#79 - theredchocobo (10/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #8 - Midirr (10/02/2012) [-]
Then why would he constantly tell those kids about "their uncle Barney/Marshall" and "their aunt Robin/Lilly"?
#9 to #8 - teddysbawz (10/02/2012) [-]
He is still half cut?   
(GIF semi-related)
He is still half cut?
(GIF semi-related)
#10 to #8 - pariahlol (10/02/2012) [-]
"gets wasted"
#13 to #8 - rgarnett (10/02/2012) [-]
None of those "Aunts/Uncles" are actually blood related to Ted Mosby, so it could be just him going on about them
User avatar #16 to #13 - chubberbrother (10/02/2012) [-]
The kids still know who they are though.
#59 to #16 - rgarnett (10/03/2012) [-]
Touche.
#57 - HunterAsesino (10/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #57 - ThaJewBoy (10/03/2012) [-]
I cant ever decide, Robin or Lilly.....
User avatar #63 to #61 - CapnInterwebz (10/03/2012) [-]
whycantwehaveboth.jpg
User avatar #64 to #63 - ThaJewBoy (10/03/2012) [-]
Cause life is a cunt and doesn't work like that... :(
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User avatar #81 to #80 - ThaJewBoy (10/03/2012) [-]
Definitely going to bang one of them
Definitely never gunna bang one of them?
Make your choice.
#85 to #61 - FuckYourSofa (10/03/2012) [-]
I'm in love with lily's actress. I'm not sure what her name is, but if I could choose any person in the world , I'd **** her.
#142 to #85 - usaisnotamerica (07/30/2013) [-]
Alyson Hannigan
User avatar #62 to #57 - ThaJewBoy (10/03/2012) [-]
Like.....To bang...
User avatar #97 to #57 - guynamedtristan (10/03/2012) [-]
saved! thanks you
User avatar #6 - zaywoot (10/02/2012) [-]
So that "joke" about him meeting their mom at a stripclub wasnt actually a lie?...



Damn...
#26 - iowndemostest (10/02/2012) [-]
That makes sense, other than the fact that when he tells these stories to his kids he refers to his friends as "your Aunt Robin" or "Uncle Marshall"
That makes sense, other than the fact that when he tells these stories to his kids he refers to his friends as "your Aunt Robin" or "Uncle Marshall"
User avatar #115 - TheBarneyStinson (10/03/2012) [-]
Ted, you magnificent bastard. Single to the end!
#45 - elnathaniel (10/03/2012) [-]
what if it turns out that future ted already had a family with 3 daughters and lived with his best friend and brother in law? oh wait...(btw far left)
#49 to #45 - gravityfalls (10/03/2012) [-]
love that show!!!! :)
User avatar #56 to #45 - metajunky ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
thanks for pointing out that picture. not sure any person could possibly see it
User avatar #91 to #56 - tepeniam (10/03/2012) [-]
By far left, he meant Bob Saget, who voices old Ted.
#78 - hipsophobadon (10/03/2012) [-]
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That would be the biggest plot twist ever...
#69 - creosote (10/03/2012) [-]
I would in all honesty love this to be the ending. Plus it would actually make more sense for him to be talking about all of this random 			****		 to two people he's never seen before than his own kids.
I would in all honesty love this to be the ending. Plus it would actually make more sense for him to be talking about all of this random **** to two people he's never seen before than his own kids.
User avatar #76 to #69 - ooants (10/03/2012) [-]
Those two kids always did look a little... Confused.
#88 to #76 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
You wouldn't after your father continues to tell a life long story for hours?
and hours
and hours.



...and hours.
#119 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
They continuously call him 'dad' so **** off.
User avatar #2 - kanatana (10/02/2012) [-]
Had to spoil it, didn't you?
#86 - colonelbyers (10/03/2012) [-]
Only on season 2 will never watch this the same
#30 - theguywithnopants (10/03/2012) [-]
I need to watch this show!!!!!
I need to watch this show!!!!!
User avatar #35 to #30 - dirigiblequixote (10/03/2012) [-]
You really don't.
User avatar #36 to #35 - theguywithnopants (10/03/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #39 to #36 - hmficjustinbieber (10/03/2012) [-]
It has it's fun moments, but if you actually give a **** about who ted marries then you will miss most of the comedy of the show. I've watched it since the beginning and it makes me so mad sometimes. If you want to watch it, I won't stop you, but it's honestly a waste of time.
#55 to #36 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
It goes downhill after season 5.
User avatar #42 to #36 - dirigiblequixote (10/03/2012) [-]
It's a poorly written, unfunny show on par with The Big Bang Theory. Most of the "jokes" simply revolve around Neil Patrick Harris's character (Barney? I'm pretty sure it's Barney) being SO GOOD WITH GIRLZ OMG LIEK YOU GUISE LOOKIT.

Every episode is the same combination of Barney picking up women to the point of stupidity, paired with some plot about the other characters that never fails to be utterly unamusing.

It's a comedy show that isn't funny, and is often aggressively unfunny. Not really much more to say, aside from the fanbase who worship NPH like he's the second coming of christ entirely because of his role on the show.

Plus, Community, 30 Rock, and Parks and Recreation exist, and are all infinitely better than How I Met Your Mother. You could spend time far better by watching those.
#51 to #42 - pooflinger (10/03/2012) [-]
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#46 to #42 - spacetequila (10/03/2012) [-]
And your opinion is wrong.
#47 to #46 - dirigiblequixote (10/03/2012) [-]
If you say so.
#87 to #42 - paperluigigatxl (10/03/2012) [-]
Atleast he logged in and said it like a man.
#65 to #42 - sircool (10/03/2012) [-]
all this coming from a brony.
#89 to #42 - phonerstonerboner (10/03/2012) [-]
All of your "favorite" shows are all very unfunny, insulting liberal shows (I'm an independent). All of those shows only appeal to overly liberal critics and liberal hipsters like yourself who doesn't really like the show but feels watching it makes them sound more cultured. And yes, many like it due to NPH. And does that matter? Seriously, I'm not a fan of HIMYM but I know when someone's being an obvious prick.
User avatar #50 to #30 - notannonymous (10/03/2012) [-]
First buy some pants!
#37 to #30 - ekhemm (10/03/2012) [-]
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#103 - DjRicky (10/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #125 to #103 - hammerfell (10/03/2012) [-]
This is the mother.
User avatar #58 - ilovecher (10/03/2012) [-]
I've never really seen this show...so I thought it was talking about Moze from
Ned's Declassified school survival guide until the end :/
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