How I met your mother. . I 19 hours ago near Bellingham t, The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married.
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How I met your mother

I 19 hours ago near Bellingham t,
The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone,
while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip club, gets
wasted, and ends up going home with one ofthe dancers, who
happens to be a single mother. The morning alter, as Ted
prepares for the walls: of shame, he walks out to find the woman' s
two kids on the couch. They ask: how this random
stranger in their house knows their mom. Ted, being his socially
awkaward self, tells these two random children his entire life story,
leading up to HUME HE MET THEIR MOTHER.
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#140 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/03/2012) [-]
**HURLEYSURFERDUDE rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Flawless idea ** How I met their mother.
**HURLEYSURFERDUDE rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Flawless idea ** How I met their mother.
User avatar #141 to #140 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (10/03/2012) [-]
At a comedy club.......
User avatar #138 - lithuaniabest (10/03/2012) [-]
>BE ME
>FROM LITHUANIA
> **** ESTONIA!
>ESTONIA IS A PIECE OF UGLY **** .
>EVERY ONE IN ESTONIA ARE A BUNCH OF DIRTY *******
>LONG LIVE LITHUANIA! BEST AND GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!


>EVERYBODY LOVES LITHUANIA.
>MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IN EUROPE, AND VERY COOL IN THE WORLD
>ESTONIA IS BORING, STUPID AND VERY MUCH HIGH CRIME RATE.
>PEOPLE IN ESTONIA HATE YOU AND KILL YOU.


COME TOURISTS VISIT AMAZING LITHUANIA NOT DISGUSTING ESTONIA .

>ESTONIA KNOW WE BETTER.
>BE PRIME MINSTER OF ESTONIA , ANDRUS ANSIP.
>ON JUNE 3/ 2010 SAY “We have ambitions to become better than Lithuanians”
>COOL STORY BRO. TOO BAD THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

YOU ARE LAME ESTONIA, AND YOU KNOW IT!

LITHUANIAN PRIDE, REPRESENT!!!!!
THUMB HIM DOWN USER:ESTONIANPRIDE
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User avatar #135 - HSkieth (10/03/2012) [-]
What about aunt robin??????
#134 - potatotown (10/03/2012) [-]
no.... it cant be
no.... it cant be
#133 - anonymous (10/03/2012) [-]
thats ******* awesome, but he directly mentions he has a wife in the 2030 scenes multiple time and his kids call him dad
#130 - tacblack (10/03/2012) [-]
Brilliant.
#128 - niggerlips (10/03/2012) [-]
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #419 at The Cannonball ** there mother
User avatar #124 - phoenix grinder (10/03/2012) [-]
stripper mommy must have had some kickass blow if she was in the bathroom long enough for him to tell such a story
User avatar #123 - The Fonz (10/03/2012) [-]
Omfg I'm from Bellingham, Washington also.
#119 - anonymous (10/03/2012) [-]
They continuously call him 'dad' so **** off.
#118 - darkjustifier (10/03/2012) [-]
Wow I thought all the friends would have one big orgy and one of the girls would end up pregnant with Barney's daughter but Ted claims it to be his they get married and that's How I thought he met their mother.
User avatar #115 - TheBarneyStinson (10/03/2012) [-]
Ted, you magnificent bastard. Single to the end!
#114 - rabaneristo (10/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #111 - TedMosby (10/03/2012) [-]
Thanks for spoiling it ******* .
User avatar #116 to #111 - TheBarneyStinson (10/03/2012) [-]
I know, right? Though, to be honest, it's much better than where I thought you'd end up.
User avatar #109 - victoryismine (10/03/2012) [-]
Nope. Shut up. Nope.
User avatar #108 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/03/2012) [-]
The real mother is barneys half sister.
User avatar #129 to #108 - chism ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Wayne Brady? gross
User avatar #107 - Crusader ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Wait, is this the truth?
I don't watch much TV.
#105 - liftplus ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
**liftplus rolled a random image posted in comment #907230 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw
**liftplus rolled a random image posted in comment #907230 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw
User avatar #104 - shakosports (10/03/2012) [-]
That was the actual ending?! How ******* long was Ted at that house?!
User avatar #122 to #104 - whatwhen (10/03/2012) [-]
8 years telling a story
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