facebook (99). . Friends, please text the following message to my phone: Dear , In your haste to abscond with my stolen phone you dropped your wallet. I now hav
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Friends, please text the following message to my phone:
Dear ****** ,
In your haste to abscond with my stolen phone you dropped your
wallet. I now have possession of the following: cash, 1 pre-
paid VISA giftcard from Aunt Dana with a declared value of ,
four credit cards (only one of which has secure chip technology},
two debit cards, Social insurance Card, Health Card, Dover' s
Licence, School Identity card and among other things two
condoms (both of which are expired, shocking). I will be standing
at the exact spot you grabbed my phone at exactly 5: and
will exchange all of the above (less which we' ll call the
Asshole Fine") for my phone, you can also expect a lecture about
how one can go about being a 'grown ass mam' ifyou do not
appear I will give your credit cards and anything else of value to
homeless people and turn the rest of your wallet into police who i
trust will locate you In rather short order.
Thanks, - - (the angry bitch whose phone you just stole)
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#1 - deusinsanus (10/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What if the wallet was also stolen?
User avatar #3 - warbob ONLINE (10/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
First thought : WIN

Second thought : thief appears with a weapon, keeps the phone, gets back his own stuff,robs you all over again , potentially kills you.Smart move Mr.Facebook hero
#20 - CottonTail (10/02/2012) [-]
>Be a mugger   
>Mug a bloke for his wallet   
>See dumb bitch loosely slinging new iphone 5   
>OMG WANT THAT 						****					   
>Grab that 						****					   
>Drop mugged wallet in haste   
>See these texts   
>Mfw
>Be a mugger
>Mug a bloke for his wallet
>See dumb bitch loosely slinging new iphone 5
>OMG WANT THAT ****
>Grab that ****
>Drop mugged wallet in haste
>See these texts
>Mfw
#8 - dmagen (10/02/2012) [-]
> me running one day to a meeting im really late to
> i spot something and stop only to find an awesome smartphone on the ground with no one around
> decide to call to one of the owner friends after the meeting
> as i get home about 2 hours later, i remember the phone i found and go to call one of the owner friends
> the second i look at the phone i see 20 messages all telling me what and idiot i am and informing me that the owner thinks she got my wallet and is threatening me to give it back or she will give away all that is in the wallet.
> quickly check my pants, wallet still there
> ************* .jpg
> decides to give that bitch who hardly even gave me a chance to call her before telling all her friends to send all those messages a lesson.
> do nothing knowing that she is going to give a man credit card and money to complete strangers and than go to the police.
> **** you bitch next time ask nicely
#51 - spacetequila (10/03/2012) [-]
How do you drop your wallet while stealing a phone? I don't even...
#97 - blastizard ONLINE (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And then he brings a weapon and takes his wallet.
User avatar #36 - gemleonn ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Atleast she was lucky enough to have Bad Luck Brian steal her phone.
#67 - waffies ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
I was waiting to see "4 minutes ago by iPhone 5"
#26 - lmOldGreg (10/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
< What I'd do when the thief appeared.
< What I'd do when the thief appeared.
User avatar #13 - biggrand (10/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what if it isnt his wallet, and she just accidentally stole someone else's
#16 to #13 - abbraxys (10/02/2012) [-]
What if he stole someone else's wallet and planted it there intentionally to throw her off course?
What if he stole someone else's wallet and planted it there intentionally to throw her off course?
User avatar #23 - awesomenessdefined (10/02/2012) [-]
And then she found it in her purse.
#40 - applearny (10/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
bich is goin to get stabt an she cat do anythin abot it becus oboma tuke or guns away :((((((((((((((
#45 to #40 - unknownx (10/03/2012) [-]
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#48 - articulation (10/03/2012) [-]
Watch, she actually just dropped her phone between the couch cushions, and found that wallet on the ground....Wait, what am I saying? Females who flip out on Facebook like that don't go more than 30 seconds without their phone.
#108 - friendlysniff (10/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Why doesn't she use her new money to (credit cards and all) to buy a new phone. Does her phone even surpass the value of what's in that wallet? I mean, she didn't mention it was an iphone even. Shut off your phone, buy new one with credit cards, keep cash, spend debit card, throw away ****** wallet after you squeez the **** out of that card.
User avatar #114 to #108 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Its not about the phone.

Its about sending a message

That guy who stole his phone was a prick. This guy wanted to get back at him.
#96 - monkeywithafez (10/03/2012) [-]
But mah Drug dealers don't accept credit cards!
#90 - niggersaurus (10/03/2012) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #904795 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW ******* repost
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User avatar #22 to #18 - PrismaLowell (10/02/2012) [-]
Your name suits you just fine
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User avatar #34 to #28 - dehfurk (10/02/2012) [-]
Someone stole this person's phone, so the person is asking a friend to text the phone that exact message. The thief must have dropped their wallet and now the victim is in possession of some items that are FAR more valuable than the phone in this case.
#95 - valve (10/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How does she know it was the robber's wallet and not a wallet from another guy that the robber intended to throw at her?
How does she know it was the robber's wallet and not a wallet from another guy that the robber intended to throw at her?
#82 - shadowconspiracy (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
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