facebook (99). . Friends, please text the following message to my phone: Dear Fucker, In your haste to abscond with my stolen phone you dropped your wallet. I n facebook (99) Friends please text the following message to my phone: Dear Fucker In your haste abscond with stolen phone you dropped wallet I n
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Friends, please text the following message to my phone:
Dear Fucker,
In your haste to abscond with my stolen phone you dropped your
wallet. I now have possession of the following: cash, 1 pre-
paid VISA giftcard from Aunt Dana with a declared value of ,
four credit cards (only one of which has secure chip technology},
two debit cards, Social insurance Card, Health Card, Dover' s
Licence, School Identity card and among other things two
condoms (both of which are expired, shocking). I will be standing
at the exact spot you grabbed my phone at exactly 5: and
will exchange all of the above (less which we' ll call the
Asshole Fine") for my phone, you can also expect a lecture about
how one can go about being a 'grown ass mam' ifyou do not
appear I will give your credit cards and anything else of value to
homeless people and turn the rest of your wallet into police who i
trust will locate you In rather short order.
Thanks, - - (the angry bitch whose phone you just stole)
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