They have a point. Made me laugh. A little. On the inside.. if you were born in the 90' s and you dent have a this group Stay strong . Have butt sex . Not only
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They have a point

They have a point. Made me laugh. A little. On the inside.. if you were born in the 90' s and you dent have a this group Stay strong . Have butt sex . Not only

Made me laugh. A little. On the inside.

if you were born in the 90' s and you dent have a this
group
Stay strong . Have butt sex . Not only will it prevent teen pregnancies ,
but it will ensure that we went have to have those rough peeps . You
know the mes that make peer eye water. It will just a out.
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#1 - kingofkodos (10/02/2012) [-]
He actually has a really good point there :)
#2 to #1 - kanatana (10/02/2012) [-]
True.

Spider-Man thread.
#17 - madhattergirl (10/03/2012) [-]
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
#20 to #17 - thecakeislegit (10/03/2012) [-]
All of my wat
#80 - Userjames (10/03/2012) [-]
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #548 at Hole in the floor ** my face during buttsex
#82 to #80 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
Somewhat related.
#38 - Flfootball (10/03/2012) [-]
mfw i am a 90's kid
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#78 - atma ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
But those are far and away the best poops imaginable.
#55 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2012) [-]
It also means you tear your rectal muscles and from then on, can't control when or where you ****
User avatar #33 - whycanticaps (10/03/2012) [-]
too bad anal is illegal in canada if you are under the age of 18 or not married
User avatar #57 to #33 - smashingprodigy (10/03/2012) [-]
Well, I guess you better not have anal sex in public.
User avatar #59 to #57 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
Indeed. It's illegal in America too if it's done in public. Even missionary, the most biblical of positions, is illegal when performed in public.
User avatar #62 to #59 - smashingprodigy (10/03/2012) [-]
Did you also know that defecating and urinating in a public setting is also against the law?

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User avatar #64 to #62 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
I did know this, but there are some instances where I have to wonder what constitutes a "public setting". For example, the ocean. Even the shallow part right by the beach. Say you're swimming in like the 8-feet-deep part. There's people all around. But seawater is so dirty that no one would know if you started peeing under the water. You could probably even drop a deuce and no one would notice as long as it's not a floater.
User avatar #65 to #64 - smashingprodigy (10/03/2012) [-]
BUT... if it was a floater, you'd get everybody out of the water faster than if someone yelled "shark!"

I'd love to see that.
User avatar #67 to #65 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
Watch Caddyshack.
User avatar #68 to #67 - smashingprodigy (10/03/2012) [-]
Haha, I just saw the scene! Thank you!
User avatar #71 to #68 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
Lol no prob bro.
#56 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (10/03/2012) [-]
don't have to worry about me
User avatar #74 to #56 - rel (10/03/2012) [-]
Lots of buttsex, huh?
User avatar #63 to #56 - lolwatthe ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
I didn't know my mom used a 14 inch strap on, terrible image that isn't it?
User avatar #26 - RollerRolledRoll (10/03/2012) [-]
Video semi-related: http://www.youtube com /watch?v=b2iwCQilJ0w
User avatar #22 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to those that like it, but anal is just gross.

Would you stick your dick in **** ? No? Then don't stick it in the one place it comes from.
User avatar #27 to #22 - ZenMacros (10/03/2012) [-]
Or the recipient can just take a shower.
User avatar #28 to #27 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
Showers don't remove **** from your ass.
User avatar #32 to #28 - ZenMacros (10/03/2012) [-]
>turn shower on
>open butthole
>point it towards the shower head
>?????
>PROFIT
User avatar #34 to #32 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
Would you lick an asshole?

I wouldn't put my dick in anything I wouldn't put my tongue in.
User avatar #54 to #34 - thethreegeekid (10/03/2012) [-]
I'm not even sure how that would work...
I should probably watch porn more.
User avatar #66 to #54 - thethreegeekid (10/03/2012) [-]
Well...
I barely watch porn because having half of the screen being some huge throbbing cawkz annoys me.
Great endurance helps also.
User avatar #58 to #54 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
What do you mean? You've never seen that?
User avatar #37 to #34 - Blargosnarf (10/03/2012) [-]
...
...
...says you...
User avatar #35 to #34 - ZenMacros (10/03/2012) [-]
Yes, if clean of course.
User avatar #39 to #35 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
"That's how you get pink eye."
User avatar #42 to #39 - ZenMacros (10/03/2012) [-]
I thought it was from sleeping with a pillow that's been farted on?
User avatar #46 to #42 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
All you need is fecal matter in your eye.
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User avatar #43 to #41 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
The female vagina is actually quite sanitary. The lubricant a female creates in her genitalia is anti-bacterial. And while the mouth does have quite a bit of bacteria in it, it is no where near as bacterial as a place that expels fecal matter.
#48 to #43 - apeksniper (10/03/2012) [-]
Actually, since the mouth is breathing in the bacteria from the air at all times, it usually has more bacteria, poop doesn't stay at the point in the anus where the dick would go.  Only when you are right about to drop a doosie.
Actually, since the mouth is breathing in the bacteria from the air at all times, it usually has more bacteria, poop doesn't stay at the point in the anus where the dick would go. Only when you are right about to drop a doosie.
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User avatar #47 to #44 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
Jeez, all I brought up is how I don't like anal. Imagine what would happen if I brought up something important?

User avatar #50 to #47 - Vynce (10/03/2012) [-]
Say you don't like blowjobs just to see what happens...
User avatar #52 to #50 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
Well, my girlfriend does have a problem with her teeth.
User avatar #53 to #52 - Vynce (10/03/2012) [-]
lol

It's been a depressingly long time since I've known that feel.
User avatar #51 to #22 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
I want to apologize. Apparently I cause a bit of a **** storm (relative to the anus, funny...), I should probably state that I am not against people having it. Since it's not hurting anyone and they enjoy it I have nothing against it.

I simply don't like it myself.

In the same way I don't like MLP but can see why others like it, I am not against it.
User avatar #30 to #22 - bambambaby (10/03/2012) [-]
Poop doesn't just hang out in your anus, dude.
User avatar #45 to #30 - endface (10/03/2012) [-]
People are aloud to like what they like. I am not against people having it. I'm not an asshole. I just don't like it myself and find it distasteful.
User avatar #49 to #45 - apeksniper (10/03/2012) [-]
opinion+internet=/thread
User avatar #6 - Einkuh (10/02/2012) [-]
I was born in 99' and I don't have a baby and I like Nirvana, omg leik am i cool and mature for my age or wat?
User avatar #9 - smokedmeatlog (10/02/2012) [-]
if you're going to have a kid right now, shouldn't you be from the 80's?
#85 to #9 - fullbodycondom (10/11/2012) [-]
That wouldn't really prevent TEEN pregnancy, now would it?
#14 - stripeygreenhat (10/02/2012) [-]
You can get pregnant from anal sex. Sperm leaks into vagina=pregnancy.
You can get pregnant from anal sex. Sperm leaks into vagina=pregnancy.
User avatar #31 to #14 - frienderman (10/03/2012) [-]
You can also get pregnant when using a condom, but the chances are waaaaaaaaaaay less.
#40 to #14 - anon (10/03/2012) [-]
Anatomy Win right here, mates.
User avatar #7 - pepemex (10/02/2012) [-]
What's wrong with having kids while being young? Passing on our name and genes is about the only meningfull, long lasting thing we can do on earth.
User avatar #25 to #7 - ZenMacros (10/03/2012) [-]
You should mature before having a kid. Plus, it's just foolish. Have some fun before settling down, because you're not just gonna be able to do whatever you want whenever you want when you have a kid to take care of.
User avatar #83 to #25 - pepemex (10/03/2012) [-]
You will if you're a crappy parent.
#8 to #7 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
yea do you want your daughter coming home and saying she pregnant when shes 16
User avatar #84 to #8 - pepemex (10/03/2012) [-]
Yes I do, that way I get to be a grandfather. And if she doesn't marry the father the kid gets to have our last name too (Mexican here) and it passes on.
#81 - hipsophobadon (10/03/2012) [-]
When people try to talk a big game to girls at school me and all my friends in the back like...
When people try to talk a big game to girls at school me and all my friends in the back like...
#76 - unbentgodfather (10/03/2012) [-]
but i just have that face....
but i just have that face....
#75 - bdowns (10/03/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #267 at Good job, Frodo **
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User avatar #18 - furyofthestorm (10/03/2012) [-]
Why do the women get the easy poops?
Thats not fair.
User avatar #19 to #18 - jokeface (10/03/2012) [-]
Guys can too. They just gotta take it up the butt. Same price women pay. Equality, man.
User avatar #11 - outerspacebar (10/02/2012) [-]
gay sex bitch
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