They have a point. Made me laugh. A little. On the inside... He actually has a really good point there :) They have a point Made me laugh A little On the inside He actually has really good there :)
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#1 - kingofkodos
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(10/02/2012) [-]
He actually has a really good point there :)
#2 to #1 - kanatana
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(10/02/2012) [-]
True.

Spider-Man thread.
#23 to #2 - kirbeee
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(10/03/2012) [-]
#17 - madhattergirl
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
#20 to #17 - thecakeislegit
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(10/03/2012) [-]
All of my wat
#29 to #17 - frienderman
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#73 to #17 - BadDreams
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(10/03/2012) [-]
#80 - Userjames
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(10/03/2012) [-]
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #548 at Hole in the floor ** my face during buttsex
#82 to #80 - anon
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Somewhat related.
#38 - Flfootball
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(10/03/2012) [-]
mfw i am a 90's kid
#72 to #38 - taintedtruffle
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#22 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to those that like it, but anal is just gross.

Would you stick your dick in ****? No? Then don't stick it in the one place it comes from.
#27 to #22 - ZenMacros
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Or the recipient can just take a shower.
#28 to #27 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Showers don't remove **** from your ass.
#32 to #28 - ZenMacros
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(10/03/2012) [-]
>turn shower on
>open butthole
>point it towards the shower head
>?????
>PROFIT
#34 to #32 - jokeface [OP]
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Would you lick an asshole?

I wouldn't put my dick in anything I wouldn't put my tongue in.
#37 to #34 - Blargosnarf
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(10/03/2012) [-]
...
...
...says you...
#35 to #34 - ZenMacros
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Yes, if clean of course.
#39 to #35 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
"That's how you get pink eye."
#42 to #39 - ZenMacros
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I thought it was from sleeping with a pillow that's been farted on?
#46 to #42 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
All you need is fecal matter in your eye.
#54 to #34 - thethreegeekid
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I'm not even sure how that would work...
I should probably watch porn more.
#66 to #54 - thethreegeekid
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Well...
I barely watch porn because having half of the screen being some huge throbbing cawkz annoys me.
Great endurance helps also.
#58 to #54 - jokeface [OP]
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(10/03/2012) [-]
What do you mean? You've never seen that?
#41 to #22 - eros **User deleted account**
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#43 to #41 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
The female vagina is actually quite sanitary. The lubricant a female creates in her genitalia is anti-bacterial. And while the mouth does have quite a bit of bacteria in it, it is no where near as bacterial as a place that expels fecal matter.
#48 to #43 - apeksniper
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Actually, since the mouth is breathing in the bacteria from the air at all times, it usually has more bacteria, poop doesn't stay at the point in the anus where the dick would go.  Only when you are right about to drop a doosie.
Actually, since the mouth is breathing in the bacteria from the air at all times, it usually has more bacteria, poop doesn't stay at the point in the anus where the dick would go. Only when you are right about to drop a doosie.
#44 to #43 - eros **User deleted account**
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#47 to #44 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Jeez, all I brought up is how I don't like anal. Imagine what would happen if I brought up something important?

#50 to #47 - Vynce
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Say you don't like blowjobs just to see what happens...
#52 to #50 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Well, my girlfriend does have a problem with her teeth.
#53 to #52 - Vynce
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(10/03/2012) [-]
lol

It's been a depressingly long time since I've known that feel.
#51 to #22 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I want to apologize. Apparently I cause a bit of a **** storm (relative to the anus, funny...), I should probably state that I am not against people having it. Since it's not hurting anyone and they enjoy it I have nothing against it.

I simply don't like it myself.

In the same way I don't like MLP but can see why others like it, I am not against it.
#30 to #22 - bambambaby
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Poop doesn't just hang out in your anus, dude.
#45 to #30 - endface
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(10/03/2012) [-]
People are aloud to like what they like. I am not against people having it. I'm not an asshole. I just don't like it myself and find it distasteful.
#49 to #45 - apeksniper
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(10/03/2012) [-]
opinion+internet=/thread
#69 to #22 - jedic
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(10/03/2012) [-]
#33 - whycanticaps
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(10/03/2012) [-]
too bad anal is illegal in canada if you are under the age of 18 or not married
#57 to #33 - smashingprodigy
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Well, I guess you better not have anal sex in public.
#59 to #57 - jokeface [OP]
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Indeed. It's illegal in America too if it's done in public. Even missionary, the most biblical of positions, is illegal when performed in public.
#62 to #59 - smashingprodigy
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Did you also know that defecating and urinating in a public setting is also against the law?

themoreyouknow.gif
#64 to #62 - jokeface [OP]
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(10/03/2012) [-]
I did know this, but there are some instances where I have to wonder what constitutes a "public setting". For example, the ocean. Even the shallow part right by the beach. Say you're swimming in like the 8-feet-deep part. There's people all around. But seawater is so dirty that no one would know if you started peeing under the water. You could probably even drop a deuce and no one would notice as long as it's not a floater.
#65 to #64 - smashingprodigy
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(10/03/2012) [-]
BUT... if it was a floater, you'd get everybody out of the water faster than if someone yelled "shark!"

I'd love to see that.
#67 to #65 - jokeface [OP]
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Watch Caddyshack.
#68 to #67 - smashingprodigy
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Haha, I just saw the scene! Thank you!
#71 to #68 - jokeface [OP]
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Lol no prob bro.
#7 - pepemex
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(10/02/2012) [-]
What's wrong with having kids while being young? Passing on our name and genes is about the only meningfull, long lasting thing we can do on earth.
#8 to #7 - anon
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(10/02/2012) [-]
yea do you want your daughter coming home and saying she pregnant when shes 16
#84 to #8 - pepemex
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Yes I do, that way I get to be a grandfather. And if she doesn't marry the father the kid gets to have our last name too (Mexican here) and it passes on.
#25 to #7 - ZenMacros
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(10/03/2012) [-]
You should mature before having a kid. Plus, it's just foolish. Have some fun before settling down, because you're not just gonna be able to do whatever you want whenever you want when you have a kid to take care of.
#83 to #25 - pepemex
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(10/03/2012) [-]
You will if you're a crappy parent.
#16 to #7 - aBlindMoron
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(10/03/2012) [-]
#55 - lordmoldywart
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(10/03/2012) [-]
It also means you tear your rectal muscles and from then on, can't control when or where you ****
#79 to #55 - lainez
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(10/03/2012) [-]
nope
#78 - atma
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(10/03/2012) [-]
But those are far and away the best poops imaginable.
#26 - RollerRolledRoll
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(10/03/2012) [-]
Video semi-related: http://www.youtube com /watch?v=b2iwCQilJ0w
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