Genius!. . Coal m:. Directions not clear enough ended up with my dick in a light socket after backtracking from the point that I caught my ceiling fan on fire.
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#88 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [-]
[Your Alchemy skill increased to 37]
[Your Alchemy skill increased to 37]
#91 to #88 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
you deserved my thumb.
enjoy!
#92 to #88 - neededllama (10/02/2012) [-]
I didn't like Oblivion that much.
#93 to #92 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [-]
It was a really good game, but Morrowind was better.
User avatar #136 to #93 - mrawesomepotato (10/02/2012) [-]
Still think fallout is better than the elder scrolls, but I got love for both.
#229 to #93 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
I played oblivion before I played morrowing and backtracking was hell, I couldnt get used to it.
User avatar #106 to #93 - jacobhasfunnies (10/02/2012) [-]
its strange. when oblivion came out people said that morrowind gameplay was better but oblivion graphics were so much better....
same thing with oblivion v. skyrim




the elder scrolls turning into halo?
#128 to #106 - cantxcxstraight (10/02/2012) [-]
I know what you mean.
I've played Morrowind-Skyrim and honestly, it was really hard for me to get halfway past Morrowind without either getting pissed off due to cliffracers, or just straight bored. Even though, it's hard to ever really completely beat an elder scrolls game, which I have not "completely beaten one."
IMO the leveling system was jacked up in oblivion. Combat was boring, but the storylines were VERY interesting. Thieves guild, dark brotherhood, knights of the nine, main quest. Also great graphics. Big step up from Morrowind, I think.
Skyrim has great combat, great leveling system, and more tasks, and a huge area to roam. Graphics are also pretty great. Though I was never able to get into the storyline. Not even the dark brotherhood. Dawnguard was great though. I considered the main questline of Skyrim a chore.

That's my 2 cents.
User avatar #137 to #128 - jacobhasfunnies (10/02/2012) [-]
same way. the leveling system in oblivion is pretty bad. but then again it makes it a game that lasts a while. not like call of duty or fable or skyrim, hitting top level after a week of play then it just gets boring.
i think oblivion needed more side-quests like skyrim. the main quest line of skyrim is a bit tedious after the first run.
#139 to #137 - cantxcxstraight (10/02/2012) [-]
That's what I love about Elder Scrolls games. There's always so much to do in them. I got Skyrim first day it came out, and with the leveling system in it, it doesn't restrict me so much when I'm trying different skill combinations.(I once tried to make a bard who had no combat whatsoever, and thieved, enchanted and did magic tricks.(illusion) He sucked. But what did I expect?)

That being said, I have had my breaks from it, but I always come back after a couple months, and I'm still playing to this day.
User avatar #141 to #139 - jacobhasfunnies (10/02/2012) [-]
not the best for combat but what is really fun and somewhat challenging is getting a mage that only uses illusion and conjuration.
#142 to #141 - cantxcxstraight (10/02/2012) [-]
That sounds fun :P I'll probably try it once I'm finished with my brute.
User avatar #143 to #142 - jacobhasfunnies (10/02/2012) [-]
brute? heavy armor + two handed?
also i cant be the only that found making a character thats balanced in destruciton + heavy armor and a one handed weapon challenging to make
#145 to #143 - cantxcxstraight (10/02/2012) [-]
I was going to try that at first. He is heavy armor(90 something) 100 smithing 100 onehand and 100 twohand and 90 something block. But I have been on him for a while, and I never play it off master. Pledged to never switch it off. If I run into something I can't do... Ice Form+Run like hell.

The first character I ever made was light armor + destruction + one handed...
By Talos she sucked..

User avatar #278 to #145 - jacobhasfunnies (10/11/2012) [-]
real warriors use heavy armor.
User avatar #132 to #128 - jaggedherp (10/02/2012) [-]
"Main Quest Line" you mean that giant chain of fetch quests?
#133 to #132 - cantxcxstraight (10/02/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I mean. And I don't know if it's just me, but I'm an archer and really...

Shouts are useless to me.
User avatar #135 to #133 - jaggedherp (10/02/2012) [-]
I meant the main quest line of oblivion, but k. Skyrim story was pretty **** , never use shouts, but bows were better.
#138 to #135 - cantxcxstraight (10/02/2012) [-]
Oh, it wasn't really how bored I would get from constantly going in and out of the retarded stupid ass oblivion gates which were always the same. But I completed them because I just always wanted to see what happened next.
User avatar #104 to #93 - admiralen ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
tried playin morrowind several times, its horrible, explain to me whats good with it
#118 to #104 - divinedpk (10/02/2012) [-]
well lets start with the fact the storyline was more in depth on the fact you are what is said to be born into pverty i believe and become arrested to be transferred to morrowind to be reborn a god than become a slow thinking heirs bitch in oblivion and learning how to shout at people and the fact a dragon is coming to kill everyone like in skyrim. Then we have the items in the game which were more....fruity and fun and at the same time nasty looking like daedric armor was in morrowind or even bonemold(my personal favorite). Then oblivion had the stereotypical armor made out of metal and hides/skin form animals like leather same thing to skyrim but i must say ebony armor MASSIVELY improved in skyrim but besides that there was also the atmosphere of the game ranging from forestry/swampy area filled with crazy looking critters and beasts then the dead ash plains near red mountain then you had oblivion which looks if not exactly similar close to what earth looks like so theres no difference there and skyrim was the exact same thing but arctic
well lets start with the fact the storyline was more in depth on the fact you are what is said to be born into pverty i believe and become arrested to be transferred to morrowind to be reborn a god than become a slow thinking heirs bitch in oblivion and learning how to shout at people and the fact a dragon is coming to kill everyone like in skyrim. Then we have the items in the game which were more....fruity and fun and at the same time nasty looking like daedric armor was in morrowind or even bonemold(my personal favorite). Then oblivion had the stereotypical armor made out of metal and hides/skin form animals like leather same thing to skyrim but i must say ebony armor MASSIVELY improved in skyrim but besides that there was also the atmosphere of the game ranging from forestry/swampy area filled with crazy looking critters and beasts then the dead ash plains near red mountain then you had oblivion which looks if not exactly similar close to what earth looks like so theres no difference there and skyrim was the exact same thing but arctic
#121 to #104 - sidnineonefourtwo (10/02/2012) [-]
Pros

Better story
more equipment can be worn at a time ( meaning more enchants)
Better Unique weapons/items
The original werewolf you could become in Solstheim
Diversity of enemies (Not all just wild animals found in real life)
Enchanting is WAY better. You can do it yourself and don't need to hunt down a ******* table!
Spell crafting

Cons

reading
more reading
did I mention reading?
chance of failed spells and missed attacks
graphics aren't up to today's standard
fatigue bar lowers for simplest things

Way more Pros than cons so it is really worth giving another shot
User avatar #117 to #104 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [-]
Some people like it, some people don't. If you played it vanilla, I can see where you're coming from, it hasn't aged well. But with mods - it becomes a whole new game. One thing Morrowind NEEDS to get is a HD remake, and probably one with a new combat system too.
It has flaws, but so do the other Elder Scrolls games. I preferred Morrowind because of just how free the game lets you be.
User avatar #120 to #117 - admiralen ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
for one thing it was hard, you couldnt fast travel, you had to go obscene distances, barely any voiceacting and hard as **** , makes me mad when i swing my knife 15 times through a rat without it getting hit
User avatar #126 to #120 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [-]
I didn't mind the fact that it didn't have voice acting, and it did have fast travel, so long as you wanted to only travel between cities. I actually kinda liked the fact that different cities weren't linked directly to each other, so you had to get a series of connecting journeys to get to where you wanted to go. What pissed me off was stuff like the difficulty, the combat, and the fact that I earned a badass house from the Telvanni, and then they built it in the middle of nowhere.
User avatar #129 to #126 - admiralen ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
yes but i meant for instance, first mages guild quest involves getting herbs, you go for round 5 min, then over a barely passable mountain, then you search around, then you try to go back but dont find right path so you go on the other side of the mountain, then you get attacked by mobs that can take more then 15 fireballs, (one fireball then i was pretty much oom) and still have to walk back to town for bout 8 min
User avatar #131 to #129 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [-]
There were scrolls that take you back there, in the Guild Chest, along with potions and skill books. I think the game even suggests you take them.
User avatar #150 to #131 - admiralen ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
didnt see that then
User avatar #116 to #104 - kingrayne ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Nothing, I mean, its combat system was broken into **** and yet people still jack off to it and say its the best game ever.
User avatar #94 to #93 - neededllama (10/02/2012) [-]
I haven't played Morrowind. I plan on getting it for PC once I get a good computer.
User avatar #122 to #94 - admiralen ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
doubt you need a good computer, our schoolcomputers can handle it and they can barely handle web browsers
#148 to #92 - mvtjets (10/02/2012) [-]
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#95 - commentking (10/02/2012) [-]
Yeah let me just grab my mortar and pestle that i leave lying around.
Yeah let me just grab my mortar and pestle that i leave lying around.
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User avatar #127 to #95 - hadzz (10/02/2012) [-]
Well your mom has one. I saw it in her cupboards last night when I was ******* her, then I got hungry so I went looking for a snack. Borrow it from her
#151 to #127 - deantaylor (10/02/2012) [-]
OMG you are so funny and original! a mother joke! you must be the most popular kid in your school.
#164 to #127 - cammyT ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #168 to #127 - dapianoman (10/02/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#248 to #127 - ilovehitler (10/03/2012) [-]
Go back to playing call of duty.
User avatar #134 to #127 - mrawesomepotato (10/02/2012) [-]
Look at you!
User avatar #97 to #95 - gatsu (10/02/2012) [-]
I have 2 different mortars and a pestel in my room...
#110 - reactlon (10/02/2012) [-]
OP, you left out a panel.
#7 - dikslapping ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Directions not clear enough ended up with my dick in a light socket after backtracking from the point that I caught my ceiling fan on fire.
#33 to #7 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
Funniest ******* thing I've ever read, all we need is someone to post a poker face for when you significant other walks in and see's this...
User avatar #254 to #33 - paradoxfag (10/03/2012) [-]
Oh my god. Stay anon for your sake.
#44 to #7 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
how original ... faggot
User avatar #38 to #7 - joshmc (10/02/2012) [-]
what the hell happened in the picture?
#42 to #38 - ningyoaijin (10/02/2012) [-]
Someone tried to touch a wall with a red apple.
User avatar #89 to #42 - joshmc (10/02/2012) [-]
i tried that once and nearly died
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#147 to #38 - sunnydaycoffee (10/02/2012) [-]
Everything.
#178 - communistrobot (10/02/2012) [-]
I know where this is going...
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User avatar #187 to #183 - srapture (10/02/2012) [-]
The colour of your text is orgasmic.
User avatar #201 to #187 - whyisthishappening (10/02/2012) [-]
Yes
It tastes like lavender
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#124 - hypervamppkid (10/02/2012) [-]
OR.. Listen to this.. You could crush.. Still with me? You could crush the doritos while IN the bag. Holy sh*t


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User avatar #167 to #124 - ihaveupsyndrome (10/02/2012) [-]
^ this guy is going places
#67 - touchmybumbum (10/02/2012) [-]
Thought he was crushing them with a sausage..
User avatar #54 - sasquatchjc (10/02/2012) [-]
Alchemy level has increased by 1.
#264 - AtlasShrugging (10/03/2012) [-]
"Now just a hint of Dorito."
-Said no cook book ever
User avatar #270 to #264 - cobaltblazer (10/03/2012) [-]
>become a chef
>put it in the cook books
>????????
>profit
#234 - theJENK (10/02/2012) [-]
Holy 			****		.... I completely forgot about cool ranch doritos.
Holy **** .... I completely forgot about cool ranch doritos.
#238 to #234 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
Well guess what. Taco Bell will be having cool ranch Doritos locos tacos.
#239 to #238 - dameush (10/03/2012) [-]
is this true?..maybe there is a god
#226 - SomeBodyy (10/02/2012) [-]
I thought he was going to snort it
I thought he was going to snort it
#144 - northard (10/02/2012) [-]
At first I thought he was smashing the Doritos with an incredibly stiff **** . Wtf brain?
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User avatar #191 to #144 - killeroftime (10/02/2012) [-]
I thought it was a dildo... I guess my mind is never getting out of the gutter.
User avatar #160 to #144 - TheBrickShitter (10/02/2012) [-]
haha I thought he was using a sausage.
#185 - herefortheporno (10/02/2012) [-]
Mortars and pestles are real things, guys. They don't just exist in the Elder Scrolls games. Chill the **** out. I use it to make guacamole or to grind up peppercorns or chiles.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #194 to #185 - obliviousman ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
not cool, dood. i take offence to that.
#207 to #194 - cholmanrocks (10/02/2012) [-]
stfu
stfu
#209 to #185 - jokersaysamuseme (10/02/2012) [-]
Sup, bro? Been a while.
#175 - prostatepaul (10/02/2012) [-]
HA! you're only using a novice mortar & pestle, it would be much more potent if you atleast used a journeyman one.
User avatar #184 to #175 - filthyargonian (10/02/2012) [-]
shut up guard, everybody knows i'm a redguard and the only way for me to level up my alchemy is eating a ******** of watermelons then dumping the leftover 5,000 watermelons all over the feed-bag. DUH
User avatar #18 - btlzpln (10/02/2012) [-]
Does this work with nacho cheese doritos??
#103 to #18 - wehaveyourkittens (10/02/2012) [-]
**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #497923 at Item Discussion **
no, but studys show that nutella works
hope i helped.
User avatar #58 to #18 - lordmoldywart (10/02/2012) [-]
If you want Rosie O'Donnell knocking on your door at 7am every morning, I say go for it
User avatar #22 to #18 - theangryrussian (10/02/2012) [-]
jesus christ, don't even bring that up. I still haven't found my leg.
#25 to #22 - xtwinblade ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #212 - annamerp (10/02/2012) [-]
At first the second panel looked like he was smashing it onto a mini pecan pie with a sausage.
Maybe I should wear my glasses........
#48 - tedb (10/02/2012) [-]
every so often an idea comes around that changes lives, this is that idea
every so often an idea comes around that changes lives, this is that idea
#29 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
Holy flying dicks, I must leave immediately to try this, this will change everything - I'll finally be popular!
Holy flying dicks, I must leave immediately to try this, this will change everything - I'll finally be popular!
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