Fucking GENIUS!. Now all I need is a laptop.... 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, c
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Fucking GENIUS!

Fucking GENIUS!. Now all I need is a laptop.... 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, c

Now all I need is a laptop...

1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site --
6. Press FII for fullscreen.
I Begin typing FURION SLY.
8. Press "All" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave,
...
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Submitted: 10/01/2012
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User avatar #13 - kinglobster (10/02/2012) [-]
blue jeans
white t shirt
orange reflector vest
yellow hard hat
work boots
safety glasses
do whatever the **** you want, no one will question you
User avatar #47 to #13 - quesocnkane (10/02/2012) [-]
I HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS.

I'm wearing all of them besides my vest.

I need to do something.
#95 to #47 - thundagawd (10/02/2012) [-]
The **** are you doing wearing safety glasses and a hard hat in front of your computer?
User avatar #130 to #95 - quesocnkane (10/03/2012) [-]
hahaha i just got off work.
User avatar #16 to #13 - aesmith (10/02/2012) [-]
It worked for some guys who stole a bunch of stuff from a school across the street from my grandma. While I watched them.
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User avatar #24 to #13 - cancerousiguana (10/02/2012) [-]
My calculus professor told me this:

"If you are tall and wear a tie and carry a briefcase, they let you do ANYTHING. I went down to the capitol building without having to wait in line at the metal detectors, then I went into a restricted area. Nobody questions you."
User avatar #97 to #24 - srskate (10/02/2012) [-]
I have to try this
#70 - Marcelaluv (10/02/2012) [-]
Did this on the metro except I didn't really dress up. Some little kid sat next to me, and finally asked me if I was a spy. He was no older than ten I presume. Of course the mother tells him to not talk to strangers, and then starts to apologize to me....until she glances at my screen.
She goes: "Oh I'm sorry for his.... his..."

And then she sees ACCESS GRANTED printed on the screen, and I stare at her and say: "maybe the next stop would be best to get off."

My life is now complete. I can die happy now, you have no idea how proud I was.
#71 to #70 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
Cool Story Bro
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#90 to #70 - jackenov **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when the subway doesn't have any wifi...
User avatar #94 to #90 - cbcmcc (10/02/2012) [-]
You don't need Wifi to use it, just pre-load it at the coffee shop before you get on the subway or something. It doesn't require internet access for it to spit out ******** codes.
#129 to #90 - Marcelaluv (10/03/2012) [-]
or I have a wifi stick because I am on the road a lot.
or I have a wifi stick because I am on the road a lot.
User avatar #126 to #70 - vorrundenaus (10/03/2012) [-]
I decided to do this in the dumbest manner possible, I was at this little park with the page already pulled up, I just acted like I was preparing some **** , I put the laptop in my messenger bag, and walked to the bank right across the street,

I came out after maybe 20 minutes sat right back down, next to this old women who was watching her grand-kid or something on the jungle gym. I pulled out the laptop carefully and began typing on it at a fast but not extream rate, eventually I can tell shes watching but I really doubt she knew exactly what was going on so that's when I do it.

I get the access denied to pop up and get this look of absolute terror and began typing so fast I was hurting my fingers for like 15 seconds, then access granted pops up I take a breath of relief, look down at the screen and then just look over at her, we make eye contact for just a second she has this look like she is mortified but trying to hide it. I quickly close the laptop, stash it and stand up I begin to walk away but just when I know I'm within an ear shot of her, I look back and say "Forget about this." then hurriedly take off.

I wish I had gone back to see what she did but something tells me I can't ever go to that park again.
#73 to #70 - sexypotato (10/02/2012) [-]
If this is true, this is the best thing ever.
If this is true, this is the best thing ever.
#74 to #73 - Marcelaluv (10/02/2012) [-]
Trust me, I'm having a hard time believing this myself.
User avatar #80 to #74 - thetellerofstories (10/02/2012) [-]
the site is actually cool, it comes up as a black screen and no matter what you press it starts reeling out ******** computer code. nothing to amazing but it has has some potential for pranks.
#81 to #80 - Marcelaluv (10/02/2012) [-]
I can agree with you there.
#51 - adsykenna (10/02/2012) [-]
HARDCORE MODE
>Bring your laptop with you onto the plane
>Open it up halfway through the flight
>Go to the toilet
>Come back looking slightly uneasy
>Sit down and re open the laptop
>Take a deep breath
>Go to this website
www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>Wait for the *********
User avatar #54 to #51 - silvermanon (10/02/2012) [-]
Too bad if the plane has no internet.
User avatar #56 to #54 - sonicg (10/02/2012) [-]
Open the site beforehand?
User avatar #66 to #54 - poopee (10/02/2012) [-]
or you could legally download it
User avatar #61 to #54 - MythBuster (10/02/2012) [-]
the company i fly with has onboard wi-fi
User avatar #62 to #61 - silvermanon (10/02/2012) [-]
I only said IF it didn't have internet.
User avatar #63 to #62 - MythBuster (10/02/2012) [-]
o my bad dude. sorry
#55 to #54 - adsykenna (10/02/2012) [-]
You could use a screen recorder and play it or something :)
User avatar #57 to #51 - wikit (10/02/2012) [-]
And blast this at the same time.

http:/ /www .youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz4bbqgge8
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#35 - dashdashdash (10/02/2012) [-]
Or I could just stay home and masturbate.
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#38 to #35 - ShaunG (10/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #78 to #38 - koombine (10/02/2012) [-]
Can someone make this gif longer? In the trailer he nodde for like a second.
User avatar #85 to #78 - splashdamage (10/02/2012) [-]
no, the gif is correct with the nod
#43 to #35 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
LE BOOBEES!?!?!?!?! LE SWEET!!!

LE THUMBS UP XDDDDDDD!!!!!!!ASf;kscfjgdsvid[pbcx;lgvrs

IM GONNA GO PLAY COD NOW XDDDD
#102 to #43 - anon (10/02/2012) [-]
>LELELELELE XD

>LE COD IS GAME OF THE YEAR

>LE MEMES MASON WUT DO THEY MEAN

>I AM USING TEH MEME ARROWS MONKEY FACE
#133 to #41 - dashdashdash (10/03/2012) [-]
Sophie Howard!

incase you're wondering!
User avatar #7 - zysolyn (10/02/2012) [-]
Now I finally have a practical use for the green backlights on my alienware!
User avatar #39 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [-]
Pro mode: Do it at an airport.
#40 to #39 - pariahlol (10/02/2012) [-]
Legendary mode: Do it on an Airplane
(Alternate option: Do it in a Bank)
User avatar #28 - winsauceiswin (10/02/2012) [-]
or you could then switch to this tab: www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
User avatar #5 - SilentRaver (10/02/2012) [-]
I found this site while visiting my grandparents.
I told them I was updating my Facebook status.
#68 - meestergreefin (10/02/2012) [-]
it isn't repost!
it just have the same beginning
and the same middle
and the same...
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot (10/02/2012) [-]
I have the site bookmarked from the last time this was posted.
hackertyper.com/
User avatar #58 to #53 - plasmaballs (10/02/2012) [-]
same
#30 - luxray (10/02/2012) [-]
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#6 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
mfw people get scared.
mfw people get scared.
#45 to #33 - Nanico (10/02/2012) [-]
I never said it was OC. At least I'm not some dickbutt who claims other peoples content as their own.
User avatar #93 - rockytwo (10/02/2012) [-]
DAMNIT FJ YOU CRASHED IT

AGAIN
#86 - TheUsername (10/02/2012) [-]
this is old. I've seen this on here before.
#91 to #86 - skyryth (10/02/2012) [-]
Same. It was sometime around the end of august I believe. I remember because I used it at school to piss off a teacher...
Same. It was sometime around the end of august I believe. I remember because I used it at school to piss off a teacher...
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