Fucking GENIUS!. Now all I need is a laptop.... 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, c
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Fucking GENIUS!

Now all I need is a laptop...

1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site --
6. Press FII for fullscreen.
I Begin typing FURION SLY.
8. Press "All" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave,
...
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#35 - dashdashdash (10/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Or I could just stay home and masturbate.
User avatar #13 - kinglobster (10/02/2012) [+] (7 replies)
blue jeans
white t shirt
orange reflector vest
yellow hard hat
work boots
safety glasses
do whatever the **** you want, no one will question you
#70 - Marcelaluv (10/02/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Did this on the metro except I didn't really dress up. Some little kid sat next to me, and finally asked me if I was a spy. He was no older than ten I presume. Of course the mother tells him to not talk to strangers, and then starts to apologize to me....until she glances at my screen.
She goes: "Oh I'm sorry for his.... his..."

And then she sees ACCESS GRANTED printed on the screen, and I stare at her and say: "maybe the next stop would be best to get off."

My life is now complete. I can die happy now, you have no idea how proud I was.
#51 - adsykenna (10/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)
HARDCORE MODE
>Bring your laptop with you onto the plane
>Open it up halfway through the flight
>Go to the toilet
>Come back looking slightly uneasy
>Sit down and re open the laptop
>Take a deep breath
>Go to this website
www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
>Wait for the *********
+22
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User avatar #23 - unicornbanger (10/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
10. Take cheap usb with you
11. Download bunch of stupid stuff (dickbutt? Rick roll?)
12. Put everything on usb
13. Act like you're downloading something
14. When leaving, drop the usb
15. Maximumtrolling.jpg
User avatar #31 to #23 - fhqwghads (10/02/2012) [-]
16. Nobody notices it
17. Somebody steps on it
18. Waste of $5-$10
User avatar #39 - ortonja (10/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pro mode: Do it at an airport.
#40 to #39 - pariahlol (10/02/2012) [-]
Legendary mode: Do it on an Airplane
(Alternate option: Do it in a Bank)
#33 - SadBunny (10/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - zysolyn (10/02/2012) [-]
Now I finally have a practical use for the green backlights on my alienware!
User avatar #28 - winsauceiswin (10/02/2012) [-]
or you could then switch to this tab: www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
User avatar #5 - SilentRaver (10/02/2012) [-]
I found this site while visiting my grandparents.
I told them I was updating my Facebook status.
#68 - meestergreefin (10/02/2012) [-]
it isn't repost!
it just have the same beginning
and the same middle
and the same...
#96 - galkawhm (10/02/2012) [+] (28 replies)
#106 to #96 - jesusfish (10/02/2012) [-]
this actually was my 6th picture in my reaction  folder
this actually was my 6th picture in my reaction folder
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have the site bookmarked from the last time this was posted.
hackertyper.com/
User avatar #25 - leeon (10/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Maybe you should give credit to subburbanturban

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4056108/How+to+Sketch+out+Everyone+around+You/
User avatar #26 to #25 - BobbyMcFerrin (10/02/2012) [-]
or the 15 other users who posted this before him
#30 - luxray (10/02/2012) [-]
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#6 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (10/02/2012) [-]
mfw people get scared.
mfw people get scared.
#15 - kornadth (10/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at poor poland ** it is a repost but still i followed it at work (im a IT guy) when my boss was checking my work progress... His face when
#17 to #15 - kanatana (10/02/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #250266 at Anime & Manga ** I saw this before; instead, I did it at the library, then at a bookstore. My friend's face when:
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