Number 2. Yea, pretty much like that... So I went to my friends house for a birthday party, and in the middle of it, everybody was outside, so I decided that it would be the perfect time to take a . I Number 2 Yea pretty much like that So I went to my friends house for a birthday party and in the middle of it everybody was outside so decided would be perfect time take
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#6 - colegaleener
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(10/02/2012) [-]
So I went to my friends house for a birthday party, and in the middle of it, everybody was outside, so I decided that it would be the perfect time to take a ****. I was just finishing up when I hear from outside, 'Hey, let's go eat the cake!' My heart felt like it dropped two inches and I was scared as ****, because earlier that day, I went to McDonalds, and for some reason, eating two McDoubles made my **** smell ******* HORRIBLE. I was sitting on the toilet, and somebody knocked on the bathroom door and said, 'Some one in there??' I was reluctant to answer, so I decided to make my voice sound like someone else's, replying with a 'Yes, one minute!' The guy replied, 'OMG what the **** is that stench!!!' I was literally going to burst into tears, not only because I was scared of what would happen, but also because my asshole's baby's smell made me tear up.. So, I looked around the bathroom, and there was a towel sitting on a handrail in the bathroom, so I grabbed it and started waving it around, trying to air out my butthole fumes. The guy asked again, 'Hurry up lady, I'm gonna **** my pants!' So, I decided to **** it, and I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#14 to #6 - ultimatebuffalo
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#102 to #6 - infamoustrapper
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(10/02/2012) [-]
that sounds like that one episode of spin city
#126 to #6 - letsgosmoke
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(10/02/2012) [-]
that was nice really including the ending nice job bro
#13 to #6 - fanchapstick **User deleted account**
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#16 to #13 - pollux
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(10/02/2012) [-]
By you, i mean me.
#138 to #13 - jaggedherp
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(10/02/2012) [-]
I understand none of the three word thing. Can someone explain?
#140 to #138 - ryuuk
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(10/02/2012) [-]
read the third word of all his sentences.
#146 to #140 - jaggedherp
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(10/02/2012) [-]
But it said read the first 3 words.
#149 to #146 - ryuuk
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(10/02/2012) [-]
he just didnt word it right
#156 to #149 - fanchapstick **User deleted account**
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#147 to #13 - trivdiego
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(10/02/2012) [-]
I still got a feel, somehow
#35 to #6 - titansfj
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(10/02/2012) [-]
"So I decided to **** it".


OH GOD WHAT?
#11 to #6 - huszti
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(10/02/2012) [-]
i fall for those every single time....
was a good one imo
#39 to #11 - waswat
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(10/02/2012) [-]
long story   
look at last word...    
dinosaur...   
cba to read it then
long story
look at last word...
dinosaur...
cba to read it then
#7 to #6 - thewayneman [OP] ONLINE
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(10/02/2012) [-]
God damn you....god....damn you.
#82 - bulletwilliam **User deleted account**
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#83 to #82 - bulletwilliam **User deleted account**
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#76 to #75 - songofstorms **User deleted account**
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#141 to #76 - huskycreeper
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(10/02/2012) [-]
BUT THERE'S A ROLL ON THE BACK PART OF THE TOILET!!
#144 to #141 - songofstorms **User deleted account**
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#143 to #141 - songofstorms **User deleted account**
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#157 to #143 - huskycreeper
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(10/03/2012) [-]
How did HE not notice it?!?!!?
#123 - tartjesse
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(10/02/2012) [-]
#135 to #123 - anon
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(10/02/2012) [-]
And started farting apparently...
#9 - masterfrog **User deleted account**
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#109 - yeagerduncan
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(10/02/2012) [-]
#137 - Awesomecarrot
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(10/02/2012) [-]
My friend once took a **** that made two people cry and one person throw up
#153 to #137 - acidjunk
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**acidjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #931039 at MLP Friendly Board ** Cool bro, story.
#139 to #137 - willypmedina
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**willypmedina rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Will you marr..? ** Bro, that history is cool.
#116 - phatsno
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(10/02/2012) [-]
>hfw
>hfw
#29 - thesuker
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#90 to #29 - manwithicepep
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**manwithicepep rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Enlarge **
#91 to #90 - manwithicepep
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#93 to #29 - supercrazyhaha
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#94 to #29 - supercrazyhaha
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**supercrazyhaha rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The Chosen One. **
#95 to #94 - supercrazyhaha
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(10/02/2012) [-]
OFF
THE
CHARTS
#46 to #29 - niggerflip
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #29 - gondarik
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**gondarik rolled a random image posted in comment #728356 at MLP Friendly Board **
#53 to #50 - gondarik
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(10/02/2012) [-]
At least i tried
#58 to #29 - lolfire
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#72 to #29 - YUSEIWHAT
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#48 to #29 - fongsan
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**fongsan rolled a random image posted in comment #1264537 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
**fongsan rolled a random image posted in comment #1264537 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
#56 to #48 - fongsan
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(10/02/2012) [-]
close enough
#63 to #29 - josieabby
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**josieabby rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at dat arse... **
#71 to #63 - josieabby
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(10/02/2012) [-]
A masterpiece!

j/k I am not good with paint.
#73 to #71 - YUSEIWHAT
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Close enough!
#78 to #29 - bitchplzzz
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**bitchplzzz rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at The Angels Take Manhattan in a nut shell **
#79 to #78 - bitchplzzz
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Hahaahahahahahahaahahhaahahah



No.
#92 to #29 - manwithicepep
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**manwithicepep rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at A new gif for FJ **
#96 to #92 - manwithicepep
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#37 to #29 - alfjnn ONLINE
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**alfjnn rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at no title here **
**alfjnn rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at no title here **
#40 to #37 - alfjnn ONLINE
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#59 to #29 - lolfire
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**lolfire rolled a random image posted in comment #238843 at Anime & Manga ** Gonna give this a go, forgot the roll picture first time...
#64 to #59 - lolfire
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**** it, close enough.
#68 to #64 - thesuker
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Good one
#124 to #29 - jesusfrankenstein
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**jesusfrankenstein rolled a random image posted in comment #952748 at MLP Friendly Board **
#127 to #124 - jesusfrankenstein
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Delivered. Don't judge too harshly, I only was only using my laptop mouse to draw with.
#87 to #29 - thatirishguy
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**thatirishguy rolled a random image posted in comment #905325 at MLP Friendly Board **
#89 to #87 - thatirishguy
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#80 to #29 - sapphos
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**sapphos rolled a random image posted in comment #928923 at MLP Friendly Board **
#81 to #80 - sapphos
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(10/02/2012) [-]
I... no I'm fine.
#30 to #29 - thesuker
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**thesuker rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at you should see the ass on her vagina **
#36 to #30 - thesuker
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#32 to #30 - Alchemyst ONLINE
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(10/02/2012) [-]
oooh, bad luck.
#38 to #32 - thesuker
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(10/02/2012) [-]
mad skills
#67 to #29 - comeatmebrother
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#108 to #29 - ortonja
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**ortonja rolled a random image posted in comment #445248 at Item Discussion **
**ortonja rolled a random image posted in comment #445248 at Item Discussion **
#111 to #108 - ortonja
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**ortonja rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at Armstrong combo breaker **
Rerolling because it was a gif
#119 to #111 - ortonja
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Delivered.
#52 to #29 - yoh **User deleted account**
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**yoh rolled a random image posted in comment #231401 at Anime & Manga **
#57 to #52 - sevensixtwo
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**sevensixtwo rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Hit Rope **
#69 to #57 - sevensixtwo
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(10/02/2012) [-]
I tried my best... but I think I accidentally'd and ended up with my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
#70 to #69 - sevensixtwo
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(10/02/2012) [-]
I also secretly pray someone will roll this in the future...
#55 to #52 - yoh **User deleted account**
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#98 to #29 - irokk
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**irokk rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Harvey, I... ** Oh lawd. He we go
#103 to #98 - irokk
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Beast Boy, I...
#158 to #103 - YUSEIWHAT
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(10/04/2012) [-]
This made my day
#34 to #29 - helion
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**helion rolls **** you**
#97 to #29 - manwithicepep
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**manwithicepep rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Life to the fullest **
#99 to #97 - manwithicepep
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(10/02/2012) [-]
what am i doing with my life
#77 to #29 - isangelous
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**isangelous rolled a random image posted in comment #391779 at Item Discussion **
#101 to #77 - isangelous
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#114 to #77 - irokk
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Comment Picture
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#1 - numbuhthief
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(10/02/2012) [-]
#25 to #1 - exrflarion
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Goddamn ahegao
#155 to #1 - anon
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(10/02/2012) [-]
use only as cum rags. bam!
#2 to #1 - djbagboy
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(10/02/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#42 to #1 - zerepkcin
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(10/02/2012) [-]
GODDAMMIT BONER ITS TP FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!