Number 2. Yea, pretty much like that... So I went to my friends house for a birthday party, and in the middle of it, everybody was outside, so I decided that it would be the perfect time to take a . I
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#135 to #123 - John Cena (10/02/2012) [-]
And started farting apparently...
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User avatar #141 to #76 - huskycreeper (10/02/2012) [-]
BUT THERE'S A ROLL ON THE BACK PART OF THE TOILET!!
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User avatar #157 to #143 - huskycreeper (10/03/2012) [-]
How did HE not notice it?!?!!?
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#6 - colegaleener (10/02/2012) [-]
So I went to my friends house for a birthday party, and in the middle of it, everybody was outside, so I decided that it would be the perfect time to take a **** . I was just finishing up when I hear from outside, 'Hey, let's go eat the cake!' My heart felt like it dropped two inches and I was scared as **** , because earlier that day, I went to McDonalds, and for some reason, eating two McDoubles made my **** smell ******* HORRIBLE. I was sitting on the toilet, and somebody knocked on the bathroom door and said, 'Some one in there??' I was reluctant to answer, so I decided to make my voice sound like someone else's, replying with a 'Yes, one minute!' The guy replied, 'OMG what the **** is that stench!!!' I was literally going to burst into tears, not only because I was scared of what would happen, but also because my asshole's baby's smell made me tear up.. So, I looked around the bathroom, and there was a towel sitting on a handrail in the bathroom, so I grabbed it and started waving it around, trying to air out my butthole fumes. The guy asked again, 'Hurry up lady, I'm gonna **** my pants!' So, I decided to **** it, and I opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
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User avatar #102 to #6 - infamoustrapper (10/02/2012) [-]
that sounds like that one episode of spin city
#126 to #6 - letsgosmoke (10/02/2012) [-]
that was nice really including the ending nice job bro
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#16 to #13 - pollux (10/02/2012) [-]
By you, i mean me.
User avatar #138 to #13 - jaggedherp (10/02/2012) [-]
I understand none of the three word thing. Can someone explain?
User avatar #140 to #138 - ryuuk (10/02/2012) [-]
read the third word of all his sentences.
User avatar #146 to #140 - jaggedherp (10/02/2012) [-]
But it said read the first 3 words.
User avatar #149 to #146 - ryuuk (10/02/2012) [-]
he just didnt word it right
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User avatar #147 to #13 - trivdiego (10/02/2012) [-]
I still got a feel, somehow
#35 to #6 - titansfj (10/02/2012) [-]
"So I decided to **** it".


OH GOD WHAT?
#11 to #6 - huszti (10/02/2012) [-]
i fall for those every single time....
was a good one imo
#39 to #11 - waswat (10/02/2012) [-]
long story   
look at last word...    
dinosaur...   
cba to read it then
long story
look at last word...
dinosaur...
cba to read it then
User avatar #7 to #6 - thewayneman ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
God damn you....god....damn you.
#61 - herrdouchebag (10/02/2012) [-]
I like this picture very much.
User avatar #25 to #1 - exrflarion (10/02/2012) [-]
Goddamn ahegao
User avatar #2 to #1 - djbagboy (10/02/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#155 to #1 - John Cena (10/02/2012) [-]
use only as cum rags. bam!
#42 to #1 - zerepkcin (10/02/2012) [-]
GODDAMMIT BONER ITS TP FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!
#137 - Awesomecarrot (10/02/2012) [-]
My friend once took a **** that made two people cry and one person throw up
#153 to #137 - acidjunk ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
**acidjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #931039 at MLP Friendly Board ** Cool bro, story.
#139 to #137 - willypmedina (10/02/2012) [-]
**willypmedina rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Will you marr..? ** Bro, that history is cool.
#3 - LEDEL (10/02/2012) [-]
I don't know why, but this is probably the most I've laughed in at least a year.

Good **** , man.
#5 to #3 - thewayneman ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Refer to image.
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#132 - mrfishie (10/02/2012) [-]
I see you book. Changing your name from "BOOBS" to "BOOKS"
#116 - phatsno (10/02/2012) [-]
>hfw
>hfw
#130 - acfb (10/02/2012) [-]
Dude, every 			*******		 time I 			****		 it doesn't smell bad until I wander outside into the rest of the apartment. It strikes back with a vengeance.
Dude, every ******* time I **** it doesn't smell bad until I wander outside into the rest of the apartment. It strikes back with a vengeance.
#145 to #130 - daphneduck (10/02/2012) [-]
STAY INSIDE~YOUR IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD~MOVE!
#65 - rollcore (10/02/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Elyts Mangnag **
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Elyts Mangnag **
#105 to #104 - Thehappyemu (10/02/2012) [-]
Dammit someone else already made one...
#142 to #105 - momiji (10/02/2012) [-]
**momiji rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Lotion ** Now if only someone would roll it.
Probably not going to happen to me though..
#24 - pidgeon (10/02/2012) [-]
**pidgeon rolled a random image posted in comment #874741 at MLP Friendly Board ** A book called "Books", seems legit.
**pidgeon rolled a random image posted in comment #874741 at MLP Friendly Board ** A book called "Books", seems legit.
#27 to #24 - bernixas ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
It's magical. It turns into boobs in the third panel
#134 - popcornvanikov (10/02/2012) [-]
**popcornvanikov rolled a random image posted in comment #600 at Ricky at his finest again ** this ******* stinks
#133 - bitchplzzz (10/02/2012) [-]
Apparently his **** stink gives off MDMA
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