Daddy of the Year!. revenge will be tremendous I guess ;D found on the webs. Mil ' gr
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#5 - summin (10/01/2012) [-]
#116 to #9 - McFuckUp (10/02/2012) [-]
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#34 - phanact (10/02/2012) [-]
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Can't wait to see that yearbook
#26 - burningsmurfs (10/02/2012) [-]
When I was really young I had potty trained very easily but only very recently and my dad was giving me a bath. He's a funny guy and he had me laughing so hard suddenly a turd broke water like a submarine. My dad said what the **** is-- snatched me up and starts running me to the toilet gagging with each step it sounded like WEK WEK WEK. I am laughing so hard I am ******** across the floor to the toilet and just before we reach our destination my dad slips on a pile and goes down and I smack my head on the sink and my head gushes blood but I can't stop laughing. My mother comes home to see a **** covered family and bathroom with blood gushing everywhere she was not impressed by my dad's parental ability. She said it was the first but not last time by far that she came home from work to find my dad holding a bloody me.
User avatar #27 to #26 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2012) [-]
I nearly shat myself reading this
I hope to god that didn't really happen though
that just seems too cruel to happen to anyone
#28 to #27 - burningsmurfs (10/02/2012) [-]
I got the scars to prove it, and I don't remember it as cruel I remember it as freaking hilarious and I'm glad I got memories like that with my dad who helped ensure I grew up with a sense of humor.
User avatar #29 to #28 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2012) [-]
imagine if it happened to you though, it takes a truly special person to do what your dad did (that was fun to type) and not many people could pull that off
ultimate kudos to him
#30 to #29 - burningsmurfs (10/02/2012) [-]
Well, I have a story that happened to me that I think is worse than what happened to my dad in that story. I was about 15ish and my sister was about 2, yeah my folks spaced us a bit apart. I'm laying on my back and holding her and kinda flyin her around like an airplane and she's busting ass laughing. And I'm all smiling and laughing and then she just straight projectile vomits right into my open mouth and then just loses her **** laughing at the face I made. Let me tell you half digested baby formula will make you not want to eat for a few days. But I laughed about even that day so I guess my dad rubbed off on me a bit. This was kinda my face right after she did it.
User avatar #32 to #30 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2012) [-]
your family is awesome bro
that's all I got to say
the only thing I got close to that is when my paternal grandmother made it seem like my mother did the fart in the back of a gift shop which ended up with my mom being kicked out for health code violations
User avatar #33 to #32 - burningsmurfs (10/02/2012) [-]
Geesh I can tell you a story about farts too but, I don't want people to think I'm fabricating events for thumbs or even weirder than they usually think I do.
User avatar #109 to #33 - TardytheTurtle (10/02/2012) [-]
I understand
my family does **** too strange to seem true as well
#42 to #28 - newborn (10/02/2012) [-]
my dad stuck a CO-AX wire through my forehead.  im fine though, because he pulled it back out with pliers :D   
   
really though, it kinda sounds like the same story.  we were playing and i ended up flying into a tv or something.    
   
no suitable pic, so there
my dad stuck a CO-AX wire through my forehead. im fine though, because he pulled it back out with pliers :D

really though, it kinda sounds like the same story. we were playing and i ended up flying into a tv or something.

no suitable pic, so there
#84 - SemiAnon (10/02/2012) [-]
I used to poop into my hand and then shove it down the drain.

Every time I look back on the things I did when I was younger, I am either disgusted, horrified, or turned on. Sometimes even a combination of the three, which is just a whole nother red flag.
#11 - motposters (10/02/2012) [-]
This would be such a heartbreaking photo if the kid dies before that huh?
User avatar #144 to #11 - wrongen (10/02/2012) [-]
Just imagined the Dad looking at the picture the morning of her funeral...how did you do that just from saying that...
User avatar #19 to #11 - Jackimole (10/02/2012) [-]
Man, you just gave me like 4 feels, right in the ribs...
#52 - theglaw (10/02/2012) [-]
Thats actually a really good idea
User avatar #36 - vanoreo (10/02/2012) [-]
>Implying she lives to be a senior
>Implying she doesn't drop out at 16
>Implying she doesn't move to Mexico to escape the grasps of the local drug cartel
#53 to #36 - theglaw (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #72 to #53 - sagen (10/02/2012) [-]
**sagen rolls 30** I never really understood the meaning of this .gif. Sorry if I sound mentally incompetent, but can someone please explain it to me?
User avatar #94 to #72 - virtigo (10/02/2012) [-]
>Implying we could.
#55 to #36 - drfranky (10/02/2012) [-]
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#37 to #36 - contla (10/02/2012) [-]
Move to Mexico to get away from drug cartels.
Seems Legit.
#103 - dkbarrett (10/02/2012) [-]
**dkbarrett rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Don't like Spiderman threads? ** MFW i poop . ..
#61 - xXMAQXx (10/02/2012) [-]
we have a new stripper to look forward to...
#63 to #61 - josieabby (10/02/2012) [-]
indeed
indeed
#67 - josieabby (10/02/2012) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a contender!
#40 - mralice (10/02/2012) [-]
Jesus, are you ******* kidding me? Read some of the ridiculous news articles about this and then the comments below the articles...
Jimmies will be rustled.
People get so ******* butthurt over stupid **** .
People are actually signing petitions to have child services/social services investigate him and take her because of "abuse".
User avatar #56 to #40 - ihavenipplez (10/02/2012) [-]
Would you happen to have a link to any of these articles?
User avatar #64 to #56 - ihatem (10/02/2012) [-]
just Google "I pooped in the shower"
User avatar #142 to #40 - patchouli (10/02/2012) [-]
I love how they blur out her smiling, clearly happy face in most of them. It is the media though.
#80 to #40 - creosote (10/02/2012) [-]
I have come to the conclusion that the Reddit community can 			****		 itself. I mean, I would have found this funny to be my childhood picture for senior year, plus he obviously didn't actually intend to do it to begin with. "Shaming his daughter" 			****		 you, she's three! Three year olds find this kind of stuff funny!
I have come to the conclusion that the Reddit community can **** itself. I mean, I would have found this funny to be my childhood picture for senior year, plus he obviously didn't actually intend to do it to begin with. "Shaming his daughter" **** you, she's three! Three year olds find this kind of stuff funny!
#43 to #40 - vennmc (10/02/2012) [-]
Mfw I look at all the butthurt
#71 - supermandan (10/02/2012) [-]
Now, here is an excellent father.
#110 - urghseventysix (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - TheBrickShitter (10/02/2012) [-]
you wanna know whats ****** up? this is my senior year at highschool and they decided that we "dont have money in the budget for yearbooks" what kind of **** is that? senior year and no year books?!?! Im pissed. oh, and we just got a 2 million dollar football stadium. seems legit.
User avatar #24 to #16 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
thats ***** up
User avatar #39 to #16 - NegativeFour (10/02/2012) [-]
Yeah... but....


FOOOOOOOTTBALLLLL

Jocks on 3!

1, 2, 3, JOCKS!
User avatar #41 to #39 - TheBrickShitter (10/02/2012) [-]
jesus christ tell me about it. and we got new bleachers in the gym. which was kind of needed, but it didnt have to happen. I think yearbooks are more important. not that im some huge yearbook nut, but come on. what does it really cost if they make a few too many. they sell them for like $35 a piece, sooo how can we not afford them? and there was even a yearbook class that did all the work designing them. all the school had to do was buy the supplies and print them out. im calling ******** .
User avatar #46 to #41 - gaynigger (10/02/2012) [-]
$35 for a yearbook? You must have a small school. My damn year book costs over $100
User avatar #149 to #46 - TheBrickShitter (10/02/2012) [-]
yeah my graduating class is only about 250. pretty small town.
#44 to #41 - NegativeFour (10/02/2012) [-]
Dont they actually MAKE money on them?   
   
FOOTBALLL   
METHHH   
HOOOOKKKKERRRRSSS
Dont they actually MAKE money on them?

FOOTBALLL
METHHH
HOOOOKKKKERRRRSSS
#54 to #16 - theglaw (10/02/2012) [-]
<-- your school system
<-- your school system
User avatar #10 - aahrg (10/01/2012) [-]
now was this taken RECENTLY, and the father just posted it online and the whole thing is a joke, or is this taken from the yearbook and he actually did it?
User avatar #45 to #10 - gaynigger (10/02/2012) [-]
obviously this was taken very recently considering how good the picture quality is
User avatar #83 - myrrhdyrrh (10/02/2012) [-]
This actually made the news, you guys already know how people tend to over react and put **** like "the girl has an abusive father" and "the father neglected his daughter" ********
#59 - popcornvanikov (10/02/2012) [-]
**popcornvanikov rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at No bag needed ** my dad
User avatar #65 to #59 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
CAUSE I'M A SWEET TRANSVESTITE!!!!
User avatar #127 to #78 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Now that takes imagination.
User avatar #147 to #127 - creosote (10/02/2012) [-]
Imagination which I do not posses :/
#128 to #77 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #65 - popcornvanikov (10/02/2012) [-]
Feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #68 to #66 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
It's a song.
User avatar #69 to #68 - popcornvanikov (10/02/2012) [-]
I never said it wasn't?
#70 to #69 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
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#73 to #65 - dameush (10/02/2012) [-]
from transexual transylvania
User avatar #75 to #73 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Rocky horror picture show
#108 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
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