This.... is sad..... Toddie I saw a guy so far in the friend zone, he was buying a girl and her boyfriend dinner, carrying their food to the table, and getting
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Toddie I saw a guy so far in the friend zone, he was buying a girl and
her boyfriend dinner, carrying their food to the table, and getting them
utensils. He was like a slave." - with
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User avatar #6 - theoriginalajax (09/30/2012) [-]
or he was a waiter
User avatar #19 to #6 - gizmoolv (10/01/2012) [-]
I want to go to a restaurant where the waiter buys you the meal...
User avatar #23 to #19 - theoriginalajax (10/01/2012) [-]
he could have ment that the waiters took their money, BUYING the food, and boom he bought the food
User avatar #25 to #6 - djChives (10/01/2012) [-]
I just realized that's the joke.
User avatar #8 to #6 - gijezza (10/01/2012) [-]
Or maybe just a really good friend of both of them...I've did this for my friend and her boyfriend as a thankyou for something they did for me
User avatar #11 to #8 - theaddviser (10/01/2012) [-]
how about a little brother to one of them or something?
User avatar #12 to #8 - theoriginalajax (10/01/2012) [-]
FRIEND ZONE that's where you are, you don't buy dinner for a girl AND HER BOYFRIEND
User avatar #16 to #12 - theoriginalajax (10/01/2012) [-]
knew someone was going to be butthurt
User avatar #15 to #12 - atomschlumpf (10/01/2012) [-]
implying you cant be friends with a couple
User avatar #17 to #15 - theoriginalajax (10/01/2012) [-]
you can be friends, but you don't buy them dinner unless it was a special event FOR them
User avatar #30 to #17 - gijezza (10/02/2012) [-]
firstly, i'm a girl with a boyfriend...so no, I'm not in the friendzone, theoriginalajax.
secondly, the couple friends of mine that I bought dinner for had put me up when I broke up with my previous boyfriend, since I had nowhere to live. Thats what I was thanking them for on this particular occasion
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#3 to #1 - zappasc **User deleted account** (09/30/2012) [-]
Maybe they think the facebook fap afterwards is worth it.
User avatar #9 to #1 - hwangw (10/01/2012) [-]
You're actually right. The term "friendzone" should really only be used when one person asks another person out and the response is some variation of, "I think we should just be friends." and they continue their friendship with person A still having feelings for person B. Nowadays people pretty much use it to obtain sympathy, when the word whipped might be more appropriate, and sometimes it's just an easier way to generally describe a situation even if it's not 100% accurate.
#4 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
I had a guy do this... We all went out to dinner as an after-finals celebration, and we were joking with him and he just kept getting us stuff, even paid for the whole meal. He was just so freaking beta and lame. I kinda feel bad for taking advantage of him but he really had a choice to not do any of it- he would just rather be ordered around than joke back
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User avatar #7 to #5 - theoriginalajax (09/30/2012) [-]
your giff is broken
#24 - verycoolcat ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
I knew a couple that hung out at this bar I used to go to. The girl was smokin hot and the dude was a built italian lookin guy (not guido) and this one third guy who I always got along with well we'd have a nerd speak thing going on. I'd see them all the time, say hi etc, never really knew them they were always in that group of 3, they lived near the bar. This was back in like 2008.

One day drunk, the nerd dude revealed to me that they are in a 'relationship' despite the fact I see the girl make out with her italian lookin boyfriend in the bar a few times, felt sad for him.

One day I'm chatting to this random chick at the bar and he comes up to talk with me/us while completely wasted and gets in on the convo and I'm thinkin godddamn this cockblocking sumovbich. the woman says something about getting dumped by her boyfriend but she still loves him, and he goes on to explain his "relationship" apparently his 'love triangle' is actually an S&M cuckold kind of thing. The girl freaked out and ended up leaving after a few drinks but me being curious and perverted from being on the internet back when internet was through phone lines he got pretty explicit at points but was definitely an interesting story. Apparently he's a "sex slave" to both the cute girl and the buff dude.

Fast forward a few weeks, hadn't seem em in a while, apparently they started going to a different bar in hollywood called the 'rainbow room' (its not a gay bar or anything its just a restaurant/bar with a queer name). I'm completely ********* , been chuggin crapton of rum and a coke since like 8pm its now 1am and nerd guy and the girl come in saying they had just come from a concert down the street and were stopping to get drunk before heading home. Its a quiet wednesday night and its 2am now the bars closing and I'm too drunk to drive so I say I'm going to just nap in my car then head home when I sober up, they said nah come to our place you can crash on the couch. Meh sure why not.
#26 to #24 - verycoolcat ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
The girl takes off somewhere and me and the guy end up going to his place, he pulls out some jane and starts smokin so we end up watchin some anime that was on at two thirty in the morning on cartoon network. After a little while the italian guy and the cute girl thats his 'girlfriend' come in. The italian guy goes "oh hey derp what are you doing here?' girl goes, he was too drunk to drive home so we're letting him crash on the couch.

So we're sittin watchin tv, the girl sits next to me and everytime something funny happens she grabs my knee while laughin... I'm thinking 'okaaaayyyy' everytime she goes it. She turns and makes a kiss face at me with the 2 other dudes in the room and I'm like 'wtf why the hell not'

We start makin out and she takes me into her room say "we'd be right back" she tells me to take off my pants and lay on the bed so i'm lying there in my boxers thinking something ****** up might happen like thoughts of one of the guys coming in saying 'you gonna get raped boy, make you squeal like a piggai' and instead she climbs ontop of me and slides up on so shes sitting on my chests sliding upwards torwards my face. Don't want to get in trouble posting this story so I'll try to keep it not too explicit. We don't have sex, just oral. Later on I come out of the bedroom back to the living room and the two guys are chuckling... and I'm like 'what?' and the big italian dude says "what does my 'stuff' taste like". I'm like 'wut', I play it off I'm drunk and high, hardon went soft sit on the couch pretending to watch tv like nothing happened despite the fact I'm completely freaked out.
#27 to #26 - verycoolcat ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Girl comes out and they start foolin around on the couch and I'm trying NOT to look but can't help it. Can't see too much because the lights are off except the tv but the nerd dude goes over and starts givin the dude a ******* blowjob... now I don't know what to do so I end up smoking more and drinking some beer because I'm too drunk to drive... I'm not even SURE how to get back to the bar let alone my car. The italian dude goes 'hey want to join in?' I'm like 'nahhh its cool' The italian dude and the chick walk up to me and says (i'm improvising words here because to say what he said would be too explicit' 'cmon man you already tasted something else why not try the full thing' and me drunk as **** , high as **** , being an idiot end up doing it. Yes... the first time I've ever done anything like this.

It goes a lot further than this and gets more explicit/gay but I'm going to leave it at that... despite the fact I considered the experience positive and somewhat corrupting to my mental image on the idea of relationships. I ended up coming over again a month later and had some fun again for the 2nd and last time. In the end I found out relationship wise... this wasn't as bad as I thought and I had fun, they had fun. I never thought those two that it was ever going to be a successful relationship but whatever.

Anyways... I am now sexually more open to trying out new things and have done other things that are equally as fun/disturbing depending on who I tell the story to.

There is no auntie and uncle in belair, there is no tree fiddy... this was a real event in my life that happened and I believe I'm the better for it....

However I'll leave it with this... since that first night... I don't smoke weed anymore.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zarrowsmith (10/01/2012) [-]
I am sad that this turned out to be a real event.
#29 to #27 - noshizl (10/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - biggrand (10/01/2012) [-]
treating some old acquaintances to a meal after they got off the plane to visit him?
User avatar #18 - Kratos (10/01/2012) [-]
Hes a waiter...
#13 - xheavymetalx (10/01/2012) [-]
That's not called being 'friendzoned'. That's called being pathetic.
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