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#9 - bigbonew (09/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #109 to #9 - lamarisagoodname (10/01/2012) [-]
Well, that diagram explains, y'know, the entire ******* unit we just finished. Why didn't my teacher just use that **** !?
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#13 to #9 - mousekill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #13 - skwaab (09/30/2012) [-]
"It was awesome"
#31 - larsadmeulen (09/30/2012) [-]
math jokes anyone?
User avatar #35 to #31 - tepeniam (09/30/2012) [-]
The parents should've been 1 and 2. The kid could've been the sq. rt. of 2 (because it's between 1 and 2). The comic then could've included the parents saying, "He's so irrational sometimes."
#32 to #31 - sharkyz (09/30/2012) [-]
Here's one.
#34 to #32 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
it's still negative
User avatar #39 to #34 - hammerfell (09/30/2012) [-]
That's entirely irrelevant.
#51 to #39 - nigglettt (09/30/2012) [-]
I'm not a math guy so I'm not sure but I think he's saying **** wouldn't be real because it'd still be a negative square root.
User avatar #74 to #51 - twothreefivefive (10/01/2012) [-]
The square root itself is non-real while if you square it, it would cancel each other out leaving -negative *****
User avatar #85 to #34 - thesoulless (10/01/2012) [-]
-x^2 = x^2

Dumb ass
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#82 to #77 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
tangent   
   
tangent = tan() on a calculator    
   
tan(x) = tan lines
tangent

tangent = tan() on a calculator

tan(x) = tan lines
#57 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
Holy crap. An intelligent math joke on the Internet!
User avatar #84 to #79 - darkjustifier (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah well shutup
User avatar #92 to #79 - ogomer (10/01/2012) [-]
More like you didn't drop out of high-school...
#78 - candytaker (10/01/2012) [-]
Whenever I try to ask my professor a question about math.
Whenever I try to ask my professor a question about math.
#43 - Kabutops (09/30/2012) [-]
HAHHH I GET IT. TAAAAAAAAN CUUURRRRRRVEE
HAHHH I GET IT. TAAAAAAAAN CUUURRRRRRVEE
#101 to #43 - tiaatortilla (10/01/2012) [-]
teenage girl thread huehuehue
teenage girl thread huehuehue
User avatar #62 to #43 - pulluspardus (10/01/2012) [-]
this girl wins the internet.
User avatar #102 to #62 - tiaatortilla (10/01/2012) [-]
le asian girl?
#65 to #43 - dubsmckenzie (10/01/2012) [-]
Your name = Thumb + Free Wallpaper
#46 - narutroll ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
#50 to #46 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
Sun....TAN. Get it?
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User avatar #48 to #47 - narutroll ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
You care enough to comment :)
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#52 to #46 - ahj (09/30/2012) [-]
title is "tan lines". The graph on the person's back is of a tangent function.
#45 - Potatocat (09/30/2012) [-]
tan(π/2)
#81 to #45 - anon (10/01/2012) [-]
Plz Explain
#69 to #45 - durkadurka ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #45 - angreif (10/01/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU FOOL!

YOU"VE RUINED US ALL!

WHY AM I HOLDING SHIFT INSTEAD OF USING CAPSLOCK!
User avatar #1 - EdwardElric **User deleted account** (09/30/2012) [-]
It's sad that only a few people will understand this.
User avatar #44 to #1 - jakb (09/30/2012) [-]
You and at least 940 other people.
User avatar #58 to #1 - pillowmeister (09/30/2012) [-]
Tangent lines!
I got it as I read your comment :3
#17 to #1 - michiisgay (09/30/2012) [-]
"I'm crying cause I'm stupid!"   
"Well that's no reason to cry, one cries because one is sad. For instance, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
"I'm crying cause I'm stupid!"
"Well that's no reason to cry, one cries because one is sad. For instance, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
#33 to #17 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
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#94 to #1 - anon (10/01/2012) [-]
Big talk for someone so small.
User avatar #59 to #1 - fyaq (09/30/2012) [-]
1000+ people got it.

you're not special for completing 9th grade math.
User avatar #71 to #59 - EdwardElric **User deleted account** (10/01/2012) [-]
Seeing as how half of the people who go on this website are 12 year old's I say it was a pretty good guess.
#87 to #1 - anon (10/01/2012) [-]
A mathematician and a physicist are at a bar having a conversation. The physicist leaves off to the restroom. The math guy calls over their waitress. "Excuse me, when my friend comes back, I'd like you to say 'x cubed over three'. Can you say that?" The waitress responds "Yes, okay. x cubed over three". The physicist returns and sits in his seat. The mathematician then continues, "Excuse me, miss. My physics friend and I were having a debate over whether or not ordinary people have elementary knowledge of mathematics. May I ask, what is the antiderivative of x squared?" The waitress replies, "x cubed over three". The mathematician turns to the physicist with a wide smile. "Plus C", adds the waitress, walking off.

(calculus joke anyone, anyone... no? okay)
#126 to #87 - anon (10/01/2012) [-]
That would impress me, and it's plausible because of the economy. I should talk to waitresses more.
User avatar #190 to #87 - keiishiyama (11/16/2012) [-]
I get it. That is great.
#20 to #1 - aldheim (09/30/2012) [-]
At first I thought it was a joke about plastic surgery.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kathuzada (09/30/2012) [-]
It is sad that I am not one of them
#11 to #2 - redsoxnbolts (09/30/2012) [-]
The graph for Tangent, one of the main 3 functions (others are sine and cosine), is shown on the woman's back. Tangent is abbreviated as tan. I'm not great at explaining but I hope I did alright.
User avatar #61 to #11 - kathuzada (10/01/2012) [-]
I understood at tangent
User avatar #169 to #11 - magroobtube (10/01/2012) [-]
Let's not forget about our friends Cotangent, Cosecant, and Secant. What the **** am I talking about I just got a 15% on my first Calc II test. :(
#185 to #169 - redsoxnbolts (10/02/2012) [-]
Yeah but those are just their reciprocal values. Oh that's pretty rough sorry to hear that.
#27 - jackisawsm (09/30/2012) [-]
Math.    
   
   
   
Tan Lines..... CURVE ;D
Math.



Tan Lines..... CURVE ;D
User avatar #104 to #27 - tiaatortilla (10/01/2012) [-]
I love that guy
sideburns song hehehe
#18 - galkawhm (09/30/2012) [-]
You're outta your vector.
#75 to #18 - vinomz (10/01/2012) [-]
TWEWY!! Oh,the nostalgia...
#21 to #18 - ximz (09/30/2012) [-]
So Zetta slow,   
I love this guy
So Zetta slow,
I love this guy
#106 to #21 - tiaatortilla (10/01/2012) [-]
I thought his left hand was his penis.
I thought his left hand was his penis.
User avatar #25 to #21 - AnonymousWraith (09/30/2012) [-]
Who's this guy? What show is he from? Zetta? I'd like to know.
User avatar #29 to #25 - ximz (09/30/2012) [-]
Sho Minamimoto,
He's from "The world ends with you" a game for the DS
He is a cool boss
User avatar #67 to #29 - AnonymousWraith (10/01/2012) [-]
Sounds neat. I'm gonna find cutscenes on youtube. Thanks!
User avatar #26 to #25 - galkawhm (09/30/2012) [-]
Sho Minamoto is from the NDS game "The World Ends With You"
#23 to #21 - galkawhm (09/30/2012) [-]
There's too many lesser zeros who don't know about him.

CRUCH! Add them to the heap.
User avatar #22 to #21 - LaBarata (09/30/2012) [-]
I ******* love you both.
#170 - sepherif (10/01/2012) [-]
wut?
#172 to #170 - thisisdj (10/01/2012) [-]
It's the graph of tangent.
It's the graph of tangent.
#177 to #172 - sepherif (10/01/2012) [-]
How to math, I don' even......

But thanks, the joke now makes some degree of sense and only solidifies the fact that I should be taking a writing class not fking math.
User avatar #175 to #170 - glassmaker (10/01/2012) [-]
tangent, trigonometry.
User avatar #186 to #170 - godtherapist (11/02/2012) [-]
Tan Lines.

*ba dum tiss*
User avatar #187 to #186 - sepherif (11/02/2012) [-]
Mate, your about a month late.
User avatar #188 to #187 - godtherapist (11/02/2012) [-]
It's never too late for Necrophiliacs.
#139 - bigbaddrag (10/01/2012) [-]
I just laughed like a moron...

thanks.
#174 to #139 - quazyjash (10/01/2012) [-]
I just laughed like a mormon...

thanks.
#131 - multiwtfisthisshit (10/01/2012) [-]
I remember when I made jokes about trig...
then i took precalc and **** hit the fan.
User avatar #142 to #131 - ubercripple (10/01/2012) [-]
Multivariable calculus is even worse. Avoid it all costs.
If you want to live.
#160 to #142 - spedals (10/01/2012) [-]
That would have been better if you passed english as well...
User avatar #161 to #160 - ubercripple (10/01/2012) [-]
I accidentally a word. Take the stick out of your ass.
#141 - yourbaus (10/01/2012) [-]
**yourbaus rolled a random image posted in comment #227 at According to Disney **
mfw i just learned about tan graphing friday
#136 - Crusader (10/01/2012) [-]
Oh wow, looking through the comments I just got it.
I thought it was a joke about I guy blowing his load on her back or something perverted.
#83 - collegedood (10/01/2012) [-]
oh how i would like to lay tangent to her curves...
oh how i would like to lay tangent to her curves...
#91 to #83 - derpwolf (10/01/2012) [-]
But then you'd only be in contact at one point. I think that would be literally impossible.

Have this cake.
#167 - elnathaniel (10/01/2012) [-]
**elnathaniel rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at all glory!!!!! ** mfw i got the joke
User avatar #168 to #167 - elnathaniel (10/01/2012) [-]
what the **** did i roll?
#176 to #168 - partieshard (10/01/2012) [-]
**partieshard rolled a random image posted in comment #403994 at Item Discussion ** MFW seeing your roll.
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