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Did we hear the '? ‘We' re being reassigned.
What? That' s great newest Maybe now we' ll finally see some
Wthe being reassigned... tn Master Caers unit.
I knew.
Are, are we being punished? Did we db samething wrung?
Sarge are me it was an hence. An haner.
That bastard.
Marine 3 enters
Hey guys, did we hear the news? were geing ta be in the 254th Spartan Supper: Unit!
We get ta meet Master Cheeta Holy COW, I gotta go will my meani
He unleash? knew.
Marine, have we ever met anyime were a Spartan Support Unit?
Mei That' s what makes it w entailing!
Den? we find that strange? There have been 253 tat them.
That' s ever a thousand men, Marine, All dead. Every, Last. Cine.
What? Came are thats ea. How is that even possibleh
Hear? That' s a good question m ask. Hm is It the UNSC always drape Master Chief eff
with a tell temperment of settlers, but make up elem?
Just leek at these meme wards.
Let me see these. Assault rifles, battle rifles, snipers. Typical unit distribution, Leeks like a
pretty standard seeped audit. Se what?
That' s hm they all start eel, yeah. But then Master Chief gees amend m them we by
ene. He takes eney the best weapons fer himself. He leaves his awn men with nettling but
plasma pistols tight eff the aliens.
Plasma petals are pretty geeji
senile} He may as well have given them reeks m threw.
Leek, that deben' t mean anyhting. Master Cnet needs to have the best weapons. He
needs them ta pretest es.
Pretent us? My eeveon shelved up tn unit In a tank, bribe. He' s driven tanks all his life,
my wrath. Spent hundreds of metre In and en the , Me ene' e a better
tank palet than he is. He was all excited just like we, but when he get there, Master Chief
wanted tn drive. My leesin refused., De we knew what Master Chief did tn my leesin? He
shot him a hundred's' times In the fade.
Jesus Christ! What did the was dd?
Master Chief is nine feet tall and made of titanium; all these men had were
plasma metals and reeks. They had ta pretend like they hadn' t seen a thing. But then,
when he get behind the wheel... his tank driving... it was so awful.,.,.,
Have we ever seen an entire squad thrashed by its awn tank mam? Master Chief hasn' t.
He wasn' t even leaking where he was going,
Like he didn' t even re.
How do you guys know all title?
Maybe we emu try daing yeer ewe resarch, Instead m just beleving the mm sterile.
Den? we get it? He mesh? pretent us, He mesh? even ewe if we live or die. it' s like
some kind of game to ,
I wee saw a videa at driving a jeep fell at settlers straight late an enemy base, wee.
He plan G week, just drew right in.
Net But thats
It sure was. He me survived. But Master reappeared the is later,
half a mile bank alang the beam.
He ean' t die?
we kneels? Butt think its deer that, If that does atiest, He levee Master Chief and hates
Whatever, man, we guys are just trying tn were me,
Haw m we want m go, Marine? Better get war affairs in elder.
I hope I go quietly. I dun? want ta go like the new did. All warm in shaky grenades.
Shut eel Shut eel We' re geing tn be final I' m liang my mom, and she' s geing m be m
weed at me. we guys are stein Slate
Marine 3 dials mane
Hem, Meet? Fill Guess what? I' m geing tn fight alongside Master (mist! , huh?
Other Marines drop their was re the ground and shake their heads site My
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#85 - gildemoono (09/30/2012) [-]
I once played the entire series without killing any marine or letting my entire squad die. Dont do it, I got emotionally attached on "the covenent" mission in halo 3. spent three hours making sure these three odsts did not die the entire time. I gave one of them a spartan laser and he kicked remarkable amounts of ass. I named him clyde. He was a good soldier. WAS.

RIP you glorious bastard.
User avatar #91 to #85 - divinecreator (09/30/2012) [-]
cartoonsoldier shedding a single tear.jpg
User avatar #90 to #85 - xldarkking (09/30/2012) [-]
wha- what happened to him?
#102 to #90 - gildemoono (09/30/2012) [-]
One scarab down, one to go. Clyde riding right with Private Henson, My wheelman, on the left of my hornet. Strafe as much as you want, but on legendary those scarabs will lay the smack down. Already in smokes by the time we were overhead the scarab, I was trying to take down the mega-turret when I heard that fateful noise of the scarabs main cannon charging. By the time I realized the green plasma was already flying at me too quick to dodge. I gave Clyde one final look, he nodded at me in agreement, as I jumped from the hornet to the scarab. I heard the explosion, but refused to look, the adrenaline was rushing through me and the only thought going through my head was vengeance. The grunts saw it in my visor and ran for terror as one well placed grenade ends the scarabs life. Moments pass like hours as i look back at the smoking carcass of the walking tank. I hijack a ghost, ignoring guilty sparks pleas for me to progress... searching. At the nose of the wreckage I see it, a green weapon, the weapons used to slay half a dozen tanks, anti-aircraft turrets, and chieftans. I holstered the energy weapon, shed a tear, and moved on. His final kill, will now be his mausoleum. Clyde, if you were any better, you'd be a spartan.
User avatar #131 to #102 - peekabeast (09/30/2012) [-]
And to think i murdered him for his battle rifle... IM SORRY CLYDE!
User avatar #119 to #102 - harrytheheadcrab (09/30/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #195 to #102 - songemot (09/30/2012) [-]
Please write a novel.
#226 to #195 - gildemoono (09/30/2012) [-]
Would you guys seriously be interested? It sounds fun.
User avatar #230 to #226 - xldarkking (10/01/2012) [-]
do this please. you are such a good writer, it'd be a nice side project to do in your free time.
#228 to #226 - songemot (10/01/2012) [-]
100% yes. The world needs this.
#206 to #102 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
Have you ever considered writing a children's book?
#196 to #102 - brtaylorgang (09/30/2012) [-]
well 			****		......
well **** ......
User avatar #183 to #102 - ddemiddon (09/30/2012) [-]
you are a glorious author
User avatar #225 to #102 - hazardpay (09/30/2012) [-]
i appreciate those marines so much, that same mission i let them pilot the hornet, god damn i had never seen better piloting, killed 3 ghosts and a banshee before the first scarab, but i digress. flew over to the scarab and dropped me on it, i got to the core and tossed a grenade and watched it blow, and before i even got the idea to jump off i saw on my left a hornet, a hornet filled with marines waiting for me to jump on, we took off as i watched that scarab explode from a distance, and we went after the scarab the same way, and then . . . dammit. we were flying away from the scarab when a banshee had us in their sights, we were already damaged and we'rent able to get a good enough angle when i heard that dreadful, familiar sound. a fuel rod being shot at us after lock on, i tried my damnest to shoot it down but it was impossible, i jumped after taking a last look at the pilot, and looked up to see a ball of fire where that hornet had been, after a quick salute i ran to the nearest hornet and chased that bastard down, i never shot him, that wouldn't be enough, i jumped off the hornet, skyjacked the bastard, then dive-bombed at him when he reached reached the ground, and jumped out at the last second, i could only imagine the look on that elite's face, the look of complete regret for what he did. i'll miss you Clyde
User avatar #92 to #90 - questionquota (09/30/2012) [-]
He's with the Forerunners now, son *sniff* he's with the forerunners
#104 to #85 - theglaw (09/30/2012) [-]
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#116 to #18 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/30/2012) [-]
I liek this pic.
#19 - pinpointpickle (09/30/2012) [-]
Rooster Teeth could make this into a thing
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User avatar #87 to #2 - XxXRoxasXxX (09/30/2012) [-]
Whenever I get a Warthog, I give all the passenger a spartan laser or a fuel rod gun. ***** **** up.
User avatar #17 to #2 - notahuman (09/30/2012) [-]
I usually give them the best weapons... after i deplete them to one shot first...
User avatar #27 to #17 - EntropyAttack (09/30/2012) [-]
Since they have unlimited ammo, that's a non-issue.
User avatar #83 to #27 - skiskis ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
That's the point...
#88 to #2 - oliphan (09/30/2012) [-]
I always used to give them rocket launchers and other explosive weapons and then make them ride in the passenger seat of a mongoose or warthog. It was awesome because they never ran out of ammo so I would basically be followed around by a group of people shooting explosives everywhere like maniacs and blowing up all of the enemy vehicles... well... when they weren't blowing themselves up like retards that is.
I always used to give them rocket launchers and other explosive weapons and then make them ride in the passenger seat of a mongoose or warthog. It was awesome because they never ran out of ammo so I would basically be followed around by a group of people shooting explosives everywhere like maniacs and blowing up all of the enemy vehicles... well... when they weren't blowing themselves up like retards that is.
#3 to #2 - aflabagargh (09/29/2012) [-]
Nope, you're not alone on that part... Sure, I only played the Halo 1 and 2, but I played it on legendary... you really needed the marines for that ><
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#5 to #4 - aflabagargh (09/29/2012) [-]
I gave them weapons like Snipers n stuff... if i gave em fuel rod cannons and rocket launchers I'd freaking die by them ._.
User avatar #6 to #2 - doctornick (09/29/2012) [-]
I give the good weapons to the guys with the best hair or mustache.
#162 - chimfer (09/30/2012) [-]
Said no one ever.
#190 to #162 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
Full charge, shields drop to nothing, few clicks of the other trigger (if you're not playing CE) and they're good as dead.
User avatar #231 to #162 - thespartanpony (10/01/2012) [-]
In Halo: Reach, the Plasma Pistol can take down shields faster than any other (not power weapon) gun... even when you don't overcharge
#165 to #162 - pulu (09/30/2012) [-]
In combat evolved it was good and in lated games dual wielding with normal pistol you can easily drop elites shield with plasma pistols charge and head shot with regular
User avatar #192 to #162 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/30/2012) [-]
Dude, they are ******* life savers on legendary. Plasma Pistol/Battle Rifle combo, overcharge then a BR head shot.
#171 to #162 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
Well, it's ******* useful if you charge the pistol, crush the foe's shields then finish him/her off with a bullet in the head.
User avatar #176 to #162 - heirofaniu (09/30/2012) [-]
Noob combo. Google it.
#122 - BeaverBalls (09/30/2012) [-]
i decided to be a good guy in halo once. and let one of the soldiers drive the warhog.



he ran us into the side of a rock for 20 minuets.
#79 - mainstreamusername (09/30/2012) [-]
"Nobody was a better tank-pilot than my (STUPID ******* A.I.) cousin."
Bull ******* **** . I never tried to vertically go up a cliff face.
#44 - gevaudan (09/30/2012) [-]
I never really treated any of the marines with any respect whatsoever.
To me they're just meat-shields and walking ammo-caches.
If they pissed me off I'd run them over.
Sometimes I kill one at the beginning of the mission to make an example.
But the ODST...I protected them with my life.
They were like little brothers.
#49 - alucord (09/30/2012) [-]
I always tried to keep my AI's alive.
They also had infinite ammo.
#54 to #49 - naggerbatch (09/30/2012) [-]
>Halo 2
>Level with Elite allies
>Give them all energy swords
>Watch the massacre
#56 to #54 - alucord (09/30/2012) [-]
NO SURVIVORS!
#57 to #56 - naggerbatch (09/30/2012) [-]
Carbines were just as kick ass. They were 			*******		 dead eye with those things.
Carbines were just as kick ass. They were ******* dead eye with those things.
#65 to #57 - alucord (09/30/2012) [-]
With grunts in the rear with the infinite heavy fire-power.
They got raped pretty quickly once the flood showed up.
User avatar #72 - aTastyCooky (09/30/2012) [-]
"Have you ever seen an entire squad crushed by its own take before? master Chief hasn't. He wasn't even looking where he was going." HE WAS TEXTING
User avatar #74 to #72 - dikslapping (09/30/2012) [-]
******* cortana won't leave him alone
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#100 - helenwheels (09/30/2012) [-]
actually I think the reason solders always die when fighting with the master chief is because they have no idea how to use their weapons or protect themselves. Have you ever tried to watch them drive a tank?   
   
they'll be there with a needler firing one needle at a time and running around in circles. Why? because 			****		 you that's why.
actually I think the reason solders always die when fighting with the master chief is because they have no idea how to use their weapons or protect themselves. Have you ever tried to watch them drive a tank?

they'll be there with a needler firing one needle at a time and running around in circles. Why? because **** you that's why.
User avatar #105 to #100 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/30/2012) [-]
Then give them a sniper and put them in the passenger seat of a warthog. They get headshots at elites 150 meters away at full speed.
User avatar #106 to #105 - helenwheels (09/30/2012) [-]
not in my experience.
User avatar #107 to #106 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/30/2012) [-]
The A.I. of the Halo games increase in skill as your difficulty increases. This applies to both friendly and enemy A.I.
Enemies, however, gain increased health/shield durability...
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User avatar #23 - ipoopedinthegarden (09/30/2012) [-]
Who else read 'Master Chef's unit'?
#132 - bigdogmt (09/30/2012) [-]
Master Chief's face when
Master Chief's face when
#67 - shadowoflife (09/30/2012) [-]
**shadowoflife rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at team rocket logic ** I actually have a bad habit of doing the opposite. i've given them Plasma launchers and Spartan Lasers while I stick with battle and assault rifles.
#10 - thesoulless (09/30/2012) [-]
Made me laugh so hard for some reason
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