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Did we hear the '? ‘We' re being reassigned.
What? That' s great newest Maybe now we' ll finally see some
Wthe being reassigned... tn Master Caers unit.
I knew.
Are, are we being punished? Did we db samething wrung?
Sarge are me it was an hence. An haner.
That bastard.
Marine 3 enters
Hey guys, did we hear the news? were geing ta be in the 254th Spartan Supper: Unit!
We get ta meet Master Cheeta Holy COW, I gotta go will my meani
He unleash? knew.
Marine, have we ever met anyime were a Spartan Support Unit?
Mei That' s what makes it w entailing!
Den? we find that strange? There have been 253 tat them.
That' s ever a thousand men, Marine, All dead. Every, Last. Cine.
What? Came are thats ea. How is that even possibleh
Hear? That' s a good question m ask. Hm is It the UNSC always drape Master Chief eff
with a tell temperment of settlers, but make up elem?
Just leek at these meme wards.
Let me see these. Assault rifles, battle rifles, snipers. Typical unit distribution, Leeks like a
pretty standard seeped audit. Se what?
That' s hm they all start eel, yeah. But then Master Chief gees amend m them we by
ene. He takes eney the best weapons fer himself. He leaves his awn men with nettling but
plasma pistols tight eff the aliens.
Plasma petals are pretty geeji
senile} He may as well have given them reeks m threw.
Leek, that deben' t mean anyhting. Master Cnet needs to have the best weapons. He
needs them ta pretest es.
Pretent us? My eeveon shelved up tn unit In a tank, bribe. He' s driven tanks all his life,
my wrath. Spent hundreds of metre In and en the , Me ene' e a better
tank palet than he is. He was all excited just like we, but when he get there, Master Chief
wanted tn drive. My leesin refused., De we knew what Master Chief did tn my leesin? He
shot him a hundred's' times In the fade.
Jesus Christ! What did the was dd?
Master Chief is nine feet tall and made of titanium; all these men had were
plasma metals and reeks. They had ta pretend like they hadn' t seen a thing. But then,
when he get behind the wheel... his tank driving... it was so awful.,.,.,
Have we ever seen an entire squad thrashed by its awn tank mam? Master Chief hasn' t.
He wasn' t even leaking where he was going,
Like he didn' t even re.
How do you guys know all title?
Maybe we emu try daing yeer ewe resarch, Instead m just beleving the mm sterile.
Den? we get it? He mesh? pretent us, He mesh? even ewe if we live or die. it' s like
some kind of game to ,
I wee saw a videa at driving a jeep fell at settlers straight late an enemy base, wee.
He plan G week, just drew right in.
Net But thats
It sure was. He me survived. But Master reappeared the is later,
half a mile bank alang the beam.
He ean' t die?
we kneels? Butt think its deer that, If that does atiest, He levee Master Chief and hates
Whatever, man, we guys are just trying tn were me,
Haw m we want m go, Marine? Better get war affairs in elder.
I hope I go quietly. I dun? want ta go like the new did. All warm in shaky grenades.
Shut eel Shut eel We' re geing tn be final I' m liang my mom, and she' s geing m be m
weed at me. we guys are stein Slate
Marine 3 dials mane
Hem, Meet? Fill Guess what? I' m geing tn fight alongside Master (mist! , huh?
Other Marines drop their was re the ground and shake their heads site My
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#18 - milkwasabadchoice (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#85 - gildemoono (09/30/2012) [+] (17 replies)
I once played the entire series without killing any marine or letting my entire squad die. Dont do it, I got emotionally attached on "the covenent" mission in halo 3. spent three hours making sure these three odsts did not die the entire time. I gave one of them a spartan laser and he kicked remarkable amounts of ass. I named him clyde. He was a good soldier. WAS.

RIP you glorious bastard.
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User avatar #6 to #2 - doctornick (09/29/2012) [-]
I give the good weapons to the guys with the best hair or mustache.
#162 - chimfer (09/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Said no one ever.
#122 - BeaverBalls (09/30/2012) [-]
i decided to be a good guy in halo once. and let one of the soldiers drive the warhog.



he ran us into the side of a rock for 20 minuets.
#79 - mainstreamusername (09/30/2012) [-]
"Nobody was a better tank-pilot than my (STUPID ******* A.I.) cousin."
Bull ******* **** . I never tried to vertically go up a cliff face.
#19 - pinpointpickle (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Rooster Teeth could make this into a thing
#44 - gevaudan (09/30/2012) [-]
I never really treated any of the marines with any respect whatsoever.
To me they're just meat-shields and walking ammo-caches.
If they pissed me off I'd run them over.
Sometimes I kill one at the beginning of the mission to make an example.
But the ODST...I protected them with my life.
They were like little brothers.
#49 - alucord (09/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I always tried to keep my AI's alive.
They also had infinite ammo.
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User avatar #72 - aTastyCooky (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Have you ever seen an entire squad crushed by its own take before? master Chief hasn't. He wasn't even looking where he was going." HE WAS TEXTING
#126 - Deavas (09/30/2012) [-]
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no survivors? then where do the stories come from, i wonder?
#100 - helenwheels (09/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
actually I think the reason solders always die when fighting with the master chief is because they have no idea how to use their weapons or protect themselves. Have you ever tried to watch them drive a tank?   
   
they'll be there with a needler firing one needle at a time and running around in circles. Why? because 						****					 you that's why.
actually I think the reason solders always die when fighting with the master chief is because they have no idea how to use their weapons or protect themselves. Have you ever tried to watch them drive a tank?

they'll be there with a needler firing one needle at a time and running around in circles. Why? because **** you that's why.
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User avatar #23 - ipoopedinthegarden (09/30/2012) [-]
Who else read 'Master Chef's unit'?
#134 - EjaculationMan (09/30/2012) [-]
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#132 - bigdogmt (09/30/2012) [-]
Master Chief's face when
Master Chief's face when
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