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What ' did : just my amt we
atilia, ' , ilgili' iil raids an ''
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Submitted: 09/29/2012
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#6 - mynameisawesomeman (09/29/2012) [+] (12 replies)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
#8 to #6 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.
#14 - bearhandsahhh (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #31 - SonofChuck (09/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'd just like to point out "gorilla warfare" not "guerrilla warfare".
#1 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And then she got pissed, went to the dude, gave him a lecture...




And then they fucked. I mean women only love douchebags, amirite??
#2 to #1 - funnyjunknerdd (09/29/2012) [-]
totally.
totally.
User avatar #50 - henzaboi (09/30/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#3 - hinkipuhh (09/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#20 - VaultTechy (09/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know if many people know about this, but technically saying or posting this is equal to treason. There is a law that prevents people from imitating soldiers with any kind of medal, high rank, commendation, or any other notable award. If the government cared about this they would be in full right to send people that post this to life in jail, or possible execution if their state allows it. Just thought people would like to know. :)
User avatar #16 to #13 - FailureToComply (09/30/2012) [-]
I don't know if you're retarded or not, but those laws applie to impersonating in the sense of wearing military garb (combat uniforms, medals, ranks, etc.), and more pointedly using the garb to attempt to gain access to military bases. Saying "I'm a soldier and I'm the best sniper evur hurr durr" on the internet isn't illegal.

And either way "life in prison" or "death sentence," are you serious? It's a felony, but it's not fucking "I murdered 6 people" felony category. Learn to laws before you try to act smart.
#33 - maddboiy (09/30/2012) [-]
ok so im not complaining but wasnt this on the front page like 2 days ago?
User avatar #60 - raffinrox (09/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
this happens every time when i call someone a 12 year old on the internet. seriously guys wtf.
#63 - AnonymousDonor (09/30/2012) [-]
okay ive certainly got nothing against the boys puttin it all on the line to go overseas and all i mean that takes a lot of balls etc

but ive gotta say the internet stereotype of them (based solely on the few who are the kind of assholes who don't shut up) is just that: retarded meatheads that whip out the fact that theyre in the military and could "wipe me the fuck out", as if i gave a shit

really wish they would shut the fuck up and act as honorable as the profession they have chosen
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#59 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
I remeber this fag hole on youtube
User avatar #46 - Sandisky (09/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
at least you waited 3 days
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4124556/Waking+up+to+good+texts/


just kidding, still kill yourself
#43 - manboss (09/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>trained in guerrilla warfare
>guerrilla warfare
>guerrilla
#41 - CanadianNuts (09/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #26 - ilikeztitz (09/30/2012) [-]
since i cant do it now heres an idea for someone
chop on some tits in the screen
rewrite the text to wanking up in the morning
gain thumbs
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