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#83 - theoriginalzombie
Reply +100
(09/30/2012) [-]
The thing I've always wondered is whether Superman's "bulletproofness" makes him numb to all normal sensations like sex or itching. If he DOESN'T gain any pleasure from sex with Lois then how does he get his kicks? ******* mountains in his spare time? If he for some reason DOES have normal sensation in his penis, then why hasn't anyone just shot him in the dick?    
   
The guy stands like this for chrissake. Just begging to be glocked in the cock
The thing I've always wondered is whether Superman's "bulletproofness" makes him numb to all normal sensations like sex or itching. If he DOESN'T gain any pleasure from sex with Lois then how does he get his kicks? ******* mountains in his spare time? If he for some reason DOES have normal sensation in his penis, then why hasn't anyone just shot him in the dick?

The guy stands like this for chrissake. Just begging to be glocked in the cock
#140 to #83 - neokun
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Glocked in the cock, you have made me so happy I laughed for about a minute.
#125 to #83 - paperluigigatxl
Reply 0
(09/30/2012) [-]
Maybe its just his suit? Lolidk
#122 to #83 - TurkeyCupcake
Reply +5
(09/30/2012) [-]
The government really should give people like you funding to answer life's difficult questions such as these.
#89 to #83 - thebritishguy
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(09/30/2012) [-]
holy **** why isn't this on the news!!!!
#86 to #83 - itzmob
Reply +1
(09/30/2012) [-]
He's bulletproof cause he's apparently dense enough to be. But for some reason he's light enough to ******* fly.
#105 to #86 - akinto
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Well according to Irredeemable, The Plutonian, who's pretty much exactly like Superman, doesn't have heatvision/ x-ray vision/ superstrength/ speed/ flight but his only ability is to control molecules, which means he can alter everything around him.
#108 to #105 - merrymarvelite
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Sentry from Marvel Comics had a similar deal. I'm pretty sure it was explained that his powers came from the ability to alter reality immediately around him.
#113 to #108 - akinto
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(09/30/2012) [-]
So who knows that might be Superman's ability too