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#3 - waffies
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(09/29/2012) [-]
Good lord that's actually the smartest thing any villain has ever done
#18 to #3 - ompalomper
Reply +126
(09/30/2012) [-]
no, getting a kryptonite bullet and a sniper to take out a particular journalist on the daily planet would be the smartest thing a villain has ever done
#90 to #18 - points
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Someone used a sniper rifle and a kryptonite bullet to shoot at Clark's father in the show Smallville. Clark tried to casually stop it with his band but it went through his hand and into his chest... he lived (obviously) but barely. Clever villians.
#91 to #90 - points
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Link incase you're interested... the first few seasons were good: www. youtube. com/watch?v=LXKtLqA04Bc

I hadn't seen this in a while but...
It wasn't a sniper rifle, just a scoped submachine gun- and he was aiming at Clark not his father. Oops!
#96 to #91 - chupiter
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(09/30/2012) [-]
How did they get the bullet out? Kryptonite scalpel?
#103 to #96 - jackbrook
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(09/30/2012) [-]
crane.
#99 to #96 - points
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(09/30/2012) [-]
I think they just reached into his wound and used pliers
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#1 - roadhous
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(09/29/2012) [-]
Clark kent is super man? are you retarded
#23 to #1 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account**
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#29 to #23 - thundagawd ONLINE
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(09/30/2012) [-]
#4 - jaevel
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(09/29/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I'm more mindblown by Lex Luthor's logic, or the fact that Clark Kent is superman!
#17 to #4 - wehaveyourkittens
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(09/30/2012) [-]
**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1255465 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **   
you got that from the iphone prank thing on the front page;    
   
:-)
**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1255465 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
you got that from the iphone prank thing on the front page;

:-)
#26 to #17 - captainrattrap
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(09/30/2012) [-]
You don't say!!
You don't say!!
#49 to #4 - shroomftw
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(09/30/2012) [-]
It's a joke, it's funny because everyone knows Clark Kent is actually just a nerdy guys who could never be superman, and Lex is just playing along.


pic semi-related
#83 - theoriginalzombie
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(09/30/2012) [-]
The thing I've always wondered is whether Superman's "bulletproofness" makes him numb to all normal sensations like sex or itching. If he DOESN'T gain any pleasure from sex with Lois then how does he get his kicks? ******* mountains in his spare time? If he for some reason DOES have normal sensation in his penis, then why hasn't anyone just shot him in the dick?    
   
The guy stands like this for chrissake. Just begging to be glocked in the cock
The thing I've always wondered is whether Superman's "bulletproofness" makes him numb to all normal sensations like sex or itching. If he DOESN'T gain any pleasure from sex with Lois then how does he get his kicks? ******* mountains in his spare time? If he for some reason DOES have normal sensation in his penis, then why hasn't anyone just shot him in the dick?

The guy stands like this for chrissake. Just begging to be glocked in the cock
#125 to #83 - paperluigigatxl
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Maybe its just his suit? Lolidk
#140 to #83 - neokun
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Glocked in the cock, you have made me so happy I laughed for about a minute.
#86 to #83 - itzmob
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(09/30/2012) [-]
He's bulletproof cause he's apparently dense enough to be. But for some reason he's light enough to ******* fly.
#105 to #86 - akinto
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Well according to Irredeemable, The Plutonian, who's pretty much exactly like Superman, doesn't have heatvision/ x-ray vision/ superstrength/ speed/ flight but his only ability is to control molecules, which means he can alter everything around him.
#108 to #105 - merrymarvelite
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Sentry from Marvel Comics had a similar deal. I'm pretty sure it was explained that his powers came from the ability to alter reality immediately around him.
#113 to #108 - akinto
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(09/30/2012) [-]
So who knows that might be Superman's ability too
#89 to #83 - thebritishguy
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(09/30/2012) [-]
holy **** why isn't this on the news!!!!
#122 to #83 - TurkeyCupcake
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(09/30/2012) [-]
The government really should give people like you funding to answer life's difficult questions such as these.
#16 - alchord
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(09/30/2012) [-]
Clark Kent is Superman? Seriously OP? What a load of ********. Next you'll tell me that rich douchebag Bruce Wayne is a superhero
#85 to #16 - SHAMU
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(09/30/2012) [-]
#35 to #16 - faithrider
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(09/30/2012) [-]
and that some college brat is Spiderman!
#36 to #35 - frohtastic
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(09/30/2012) [-]
and that cosmic radiation gives superpowers
#7 - mrparkinglot
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(09/29/2012) [-]
**mrparkinglot rolled a random image posted in comment #1246767 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** that's the smartest thing any supervillian has ever said
#8 to #7 - mrparkinglot
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(09/29/2012) [-]
**mrparkinglot rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Oh Vader... ** ******* ponies
#12 to #8 - ezmack
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(09/30/2012) [-]
**ezmack rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Hipsters ** ******* incest
#15 to #12 - hammerfell
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#13 to #12 - irishlawyer ONLINE
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(09/30/2012) [-]
**irishlawyer rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at I would love that too. ** MFW this entire thing...
#22 to #13 - thereasonableperso ONLINE
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(09/30/2012) [-]
**thereasonableperso rolled a random image posted in comment #1310732 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** this thread
#45 to #8 - kidsquicker
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#9 - robotvoice
Reply +59
(09/30/2012) [-]
holy hell
that makes all the sense in the world.
#10 to #9 - blackberryjack
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(09/30/2012) [-]
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#61 - tehbestever
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(09/30/2012) [-]
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Dat logic.
#5 - vegetatheprince
Reply +37
(09/29/2012) [-]
That's some pretty sound logic.
#2 - rockmanfan
Reply +33
(09/29/2012) [-]
that... actually makes sense.