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Two strangers or o :
You can' t be vegetarian
Because! like meet
Two or 01 pet store:
You can' t buy a cat,
Because I' m
allergic
Two Mangers of o grocery wore:
You can' t
buy that chocolate
Because I' m on a diet
This is ridiculous behaviour.
Gay couples can' t marry
I' m not gay
This is reality.
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#69 - jewlube (09/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #663 to #69 - leetpwnzer (09/30/2012) [-]
The fact that that's your comment,and your comment number is 69 is just....



Well I though it was funny.
#296 to #69 - tennisgoalie (09/29/2012) [-]
Not because of the irreparable damage can easily be done to a young child's psyche or anything. That's just ridiculous. Why would I even say that?
#422 to #296 - theholum ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Wow, any reasonable comment here is actually thumbed down, how sad...
Wow, any reasonable comment here is actually thumbed down, how sad...
#369 - fretax (09/29/2012) [-]
I bet you didn't see that one coming did ya?
#46 - ushuaia (09/29/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk logic

You cant be gay
Why
Because im not gay
FJ opinion: Stupid, ridiculous

You cant like that music
Why?
Because i like metal
FJ opinion: here have +1000thumbs
User avatar #96 to #46 - uhidk (09/29/2012) [-]
oh, really?

because that rarely ever happens on this site.
#101 to #96 - leadpenguin (09/29/2012) [-]
So if I search Beiber or One Direction I won't see a wave of butthurt?
User avatar #320 to #101 - condormcninja (09/29/2012) [-]
I forgot what his voice sounds like, but that picture reminded me.
User avatar #109 to #101 - uhidk (09/29/2012) [-]
i was talking about the "because i like metal" part.

no one dislikes a type of music simply because they listen to another type of music.
User avatar #331 to #109 - admiralen ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
depends son, most people hate dubstep cause they like to listen to ********
User avatar #350 to #331 - uhidk (09/29/2012) [-]
lol no.

that's not the reason. not even close.
User avatar #357 to #353 - uhidk (09/29/2012) [-]
aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

User avatar #396 to #357 - admiralen ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
funnier if you get the joke
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#436 to #101 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
I personally don't give a **** about what people listen to, but what really bothers me is when they are like "OMG 1D is so awesome and they're so cuteee <3 xDLOLO" or **** like that, every second on facebook or anywhere, i hate those people
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User avatar #333 to #46 - jonajon (09/29/2012) [-]
why not both
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User avatar #335 to #333 - jonajon (09/29/2012) [-]
http://www. [url deleted]
User avatar #338 to #335 - jonajon (09/29/2012) [-]
dang this is too much effort.
last try.

http://www [url deleted] v=hbaVhDQfa3I

if that says URL deleted. put this on the end of [url deleted] /watch?v=hbaVhDQfa3I
User avatar #342 to #338 - jonajon (09/29/2012) [-]
**** a duck. i just want to post one link
http://www.you [url deleted] watch?v=hbaVhDQfa3I
User avatar #343 to #342 - jonajon (09/29/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=hbaVhDQfa3I
User avatar #345 to #343 - jonajon (09/29/2012) [-]
LOOK MUM! I DID IT!
User avatar #67 to #46 - goldenpotato (09/29/2012) [-]
I for one am a huge fan of rap and I feel it is often looked at in a biased nature.
#271 to #67 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
I personally catch myself having a negative bias against rap just because the primary examples of the art are not what I would call art. I often have to convince myself that rap can be good. For this, I am truly sorry.
User avatar #502 to #271 - goldenpotato (09/29/2012) [-]
I respect your opinion, but understand that some of it is actually intelligent, non-ignorant music. Even if so were not true, it is still not always bad.

EX, Gang Starr www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhsAxuvGMyw
#589 to #502 - svampi (09/30/2012) [-]
See now, the reason why i don't understand the "musical" side of rap is, for example, that this song has the same melody in the background through the whole song, and although the lyrics do change, the song doesn't even have a chorus and he's just talking through the whole thing.
Can you tell me what you find appealing about this, honestly?
Bracing for red thumbs because i don't know how to critique without insulting, but i actually want to know what's so "good" about this.
User avatar #669 to #589 - goldenpotato (09/30/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-2-jD-42Q
Nujabes - Feather
Chorus, singing (not talking), yes, a recurrent melody, but a clear and nice message.
Intelligent.
Appealing, to me anyway.

To add, I wouldn't thumb someone down because they thought differently than me, unless they were extremely unreasonable.
User avatar #548 to #67 - samxdaxman (09/30/2012) [-]
i find it kinda funny how the people who "love" bands like queen and pink floyd have heard maybe two or three songs but hate all rap because of artists, who arent even the majority, that rap about money women and clubs. and the fact that lots of artists today and in the past sang about similar things. i always tell them listen to some atmosphere and tell me again rap sucks.
User avatar #667 to #548 - goldenpotato (09/30/2012) [-]
Ignorance, and misunderstanding. They are never missing from this Earth.

Some people just don't get it. They can't list any rap artist that isn't pop-rap, usually.
User avatar #685 to #667 - samxdaxman (09/30/2012) [-]
a-fricking-men to that. even though im not into most metal, if someone recommends them to me ill check them out before saying i dont like them. what people dont realize is music should bring us together, not separate us.
User avatar #708 to #685 - goldenpotato (10/01/2012) [-]
I agree with that, pretty much completely.
User avatar #507 to #67 - jcllcj (09/29/2012) [-]
Thank you! I feel like the only rappers this site knows is Lil Wayne, Kanye West and Nicki Minaj.
User avatar #523 to #507 - goldenpotato (09/29/2012) [-]
Nobody actually understands or bothers to know what rap really is.
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User avatar #503 to #481 - goldenpotato (09/29/2012) [-]
fukc 2pac and rap i hate rap it is horrbrle and ignorannt

omg freddie mercury is such a god i love queen so much

It gets tiring.
User avatar #228 - slumberdonkey (09/29/2012) [-]
I was expecting op to make it about religion. Op didn't. Op was kinda cool today.
#208 - partieshard (09/29/2012) [-]
You can't post this here.   
Why not?   
It isn't funny.   
   
REALITY
You can't post this here.
Why not?
It isn't funny.

REALITY

User avatar #225 to #208 - slumberdonkey (09/29/2012) [-]
******* love that movie, have any more gifs?
#235 to #208 - johnnyfurious (09/29/2012) [-]
fukken lol'd
#289 to #208 - dameush (09/29/2012) [-]
funny? on funnyjunk? you must be new here
User avatar #299 to #208 - petal (09/29/2012) [-]
I love Harold and Maude. :3
#2 - waffies (09/29/2012) [-]
#33 to #32 - waffies (09/29/2012) [-]
One thread is enough for this exact moment
#36 to #33 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/29/2012) [-]
OK... but you show up everywhere.
User avatar #65 to #32 - recently (09/29/2012) [-]
Just once do i when i had to go because the do with as far as nobody but i go went to be even more!
#611 - littlenish (09/30/2012) [-]
Let me tell you a little anecdote
>3 years ago, 13 years old
>Goto school w/ gay kid, he's my best friend
>Neighbor is a homophobic, condones violence to everyone who isn't straight
>"Daniel" found out that "Omer" was gay, devises plan to commit hate crime
>3 weeks pass, plan is about to unfold
>"Daniel" rides up to the school on his bike
>"Daniel" is a jock, "Omer" and I were in the marching band
>We're practicing on the field, the football team is also on the field
>"Daniel" comes in, wearing his uniform
>Walks over to "Omer" and beats the **** out of him
>Soon other jocks join in after some Clarinets try to help "Omer" out
>2nd Trumpets get in, we get our **** slapped
>Bass line sees the brawl, they told the 1st trumpets (and cornet) to sound battle call
>I pulled "Omer" out, and helped him up, and we went home
>mfw I looked behind to see the marching band beating the **** out of the football team
#633 to #611 - anon (09/30/2012) [-]
Ya....I'm gonna call ******** on this.It sounds like a scene from "Revenge of the nerds".
#324 - panamaofjacks (09/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - ihaveakeyboard (09/29/2012) [-]
"You can't mention God in school!"
"Why?"
"I don't think he exists!"
I am an atheist, I just think this is retarded
User avatar #37 to #30 - thunderkrux (09/29/2012) [-]
People wouldn't let their children attend school if all they did was shove a Christian diety in your face all day. They don't mention nor do they preach or teach religion because schools should cater to everyone, not a specific group of people.
User avatar #39 to #37 - ihaveakeyboard (09/29/2012) [-]
I don't mean they should teach it, that would be retarded. I mean it is dumb how teachers can be fired for mentioning god. any god at all
User avatar #43 to #39 - thunderkrux (09/29/2012) [-]
Teachers will not get fired for saying, "I like god" They'll get fired for saying "OMG MY GOD IS TEH BESTEST GOD, YURZ SUKS. MY GOD IZ TEH ONLY TRU GOD. STAHP WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS MUMBOJUMBO AND LIKE MY GOD"
If you fire a teacher for saying, "I like god" that would be discrimination and they could take the district to court for that
User avatar #45 to #43 - ihaveakeyboard (09/29/2012) [-]
yeah, I typed that out without really thinking of it. my comment below summed up my attitude
User avatar #41 to #39 - ihaveakeyboard (09/29/2012) [-]
that comment was dumb... Please ignore it, I don't feel like going to delete it
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#58 to #30 - whatamidoingwithme (09/29/2012) [-]
God has no point in education.
User avatar #87 to #58 - brettyoke (09/29/2012) [-]
By that logic, neither does evolution or the big bang theory. If not everybody believes in something, is it obsolete for educational purposes?
User avatar #98 to #87 - akinto (09/29/2012) [-]
Creationism has no point in education because it isn't backed by any kind of data, evolution is.
User avatar #655 to #98 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
We have the Bible, you have DNA that is similar to apes. Grats.
#683 to #655 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
Obvious troll or you're just stupid, either way, I'm not going to pay any attention to you anymore
Obvious troll or you're just stupid, either way, I'm not going to pay any attention to you anymore
User avatar #686 to #683 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
Ah, yes. We have different beliefs, therefore I must be a troll. Carry on now, your ignorance.
User avatar #687 to #686 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
The reason why I think you're stupid or a troll is because I said that evolution is backed by data and you mention the Bible, as if it's a reliable source. And the fact that you said: "you have similar DNA to apes" not "you believe that all humans have similar DNA to apes".
User avatar #691 to #687 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
I do not believe I have a Bible. I know I have a Bible.
You do not believe that you have DNA that is similar to apes. You know it.

I fully believe that we are similar to apes, and I have no problem with that. I'm just not a huge believer in evolution.
User avatar #693 to #691 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
And scientist never say they are 100% sure of stuff, there's a reason it's called the theory of evolution not the fact of evolution.
Scientists used to believe that the atom was the smallest particle, that's why they named it after the Greek word for undividable. However later protons, electrons and neutrons were discovered and after that quarks.

So far evolution is the most logical explanation of how we came to be and it is backed by the most facts, the bible is just hearsay, yes it's God's word according to you but it's still "God said that..." without anything to back up those claims
User avatar #695 to #693 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
I'm just going to give one quick example of backup. Jesus. It is proven, that Jesus of Nazarath was a real person. Not everyone agrees on his actions, but he was real. I'm just putting that out there. There's other parts of the Bible that line up historically, but I don't know them off of the top of my head.
User avatar #697 to #695 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
Do I believe that Jesus might have been real? Sure, do I believe he was the son of God, born from a virgin and could perform miracles? No.
User avatar #699 to #697 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
And that's where we differ.
User avatar #692 to #691 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
I meant that you believe everything that's in the bible, and is creationism ever actually mentioned in the bible, does it say that God created all the animals at the same time? Just wondering, because I haven't ever actually read the whole bible.
I thought that the bible also mentioned that time in heaven moves differently which could mean that the 6 days it took for God to create everything means 6 days in heaven which could be the equivalent of thousands years on earth, and thus mean that God created evolution.
User avatar #694 to #692 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes, it does say that. On day six, there were "Vast numbers of land animals" created. The day before (five) was birds and fish.
The bible does say "for one second to God is a thousand years to man." Most people look at that as a parable, saying how God can do many things and be in many places at once, accomplishing multiple tasks.
I do not believe that God created evolution, because of my first statement. I do believe that creatures evolve to fit their habitat, but look at things like jellyfish. Look at their beautiful colors and forms. It gives me reason to believe in God.

I'm not a Westboro Baptist or whatever the hell they are, I believe that if you believe in God and accept him, then you're saved.
User avatar #696 to #694 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
I never said that you were a religious nut, you're free to believe whatever you want to believe.
But for me, something being beautiful is no reason to believe in God. And even if there was some grand creator who created the universe which is pretty much infinite, I don't think he'd care what small creatures like us would do in their day to day life.
User avatar #698 to #696 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
The main point in the Bible is that God created us because he loves us. Also, believe in what you choose to believe in.

What theory of creation do you follow?
User avatar #700 to #698 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
I believe in evolution, I think it's the most logical and most proven theory out there.
User avatar #701 to #700 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
No, no, I mean the creation of the universe. My mistake.
User avatar #702 to #701 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
Big bang theory I guess, I never really put much thought into it, because I think, and I could be wrong here, that you need a something to start it all. So something to create the big bang and I don't think our technology is advanced enough to find out what was before the Big Bang.
User avatar #703 to #702 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
Seconded, that's why I turn to God. It's only reasonable, in my opinion.
User avatar #706 to #703 - akinto (09/30/2012) [-]
The main reason why I don't believe in God is because I don't need to, I can enjoy my life just fine without thinking about what will happen after I die. I don't need heaven or hell to keep me from being bad.
User avatar #707 to #706 - brettyoke (09/30/2012) [-]
I don't need it, but it's comforting to know that someone is watching over me.
#226 to #87 - whatamidoingwithme (09/29/2012) [-]
Do you know what theory means? A hypothesis cannot be a theory if there is proven scientific evidence against it.
User avatar #71 to #30 - goldenpotato (09/29/2012) [-]
Well, I shouldn't have to openly admire him because of my school, but I am fine that some people believe in him.
#140 - garbleflab (09/29/2012) [-]
You can't like that movie!

Why not?

Because I'm a critic and I say it sucks!
#484 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
as long as gay people aren't ******* me up the butt i don't give a **** .
#518 to #484 - buke (09/29/2012) [-]
but ur okay with straight people futtbucking you?
#478 - gladiader (09/29/2012) [-]
Let's just make a post about gay marriage, it definitely won't cause any massive arguments!
User avatar #406 - tonyri (09/29/2012) [-]
You can't buy an Iphone

Why not?

Because **** you Isheep go buy your icrapple **** !!


Funnyjunk logic
User avatar #82 to #81 - millenia (09/29/2012) [-]
This reminds me of /ck/
#556 to #82 - hankpym (09/30/2012) [-]
did someone say /ck/?
#74 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
You can't kill people for fun

Why not?

Because i don't kill people for fun..
#86 to #74 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
>because killing is wrong
Fixed it for you.
#106 to #86 - songemot (09/29/2012) [-]
Prove that killing is wrong.
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User avatar #123 to #106 - perronfan (09/29/2012) [-]
denies someone life..
#116 - fyaq (09/29/2012) [-]
You cant **** dead people!
Why not?
Because I'm not dead!
#514 - thatguythatlaughs (09/29/2012) [-]
&lt;MFW comments
<MFW comments
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#91 - curtt (09/29/2012) [-]
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#111 - ooimilesoo (09/29/2012) [-]
MFW I just discovered one of my friends is anti-gay marriage
MFW I just discovered one of my friends is anti-gay marriage
User avatar #141 to #111 - probablynaked (09/29/2012) [-]
I say **** gay marriage in the asshole
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