OC. . Two strangers or o : You can' t be vegetarian Because! like meet Two or 01 pet store: You can' t buy a cat, Because I' m allergic Two Mangers of o grocery
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Two strangers or o :
You can' t be vegetarian
Because! like meet
Two or 01 pet store:
You can' t buy a cat,
Because I' m
allergic
Two Mangers of o grocery wore:
You can' t
buy that chocolate
Because I' m on a diet
This is ridiculous behaviour.
Gay couples can' t marry
I' m not gay
This is reality.
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Submitted: 09/29/2012
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#675 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
I find it incredibly ridiculous that straight people get so up in arms about an issue that , not only does not affect them in any way, but that also only affects a small percentage of the population. Why is it that we are concerned about carpet munchers and chubby funsters when the world economy is crashing to the ground? Why is this on the top of the list instead of finding cures for diseases or exploring vast new worlds?
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#656 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
I don't care if gays want to have some type of "marriage" but then call it something else. If you change marriage it's no longer marriage. How is this such a hard thing for people to grasp?

Sorry I'm annon
Sorry I'm right
User avatar #660 to #656 - mrwayne (09/30/2012) [-]
It's like saying the same thing with mayo/ketchup on a hamburger. **** , one thing changed so it's no longer a hamburger. ******* . Amazing. Logic.
#673 to #660 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
No it's like putting chicken on a hamburger instead of beef and still calling it the same thing. sigh...
User avatar #678 to #673 - mrwayne (09/30/2012) [-]
What about veggie burger? Turkey burger? No, you fail to see MY point.
#679 to #678 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
You fail to see my point. I veggie burger is not a hamburger. that's the whole point....
User avatar #690 to #679 - mrwayne (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, my original statement was a little vague on this subject, so let's go with an easier approach.

Marriage is marriage. How exactly does marriage change with allowing more people to go in? Marriage, by definition, relates nothing to gays. Or even straight people. So, where the **** is the difference? How does it change? How does marriage change when nothing is changed?

People turn marriage into a religious thing, but fact is, it's not religious. So, by your logic, it isn't marriage. Therefore, people who got married by "religious marriage" is actually not married. (Or if you want to, turn it all around, but my point still stands)

Nothing changes, so why force a certain "set" of people to do something else? You don't understand the full idea of why the American government don't want gays to marry. It has nothing to do with marriage at all. It's called biased views and discrimination. What if you liked the the thought of Hinduism and I told you to get the **** out because you like something that is against my religion? Pretty ****** up right? There is little difference, the only change is the story, the end is the same. There is no need for change, especially when something like this will never have an impact on your life.
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User avatar #654 - sanshiiuum (09/30/2012) [-]
"You can't have bacon!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm Jewish."

If we don't allow gay marriage, Jews will take our bacon.
User avatar #651 - bikester (09/30/2012) [-]
**bikester rolls 6** ***** given
#649 - lizardserver (09/30/2012) [-]
mfw when reading this
#648 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
You can't be a vegetarian!
Why Not?
Because its actually quite unhealthy to no eat meat.
#650 to #648 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
That's not true, if you know how to construct a balanced diet it can be very good for you.

The same goes for meat eaters.
#646 - yumyumtittysucker (09/30/2012) [-]
who the hell cares
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User avatar #659 to #652 - yumyumtittysucker (09/30/2012) [-]
i hope fj goes back to the way it was
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User avatar #642 - patriotpenguin (09/30/2012) [-]
you cant have a touchscreen phone!

why not?

its not an iphone
#641 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
"You cant be sexual attracted little kids"

"why not?"

"because i dont get sexually attracted to little kids"
#634 - MCPO (09/30/2012) [-]
You do not care about whether or not homosexuals can marry. You never cared. We will no become a productive member of sociaty and exercise every day. You will continue to love and cherish your family and loved ones.
You do not care about whether or not homosexuals can marry. You never cared. We will no become a productive member of sociaty and exercise every day. You will continue to love and cherish your family and loved ones.
#632 - jokersaysamuseme (09/30/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #245573 at Anime & Manga ** MFW
#622 - lentothekagamine (09/30/2012) [-]
Marriage is a religious term. It is by no means a secular idea. The ideology that gays can part take in marriage is based on the idea that religion should not have a role in laws abut marriage, which is absolutely ridiculous considering marriage is a religious concept. If two gays want to form some sort of civil union, its not marriage. The fact that government is using a religious ideology that two souls be joined in holy matrimony and the turning around and saying religion cant have a say in it is frankly offensive.
tldr: Marriage is a religious thing, not a legal thing.
#647 to #622 - winniedawho (09/30/2012) [-]
Marriage is a religious concept





started long before any religion popular nowadays
#645 to #622 - xnoselegx (09/30/2012) [-]
not sure why you're getting thumbs. Marriage may have been started because of religion, but currently it is very much a legal status which grants permissions concerning immigration laws and taxes, and being compelled to testify in court. I know you thought you were pretty slick, but the fact is you're wrong.
User avatar #640 to #622 - mrwayne (09/30/2012) [-]
Which is retarded considering marriage was nothing related to religion back in the day.
And no, marriage is a verbal (sometimes written) contract. Therefore, legal.

It is believed marriage was created to keep order of women. Whether that is true I can not say, but what I do know is that marriage is not religious unless the two people make it religious (which by American law, still bide under a verbal contract).
User avatar #639 to #622 - spartusee (09/30/2012) [-]
There are thing that you can only get when you are married. Atheists get married.
#638 to #622 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
Within the same vein of thought, marriage then should not legally be a qualifying factor for any socioeconomic modifications, such as joint insurance policies and spousal support pay as a military member. By making these allowances, it becomes a legal matter, and -is- an area of discrimination with very real consequences. If this were the case, then straight couples should additionally have to file an application for a civil union after marriage as well, thus resolving the whole mess. Or they can piss off and let us get married.
User avatar #631 to #622 - SixEighteen (09/30/2012) [-]
who says marriage has to be exclusively religious? you? i happen to think that a ceremony like marriage is the highest form of commitment that two people can make to each other, and religion should have absolutely nothing to do with it.
#627 to #622 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
you've restored my faith in humanity.
#621 - wegotabadasshere (09/30/2012) [-]
MFW gay people
MFW gay people
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User avatar #617 to #616 - swedishassassin (09/30/2012) [-]
I can use this against liberals.

"You can't own guns"
"Why not?"
"Because I don't like guns!"
#614 - serotonin ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
You have to support gay marriage!   
Why?    
Becouse I support it!   
   
I dont have anything against homosexulas having legal unions (call it what ever you want). They are as they are and society should help them have as good life as they can. But also I dont see homosexuality as normal I see it more as....condition you are born with, like color blindness or dyslexia.   
   
Logic in comic is faulty and it is oversimplification of complex subject
You have to support gay marriage!
Why?
Becouse I support it!

I dont have anything against homosexulas having legal unions (call it what ever you want). They are as they are and society should help them have as good life as they can. But also I dont see homosexuality as normal I see it more as....condition you are born with, like color blindness or dyslexia.

Logic in comic is faulty and it is oversimplification of complex subject
#613 - holypiez (09/30/2012) [-]
**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at this ** my realization face
User avatar #612 - secretlywheatbread (09/30/2012) [-]
This does not affect me in any way.
None at all.
If they want to marry, cool.
Why should I care? They don't care who I marry.
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