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#65 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [-]






**** .. he is sexy..
#76 to #65 - bitchplzzz (09/29/2012) [-]




I know he is, i already ****** him!


...Wait, **** !
#77 to #76 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [-]






We are all drunk that night! No one was suppose to find out!





#79 to #77 - bitchplzzz (09/29/2012) [-]




I dont care if everyone knows, that 6 way with that guard, khajiit and dragon was glorious
#81 to #79 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [-]






Wasn't glorious for me.. I couldn't walk for a week!
#98 to #81 - nITE (09/29/2012) [-]
My dick is smurf
#24 - alucord ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Sir, I assure you this is not illegal.

I haven't taken anything out, i'm just checking to see what they have
User avatar #146 to #24 - bigbawser (09/29/2012) [-]
If you'll excuse me, I must now do this in Skyrim, but make it say: "Who stole my sweetroll!"
#188 to #146 - eddiethead (09/29/2012) [-]
Sweet rolls?
Fimmion hungry.
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#55 to #24 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
Is that...made out of dead Thalmor?

I am a Khajiit, and I found that truly inspiring.

-sniffle- A thumb for you, good sir.
#168 to #55 - alucord ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
YES!
YES!
#29 to #24 - hoffmeisterh (09/29/2012) [-]
As a fellow nord I must say that's ******* beautiful.
#30 to #29 - alucord ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
I am a nORD and a storm cloak, but i 			*******		 hate Ulfric.   
   
SMILE MILK DRINKER
I am a nORD and a storm cloak, but i ******* hate Ulfric.

SMILE MILK DRINKER
#31 to #30 - hoffmeisterh (09/29/2012) [-]
Ulfric is a pussy ass faggot bitch. I do all your ******* war for you and you don't even let me be jarl of solitude!? **** it, I challenge ye to single combat for the title of high king.

Then realise he is still essential npc and get my ass kicked.
User avatar #36 to #31 - connorusinvictus (09/29/2012) [-]
Im a Nord, all the way, ****** love Talos, ****** hate High elves, But ulfric is a pussy, a faggot, a douche, and he's like Alqueda and The Taliban; A disgrace to the god he worships.
I think both the Empire and Storm Cloaks are in the wrong in this whole war.
User avatar #37 to #36 - connorusinvictus (09/29/2012) [-]
The Imperials pretended to not allow the worship of Talos in skyrim, then one day Ulfric gets up and over reacts to the empires laws and gets the attention of the High Elves causing a massive civil war. The Empire, Though, should have done SOMETHING to stop the White Gold Concordant or what ever.

Yes, I am a complete DORK about Skyrim.
User avatar #56 to #30 - eddiethead (09/29/2012) [-]
Is that from the MLP skyrim video?
Ulfric is, in fact, a milk drinker.
#169 to #56 - alucord ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
#166 to #56 - alucord ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Mayybeeeeee.
Mayybeeeeee.
User avatar #105 to #30 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/29/2012) [-]
I personally think that the Stormcloaks' cause would be just, if Ulfric wasn't such a pretentious douche. I hate the racism he brings to skyrim, if his only goal was to get Talos worship to be legal again, I'd say he'd be a noble man. But, if you get the Thalmor Dossier, you learn some **** that makes you hate Ulfric anyway. Really, I doubt he gives a **** about Skyrim, I think he just wants to be High King.
#4 - waffies (09/29/2012) [-]
All so fresh the scum sucks our nuts!
All so fresh the scum sucks our nuts!
#35 to #33 - bigblackguy (09/29/2012) [-]
here sir try this on for size
here sir try this on for size
#38 to #35 - whitcher (09/29/2012) [-]
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#92 to #38 - whycanticaps (09/29/2012) [-]
mfw spiders are on me
mfw spiders are on me
#151 - JudasLitl (09/29/2012) [-]
Skyrim logic
#179 to #151 - bluelight (09/29/2012) [-]
i know the feeling
#26 - dribble (09/29/2012) [-]
this is the only Skyrim related thing i have :)
this is the only Skyrim related thing i have :)
User avatar #48 to #26 - SilentStranger (09/29/2012) [-]
I love attacking guards outside cities and luring them to a giant, just so they die like this xD
#88 to #26 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
What is this from?
#145 to #14 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #174 to #14 - fedegon (09/29/2012) [-]
u splt loser rong
User avatar #220 to #174 - goldenpotato (09/30/2012) [-]
I think they missed the sarcasm.
User avatar #54 to #14 - cadencee (09/29/2012) [-]
Spells loser wrong like every YS that i ******* hate... get 162 likes.
User avatar #64 to #54 - danielph (09/29/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure its part of the joke.
#97 to #54 - paradoxfag (09/29/2012) [-]
"Likes"
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#62 to #54 - anon (09/29/2012) [-]
shut the **** up faggot
User avatar #222 to #54 - cadencee (10/04/2012) [-]
haha wow look at all those red thumbs.
User avatar #40 to #14 - fugless (09/29/2012) [-]
i have no ******* idea where you got those thumbs but i want em back
#47 to #40 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
and what do you plan on doing with them once you get them?
User avatar #49 to #47 - fugless (09/29/2012) [-]
I PLAN TO **** EVERY BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE
#50 to #49 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
oh
User avatar #51 to #50 - fugless (09/29/2012) [-]
why? what did u think i would do with em......? duh
User avatar #16 to #14 - garymuthafuknoak (09/29/2012) [-]
>Do you even lift looser?
>you even lift looser?
>even lift looser?
>lift looser?
>looser?

wut
User avatar #52 to #16 - fugless (09/29/2012) [-]
i dislike ur comment just to see what **** u posted and well all i have to say is ......FAGGOT
#140 to #52 - kyouko (09/29/2012) [-]
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What are you, 12?
User avatar #128 to #52 - garymuthafuknoak (09/29/2012) [-]
looking at your posts above it looks like you are in the same hole as me "faggot"
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#17 to #14 - gtaant (09/29/2012) [-]
I lift tighter.
User avatar #219 to #14 - peepeethesailor (09/30/2012) [-]
LOL YOU SPELLED LOSER WRONG YOU ************
User avatar #107 to #14 - hipopatonims (09/29/2012) [-]
*loser.
User avatar #109 to #107 - hipopatonims (09/29/2012) [-]
But people are saying thats part of the joke? If so can someone explain please?
#136 to #109 - kyouko (09/29/2012) [-]
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Do u evn left fegget?"

No, it's because when someone writes that, it's mandatory that you use bad grammar.
User avatar #143 to #136 - hipopatonims (09/29/2012) [-]
Well thank you for explaining it to me. ^_^
User avatar #144 to #143 - kyouko (09/29/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #221 to #14 - TardytheTurtle (09/30/2012) [-]
holy **** , is that Katara?
User avatar #1 - whycanticaps (09/29/2012) [-]
the best is when you sneak attack someone with a bow, and everyone crowds around the body, wondering who did it, and you casually walk up to the body, rip the arrow out, and proceed to strip it of all items. Everyone just sits there and watches
User avatar #108 to #1 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/29/2012) [-]
I remember when I was in the middle of Morthal when a Master Vampire came up and ****** some guy's **** up. The guard approached me and asked if I knew who did it. I casually told him I don't give a **** who did it, I'm not going to give him any info, and basically just to **** off. Long story short, he arrested me.
#185 to #108 - pedroparra (09/29/2012) [-]
did you say 'vampire'?!?!?
User avatar #22 to #1 - wubwubbingyou (09/29/2012) [-]
sneak all day err day!
#94 - eburn (09/29/2012) [-]
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#134 to #118 - alstorp (09/29/2012) [-]
Oh... My... God...
Oh... My... God...
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#129 to #118 - Olgiz (09/29/2012) [-]
all of my hate for them now.
#142 to #94 - xygote (09/29/2012) [-]
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#34 - derpmageddon (09/29/2012) [-]
Oh Skyrim, you so full of making sense
User avatar #91 to #15 - whycanticaps (09/29/2012) [-]
and you have to love when you capture solitude or windhelm, you are the next rank under the leader of the army, and still all the soldiers on whichever side you picked bad mouth you.
#125 - adremalech (09/29/2012) [-]
Epic photoshop skills
#78 - mlpmeh (09/29/2012) [-]
#149 - Thenewguygunther (09/29/2012) [-]
>enter whiterun
>kill everyone except the kids
>steal all the clothes
>drag bodies into suggestive positions
>laugh
>feel childish because you're laughing at dead video game characters having sex
>reload game
>repeat cycle
anyone else do this... no it's just me, alright I'll go back into my corner now
User avatar #162 to #149 - princebroken (09/29/2012) [-]
yup so fun..
User avatar #154 to #149 - dingojohn (09/29/2012) [-]
We've all been there.. Many times.

Did the same thing in Hitman.. And hitman 2. And Hitman: Bloodmoney. And I'm going to do it in Hitman: Absolution as well.
#120 - jalthelas (09/29/2012) [-]
But the soldier can groove now.
#155 to #120 - sneakypudding (09/29/2012) [-]
These boys work hard, but party harder.
User avatar #218 to #155 - jalthelas (09/30/2012) [-]
*These boys work hard, and play harder.
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#194 - moustachefingers (09/29/2012) [-]
"Must be my imagination!"
#3 - TehBlackfire (09/29/2012) [-]
Only Skyrim-related pic I got....Kinda disappointing actually, I need to increase the size of my skyrim collection...
#44 - killuminatii (09/29/2012) [-]
i dont play skyrim and.... does this really happenes?
#53 to #44 - winniedawho (09/29/2012) [-]
you have to get your pickpocketing skills up to level 100, not only that, you have to use so many perks just to unlock it... its kinda a skill unlockable at sooo later stage, when you already don't need your "victim's" item, sort of a "fun" skill
User avatar #66 to #53 - ilovehitler (09/29/2012) [-]
It's purpose is to make towns of naked people, basically.
User avatar #70 to #53 - SpcRamon (09/29/2012) [-]
at first, i kind of liked the concept....In the beginning.

But once you reach higher levels, you begin to realize that this was actually extremely limiting. I mean, we don't even have a chance to reset our points if we wanted to change class, or focus on other skills.

So...it kind of sucks. Good game though.
User avatar #95 to #70 - fpsnoob (09/29/2012) [-]
Unless you play on PC, in which case you have full console control where you can change whatever you want, how you want.
User avatar #102 to #44 - zonryu (09/29/2012) [-]
i once killed 3 civilians right next to each other i stood on their bodies and a guard came up to me and said " hey you! yes, you! i know who you are....hail Sithis " it was the best **** ever
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