Yes.. no. My wife and I were getting imo bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually §; _ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me," Maybe so
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My wife and I were getting imo bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually §; _ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me,"
I said "Whati'? l. h What was that};
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,..,
You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can' t you Just love me for who I am and not for what I do for
you in the bed room?‘
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I decided to take the day off of work to spend time with her,
We went out to it nice lunch and then went shopping at it big department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outhit.,
She could ft decide which one to take so I told her .ti,, tr,, l, t. just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earring s.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck., I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she does ft even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for it loop when I said, ‘That' s fine, homey," She was almost neary rig sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said.
l think this is all dear, let' s go to the cashin c,
Icould hardly contain myself when I blurted out.
No honey, feel like it,"
Her face just went completely blank " heehaw dropped with it baffled WHAT,?),',?,,))),",
I then said, "Really honey) Ijust want you to this stuff for , , t, t!,, l, ,,,
You' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me , fervour shopping needs as a
woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can' t you just love me for who I
am and not for the things I buy you?"
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#69 - copperoxideking (09/28/2012) [-]
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#1 - sacredseasons (09/28/2012) [-]
Someone give this man his medal.
Someone give this man his medal.
#117 - kidsquicker (09/29/2012) [-]
I'd love to hear a follow-up story of what happened next.
I'd love to hear a follow-up story of what happened next.
User avatar #119 to #117 - RandomAnonGuy (09/29/2012) [-]
Too much blood, they'd have to put it in the **** section.
#125 to #121 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
Worth it.
#124 to #121 - kidsquicker (09/29/2012) [-]
A picture really is worth a thousand words.
#83 - absolyst (09/29/2012) [-]
Her fw
#25 - novren (09/28/2012) [-]
he 			*******		 deserves it. 			*************		 hero.
he ******* deserves it. ************* hero.
#98 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [-]
But, I'm sure it was funny.
#100 to #98 - totallynotafurry (09/29/2012) [-]
You're not reading because you can't.
#101 to #100 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [-]
I think you kind of just took the joke, ate it, then took a **** , and threw it back in my face...
#102 to #101 - totallynotafurry (09/29/2012) [-]
I don't know if that was supposed to be a compliment or not.   
But I will say that I have used that same joke on multiple occasions, simply because most of the "TL;DR" pics/gifs are of black people.
I don't know if that was supposed to be a compliment or not.
But I will say that I have used that same joke on multiple occasions, simply because most of the "TL;DR" pics/gifs are of black people.
#103 to #102 - frysfrys (09/29/2012) [-]
It's a good thing.
#108 to #103 - totallynotafurry (09/29/2012) [-]
Okay, that's what I though.   
Here, have some cute.
Okay, that's what I though.
Here, have some cute.
#2 - johnpaulwatermelon (09/28/2012) [-]
she is gonna need this
#3 to #2 - johnpaulwatermelon (09/28/2012) [-]
and you're gonna need this
#5 to #3 - lolollo (09/28/2012) [-]
So it's OK for her to get mad at him enough to warrant divorce for not buying her needlessly expensive 			****		, but not for him to get annoyed when she can't have sex with him, an activity that's supposed to be enjoyable for the both of them.   
   
Yeah, OK.   
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So it's OK for her to get mad at him enough to warrant divorce for not buying her needlessly expensive **** , but not for him to get annoyed when she can't have sex with him, an activity that's supposed to be enjoyable for the both of them.

Yeah, OK.
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User avatar #26 to #5 - KillinTime (09/28/2012) [-]
that's the double standard women present us with.

-inb4 butthurt females claiming to be different
User avatar #6 to #5 - lolollo (09/28/2012) [-]
scratch that, *won't
#113 - thoubrethrenlivid (09/29/2012) [-]
Greatest story. ever.
Greatest story. ever.
#43 - dustyshane (09/28/2012) [-]
All you tards think this is a true story when it's actually an old ass joke.
User avatar #65 to #43 - papernazi (09/28/2012) [-]
I like to believe that someone somewhere heard it and turned it into a true story.
#4 - suphenk (09/28/2012) [-]
almost tl;dr'd, but glad I didn't. this guy.
almost tl;dr'd, but glad I didn't. this guy.
#106 - ascendedwings (09/29/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
+5
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#52 - mariasaturnina (09/28/2012) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MEDALS.
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MEDALS.
#45 - anon (09/28/2012) [-]
10/10
#44 - mcbmichael (09/28/2012) [-]
give him this medal the first one i could find
User avatar #42 - gatorotterdolphin (09/28/2012) [-]
+FAV
User avatar #137 - KoeSavant (09/29/2012) [-]
I jst go off work. I went four hours afer I posted this. I love you all.
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